Anonymous
6/22/2025, 8:29:59 AM No.279876746
>The Reincarnated Mathematician Who Spent 999 Years Perfecting the Optimal Ramen Broth Temperature (97.5°C ±0.5°C) and Noodle Firmness Coefficient (245±15 gf/mm²) Only to Discover That His Soulmate Was Actually a Sentient Tonkatsu Cutlet with 47% More Crunch Than Average Who Had Been Searching for Him Through 14 Parallel Universes While Maintaining a Stable Molecular Structure Despite Being Deep-Fried at Exactly 180°C for Precisely 7 Minutes and 32 Seconds
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