Thread 280182723 - /a/ [Archived: 644 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:04:13 PM No.280182723
busu
busu
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ITT: jokes only dekiru could understand.
Replies: >>280182850 >>280182878 >>280185104 >>280185480 >>280187233 >>280188164 >>280188818 >>280190636 >>280195538
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:08:26 PM No.280182850
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>>280182723 (OP)
Replies: >>280185357
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:09:00 PM No.280182868
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Replies: >>280185333 >>280194735
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:09:24 PM No.280182878
>>280182723 (OP)
but its バă‚č not ブă‚č?
Replies: >>280182980 >>280185644 >>280185706 >>280186352
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:12:13 PM No.280182976
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 8:12:25 PM No.280182980
>>280182878
you're a ブă‚č
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:13:16 PM No.280184608
purinto screen
purinto screen
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Replies: >>280185654
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:28:56 PM No.280185104
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>>280182723 (OP)
>jokes only dekiru could understand.
Literally everything that hasn't been translated for them
Replies: >>280196769
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:33:23 PM No.280185248
>>280182976
the entirety of japanese comedy boils down to tsukkomi.
So fucking dry
Replies: >>280194743 >>280195366
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:36:07 PM No.280185333
>>280182868
Is this really dekiru only? Isn't this just a jerking off joke with the added squid too?
Replies: >>280186728
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:36:58 PM No.280185357
>>280182850
I know/am learning italian and I still dont understand this one at all
Replies: >>280185458
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:40:08 PM No.280185458
>>280185357
Why the hell would it be an italian joke? It's still a japanese manga
Replies: >>280185702
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:40:43 PM No.280185480
>>280182723 (OP)
anytime they play shiritori
Replies: >>280185614 >>280185638
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:47:43 PM No.280185614
>>280185480
All you need is to recognize syllables and know that ん means instant loss because no word start with that.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:49:03 PM No.280185638
>>280185480
I'm actually unsure if losing in shiritori is good or bad
>retired vtuber I follow on twitter randomly posts べり
>I am not sure what she mean but I risk it, reply with りんご
>I forgot what she replies with but it ends with n and I'm left utterly confused
Replies: >>280185676
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:49:19 PM No.280185644
>>280182878
Sakurako is not smart.
Replies: >>280185706
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:49:36 PM No.280185654
>>280184608
Why is it プăƒȘン and not プディン anyway
Replies: >>280185883
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:50:28 PM No.280185676
>>280185638
Losing is bad, but shiritori is silly, so losing ironically is funny.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:51:27 PM No.280185702
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>>280185458
I confused it with the other one
Replies: >>280185887
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:51:33 PM No.280185706
>>280182878
>>280185644
You are just pretending to be retarded right?
Replies: >>280186157
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:57:36 PM No.280185883
>>280185654
the jap who heard the word pudding probably heard the d as an r sound or the character ディ might not have even been a thing yet, since it only exists to the make romanizing foreign words more accurate.
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 9:57:41 PM No.280185887
>>280185702
>www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjVhmfAMWZg
It's just Araki joke
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:05:13 PM No.280186157
>>280185706
Are you?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:11:15 PM No.280186352
>>280182878
Well bus has a "u" not an "a" and that's the joke
Replies: >>280186425
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:13:44 PM No.280186425
>>280186352
What the hell is a gusu bukuhutsu?
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:23:42 PM No.280186728
>>280185333
The "alone late at night" and "crumbled paper" are enough to make the joke pretty obvious to anybody, but "shikoshiko" is a mimetic / onomatopoeic word not unlike "fap" which is used most often to refer to the sound of masturbating, but could also represent the sound of writing. Translating "shikoshiko" as "intent on writing something" kind of misses the mark. And of course there's the squid thing too, but that's more of a cultural joke than a language joke.
Replies: >>280186880
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:28:10 PM No.280186880
>>280186728
So no
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:31:06 PM No.280186988
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Any time they use English.
>original: studying advanced English vocabulary to get accepted into Tokyo University, the most prestigious college in Japan
>translation: studying normal English vocabulary he used last chapter
Bonus points if the translator turns it into Spanish
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:39:45 PM No.280187233
>>280182723 (OP)
literally laughed out loud
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 10:50:51 PM No.280187473
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furigana jokes
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:22:31 PM No.280188164
>>280182723 (OP)
It still doesn't make sense because aren't they pronounced differently anyways? How could you mistake one for the other?
Replies: >>280188652 >>280190451
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:47:57 PM No.280188652
>>280188164
I'm not sure what you mean, but you're probably confused, because English pronounces vowels wrong.
Replies: >>280189049
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:55:00 PM No.280188818
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>>280182723 (OP)
Replies: >>280188882 >>280189506 >>280191843 >>280194735
Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:57:18 PM No.280188870
tenshi
tenshi
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Anonymous
7/2/2025, 11:57:52 PM No.280188882
>>280188818
It's close enough, though the anime tl is missing the guess part
Replies: >>280189498
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:05:39 AM No.280189049
>>280188652
He's probably talking about the beginning of the chapter. Himawari says バă‚č out loud so Sakurako mishearing ブă‚č doesn't make much sense.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:25:11 AM No.280189498
>>280188882
>close enough
not really
Replies: >>280191843
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 12:25:26 AM No.280189506
>>280188818
>jp used a euphemism
>"correct" TL is literal
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:03:00 AM No.280190319
noroi
noroi
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:08:39 AM No.280190451
>>280188164
Who tf says "boos" lmao
Replies: >>280191256
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:16:30 AM No.280190636
>>280182723 (OP)
She's just saying it with Danish pronunciation
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:27:35 AM No.280190908
TokimekiTonightDreamPun
TokimekiTonightDreamPun
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The character's name is 怹怹 (or more generally 怹々).
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 1:42:34 AM No.280191256
>>280190451
Same people who say "aboot"
Replies: >>280192484
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:05:15 AM No.280191843
>>280188818
animefantl is the closest
the image maker has no fucking idea what translating correctly means

>>280189498
yes really, with context the "guess" part might be assumed and that's probably what the ywent for. maybe they missed the mark.
Replies: >>280192986 >>280194072 >>280194642 >>280194735
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 2:36:01 AM No.280192484
>>280191256
Indians?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:05:01 AM No.280192986
>>280191843
Musuko being spelled out in katakana means that it's informal. It's like saying weiner, it could be a sausage but it's probably not.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:09:46 AM No.280193065
Bus gas bakuhatsu
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:10:02 AM No.280194072
>>280191843
>yes really
no
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:42:39 AM No.280194642
>>280191843
>animefantl is the closest
3 mistakes in 1 sentence is "close"?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:48:14 AM No.280194735
>>280191843
>>280188818
the correct TL...is the correct TL
it's all about context, and the context is jav where the theme is where you're blindfolded or your daughter/son is behind a wall and you have to guess their pussy/penis

>>280182868
and it's the same here
"to come" is stylized as むク in katakana because that's how they euphemise words
that means the form turns into ă‚€ă‚«ă™ăƒ»ă‚€ă‚«ă›ă‚‹ăƒ»ă‚€ă‚«ă•ă‚Œă‚‹ and etc, which shares the same katakana with "squid" which is why gintoki is holding one in his hand

these are just naughty jav allusions which japanese teenagers regard as peak comedy. i personally think it's dogshit but then again i don't find japanese comedy funny
Replies: >>280194762 >>280195206
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:48:51 AM No.280194743
>>280185248
You don't understand anon, if the boke's behaviour isn't publicly shamed and corrected society will surely fall apart
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:50:01 AM No.280194762
>>280194735
>your daughter/son is behind a wall and you have to guess their pussy/penis
It has nothing to do with daughter/son.
Replies: >>280194815
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:52:15 AM No.280194815
>>280194762
i'm talking about the context
the context is the joke, not the actual text because if you take in the anime TL wholesale, then you'll miss the point of it
the joke is an allusion to jav and the situation depicted in the scene
Replies: >>280194945 >>280195206
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:58:25 AM No.280194945
>>280194815
Dude here musuko is an euphemism for penis. There are no sons here. You get blindfoiled, presented 2 dicks and you have to say which is your boyfriend's. If you get it right, you get 100k yen, and probably spitroasted.
Replies: >>280195068
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:05:47 AM No.280195068
>>280194945
you're not getting it and i honestly don't care enough to explain it to you
last reply, stopped caring
Replies: >>280195188 >>280195258
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:12:43 AM No.280195188
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>>280195068
Sorry, you need to at least know basic japanese to enter a bad tl thread.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:13:37 AM No.280195206
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>>280194735
>>280194815
You don't understand a thing.
>that means the form turns into ă‚€ă‚«ă™ăƒ»ă‚€ă‚«ă›ă‚‹ăƒ»ă‚€ă‚«ă•ă‚Œă‚‹ and etc, which shares the same katakana with "squid" which is why gintoki is holding one in his hand
The relation between squid and cum or "cumming" has nothing to do with their spelling. It's commonly said that cum smells like squid. That's why Gintoki loses his appetite and puts the squid down.

>the context is jav where the theme is where you're blindfolded or your daughter/son is behind a wall and you have to guess their pussy/penis
The color of the figures indicate their gender. A girl is blindfolded with two guys at her side, one of which is her boyfriend. Nobody is anybody's son or daughter, "musuko" is simply a euphemism for penis.

>i personally think it's dogshit but then again i don't find japanese comedy funny
I can see why.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:17:53 AM No.280195258
>>280195068
Just admit you made up a non-existent porn trope and move on. It's about boy/girlfriend or spouse, not about son/daughter.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:22:03 AM No.280195327
Lads how do I learn the kanji? I don't want to grind in the anki mines. What's the 2025 method? I'm thinking about switching my llm porn slop to jp, and have it output furigana for each kanji, but that would probably just be a crutch instead of a real help.
Replies: >>280195388 >>280196921
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:23:50 AM No.280195366
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>>280185248
>he can't appreciate the best ツッコミćœč in anime
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:24:44 AM No.280195388
>>280195327
Just memorize the radicals/components, they're way easier. Then you can easily learn kanji on one or two sightings by piecing them together. Also don't forget to practice writing in the correct stroke order. Recollection is more important than just recognition.
Replies: >>280195457
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:28:29 AM No.280195457
>>280195388
Any good resources/guides? I don't really trust DJT as it's a general
Replies: >>280195650
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:30:06 AM No.280195487
>Sakurako mishearing ブă‚č doesn't make much sense.
She's reading the sign
Replies: >>280195899
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:32:52 AM No.280195538
>>280182723 (OP)
pretty much every ダゾャレ
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:38:21 AM No.280195650
>>280195457
Staying on the topic of kanji, Tagaini Jisho and kotobank.jp. You don't need anything else. If you're also asking about grammar, Genki or Tae Kim are serviceable to get your feet wet, but you really want the Japan Times grammar dictionary series, and weblio.jp for more vocab.
Replies: >>280196046
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:51:12 AM No.280195899
>>280195487
I'm not talking about the panel in the OP, that's the end of the chapter when she realizes her misunderstanding.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:58:42 AM No.280196046
>>280195650
Thanks, but I meant the recommended radical memorization which sounds like a pretty good approach. After that it's probably just immersion for me. And noting down kanji that appear often.
My brain managed to learn english from bad fansubs, so I trust it to get jp grammar as well if I consume enough.
Replies: >>280196253
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:09:52 AM No.280196253
>>280196046
Tagaini Jisho and kotobank. They're extremely powerful tools, you'll see as soon as you try them out. If you want something outlining radicals and their types or whatever, just Google it. They're really quite simple, so anything will do.
Replies: >>280196289
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:12:45 AM No.280196289
>>280196253
Will do. Thanks again
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:40:07 AM No.280196769
>>280185104
>ă‚Șタクくん
>ćœŒć„ł
Replies: >>280197161
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 6:49:19 AM No.280196921
>>280195327
Write them down
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:04:03 AM No.280197161
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>>280196769
More likely than you think