New episode out

Fuck Mai

>>280499031 (OP)
Mai finally has a friend. Threesome secured!

Have you ever heard the story about the time Schroedinger put on a santa outfit and delivered present boxes? Don't open the box.

>>280499031 (OP)
I was watching ep 1 of S1 does he have ezquizofrenia?

>>280499272
How's that going for you, Sakuta?

Metamorphosis

>>280499327
would you approach a famous actress if you were going to the same university? that's creepy

>>280499031 (OP)
>idol
>wearing panties
Chat is this real?

>>280499978
>not going for one chance

>>280499978
don't worry, she's the girlfriend of her friend candidate, so it's not weird

>>280499371
>Don't open the box.
but I want a free cat

I have, in the past week, rewatched the first season and watched all the movies I never got around to watching. I liked this show a lot more the second time around - barely remembered any of it because the first season was so long ago.
Have a rare smug Mai from my efforts.

>>280500702
>Have a rare smug Mai from my efforts.
thanks I'll take it

Where is Futaba

Futaba would be more attractive with smaller breasts.

>>280500868
I usually prefer them smaller but I have to disagree with you in this case

>>280499031 (OP)
What is wrong with this girl

>>280499031 (OP)
>discount store moeblob and feckless self-insert MC in OP
BLUE PIG DOKO

>>280500943
I usually consider opinions subjective but I'm going to have to consider yours objectively wrong in this case.

>>280501017
Hebebaba.

>>280501017
She's just horny. Quite normal for girls her age.

Guess I'm getting ready for when he inevitably breaks her heart...

>>280500702
I'd like to rewatch it too since I barely remember shit. But there is too much to watch this season...

>>280502650
Haha yeah I'm watching 25 shows this season - 6 on Saturdays.

It looks like he's stuck in a world with only a few character generation parameters so 20% of women are just Mai clones lol

More and more I can't help but think of this as autismonogatari, which isn't necessarily something that shouldn't exist because maybe the world needs an anime that promotes alternative schooling solutions, but holy fuck is it dry. The conversation on a bike ride is the perfect example. Flat direction and storyboarding, to the point of basically having a VN style two sprites in the foreground shot.

>>280502821
How do I isekai into his world???

>>280499031 (OP)
What movies do I need to watch before this?

>>280503484
All 3.
Seishun Buta Yarou wa Yumemiru Shoujo no Yume wo Minai
Seishun Buta Yarou wa Odekake Sister no Yume wo Minai
Seishun Buta Yarou wa Randoseru Girl no Yume wo Minai

>>280503484
You should probably rewatch S1 as well first if you only watched it once seven years ago - you won't remember most of it.

>>280501017
She's living with multiple timelines of memories of herself being older and even one timeline where she was married to Sakuta

>>280503571
Only one missing then
>>280503639
I didn't remember shit after a year

>>280503803
>Virgin JC remembers what it's like being pounded and filled up

>>280502447
As a math teacher, ould you give private home lessons to your underage girl student? The answer is always yes.

Date with Mai-san. Extremely rare occurrence.

Is it just me or have they still not kissed?

>>280504862
Happened in the LN, Cloverworks omitted it.

>>280504919
That's extremely homosexual. What the fuck, Cloverworks?

We Zatsu Tabi now.

>>280505001
They basically committed to a more timid representation of their relationship in the anime. There's been a bunch of interactions in the LN that were omitted including in the recent films. They did however include a massive tease in the 3rd movie if I remember correctly. I'm almost certain they are saving it for the series finale at this point.

this sucks so much now
too many irrelevant characters

>>280505329
It's unironically one of the best things to do. During college I took a weekend to travel to the other side of the state to a city I had never been to before. It was great actually.

>>280505391
>massive tease
Going by that bed scene, nursing handjobs I would assume.

>>280505882
I mean when they were literally about to kiss before being interrupted by a phone call...

Does Mai shave down there?

>>280506440
She said she was shaving during a call with Sakuta in the LN. Just never specified what.

>>280504749

I watched it.

What's the point of having her back, and not giving us a single ass shot?

Absolutely no way Tomoe didn't lose her virginity at this point.

>>280499327
I could barely tell at first she was Mai.

>>280505574
There is like a million secondary characters now.

>>280507487
That's the point. She's trying to avoid attention. Hence glasses and hairstyle.

>>280505574
>show accurately depicts life with work and college
>you actually have to interact with more people and start seeing other people more
>"wtf why is there other characters???"

>>280499031 (OP)
>her puberty syndrome made her lose her autism
Tragic

I'm surprised by how slow the thread is going, did the movies really filter out that many people?

>>280499031 (OP)
>Aobuta
what a nice and clean subject field
why can't the Kisekoi threads do this instead of rambling on about buttermilk biscuits?

>>280499031 (OP)
Why doesn't she continue wearing the bunny suit?

>>280508392
it coming out during my ten-year hiatus from airing anime and clearly borrowing from 'gatari and chuunibyou filtered me, and then did 40 currently watching for this season
luckily I have "only" five for Saturday until I catch up with the sequels so I can make some progress tonight
the bit where MC stays up for days to try and not forget Mai and leave her alone and she makes her go to sleep for his own sake was just so sad
but that's only episode 3 so who knows where it's going to go
except for everyone who already finished it

>>280508392
It's more about this season being incredibly shitty so far, on top of the series as a whole not being very good. They should have just ended it with the movies.

>>280508738
People like to talk shit about this series but I quite love it myself. Hope you enjoy the ride, anon.

>>280508822
>but I quite love it myself
Me too. I'm a sucker for the emphasis on the importance of family.

>monogatari but normalfag friendly
Why do people love this trash?

>>280508575
Because she's not a slut

>>280508392
I don't have much to say about the season so far.
Retard Zukki was better.

>>280507439
>>280507440
I missed her

>>280509424
It isn't for normal people though, this is aimed at people with autism, social anxiety, and debilitating traumas...and their parents. An anime movie that is an extended advertisement for alternative schooling options for shut ins is more niche and hostile to normal audiences than anything in the stylish, sensual, and witty monogatari series that drenches itself in pop culture and word play.

>>280509461
If I was her boyfriend I would demand her wearing the suit almost every day.

Mai needs to get plapped

>>280510880

>>280508809
>It's more about this season being incredibly shitty so far
I was getting the opposite idea from other anons, though the threads I do go to have been really slow especially for sequels like this one
>>280510177
normalfags don't get monogatari tho, they are only there for the visuals Shaft brings. This series on the other hand is much easier for them to understand, I do agree the last two movies filter people hard because it becomes an ad for alternative schooling, maybe that's why these threads have been so slow

Bring back the old Zukki.

I can't explain exactly but I thought a lot about this and I think Nodoka probably has the best looking vagina of the series.

>>280512145
Futaba definitely has the hairiest.

>>280512046
Literally me but with a vagina.

>>280512145

>>280513140
How many men?

>>280514476
Just me

>>280503803
>meaning there's multiple timelines where she isn't aka timeline NTR
yikes

>>280513140
How many women?

>>280515592
Is cheating with the same guy but from an alternative reality the same as NTR?

>>280515981
no but you said there's only one timeline where she's with mc
so in the other ones she fucks another man

>>280502650
I normally watch only 1-2 things per season but this one ended up extremely stacked.

>>280515959
Nodoka is not gay

>>280516077
I know. I'm being hypothetical.
So if parallel you isn't NTR what about a twin brother?

KIMI NO SEI

>>280508575
Too sexo

>>280508250
there's barely other males that mai interaccted with

>>280499031 (OP)
This episode was a Herculean task to finish
I do not find Zukki interesting
If anything I find her face annoying, her design annoying, her voice annoying
If I was Sakuta, I’d just worry about keeping Mai happy

>>280518322
They skipped 2 meetings Mai had with Sakuta's father. And a lot of the people involved with Mai's professional life are males. One of her producers and the TV station guy.

>>280505329
>self-discovery
She means partying and fucking multiple men before settling down.

>>280518336
Zukki is literally an angel in human form.

Marathoned all 3 movies
Third movie actually made me tear up though it will always make me question why doesn't he abuse his invisibility status? Heck he didnt even try touching people and see how would they react being touched

>>280515592
She will fuck other men in okinawa in this timeline
probably US Army boys

>>280499031 (OP)
Is this the most boring anime of all time?

>>280518639
that's CITY

>>280508392
the movies never getting good subs might have something to do with it

>>280518627
She's gonna come back fat.

>>280518734
Fuck Kaanaa

What's the chance Mai is still a virgin

>>280506162
>letting anyone interrupt your kisses

>>280519922
ops forgot this.

>>280502447
I like her. Is she relevant?

>>280521859
Anyone but Mai is a loser

>>280499031 (OP)
>Lethargic MC
>Shallow cast
>Pseudo-science
>Low quality animation
What do people like about this show?

It's been extremely placid and low-energy so far. I respect Sakuta for being such a comfy rascal, unlike Ararararagi who would've broken down in to ranting about how much he loves licking loli shoes by episode 2. Sakuta has his eyes on the underlying Puberty Syndrome, he's staying on target.

>>280521990
You can just not watch and go on with your life, you know.

>>280502447
Too many new girls in this arc. I am struggling to keep track of all of them.

Why is it so easy to tell when girls want to fuck their teachers?

>>280504749
Mai-san looks like Mizuhara here

>>280518639
Please watch Takt:OP

>>280521859
She'll have her own arc this season

>>280522795
it's the whore earrings

>>280518649
??? Even thought only 1 episode is out I can easily say it is the best series ever made and its not even close.

>>280501017
homewrecker

>>280522951
Mai, Uzuki, and Makinohara all look the same

I know there's a whole genre of terrible romcom MCs who strut around like RRRG despite not being vampires and having no right to, but it is occasionally nice to see a MC who doesn't just spaghette at the sight of a pretty girl and they can get on to actually telling a story without wasting too much time on those kind of antics

>>280505329
>>280518418
the train is a metaphor

>>280505329
No lesbians therefore no Zatsu Tabi.

>>280499031 (OP)
If this is the main girl I’m not watching

How generic of a design can you possibly get holy shit

is that the anime where literally me kicks a bully in the face and then tells him he stepped on some poo?

>>280525820
aka the best high school romcom ranobe MC of them all

>>280525676
Lesbians aren't real
The drunk hag even says she will settle with a man

>>280522560
You have experience in that subject?

>>280518660
The Arid/Pyon subs are good.

>first season is named after the first arc
>second (?) season is named after the last arc
Now I understand all the people complaining that the show was called "bunny girl" but said bunny girl stopped appearing after the third episode or so, I want the santa claus girl now!

>>280528742
I will always call it Bunny Girl Senpai.

>>280528742
Fuck you! Bunnies are the best!

>>280528742
They should've just called it Seishun Buta Yarou Series and then have the title of each arc in the OP/ED honestly. At least in this season they're including them at the start of the ED, but it's still a shame how the first few were omitted.

>>280521990

Kaede anal