Thread 279772045 - /a/ [Archived: 1059 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:05:22 PM No.279772045
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>"Why did you vandalize those statues?"
>"BECAUSE I WANT TO BE THE GREATEST HOKAGE EVER AND HAVE EVERYONE IN THIS VILLAGE ACKNOWLEDGE HOW COOL I AM!!!"
Was he retarded or something?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:06:58 PM No.279772066
>>279772045 (OP)
He did it for the same reason you made this post. For attention.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:11:06 PM No.279772109
>>279772045 (OP)
Banksy did it and it did get him fame and acknowledgement
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:14:49 PM No.279772151
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:17:13 PM No.279772181
>>279772045 (OP)
>Was he retarded or something?
This is the same kid who thought he could be one of the world's strongest ninjas, despite not knowing how to spell 'chakra', or use basic syllabus jutsu; The same kid who thought the way to deal with being hit by a poisoned weapon was to stab the wound with his own weapon.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:22:23 PM No.279772259
>>279772045 (OP)
>When I grow up, I'm going to be Ninja president!
Naruto has such a weird premise, bro.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:48:26 PM No.279772616
>>279772045 (OP)
If the ninja president adopted me and still made me live like a homeless person I would have done that shit too.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:58:05 PM No.279772735
>>279772045 (OP)
>doesn't respect the previous hokages
>does't understand why everyone reveres them
>thinks the statues are stupid, vandalizes them
>"I could be a better hokage than any of them, then you'll stop treating me like shit"
makes sense to me
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:58:32 PM No.279772741
>>279772045 (OP)
>be nine tails jinchuriki
>get adopted by the hokage
>still left alone in an apartment living off poverty meals to "protect you"
>the whole village bullies you, risk going crazy
>they let you be a ninja, no one tells you ninja ISIS wants to kidnap you
>eventually tap into the nine tails chakra, start defeating people you have no business fighting, no one cares, anyone barely comments on it
>ninja ISIS waltz into the village anyway, kidnap you the same day without breaking a sweat
Is this better in the manga or is the whole story supposed to be based on this plothole?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:09:02 PM No.279772854
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>>279772066
>when hero and villain (OP) are not so different...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:11:28 PM No.279772893
>>279772045 (OP)
>Was he retarded or something?
Yeah? Have you even read the series? Naruto's completely braindead.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:13:21 PM No.279772918
>>279772045 (OP)
That's nice Naruto, now how would you have felt if you had not eaten breakfast this morning?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:25:33 PM No.279773088
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>>279772045 (OP)
new leadership replaces the old guard
it's been repeated in history since ancient times
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 4:33:47 PM No.279774344
>>279772735
Literally none of that is true
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:56:50 PM No.279776572
>>279772045 (OP)
>>279772259
Obamacore.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 5:59:27 PM No.279776639
>>279772045 (OP)
Genuinely, and I'm saying this as someone that finds Naruto too aesthetically dull to actually defend, why does /a/ turn into CinemaSins when it comes to shounen discussion?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:00:38 PM No.279776666
>>279772045 (OP)
Why did jaraiya abandon him, and only trained for a bribe wasn't he the god father?
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:01:28 PM No.279776697
>>279772616
And if you did that you'd go straight to jail. Naruto is lucky that he's the Yondaime's son and a valuable jinchuuriki. Sasuke would have been euthanized had he done that.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:03:32 PM No.279776749
>>279772066
OP BTFO
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:24:52 PM No.279777310
>>279772045 (OP)
This, really. Acting stupid for attention is such a woman thing to do.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:29:01 PM No.279777416
>>279776639
This isn't anything new given that Kingdom Hearts a tokusatsu with Disney characters gets these discussions. Same with Sonic.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:52:30 PM No.279778095
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>>279772045 (OP)
>keeps transforming into his imaginary trans persona to get favors from old men
he was
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 6:57:02 PM No.279778218
>>279778095
> trans persona
Fuck off freak
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 7:21:32 PM No.279778910
>>279778218
>turns himself into a woman
>doesn't turn into another woman for it, literally envisions himself as a sexy woman
Cope
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:02:50 PM No.279780035
>>279772066
FPBP
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:11:22 PM No.279780314
>>279776666
Nice digits
He was probably on a mission I guess?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:37:21 PM No.279780993
>>279772045 (OP)
kill yourself narutard
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 8:59:57 PM No.279781574
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>>279772045 (OP)
He was and still is a retarded sperg.
Or can you imagine lying/bragging to the child of your childhood crush.