Why couldn't Jiraiya score?

Dan.

Reminder that Tsunade didn't actually look like this. She looked like a shriveled up old bag.

No way this hag shaves

>>279685854
I feel like Kishi forgot about that

Jiraiya had Naruto turn into a girl and fucked him senseless every day for 2.5 years
This is canon btw

>>279685854
Yes and Liches have dead bodies, it doesn't mean their magic doesn't completely shit on the natural order.

She's young as long as she can maintain the technique.

>>279685854
I mean, as long as she has chakra, she's fine, and it's not like she does a lot of fighting.
But if she has the body of a younger woman, as long as she can keep it up, can she get pregnant?

>>279685854
Jiraiya looked better than her when she lost the jutsu lol, ironically she aged the worst among the sannin

>>279685483 (OP)
because of crippling porn addiction

>>279685483 (OP)
Because she was loyal to her death boyfriend, it's not rocket science

>>279685483 (OP)
Making out with her belly button

>>279687001
Jiraya was the kind of guy to chase the women in his 90s. he would be basically the same in Boruto had he not died.

>>279685483 (OP)
Basically this >>279685555

He was always destined to be the rebound guy at best. And I say "at best" since Tsunade was only going to give him a chance as a last resort and provided he returned from a very dangerous conflict.
Not saying that Tsunade despised him or anything like that. But she never considered him as a love interest.

Under normal conditions Jiraiya never stood a chance.

>>279685927
So long as he was a girl it's perfectly fine and not gay.

>>279688487
>Tsunade was only going to give him a chance
This was never stated during their last dialogue, it's just your extrapolation.

>>279685927
Wtf I love Jiraiya even more!?

Seriously though how the fuck did she not get over her dead bf that she didn't even know for that long.
Nawaki I can understand more but hell they have both been dead for like 20-30 years.
The fear of blood is understandable at least.

>>279685854
If you wouldn't fuck a 90 year old hag who looked like that, you're gayer than OP.

She swore off dudes after her boyfriend died but when she got horny, that's why Shizune was around.

Is it true that we don't even know if she's alive in the current boruto arc?

>>279685854
She will never look old as long as I feed her with my chakra filled semen

>>279685483 (OP)
Naruto delivered anti simp before rent a hoe was conceived, cuz all of the simps lost.

She fell in love with him during Pain

>>279685483 (OP)
he probably did (pic related)
>>279690513
>yfw no side stories of Futa Tsunade going around town seducing girls and making them have her babies

>>279691528
>Tsunade pulling a Zeus
Would read

>>279691528
>>279691960
Think she plowed sexy jutsu Naruto

>>279685483 (OP)
Maybe he did once when she was really drunk.

>>279689706
oneitis is just like that

>>279691528
GIWTWM

>>279692279
Nah, at best she pulled out a titty and rubbed the tip of his penis with it to get him to shut up

>>279685483 (OP)
He scored plenty of prostitutes and fangirls since he was a celebrity..

>>279685483 (OP)
Because Tsunade was the Sakura of her time.

>>279692617
That's an oddly specific scenario. Speaking from experience?

>>279693640
Yeah, I'm Jiraiya

Naruto should have married Tsunade