Years ago I had a girlfriend and we would watch this show and I think she knew I wanted to fuck Retsuko and Fenneko even though I never said anything. I don't know how I got that impression but that's what I got even though I didn't acknowledge the suspicion I suspected from her. One time she even said something vague about being willing to dress up. Granted this was when we weren't talking about the show at all or watching it, just doing something else entirely, but still it stood out to me. Truth of the matter is my girlfriend was sorely mid in the looks department, and I felt like even IF I could somehow get her to dress up as Retsuko and Fenneko, it would be like, doing dishonoring their image and reducing the quality of their porn from there on out. Plus I didn't wanna risk misjudging my girlfriends thoughts and risking blowing the relationship up over wanting to fuck, lets be blunt here, cartoon anthro animals. Plus I knew then as I know now that the sex robots will arrive one day and all will be well.

I hate normalfags so fucking much

>>280629544
I'm not a normalfaggot. This was years ago. Get an onahole.
>>>/jp/49711164

>>280629656
I wanted to buy that Venus real they said to get was out of stock for months
I'm no longer in aposition too get one

>>280629456 (OP)
>it would be like, doing dishonoring their image and reducing the quality of their porn from there on out
You’re taking the wrong lessons from Sono Bisque.

>>280630316
I like this one more lately
https://www.toydemon.com/masturbators/onaholes/meiki-no-syoumei-05-zhang-xiao-yu
>>280631022
?

>>280631238
Oh yeah, that's the other one "beginner" one I saw often mentioned
I didn't like how it looked compared to the venus real. It kinda looks ugly and kinda spooky,
I just prefer the tube hole looking ones than a little torso and the vagina looks better
But it looks like Venus real soft is still sold out, guess it's never coming back in stock. I started looking since December last year for reference of how long it's been out of stock

>>280631474
The meiki zxy feels really good and the venus was in stock very recently but it sold out again. You have to camp it out if you want to get one. Its probably the best selling onahole on Earth.

>>280631555
Wow really
I didnt think things were like that. Guess I'll have them notify me or just check every day. Though I'm still not in a position to buy one right now

>>280631846
They are cheap plus get a PO box if you need to smuggle it in cause you live with people

Enlightening thread.

>>280632705
Lol