Have you thanked Aqua today for her generosity?

>if she's retarded, that means she can do slutty things without being impure

>>279877468 (OP)
I want to drink her crystal-clear pee. It probably tastes like the freshest glacial springwater.

complete anal obliteration

>>279877503
Yes. You gotta problem with that?

>>279877506
Stop you're making me thirsty anon

>>279877751
faggot

>>279877836
>fucking women is gay
retard nigger monkey

>>279877845
Go fuck a man homo

man i love alcoholic anime women

>>279877468 (OP)
She's dumb as rocks and would make kids who are dumb as rocks but that isn't deterring me from wanting it for some reason

>>279877468 (OP)
I wanted to argue for darkness because without her the party would usually die before aqua or megumin could do their thing. But without aqua I guess kuzuma would break his neck due to clumsiness or get beheaded due to ignorance, so her resurrection really is indispensable.
Thank you, Aqua-kun!

>>279877983
That's not a problem for me because I'm also dumb as rocks. Aqua and I and our kids would be happy together.

>>279877468 (OP)
Our tard wife

>>279877468 (OP)
OH
MY
GODDESS

>>279878113
two negatives make a positive so your kids will be geniuses

>>279878137
our?
I'm not sharing

>>279878891
You don't have a choice in the matter

>>279878009
I was referring to more about how each contribute to the comedy of the series.

Aqua>Darkness>Megumin

Everyone knows she carries the show, hard

>>279877751
tpwp

>>279882041
Fat fingers.

>>279883468
not the only fat thing on her

>>279883468
Good for gripping

>>279877468 (OP)
I like seeing her get slimed

>>279883727
Love Onomeshin, it's been so long since he's done a H doujin though

>>279884589
I like making her cry

>>279884919
She's so bulliable.

>>279877506
Her periods, her diarrhea shits, her breast milk, her saliva, I want it all!

>>279886442
that's all clear water

>>279886567
That's why. If it comes from Aqua's body it's extra special.

>>279877503
So how come nobody approached her in like 2 years in the Konosuba world? Darkness is getting male admirers all the time, Megumin isn't lackin in that field either and even Kazuma is getting attention despite his reputation.

>>279881192
based

>>279888022
Kazuma has 0 erotic thoughts about her.

>>279888096
Kazuma is a dumb, petty faggot who never got over the fact that Aqua (rightfully) mocked the stupid fucking way in which he died. That is why he can't find her attractive, he can't let go of that moment.

aqua's asshole

>>279888264
Hey Kyouya! stop seething about Kazuma.

eris > aqua

>>279888470
Hey Kazuma! Stop seething about Aqua.

>>279888470
Don't make me say the prayer...

>>279877468 (OP)
Aqua’s ass should be on my face

>>279888680
Her asshole must be completely safe to lick, right?

>>279891441
you'll develop priapism and require amputation

>>279891557
Isn't she a Goddess that can turn everything into water? She's too lazy to wipe and she just uses her powers.

>>279891822
google priapism

>>279877468 (OP)

>>279878239
Aqua's massive ass

>>279888470
which one of these two pads her chest?

Be honest how long would you be able to resist if you were Kazuma after meeting Aqua?

>>279891557
aqua literally doesnt poop so her asshole is as clean as a whistle

>>279894991
I'd just jerk off to make sure I am making rational decisions, so for a long, but to not lie, I'd fuck Aqua eventually.

>>279894991
legit would aqua even resist if kazzy made a move?