Thread 279717686 - /a/ [Archived: 1005 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:43:29 PM No.279717686
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Why don't they use Naruto running? It's more aerodynamic.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:51:21 PM No.279717837
>>279717686 (OP)
>trips
>your face is shredded
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 5:55:46 PM No.279717918
>>279717686 (OP)
They are horses, not retards
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:01:05 PM No.279718014
>>279717686 (OP)
How did a shitty plot of anime horse girls who run become such a popular anime and Gacha?
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:14:44 PM No.279718308
>>279717686 (OP)
Naruto running is one of the dumbest anime tropes. There's a reason zero professional athletes run with their arms flailing around behind them like dead weight.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:21:45 PM No.279718456
>>279718308
it's visually striking and iconic, you're just angry at it because you're retarded and tried to do it IRL and got bullied and now resent it.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:22:50 PM No.279718472
>>279717686 (OP)
One of the girls did a naruto run in the original PV tho
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:28:05 PM No.279718608
>>279717686 (OP)
Why don't they do the devilman crawl?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 6:34:05 PM No.279718769
>>279718456
Yes, I found out it's a suboptimal method of running from bullies.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:00:22 PM No.279719368
>>279717686 (OP)
what a fucking retarded idea for a tranime
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:06:00 PM No.279719494
>>279718456
>it's visually striking and iconic
It only exists because they couldn't be arsed to animate real running.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:19:52 PM No.279719882
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>>279717686 (OP)
One of them did in the promotion video
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:30:05 PM No.279720143
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>>279717686 (OP)
My wife is already very aerodynamic
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:43:57 PM No.279720509
>>279720143
>broke her leg and and was shot
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:46:20 PM No.279720574
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>>279717686 (OP)
The ninja run really is iconic, there should be a sceience explaining that it's feasible
anybody here who followed bicycling as a sport would know the aerodynamic position was once ridiculed, until everyone started using it because it was very effective
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 7:59:54 PM No.279720946
>>279720574
it's cutting through air like an f1 car
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:00:23 PM No.279720959
>>279720574
It is aerodynamic but the reason why no one runs like that is because it is unstable. Seriously, try running like it and see if you don't trip and fall. Not to mention, it is harder to turn
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:04:28 PM No.279721077
>>279717686 (OP)
>>279718308
>>279718769
>>279718472
>>279719494
>calling it the "naruto run" and thinking naruto invented it
Go back.
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:07:42 PM No.279721153
>>279720143
she should walk on me in those heels
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:12:32 PM No.279721252
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>>279718456
look at her derpy arm
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:18:33 PM No.279721385
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>>279719882
The Naruto run actually appeared multiple times in early promos, but it was ultimately never used.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSpoqZ4WN60
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:42:22 PM No.279722059
>>279720959
>trip and fall
Never did. I think you have much bigger overlooked issues if you can't balance yourself.
Cyclists switch between positions when necessary, climbing steep slopes with sharp turns they won't be in aerodynamic position and would adjust accordingly.
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Anonymous
6/16/2025, 8:42:58 PM No.279722073
>>279717686 (OP)
They already have a hard time thinking whether they run on the right or the left and you want them to think more?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:02:48 PM No.279722639
>>279722059
I run regularly, lad
Naruto run is dangerous. Especially at high speeds with other people beside you
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:12:22 PM No.279722916
>>279717686 (OP)
flailing your arms swings the boobs more
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 9:12:25 PM No.279722918
horse-racing
horse-racing
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>>279718014
easiest way to get lots of money in GTA San Andreas
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:29:34 PM No.279725074
Is this the thread?
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 10:43:40 PM No.279725539
faster
faster
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They have already mastered speed
Anonymous
6/16/2025, 11:01:17 PM No.279726115
>>279720143
Best flattie I've seen in quite a while
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 12:24:46 AM No.279728350
lewd the oguri