Could your waifu beat a hippo?

Anybody can defeat a hippo.

I just saw this shit on v go outside nigger.

>>280209780 (OP)
Unless the hippo is bulletproof, yes.

yes

>>280209780 (OP)
Epic meme

What if the hippo is on your side?

>>280209859
Holy pongo!

Be actually sure to read

>>280209879
why did she tan?

Is it angry?

>>280209780 (OP)
Can she use her labor?

>>280209869
mad

>>280209780 (OP)
He looks like he's up to no good.

>>280209780 (OP)
absolutely

Yuuko just stab it a bunch of times with that butter knife and it'll all work out

Summoning time.

>>280210043
umi da

>>280209879
I think she'll need bigger bullets.

>>280210137
Started making trouble in the neighborhood.

>>280209780 (OP)
My waifu is a hippo

>>280209780 (OP)
You just had to bring that up, didn't you?

Going to Poland btw

>>280209780 (OP)
No, my waifu doesn't have any superpower that could make her stand a chance against a hippo.

Yes, and then my hungry hobo wife and her friends would have meat for weeks

>>280210776

I dunno man, even they might have trouble if its angry...

We need more trans representation in anime.

>>280210550
Look she just has to mention buttplugs, 1/1=/=0, Austin is not a Polish name, solar beams, Yuuta is lucky, Rikka is Akane, Homura loves Sayaka, polygamy is less degenerate than lesbianism, Majima's properties, replying means baited, Mushoku Tensei is kino, Kiwi Farms owned Sean, etc. She'll automatically win.

>>280210824
Only if the hippo was also a yoma, and even so she'd just take off her clothes and become three times stronger

>>280209780 (OP)
With or with out weapons and armor?

>>280209780 (OP)
My waifu could EAT a hippo.

>>280211042

I kinda wanna see her squad comically fight a hippo now.

>>280211097
There's nothing comical about hippo fighting.

>>280211097
I wouldn't mind it if it went both ways
It starts as them struggling against a hippo and slapstick comedy, but then the hippo goes full demon mode and they get serious and kill it
From the start this was a legitimate ninja job secretly given to them by Rin and they get paid and have a feast
My wife and her friends have been the comic relief team for too long

>>280211089
Why do medium sized boobs always look so good on an apron...

>>280211407
Medium size boobs look good in everything. Greek philosophers weren't kidding when they extolled moderation.

>>280209780 (OP)
My waifu would kill your mom op.

>>280210324
If I knocked her up would she have to give birth through her futa cock?