In my opinion, the Sasuke Retrieval arc was the peak of Naruto part one, and it left unreasonably high expectations for the second part.
I could talk about this daily.
>>280107141 (OP)I'd prefer it if you never talked about anything ever again
>>280107141 (OP)>where's the dailyIt seems the OP got banned for crosslinking the posts to the shitposter's thread (you can see this on desu)
I can post the chapters doing his vacation, I'll be using this trip.
>>280107282Can you tell me just what the hell is going on in these daily Naruto threads? I'm in it just for the chapter and discussion, but there seems to be drama and derailing every thread and someone dumps the next chapter ahead of schedule.
>>280107553Some really autistic faggot self inserting as Sasuke fucking le ebbin Hanabi we only tolerated because he hated Abortion had it in his head only he was allowed to create Naruto threads.
>>280107553As far as I can tell, there's one guy who really really dislikes the idea of the daily storytime existing, and he has used every single resource, from spamming chapters to impersonating the OP to shameless samefagging, to try to stop them.
Why? Apparently due to some previous drama with the Naruto general, but I couldn't tell you more, since I also am just here for the storytime, and I didn't visit Naruto threads previously.
>>280107282Mods are retarded
>>280107553tl;dr is some schizo who avatarfags / larps as Sasuke spends hours here every day shitposting and derailing because of serious mental illness
Noodletard lost. None of you ever wanted to discuss any chapters. The other thread is proof of it. You played yourselves. I won.
>Captcha: T4YYA
>>280107649Shit, left the trip on.
These things are tricky, can't lie.
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I thought Neji had really really thin bones at first
>>280107713lel I thought the same
>>280107713Would explain his glass jaw desu.
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>>280107713>SLURRjirobo was about to use his gamer words
I got Ramen banned....I thought it was the schizo linking his own posts.....
If you don't post in the other thread it means you never cared about discussing any chapters, which means you agree the dailies were a bad I sea, which means I win.
If you post in this one, it's labeled as simply "Naruto", which means you're posting in /nart/, which means I win.
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>>280107282Eh, might as well post today's chapter now, in case somebody didn't get to read it before the thread was nuked.
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>>280107141 (OP)>2006 fanartThinking about it, i don't think those guys really seemed left out of most fanart out there back then.
Everything was either akatsuki or the Konoha characters + sand siblings.
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>>280107870>DRATThe demon character from Frieren!?
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>>280107944You know, Ukon looks like those DB memes with shadowy angry faces.
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>>280108001I still remember that anon who thought Jirobo was a genuine cannibal because of this line and that Boruto character that looks just like him.
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>>280108036fucking useless
only worth having for his man meat
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>>280108023Speaking of which, anyone finds it odd that Kiba never learned headhunter or any digging jutsu?
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>>280108047To be fair.
That fat fuck does look like someone who'd eat a person.
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>>280108070Yeah, it even goes with the whole dog aesthetic.
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>>280108069Thank you temporary OP.
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>>280108057Man, look at those Yaoi hands!
>>280108069Thanks new dumper
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Just use the other thread what the fuck is wrong with all of you
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>>280108180that thread smells
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>Spamming the already posted chapter
You people never learn do you
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Why are these threads filled with megafaggots?
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See you tomorrow! Probably in a new thread (I don't expect this one to last long, anyways).
Also, OP, if you're reading this, take care, and don't let this bring you down. I'll step down as soon as you are able to post with your usual trip in the threads.
Also, OP, if you're reading this, go fuck yourself, and don't let this stop you from killing yourself.
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>>280108304The sheer disgust
>>280108288Scholar + gentleman
Why can't you just accept defeat and be normal fucking people? You fucking lost.
What do you think about the anime stating the sound 4 are jonin-level? I think we have both implications they are and they aren't, so I don't feel much about it.
>>280108357I think jonin probably have a wide range of powerlevels
>>280108357Makes sense to me. The powerscaling is all over the place but being able to construct a barrier that contains the 3rd and Orochimaru seems like it should place them there automatically
>>280108357It's more accurate.
>>280108371That too
>>280108357>>280108398Also, it would speak pretty poorly of orochi if he didn't have at least a couple of jonin sized jobbers laying around
>>280108325She definitely got the ick for Genma and Raido after she saw them lose to 14 year olds.
>Allowing all this spam
Mods are fucking useless.
>>280107923Early 00s fanart was way more soulful anyways
>>280108506Early 00s internet in general was way more soulful tbqh
>>280108506'yuya detected
>>280108506Knowing Shikamaru means "deer" makes him seeing that scene way funnier.
>>280108506Fuck, I don't know how I never saw this.
reminder naruko and sasuke is canon
>>280108633>Sakura.exe stopped working
>>280108681post the other one, the one with the toenail polish
>>280107141 (OP)Definitive proof shading actually makes 80% of art markedly worse than flat coloring.
>>280108796this is all I ever wanted
>>280108799No no, you can't even see her toes here
>>280108023>>280108036>tunneling fang>doesn't tunnel properlyYou've brought shame onto your entire bloodline.
>Naruko gyaru / gal
Yes... Yessssss.
>>280108933I bet gyaruto smells musky
damn, this thread already has almost twice the posts
>>280108796PLEASE tell me there's more
>>280108796imagine the plot twist if naruto was a girl all this time in part 1
>>280108796Damn, look at Naruko's JAW in that upper image.
>>280109032>Naruko returns to the village in part 2>Her chest is now VERY noticeable from the growth spurt
>>280109008All Noodleposters (AKA ramen bootlickers)
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>tfw you realize the Narukofag is Sasukefag wanting him to be so it doesn't make him gay.
>>280109326If he is, then I guess there is 1 (one) thing I can agree with him on.
>>280109326i'm not the retard obsessed with hanabi (uggo) or hinata (uggo2) if you're wondering
>>280109556>spiral eyesFUCK
>>280109556>>280109580An uzumakinnegan would have been cool
>>280109599Indra had one originally.
>>280109764the sissy hypno shinobi
>>280109556We don't accept Hinata slander in this household.
>>280108288Thanks, replacement op. You're a standup guy
>>280107884How did Neji not see the spiderwebs?
I feel like how good the byakugan is is inconsistent.
>>280107967>There's no excape
>>280107282So are the jannies fucking retarded, or does Sasukejeet have a janny boyfriend?
>>280111591>>>280098036Real thread is over here, silly anon
>>280108083Imagine being so fat you look at ninjas and see food.
>>280108288Thanks summerudon
>>280111591Didn't the /j/ leaks reveal that jannies absolutely have pet lolcows that they're significantly more lenient on?
>>280108288Thanks, substituteramen.
Why is there so much samefagging? The drama in these threads is ridiculous
>>280107141 (OP)Name their band.
>>280111876Because manufactured consent is a powerful thing? Of course I am referring to the spammer, not the normal daily OP.
Last thread we talked about Kakashi vs Sound 4 and I'm still not seeing exactly how the sound jobbers are supposed to do anything about him.
>>280113709Kidomaru can snipe him, Tayuya can drain his yang energy and put him in a genjutsu, Ukon can destroy him from the inside and Jirobo can trap and chakra drain him (he would escape but at least would lose precioua chakra in doing so, none of these are easy but they have waus to win.
>>280113709>>280114005But can the Sound 4 beat Zabuza and Haku?
>>280115367Depends on who Zabuza kills first through the fog.
>>280115367>Zabuzahis mist is extremely hard to counter for them, and the sea dragon would allow him to break out Jirobo's cage, their best odds come from traps, like Kidomaru's web, or Tayuya managing to use one of her tricks.
>Hakubecause he has no killing intent he would struggle damaging Kidomaru theough his web, and if Jirobo manages to seal him he's in difficulty. Also again Tayuya's genjutsu can help against him. His ice release could give him the offensive power needed, but he tendentially doesn't use it like that.
>>280107141 (OP)>Main (at the time) villains strongest force and personal guard.>Killed to a man by a bunch of prepubescent trainees.How exactly were these shitters supposed to help Snake man against literally anyone introduced after this arc. Since apparently even the most random loser nin from any of the other villages was stronger. fuckin' power levels man.
>>280115952>Killed to a man by a bunch of prepubescent traineesAnon what matters is the importance of the character to do the killing, the protagonists will always be stronger and more effective than theoretically expert adults
>>280109008The other thread is 85% saarsuke samefagging btw.
>>280115783Funny how Sakon/Ukon is a non-factor here,
>>280117689They're too much conventional fighters, against Zabuza who is both more expert and capable of making it hard to fight him directly, and against Haku who always keep distance from the opponent they're abilities aren't too useful, maybe they can play support with some jutsu like their barriers, but they've shown no ability to do so without the others.
>>280113709Simply put, there's nothing they COULD do about Kakashi. He's one of the strongest in Konoha.
>>280113709I think Kakashi would win against the Sound 4 in most scenarios, but what's the context of their fight? Both sides on even ground or is one side sneaking up on the other?
People are underrating Kakashi right now
>>280121081I don't think so, until now he's been portrayed as a strong jonin, but they just defeated two at once, no one is saying "the sound four no diff Kakashi", we're all saying Kakashi is stronger than them, saying they can win isn't that ludicrous, especially with a Kakashi-level fighter being heavily damaged by Naruto just last arc. If you want to argue using Kakashi's stronger portrayal in Shippuden then they have their own powercreep through Kabuto.
>>280107856Why is he looking at the Reader like that?
>>280124584I didn't see the new thread, so I thought I was helping by bumping.
>>280107141 (OP)kill yourself narutard
>>280107141 (OP)I watched chunin exam as a kid so it'll always have a special place for me. But sasuke retrieval was surprisingly good even though I watched it as an adult
>>280125097no, easily one of the most overrated arcs ever
Realistically speaking, is Naruto a bad husband? I get that heโs busy and itโs a different culture, but it honestly feels like a one-sided marriage. Itโs kind of sad, like Hinata probably sits there with the bed half-empty most nights, just waiting for him. Itโs odd, but also pretty much what I expected.
>>280125232>Realistically speakingRealistically speaking Boruto doesn't exist and he's a good husband and father.
>>280125232Kill yourself.
>>280117535This thread is 86% samefagging
>>280125566Nah. The other one was. This one is fine, although I did bump it once because I appreciate OP's work!
>>280125275Naruto was also a bad father to Himawari so Boruto not existing won't make him more present.
>>280125785>Naruto was also a bad father to HimawariWhat part of Boruto not existing did you not get?
I don't understand this obsession with sucking Dailyramen off
>>280125806Chapter 700 and gaiden literally planted the seeds of him being an absent and those were still under the Naruto name brand.
>>280125872>gaidenOpinion discarded
Only half of 700 is canon, and nothing after.
>>280125911We all know Kishimoto was projecting, regardless of Boruto, Ikemoto and Shuesha, Naruto was gonna be a bad father no matter what.
>>280125935>Same old copeAnd they both suffered Kishi's curse for it. You wanna live a long life? Get a ring.
>>280125979Sorry I was trying to reply in the other thread
>>280125968Ok agreed but still not counting it as canon
Why was Kishi so determined to destroy Naruto from the war onwards ?
>>280126006Something the author himself willingly made was undoubtly canon even if partially, that's how Kishimoto feels about Naruto being a father.
>>280126072He doesn't have the last word unless you let him
>>280126107??? He's literally the author.
>>280126129And he's wrong.Many such cases.
>>280126140OOC scenes doesn't invalidate their canon status.
>>280126159They do. The author is wrong.
>>280126184Then nothing is canon if you nitpick hard enough.
>>280126129Anon, the schizo has already said multiple time that since Kishimoto made things he doesn't like the author has less authority than him.
>>280126220Character assassination isn't a nitpick.
>>280126240Care to point out when was being a good father one of Naruto's defining character traits?
>>280126129There are many examples where the fans care much more than the author. What is and isn't canon is entirely up to (You). Why would you ever just accept the reality that is simply GIVEN to you?
>>280126275Care to point out where does it make sense for him to be a bad father given his background?
>>280126334He's basically following Hiruzen's footsteps and refusing to accept being a kage sucks, kinda makes sense when you think about it.
>>280126321Or you can just accept that canon isn't a magic word for something of quality and that it can be bad.
>>280126321Isn't this basically applied to all non-schizo shippings? Normal people acknowledge what canon is,they just don't care ,meanwhile the schizos reject it and try to force their headcanon ship.
>>280126416Call it as you will
>>280126321Nta, but nobody denies you that in your head canon is what you prefer, just don't try to impose on the others your HEADCANON, the official canon is what the author decides.
>>280126334By not having a role model, and having developed respecting the entirety of the village as part of his family, therefore bringing him to care for all of them?
>>280126469Ask me where I'm gonna shove that concept of "official canon"
When you read a bad story, fairy tale or mythos, you don't just say "they aren't canon/don't count".
If Naruto was a girl she would've given up on being Hokage after she got the recognition she desired after beating Pain. She would've gone on to be a loving attentive mother of 12 with her childhood friend Sasuke.
>>280126523But this isn't a bad story, is it? So I will just say "half of 700 isn't canon and doesn't count".
>>280126631Maybe point out What's bad about the other half of chapter 700?
>>280126523Not the schizo, but I'm almost tempted to do it in certain ones for how visibly made just to push a political agenda are, retconning the previous works to fit with the new context.
>>280126631An arc or chapter can also be considered a "story".
>>280126523Unless it's the Silmarillion, in which case half of it really isn't canon because Tolkien was still writing until the day he died and most of his notes are barely legible scribbles.
>>280126722Ok, that's valid.
>>280126662Something something mexican food and lettuce with tomatoes.
>>280126773Kishimoto is more to blame than Bort there.
>>280126805That little shit is always to blame.
>>280127038Alright jimmy, it's time for your medicine
>>280107141 (OP)For me it's demon slayer
>>280129179For me it's demon slayer incest
>>280129179I do not care for this guy's face.
>>280129179Tangerine was so cute
Daily thread is here btw in case anyone has somehow missed it
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>>280133745Man shut the fuck up