Anon, you are man now.
Now you must choose your wife and start a family

>>279643010 (OP)
gnome, I ain't having no short lived magiclets

>>279643010 (OP)
Gross, none of them.

>>279643010 (OP)
I choose the adult woman.

>>279643010 (OP)
Blue one

>>279643123
Sorry, but no elves. Infertile offspring is of little value

>no elf
What's the point? I guess far right.

>>279643044
I concur. Obviously tallwomen are more attractive but you want what's best for your offspring.

>>279643216
you're hardly related to your own great--great-grandkids because you've been diluted out to the point they're no closer to you than a random person of your race. I'd rather half my genes live on in mules for 500 years

>>279643176
Ok ok, I will admit that tallman girl is a little bit younger, but she is raised right I promise

>>279643010 (OP)
This board fell off.
Everyone would be grossed out and reported this tumblrtard hideous art.

>>279643491
fuck off cunt

>>279643010 (OP)
sex with maizuru/eastern archipelago girls

>>279643010 (OP)
I want all the short ones please

>>279643010 (OP)
Either far left or far right.

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>>279643010 (OP)
Are people unironically into midgets? At least lolis have skinny legs and a skinny body. I would prefer taller adult women over short midgets who are adults due to stubby legs, desu. At least if tall women gain weight, they wouldnt look as bad as short women who gain weight.

>>279644040
Are you pretending to be retarded or just naturally that way?

>>279644429
Maybe he's pretending, maybe he's natural, maybe it's Maybelline

>>279643216
Oh, you must not have heard. WoTC took racial modifiers completely out of the game! Half-elves, orcs, etc., simply don't exist anymore. Yay! (WoTC: "Half-race entities are inherently racist")

>>279644001
isnt she gay though?

>>279644745
Who gives a shit what WokE thinks.

>>279643491
it is gross but it's missing the skin cancer freckles all over the body to qualify as tumblr art.

>>279643010 (OP)
This looks like body pozzitive garbage. A fat leftist woman definitely drew this.

>>279646110
>A fat leftist woman definitely drew this.
proof?

>>279647769
>proof?
https://youtu.be/FZ6aKCoRMuI

>>279647920
i just dont see it, you could maybe make the case that ryoko kui is a tumblrina but i really doubt she gives a shit about politics in the first place

>>279643010 (OP)
>Now you must choose your wife and start a family
No. I'm going adventuring for fame, fortune, and curiosity and you can't stop me!

>>279645730
*JotC

>>279645440
>>279644001
>isnt she gay though?
no, she has a fetish for humans/tall people in general

>>279643010 (OP)
Human. Always.

>>279650489
All four of those are humans.

>>279650538
Tallman.

>>279643010 (OP)
Left is the only way I'm getting a D1 athlete

>>279644001
wait, her big tiddy fanart is actually canon?
never noticed she had huge milkers

>>279650606
because she hides it with that leather armor chest

the only other proper ship in this thread
sorry not sorry
Chilchuk like them thicc

>>279643491
https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/122503232/
Apparently this board fell off over 10 years ago because Dungeon Meshi has been beloved here since the very beginning.

>>279651670
AND she has a fine figure (as for a dwarf). Daya for comparison is built like a medicine ball

>>279655661
more cushion for the pushin some say

>>279645440
She's getting hammered into the mattress by a tall brown guy while his tall brown sister whispers filth into her hear. She's not in control of her sexuality.

>>279644001
Namari looks so much like my girlfriend it's uncanny. Exact same height, too.

>>279643010 (OP)
Why is orange and green such a great combo?