>Konitchiwa Senpai, Please Notice Me
>I watch asian cartoons, I'm a weeaboo
>I live in my mom's house, I'm like 32
>I collect swords and throwing stars
>Yes, I'm a weeaboo
>Sticks and stones may break my bones
>But I will always be one step ahead of
you
>Cause I read the manga
>(you're such a fcking pleb are you even
Japanese bro)
>I haven't showered in like 16 weeks
>All my friends and peers are ashamed of
me
>Cause all of a sudden
>I think I'm Japanese

>Yes I'm a weeaboo
>Yes I'm a weeaboo
>Yes I'm a weeaboo
>Yes I'm a weeaboo
>A filthy weeaboo
>(Naruto's so overated)
>A dirty weeaboo
>(You wanna see my katana collection?)
>A fucking weeaboo
>(I'm learning Japanese on rosetta stone)
>A disgusting weeaboo
>(So I'm like basically Japanese now)
>I live at my computer desk
>And agrue with teenagers on the internet
>About atheism,And how
>Japan is superior to other counties
>I learned a bit of Japanese
>So now I'm qualified to be a part of
their comunity
>So I made my avatar
>A kawaii waifu

>Yes I'm a weeaboo
>(Uh duh, everybody wears kimonos)
>Yes I'm a weeaboo
>(Ninjas are still real, okay?)
>Yes I'm a weeaboo
>(Uh k-konitchiwa)
>Yes I'm a weeaboo
>(Domo Arigato)
>A filthy weeaboo

First

who'd have thought the neo nazis would ever waste their here

I look like this and say this

hi videl long time no see
>g-goku...? it's 3 AM what are you doing in our house?
i need a sparring partner, is gohan home?
>oh goku my husband is on a business trip he won't be back for a whole week
ehhhh? but he promised we would kumite today
*goku looks down at videl from the side of the bed*
you know watching you fight spopovich got me really excited
*goku grabs videl by the foot*
maybe you can spar with me until gohan comes home
>GOKU PLEASE N-
*goku drags the pregnant videl out of bed and throws her to the floor*
waku waku im getting really excited
*videl feebly raises her arms to defend herself as goku begins punching her in the face*
cmon videl aren't you excited to spar with me?
*goku backhands videl, snapping her neck*
hora the fight isn't over yet videl
*goku forces a senzu bean down videl's throat*
>cough cough g-goku please let me go i don't want to die
daijoubu daijoubu! don't worry videl we can always bring you back with the dragonballs
*goku takes videl by the wrist and throws her through the wall, killing her instantly*
wow that wasn't very exciting it's too bad gohan isn't here
*goku looks down at videl's pregnant belly*
waku waku i bet a half saiyan like pan would be really strong
*goku punches through videl's stomach and rips her baby out of her uterus*
*the room is filled with pan's premature infant cries*
*blood rushes to goku's cock as he begins to get excited*
let's test your limits pan
*goku jams his hot monkey dick into pan's unwilling anus, rupturing her guts*
wow this feels really good i'm so excited
*goku fills the lifeless pan's intestines with his baby batter and discards her on top of her mother's crumpled body*
what a great fight maybe i should pay master roshi a visit next

>>280038988 (OP)
you know, I always ask myself. Is it really that easy to identify you guys Are from sharty