Why did she lie? She is clearly wearing eyeshadow and lipstick

mao mao a cute

i'm assuming they were asking if maomao was wearing foundation to cover their freckles but really this is maomao's natural skin (she's beautiful)

>>280002503
猫猫 make my 蛙 release 粘液

>>280002532
No, they were asking about keshou, meaning makeup in general

>>280001318 (OP)
is that the kind of joke she would make?

>>280003601
Maomao never jokes

>>280001318 (OP)
>not being born with perfect makeup preapplied
and that's why you're not a character tin a Chinese drama

>>280004812
Yes she does. Maomao joked about Jinshi's missing male parts multiple times. That is until she found out it isn't true and he actually has quite a massive frog. Then she got too intimidated by the subject to bring it up again. There was also that time she threatened to rape a fellow servant girl and after the girl ran off terrified, Maomao said it was just a classic red-light district joke.

>>280007114
Mocking and threatening people are not jokes.
Maomao is too autistic to understand or tell jokes.

>>280001318 (OP)
retard

>>280002679
Yes, but from context you need to get whether he's asking if she's wearing makeup right now or if she's wearing "makeup" in her every day life.

>>280007114
>massive
Average.

>>280008771
Cope

>>280001318 (OP)
I swear/a/ is filled with a bunch of faggots that watch girl shit rather than Chad shows.

>>280009243
Yeah, they should be jerking each other off with their bros while they put Solo Leveling on.

>>280001318 (OP)
So, what kind of romance show is this?
I'm pretty tired of cuckhold shows where two people are clearly attracted to each other, but nothing happens for fucking years straight.
Do they FUCK or what?

>>280009165
Anon, it's a fifteenth century Chinaman. He's not gonna have a large dong.

>>280009333
Maomao is for quietly admiring.

>>280009372
He is a fictional character, they are not really known for having historically accurate anatomy.

>>280007114
>That is until she found out it isn't true and he actually has quite a massive frog. Then she got too intimidated by the subject to bring it up again.
The apothecary fears the frog

>>280009372
>getting this upset that a character has a bigger dick than you

>>280001318 (OP)
https://litter.catbox.moe/qreke0cnoo6ey0w8.jpg

>>280009333
The male lead chokes and rapes the female lead while she's crying

>>280009333
>Still mindfucked by rent a girlfriend

>>280009507
>implying I have a dick at all
Just not impressed.

>>280009535
Not okay.

>>280002474
I feel like I can read this... Xenoglossia...

>>280001318 (OP)
Because if its obvious then it’s a stupid question that requires a stupid answer

>>280011689
Maomao is the sexiest woman in China.

>>280002474
God just imagine being Māomāo, being dressed in the most whorish yet elegant of courtsean dresses, kept on a chain by the “eunuch” in his room lest you reveal the secret of his frog to the world. Every night when he enters his quarters, he only wants one thing, he pulls you up by the chain around your neck as he looks you into the eye and you know what's going to happen and what's expected of you. Almost instinctively, you comply and turn around, lifting up your dress and exposing your butthole. You can feel his big, firm hands on your hips as you feel his giant frog pushing itself inside of it, he's done this so many times, and yet it still hurts, you can feel all your organs being pushed aside as it goes in deeper and fills you up. Even though you're not doing anything but sitting on all fours and taking it, you can barely breathe from the strain on your body that was never meant to handle this. And yet, the feeling of being degraded like this, being treated like a mere object together with the physical sensation of it filling you up is truly exquisite. Just imagine, everyone in harem is lusting after him, thinking him to be so charming and refined, and yet, every night he does these unspeakable things to you, clearly lusting after your completely flat body.

Wow, Māomāo is so lucky.

>>280001318 (OP)
what kind of show is this? seems reddit coded

>>280013365
Is this every (flat) woman's dream?

>>280013441
>reddit coded
What does that mean, Redditor anon?

>>280013365
>imagine being Luomen

>>280013497
In my experience most of them don't like it up the butt.
But Māomāo does. Dirty, filthy little anal slut.

>>280013497
Yes. Don't ask me how I know.

>>280015301
You have to take it up the ass to keep a man around because you have nothing else?

>>280015728
Wrong, you have an amazing flat chest.

>>280015799
I wish