Kazuma was such a gay cunt for this

>>280214865 (OP)
>not wanting to deal with a stuckup bitch for the rest of your life
sounds pretty based to me

>>280216602
He lives with her in a mansion with two more, just as insufferable, cunts. I don't see how getting a dowry off of her to boot would be a bad goal.

>>280214865 (OP)
Darkness is hot but Iris mogs her.

>>280217277
He’d be giving up any future where he isn’t living with her.

>>280216602
>stuckup bitch
>stuck with Aqua
Anon, you are kind of dumb or a bot.

>>280217658

So nothing. He lives with her every day. They're part of a team. Well more of a harem, but still, you know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln7Vn_WKkWU

>>280214865 (OP)
> Young man, please marry my daughter. We are desperate.
> No thanks. Instead I'm going to save her from a forced political marriage to a disgusting scumbag, solve your financial woes, cure you of your terminal disease, and dispose of the political enemy that engineered the ruin of your house for his own gain

Chad move.

>>280217819
NTA. but you make it sound like him being a married man wouldn't completely change the context of how he interacts with women for the rest of his life.
He constantly comes across new women in this fantasy isekai world and you think a dowry would be worth essentially eliminating that whole facet of his life?

>>280218812
I just figured it would be a marriage on paper. He keeps his harem, because Darkness would still want it that way and Kazuma just becomes the lord of some other lands all while, on paper, being married to Darkness but officially boning Megumin.

>>280214865 (OP)
>rejects darkness
>she forces herself to be his number 2
Huh... maybe I should pretend to have a number 1

>>280214865 (OP)
>big titty blonde with a humiliation fetish
>no way fag

God this is one of the gayest things I've ever seen in anime and manga. The author is literally either a fag or a pedo.

>>280219180
megumin is the normie's loli

Never dick crazy.

>>280219671
They are all crazy

>>280219820
Even YunYun?

>>280219636
She's also the brains of the group

>>280218862
>his harem
He never had a harem, that was part of the joke. The only people who thought he had a harem were people on the outside who didn't understand their group dynamic or daily life

>>280219891
there's a reason why she doesn't have any friends

>>280220037
sex with aqua

>>280214865 (OP)
Darkness is a crazy slut bitch, kazuma is 100% right here and you are a fag, stop thinking with your dick.
Why not take the poor loli instead??

>>280217277
You haven't read the novel so let me enlighten you:
This bitch Darkness has an entire chapter dedicated to forcing Kazuma to pay taxes

Any woman that does that is a spawn of satan
Kazuma did NOTHING wrong

>>280217819
Michael Madsen just died you insensitive prick

>>280220226
>This bitch Darkness has an entire chapter dedicated to forcing Kazuma to pay taxes

Oh, my god! She held him to financial and social responsibility in order to be a better person.

Taxation isn't theft it's economic regulation. If you printed the money, you'd tax it too.

>>280220262
I think he might have flatlined right when I posted that because it wasn't even an hour after the post did I get the news.

>>280216602
this. Nothing more based than begoning thots

>>280214865 (OP)
Not to sound like a /pol/fag but this shit is so unrealistic and retarded. If a Japanese hikokimori NEET actually got isekai'd in real life and a blonde hair blue eyed becky legit wanted to fuck him, the little nip shithead would froth at the mouth at the mere idea. No japanese youth is actually turning down these beautiful broads in comedic fashion as is displayed in these shounenshit series. This shit never ever ever happens in real life. I seriously doubt the average japanese male youth would survive irl in any western country.

>>280220383
is this nibba actually serious? talking about real life in a fantasy isekai comedy thread?

>>280220383

Kazuma is not a normal Japanese youth.

>>280220344
CHADzuma didnt end up paying taxes btw

>>280219180
The whole point of the gag characters was that they would suck to a normie. Darkness being useless due to her defense only build. (Megumin is glass cannon, and Aqua is healz only while being 'that').

Problem is Darkness is super fucking hot to actual sadists. She's pure M and proud of it, and that's the turn off for Kazuma. Same problem with Aqua and Megumin - the former is a normie idiot female that anyone would bone, and the latter is just the quirky girl trope.

>>280218812
Ah yes, the normal women who treat him like he's walking scum. Yes, he should abandon the 3 hotties who ACTUALLY like him for randos who hate his guts. And it's not like he can't cheat on them with Eris or whomever who fits his fancy - Darkness literally loves that shit.

Anyway, it's all moot - he's stuck with them because Aqua wants to gtfo back to heaven, and none of that is happening without them all defeating the demon lord. Darkness is glued to them, and he needs Megumin as a clutch spell caster.

>>280220494
Yeah, I'm not surprised. Everyone who gets rich resents taxes. I'm sure the Konosuba author feels the same.

The forbes list gets bigger, poverty claims another 40,000 lives. Another year in techno-feudalism. But, oh, yeah. Anime.

>>280220383
As long as the women aren't aggressive, it totally makes sense for a Jap herbivore to eschew all sex because of fear and low confidence.

Kazuma is not though, he definitely was trying to get laid, which makes him retarded beyond Aqua's level of retardation.

>>280220602
He has STANDARDS. Just because you would gladly fuck them doesn't mean he would. You are not him, he is not you.

I dropped this pretty early but I got the impression that darkness would get herself 'raped' by goblins or something if you didn't give her enough attention after marriage. Are the people who like her into that kind of thing?

>>280220700
>after
and before
and during
landmine girl through and through

>>280219180
>fag or a pedo
Did you miss the whole arc where he falls in love with a child? and the body swap and all that. Super cringe.

>>280219891
Especially YunYun (still love her)

>>280219180
Darkness is the ideal woman. You can do anything to her.

>>280214865 (OP)
Yeah I feel like the joke doesn't really work if Kazuma is only a horny bastard to randos and not the extremely beautiful women he spends all his time with

>>280221111
Because the beautiful women annoy the fuck out of him.

>tried to baby trap Kazuma to get out of her responsibilities as a noblewoman

There's too many real woman moments in Konosuba.

>>280220140
>Why not take the poor loli instead
Maybe because she's a fucking child? Are you people on this site fucking serious?

>>280214865 (OP)
Reddit loves this show

>>280221236
Must be why I hate it

>make Darkness as legal wife
>use Megumin as onahole
>take Yunyun as mistress

>>280221236
reddit loves to breathe

>Kazuma passing up this nightly

>>280221311

What about Aqua?

>>280221332
casual sex friend

>>280221332
Contraceptive

>>280221140
But do you buy that?

>>280221429
Yes. Just because you don't find them annoying or still want to fuck them doesn't mean Kazuma feels the same way.

>>280221451
But he's literally me

>>280219891
The person who has sex with Yunyun would end up having to deal with the most crazy girl in the series.
She might seem relatively normal now. But post-sex Yunyun would be more insane then them all combined.
She'd expect you to take over the village with her, and that's the least of it.
She might even go full yandere.

>>280220037
>harem
People use this word these days to describe any guy with friends who are women who have ever shown the slightest bit of interest or even just potential interest.
The word has kind of lost it's actual meaning it seems.
By this modern definition of the word, there are lots of guys irl who have what people would call an anime 'harem'. Making it kind of a meaningless word.

>>280221451
In 99.999% of cases, the more one gets to know a beautiful woman, the less attracted to her one becomes.
Once the abstract allure fades away, it's always just a woman underneath. With all that implies.

>>280214865 (OP)
They don’t call him Gayzuma for nothing

While overall, at least from an anime only perspective, Darkness seems like she'd wind up a lot closer to Kazuma than Megumin, its not like his relationship with her is totally undeveloped-- he was the first person to start carrying her home after daily training, after all
>>280221148
Truly best girl

>>280220682
His standards: Iris.

>>280219180
Or maybe he just wants lovey dovey sex instead of having to be a hard dom top every fucking time

>>280214865 (OP)
he is a pedo

simple as

>>280219180
He kinda redeemed himself with his other work and went with a Chad MC instead who’d fuck children and women. I don’t know why he was smoking cocks in Konosuba though

You could only suspend disbelief so much, and picking Megumin over Lalatina was the breaking point.

>>280216602
Fpbp.

>>280221332
She’s my sex slave

>>280221140
Ahhh so that’s why he lives and spends all of his time with them. You see now how easy your argument falls flat when it makes no damn sense?

>>280216602
retard

>>280216602
Don't care. She has big tits.

>>280219180
>Humiliation fetish so strong she will leave for anyone that humiliates her worse
>Retards don't see the issue with it.
Darknessfags are so embarrassing.

>>280222599
I could fix that by telling to her stay tied up inside the house with an asshole full of my cum and she’d love it the entire time. Does the gayness inside of you cease all brain function or what?

>>280214865 (OP)
Kazuma looks like he has a 1 inch dick.

>le Darkness will cheat for her kink
She's loyal above all else.

I want to throw beer bottles at Divorcedness
lovingly

>>280214865 (OP)
I like Wiz.

>>280222725
Well, he sure doesn't anymore.

>>280221328
But they're mouthbreathers.

>>280222154
Yeah, Iris is literally his dream girl, the heorine he wanted from the start and was complaining out loud he didn't get. Reminder his definining characteristic before he got isekai'd is his imouto fetish, he literally tried to get his parents divorced so they would remarry and give him an imouto.
That said, his close relationship with Megumin made up for any box she didn't tick, meaning Kazuma has two girls who he feels that special way towards.

>>280223361
Darkness is very close to Iris in those check boxes though...
>blonde
>rich
>noble
>fights with a sword

>>280223434
Not the ones that matter, though. The ones Megumin shares
>loli
>sweet personality (not a depraved masochist)
>tummy
>imagine

>>280223481

>>280222725
HE WAS IN THE POOL

>>280219180
Darkness' masochism and humiliation fetish things are just a LARP - that fat bastard she was going to marry would be PERFECT for her, if her little monologue about wanting to be treated like shit was true. But it isn't.

>>280214865 (OP)
How the fuck did they top this with Megumin? They had an arc to develop this relationship.

>>280222725
I want Aqua to look at me like this.

>>280223560
george...

>>280221429
>But do you buy that?
Yes. The most realistic part of this anime.
Though I can't relate to simping cumbrains who most of anime fans are.

>>280217658
Or you know
harem ending.

>>280223496
Best girl and SHITgumin.

>second half in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty five
>people are STILL seething about Megumin
kek

>>280225546
Damn straight I am, my anger is justified.

>>280225824
I too am angry that Megumin is not real and in my bed with me right now
Why would God do this to me?

>>280225869

>>280225824
>my anger is justified.
Is it though?
>closest to Kazuma in terms of personality
>Kazuma is Japanese, Megumin is pseudo-Japanese
>autistic but not an idiot
>won't drink away all of Kazuma's money
>won't cuck Kazuma with a goblin or some shit
>CUTE and with great sense of fashion
Megumin was the top choice right from the start.

>>280214865 (OP)
He's not actually an S-type. All his meanness and stealing girls' panties is for juvenile fun rather than sexual pleasure. Any half-sensible sadist knows just what to do with Darkness.

>>280220226
>has an entire chapter dedicated to forcing Kazuma to pay taxes
Starting to sound pretty based

Reminder that taxation is theft.

>>280221199
Pedophilia laws doesn't exist in isekai.

>>280214865 (OP)
Because that would mean he is manning up and growing as a person which goes against the entire theme of the show. Kazutrash throwing the big end of season romantic win fits him perfectly. He is supposed to be a piece of shit because he is a parody of piece of shit iesekai MCs.

>>280220534
>She's pure M and proud of it, and that's the turn off for Kazuma
I thought they might have taken it the other way because when they had that duel Kazuma was totally into it with her. So he could handle her if he wanted to. But he is a self sabotaging idiot so of course he fucks up every chance he gets for comedic effect.

Megumin is the right choice for Kazuma
You don't know better than the author.

>>280218784
>No thanks. Instead I'm going to save her from a forced political marriage to a disgusting scumbag, solve your financial woes, cure you of your terminal disease, and dispose of the political enemy that engineered the ruin of your house for his own gain
All of that is due to Vanir and Aqua. Even Megumin and Yunyun did more, he just held a cringy speech.

>>280228784
Remind me again why Vanir cared about this whole thing?

I was literally standing on my chair from excitement when he princess carried her out of the church.

>>280222483
simp

>>280220226
I love Lalatina even more now. Thanks.

>>280229045
To get his fellow duke of hell Maxwell out of Alderps contract and pressure Kazuma into selling all rights to any invention he may come up with.