ITT: Shit Anime Openings - /a/ (#280685103) [Archived: 234 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:22:45 PM No.280685103
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We all know about good openings, but now it's time to post some genuinely bad OPs.

I'll start with an obvious one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6zM_jcnkWA
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:23:53 PM No.280685128
>>280685103 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oknNEIaXi8
Replies: >>280689752
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:26:42 PM No.280685164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TRemrRaPjc
Replies: >>280685613
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:29:33 PM No.280685206
>>280685103 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP7la6a1H1g
Replies: >>280685938 >>280689728
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:30:39 PM No.280685221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t__wczfpRI
Replies: >>280689701
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:40:15 PM No.280685326
myears
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi3wY1-EwDs
Replies: >>280685613 >>280686157 >>280688737
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 1:44:42 PM No.280685388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBX11V6yObw
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:02:08 PM No.280685613
>>280685164
>>280685326
If you can't handle engrish you don't belong here, simple as
Replies: >>280685711
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:04:10 PM No.280685633
>>280685103 (OP)
these threads have better openings than the "best OPs ever" threads
every single time, guaranteed.
Replies: >>280685641 >>280686952 >>280690168
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:05:01 PM No.280685641
>>280685633
Explain how the opening in the OP is good.
Replies: >>280685739 >>280686037 >>280687843
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:09:35 PM No.280685711
>>280685613
japs should just sing in japanese
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:10:59 PM No.280685739
>>280685641
sets the tone well. has 1-2 examples of good cinematography. unique song for an anime OP (which goes a long way when almost all anime opening songs are derivative trash, even if you hate the guy's voice).
already better than 50% of the shit that get posted when /a/ gets ask to show the class their all-time favourite OPs.
meanwhile another anon has posted a contender for top-10 greatest OPs ever as example of something they think is shit.
Replies: >>280685938 >>280686018
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:24:15 PM No.280685938
>>280685739
>meanwhile another anon has posted a contender for top-10 greatest OPs ever as example of something they think is shit.
You better not be talking about >>280685206
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:29:32 PM No.280686018
>>280685739
retard
Replies: >>280689036
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:31:03 PM No.280686037
>>280685641
Hammond organ is a beautiful instrument and makes every song it's used in 100x better. It has sparse and roomy production which is refreshing as most OPs are loud as hell and have no dynamics. And it overall fits the the vibe of the show perfectly. Besides that, the guy's voice really isn't that out there. It's not like he can't sing in key. I know /a/ has autism and doesn't listen to much beyond vocaloid and vidya bloops, but it's seriously concerning how musically sheltered some of you are.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:33:23 PM No.280686066
>>280685103 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1Z9_5U-oeA
Replies: >>280688111 >>280689074
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:38:31 PM No.280686157
>>280685326
you shouldn't even be watching this arc
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:40:06 PM No.280686184
>>280686037
embarrassing cope from you
Replies: >>280686654
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:41:21 PM No.280686208
>>280685103 (OP)
There is no way anyone could think this one is good:

https://animethemes.moe/anime/choujikuu_seiki_orguss_02/OP1-BD1080

Just a disgustingly bad song.
Replies: >>280686470 >>280690168 >>280690699
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:49:08 PM No.280686352
>>280685103 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8xIdBrHrbk

no idea why boomers like this shit
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:49:21 PM No.280686356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRvAQ0HweOU
Replies: >>280688111 >>280689294
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:52:23 PM No.280686409
>>280686352
Kino
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:54:55 PM No.280686455
underager spotted >>280686352
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:55:42 PM No.280686470
>>280686208
Now this is an actual bad one. No consistency or rhythm whatsoever. They probably thought they were being cool and different by making this the OP. John Lennon syndrome.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 2:56:18 PM No.280686482
>>280686352
nostalgia aside, this one really isn't great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4GIyJxvk94
Replies: >>280686558
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:00:19 PM No.280686558
>>280686482
Nope, that's #1 in the hall of fame of greatest english anime kid dub openings.

https://youtu.be/RSe8D2wfGKI
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:02:16 PM No.280686588
any of the new tiktok openings
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:05:30 PM No.280686654
>>280686184
I'm not sure why you're treating this like a competition, it's not like I'd defend a song if i secretly knew it's dogshit deep down. It's not as if I have stake in a 25 year old show that 4 people ever bought.
I think you spend too much time here anon.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:09:13 PM No.280686718
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9YhOussuh8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWjbvYWUMHo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4VKa01PPnY
Replies: >>280687056
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:20:52 PM No.280686952
>>280685633
Try to defend this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDrAXcxFIDg
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 3:26:58 PM No.280687056
>>280686718
wow we vibin in here frfr no cap bruh!
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:02:26 PM No.280687843
>>280685641
Aside from what the other anons said, the storyboard is really good
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:14:47 PM No.280688077
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCsppc963NI

This is considered some all-time great opening, but I never liked it. Not even being ironic here.
Melissa from the original series was much better IMO.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:16:28 PM No.280688111
>>280686066
>>280686356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8xoTBZrzko
The only correct answers in this thread.
Replies: >>280688822
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:17:18 PM No.280688124
>>280688077
Melissa is a classic
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:47:19 PM No.280688737
>>280685326
Nostalgic though
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:50:52 PM No.280688810
NINGEN FUCKER
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 4:51:28 PM No.280688822
>>280688111
Feels empty without gachi screams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0detSQRURpI
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:03:14 PM No.280689036
>>280686018
no. put your grasses on is the one that's an all-timer.
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:05:30 PM No.280689072
>>280689036
an all-time stinker.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:05:35 PM No.280689074
>>280686066
this is awesome. it has so many laughs.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:15:51 PM No.280689294
>>280686356
I don't even hate the song, the visuals are just too boring to match the energy.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:29:58 PM No.280689604
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>>280685103 (OP)
Here is an actual bad opening:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HNiKiPJT0E
Replies: >>280690729
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:34:40 PM No.280689701
>>280685221
Haruka Kanata is the real first OP
I don't think toonami or wherever I first saw this even ever aired OP1
Thats how good OP 2 is
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:35:52 PM No.280689728
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>>280685206
THis OP fucking SLAPS what is wrong with you?
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:36:40 PM No.280689752
>>280685128
Fuck you, that opening was catchy.
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:38:00 PM No.280689789
>>280688077
Yeah I like OP 4 of 2003 the best
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:39:00 PM No.280689807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE-Ws3-wsTQ
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:40:25 PM No.280689845
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxX7WU5DQug
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:41:09 PM No.280689862
>>280688077
Yeah it sucks
Hologram was good though, and all 2003 OPs
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:41:10 PM No.280689864
Witchblade's second opening. Pseudo-reggae song which doesn't fits the tone of the series and whose animation are random clips taken from the first half of the anime. Not only a bad choice of song, but also lazy af. They should have kept the first opening for the entire run of the series.
https://v.animethemes.moe/Witchblade-OP2.webm
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:44:11 PM No.280689950
>>280685103 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwG5gc64jIg
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:49:04 PM No.280690060
anything by nano rape
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:49:40 PM No.280690074
https://youtu.be/stn29mdlKqA?si=vcXThQ0k71CfJVYr
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:49:54 PM No.280690078
https://animethemes.moe/anime/dragon_ball_super/OP1-NCBD1080
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:51:53 PM No.280690132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy90tA3TT1c
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 5:53:32 PM No.280690168
>>280685633
Explain how this is good: >>280686208
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Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:03:35 PM No.280690404
>>280690168
It made my ears bleed only a little
Replies: >>280690699
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:08:16 PM No.280690510
>>280685103 (OP)
A disgrace to Go Nagai legacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1j8ugNrsd5s
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:16:29 PM No.280690699
>>280690404
>>280690168
>>280686208
That's the wrong Orguss02 opening. This is the one that's infamously bad:

https://animethemes.moe/anime/choujikuu_seiki_orguss_02/OP2-BD1080
Anonymous
7/18/2025, 6:17:58 PM No.280690729
>>280689604
This one must hold the record for worst visuals of all time