>Gets reincarnated into the body of a kid
>Doesn't use his short refractory period and energy to have fuck sessions all day
>Doesn't have sex with any girls his age
>Waits until he's a boring adult with limited energy to act on his urges
Was Rudeus retarded?
>>279837343 (OP)My first target would have been the maid
>>279837343 (OP)He tried to be better than this anon
>>279837473Slyphie would have been mine. But I'd keep it nice and slow so she doesn't freak out.
>>279837511I would take over the world.
>>279837343 (OP)He was reincarnated into a newborn and was a hikikomori in his last life. He found out he could use magic. There was a lot of issues for him to unpack.
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I'm thoroughly disappointed how this series panned out.
most people, even in anime don't want to fuck little boys
>>279837343 (OP)You forgot the part where he couldn't get it up for like 3 years?
>>279837343 (OP)Rudeus is a disgrace to all reincarnated shotas.
When the protagonist's dad found out that the greenhaired girl was going to be groomed, he sent his son to his cousin in the fortress city, where he'd have to work to earn money.
When the protagonist tried to fuck his second cousin on his birthday, she slapped his face and kicked his groins.
When he was on the equivalent of Africa and Australia, he had no time to think about fucking anybody.
When he finally managed to get home, his 2nd cousin had sex with him and then was gone the next day, leading to him being too depressed to think about sex.
When the cute new blonde girl tried to have sex with him, his dick didn't react, and she felt humiliated and went away.
When his former tormentor turned friend brought him to a brothel to get over sex anxiety issues, the high class prostitute there couldn't make his weiner stand erect either. Then he dissed the blonde girl that tried to have sex with him, and he tried to kill himself after realizing what he had done.
When the blonde ringlet elf who has fucked every male being that has ever existed and stroked his chest and was ready for a kiss, his dick was still sleeping.
When the elven whore of babylon fucked every man in the protagonist's vicinity and was snuggling up to him naked, he still was unable to do anything with his dick.
When the mysterious god mocked the protagonist for having performance issues, he sent the protagonist to university, where the protagonist fell in love with a boy.
When the protagonist touched the boy's nether region, he found out that the boy's a girl.
When the girl lured him into a sex cave, the protagonist failed to have sex with her.
When the protagonist's cousin gave the girl a sex potion, the protagonist finally managed to have sex with the girl, and then his sex issues and desires were solved.
The end.
Part two is when the protagonist fucks his teacher.
Part three is when the protagonist gets fucked by his 2nd cousin.
>>279841757Is this OVA good? I assume most focus isn't on romance even though it is important.
OHHHHH
Hide your children from the fleshfang shotacon.
Id feast on Linia and Pursena pussies like you wouldnt imagine
Can prepubescent boys breed?
>>279844396Pre cum is the most potent.
>>279837343 (OP)I think as an adult you'd recognize why fucking kids is not okay even when you look like one. Get a fucking grip.
>>279837343 (OP)The fans of this character are so fucking gay for him.
They make sure you know he's not a self insert because they do want to be him, they want to breed him.
They literally spend hours defending him from being called a pervert, pedo, or cheater because they're that gay for their husbando.
They tell you how awesome he is for three wives, they will never talk about the wives themselves, just how awesome he is for having sex with them because they don't care about women at all, they need to be good little gay cuckolds and watch their manly husbando fuck girls while crying bitch tears in the corner.
>>279837343 (OP)If Rudy was just a chad and not a reincarnated adult he and Eris would've fucked when she was 12. With her sex drive it makes no sense that she kept saying "no"; she sniffs his underwear and practically rapes hm when they get married yet doesn't lose her virginity until she's 15.
>>279846065You're a new person with new experiences. How is it not okay?
>>279847100Because you're not a new person just new experiences.
Has anyone made a parody of MT without moralfaggotry yet? I want to see what an actual imageboard dweller would do
>>279848038Get his shit pushed in by broader society. What you're asking for is suicide. Try it. I am wrong, probably.
>>279847164>new Biology completely>New Brain>not a new personhuh, I'd grant it to you if he was just de-aged and then transported but he was literally rebirthed out of his new mothers snatch and has her and his new fathers DNA, every child reproduced via his sperm has features similar to his new parents and their ancestors before them
>>279848038it would be an 18+ anime, low quality due to the low budget, focused on sex rather than adventure, it could work in light novel format
>>279840323One of the funniest and silliest plotpoints in anime I've remembered in a long time
>>279848521He keeps his mind and all of his current understanding. Contrast that with brand new person who doesn't know what the fuck is going on.
>>279848728>He keeps his mindhe doesn't he gets a new literal brain as in the organ known as the Brain. He magically gains the past thoughts and experiences of an alien from another planet/world, but is still affected by his current brain that makes it impossible for him to be physically attracted to his mother and aunt.
>>279837343 (OP)wait, no people are mad that he's NOT a pedophile?
>>279840323>>279848688ED was just one symptom of his abandonment issues. It was just a fear of having sex because in his subconscious sex=future abandonment.
>>279848774He has a continuous memory he keeps his mind. Stop doing mental gymnastics. Brain and mind are different. Brain is the physical organ, mind is an abstracted space that contains the person's conscious experience.
>>279848833>mind-body dualismDo we really need to open this can of worms?
>>279848841Wipe his memory then and he can fuck whoever he wants.
>>279848852I am going to sleep. Good luck.
>>279848883Then it would have no need to be a Tensei?
