What if one morning you wake up and feel a terrible aching from your crotch area... Like a thousand different guys had been there before. You look in the mirror and you see this.

what do you do in this situation?

>>279624362 (OP)
if an evil mage transmogrified my cock into a gina' I would immediately kill myself

>>279624362 (OP)
How would Kazuya react if Chizuru dyked out?

>>279624592
it would be great

>>279624362 (OP)
I'd start up an OnlyFans and get money from simps.

>>279624362 (OP)
I hate these threads.

>>279624362 (OP)
why do jannies keep up /a/gp threads that should be in /lbgt/

>>279624592
He'd jerk off and then cry himself to sleep without washing his hands.

>>279624362 (OP)
open the app of my bank account and smile

>>279624362 (OP)
suck loser dick for money

>>279624362 (OP)
take one more right in front of kazuya fucking nigger wont get it through his thick head so ill turn his manga into an actual netorare doujinshi

>>279626390
You wash your hands every time you jerk off? lol

I'd get hymen restoring surgery as soon as possible and wear a purity ring to show people that I'm a born again virgin

>>279629122
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>279624362 (OP)
>Like a thousand different guys had been there before
How would you know how that feels?