Thread 280479289

The Human Chair (originally published in 2007)

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>>280450788

a fucking chair nerd

>>280479289 (OP)
This one's iconic.

>>280479671
I never noticed the toilet bag before

>>280479728
god I wish

>>280479737
....Yeah, maybe dont buy a chair from this guy.

Done. A true love story(?).
What is the shape of your perversion?
See you tomorrow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny6xNxGMC1A

>>280479797
Thanks, OP. Greatest love story ever told.

I've been waiting months to post this.

>>280479598
He was kind of a dick here.
>>280479620
I guess the chair agrees with me.
>>280479737
>it actually worked
Kek.
>>280479757
>can I be your chair?

It... should have been me...?

>>280413161
Oh no, Junji had some of that nectar too...

>>280479353
looks very comfy

>>280479537
To think he could've avoided his fate if he just listened to his wife and wasn't such a miser.

Love this one.

>>280479775
>>280479797
retard, his perverted plan would have worked if he didn't tell her before

>>280479797
That guy is crazy thicc. Thanks OP.

>>280479289 (OP)
I thought this was the daily Junji Ito thread, why are you posting a story by Edogawa Ranpo?

>>280479671
alright but how could he even move or do anything in this thing, let alone stab a knife through it at that angle
>>280479757
might have been a good idea to just call the cops on the guy with the two dead bodies in his shop
>>280479797
lmao, at least this one has a "happy" ending for the main character, the previous stories were kinda bleak

>>280479797
I don't think chairs are supposed to bulge like that......

>>280479289 (OP)
I always wondered why he spoiled it with the cover

Someone needs to exorcise these fucking threads from the catalog

>>280479797
The guy couldn't resist uoooohing from inside the chair just as his plan was coming to fruition, what a shame.

>>280482000
this one isn't really a mystery in the first place, the guy just explains everything pretty upfront, no misdirection or anything
I bet if she'd just asked him if she was going to try to live in her chair he'd have straight up said yes

>>280479375
This is a genius rapist.

>>280482000
It's a very famous story in Japan, so he probably didn't even feel the need to bother hiding it. Kinda like how Jekyll being Hyde is the big final twist but it's the only thing even people who have never read it know about it, to the point they don't even know it's supposed to a twist.

>>280479797
This chair...it was made for me!

>>280479737
how, though?

>>280479289 (OP)
So a guy turns into a chair? That doesn't sound very scary

>>280479289 (OP)
oh man oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god

>>280479289 (OP)
Aren't all chairs for humans

greasy ghostly sex

>>280479459
I like those traditional jap hairstyles as much as the next guy, but there's no beating the ponytail

>>280479499
Insane how a chair can become so menacing

>>280479671
Man

>>280479797
Thanks, anonsito.

>>280479737
And she STILL got with him?

>>280479797
So she knew immediately and he got caught immediately? Interesting end
Anyway thanks OP
It's in a female shape. Sometimes in noble form and sometimes evil

This story reminded me of this part of Neuro

>>280479737
Bro...that is the worst pick up routine ever!

>>280483593
That guys the opposite, he wants to be the one doing the sitting

>>280479375
haha who would do that
>>280479737
gratz
>>280479797
thanks, OP

>>280479671
New fear unlocked

>>280479728
>>280479737
Somehow, this is more disturbing than Ito's supernatural stuff.
>>280479797
The chair was made for her and she (rightly) wants nothing to do with it.

>>280483523
We only have the schizo furniture maker's word that she fell in love with the chair guy, and by his own admission she had a mental breakdown beforehand. Who knows what really happened

>>280479797
Thanks anon
This was terrifying

>>280479797
Thanks OP
>What is the shape of your perversion?
Like a loli

>>280479671
imagine the smell

>>280479837
Thank you, anon.

Honestly, while Ito's take on it is scary, the original short story is more unsettling. Because it's in first person it lets you see into the mind of an unhinged creep, kinda like Lolita.

>>280482084
Maybe you should have applied to be a janny.

where's my nigga mo?

00s ito is great and all, but I miss 90s ito, for some reason it feels more classic.

! TRADE OFFER !

you receive:
-a comfortable chair
-permanent freedom from writer's block

i receive:
-your butt on my lap

>>280479583
>your husband is a terrible man
>n-not because he repeatedly beat me with a wooden stick though

Why didnt she just burn it?

>>280461277
By the way, I forgot to answer this.
I already have a few ideas for what I'd like to do after we finish with Ito, but I could do Dungeon, too. The only issue is that I don't really want to post unfinished manga, but whatever.
By the way, this Sunday we would come back to Black Paradox. Instead of repeating the daily, I think I'll just post the whole volume in one day.
And one other thing, I decided to post Rasputin the Patriot when the time comes, even though it's not completely scanlated.
That's all.

>>280488050
It was an expensive chair.

>>280488050
you'd never get the smell out

>>280486370
Humbert Humbert was normal and reasonable

>>280489339
>t. humbert

>>280479671
I know Ito doesn't go into details on how his horror work but this is so silly to think about. There is no room for his arms to move, and there is no way he can stab the husband and then simply disappear like this

>>280479671
This is my chair, it was made for me!

>>280479375
damn

>>280489442
he's just really really flexible

>>280479537
Fucking retard, just heard the sound of footsteps in your house and in that same room, and you dismiss the whole problem just like that?

>>280479620
deserved for being an idiot

>>280479737
okeeeeeeey.....? and I suppose he is their son or descendant?

>>280479797
This guy sucks compared to his grandad, he just gave himself away in less than a second in front of witnesses

>>280490095
I'm a retard, he says it a few panels later

>>280479598
Screw this guy

>>280490043
Agreed

>>280482580
>ito adaptation of popular nip horror stories
now i wanna see him adapt the newer urban legends, especially the web/modern tech centric ones like kisaragi station

>>280479797
Thanks OP! This was a fun one
>What is the shape of your perversion?
Strong jawlines, I guess I just like slapping cute guys across the face. Actually I really like the idea of sitting on a "man-chair" as some sort of light domination play[\spoiler]

>>280479797
This is one of the stories that are all in all pretty goofy but ended up creepy regardless.

>>280479797
Thanks OP! This was a fun one
>What is the shape of your perversion?
Strong jawlines, I guess I just like slapping cute guys across the face. Actually I really like the idea of sitting on a "man-chair" as some sort of light domination play

>>280479375
i do this

>>280484187
He just wants to have a good time

>>280485376
He lost btw

>>280486416
Taken by the spiral

>>280486894
He wasn't wrong though

>>280488063
>By the way, this Sunday we would come back to Black Paradox

>>280488063
>By the way, this Sunday we would come back to Black Paradox.
Oh my how lovely, I was afraid you wouldn't do it

>>280479481
>PLAP PLAP PLAP
Get chair pregnant?