How do I earn money by making this face at anime?

Fuck off, faggot.

>>280210157
we don't sign our posts here

just copy what they do

>>280210325
My mouth can't make a hole that big

>>280210356
Drink more onions juice

>>280210458

>>280209652 (OP)
Why do so many people fall for this fake ass shit?

>>280210663
What was he thinking?

tell me, /a/.
have any of you considered making a youtube channel to talk about anime?
it doesn't have to be anything like what OP posted, just videos where you talk about something you like and want to share

>>280210705
A lot of people are very lonely nowadays. Many of the social events millennials took for granted growing up like going over to each others' homes to play video games or sleepovers are rare or no longer a thing. That's why now there's a whole industry based around watching other people react to things or playing games. Most viewers know it's exaggerated. They're less concerned with the authenticity and more just not feeling so alone.

>>280210663
Is that what happened to his hair?

>>280210356
You gotta work on it then. Sucking dick tends to help.

>>280209652 (OP)
The people that make that face are the same low IQs that call Steins;Gate and SnK masterpieces.

>>280211292
You mean the people who watch the people making that face? Because the people making that face just found a way of making easy money, I wouldn't say they're necessarily low IQ

>>280210663
Why is onions milk so discriminated against?

How does /a/ do it? Even with all it's flaws, it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other media boards.

>>280210751
He's so aggressively offline he most likely had never heard of the product before he got a sponsorship offer.

>>280211613
I might as well since the thread will be 404'd anyway

>>280211722
Retarded post, but you got me to roll.

>>280211965

>>280211947
If that was the case he would be genuinely admirable, but he's probably just desperate for sponsorships and money.

>>280210663

>>280211979
>Sassy lost child
Meh, at least she's got a nice ass.

>>280212125
Wrong thread?

>>280210814
Yes. I even wrote up a list of video topics, such as “Madoka and apotheosis-as-suicide”, “Happy Sugar Life and anxiety’s generational effects”, “Erased and radical trust in a society where accusation is the same as conviction”, “Gargantia and the Verdurous Planet and the re-integration of war veterans”, “School Live and how fantasy life is used to cope with tragedy”, “Rei Ayanami and how her personality is pretty normal for child abuse victims all things considered” and “Elfen Lied and how entirely by accident it became deeply evocative to 13 year old girls”.

It would never do well, lmao. Strategically, what I would need to do to even try to make it work is a combination of focusing first on the big names that people like hearing about, while sprinkling in more obscure anime that nobody talks about but which I have Feelings On later on and throughout.

The main strategy would have to be “two-to-one”, with a pair of a super popular current seasonal anime, and a big historically popular anime video, then one less popular show I actually like, and have these 20-25 minute video essays come out bi-weekly at the latest. In actuality, for the sake of brand and viewership, any given month would need like a new video every week. If people expect a new video and don’t see months between, it might be more stable. Smaller, low effort side videos might help as well.

But that just leads to questions: do I have anything meaningful to say about fucking Solo Leveling or whatever is popular today? How long until “giving my feelings” becomes performative and not genuine? What’s the point of expressing something empty?

And I have a full time job, if I were to do this -and I can do video editing well enough to do a rudimentary job even without an editor, so I *can* do this- I wouldn’t have time to sleep, and I have an actual pension at my day job so throwing that away to chase viewers is insane.

>>280212153
I rolled on >>280211722 and got her.

>>280210663
onions green is PEOPLE!

>>280212283
Oh there was an OPM storytime thread so I thought it was meant for that thread. The animators were based for drawing that.

Onion milk would be so bitter though.

>>280212395
since when is s. o y_ Lent filtered? not that I ever talk about it otherwise