If given the choice to only fuck one, 99%+ of people would choose Asuka. Very few schizoids would choose Rei, and a handful of normies may choose Misato.

>>280759357 (OP)
sex with asuka and rei chan and impregnate them making them my teen pregnant wifes

>>280759639
You have to choose one, retard.

>>280759671
no, i pick the teens because they are not contaminated by the roastie mind virus

>>280759357 (OP)
Given the choice one would fuck all three and then bail 'cause they're all crazy

>>280759357 (OP)
>>280759671
I choose Hikari

>>280760101
She is only for toji

>>280759357 (OP)
Misato is clearly the best option

it's been 30 fucking years.
let it go...

>>280759357 (OP)
Zoomers love Misato because of khyle

>>280760163
I. Choose. Hikari.

The truth is that they all would ignore us

Mari > all

>>280759357 (OP)
>Reifags
Guys who are doormats
>Misatofags
Guys with mommy issues

>>280760403
>Guys who are doormats
How? Asuka is the one who would made you pay for her dinner.

>>280760364
Based ANIMA chad

>>280760439
They want a girl who's quiet and has no personality (just like them).

>>280760471
That's the opposite of doormat. They want a trad wife. Asuka are cucks who'd let their wife fucsk stranger because "my wife wants it".
Misato is for porn addicted

>>280759357 (OP)
>Fuck
Misato, Ritsuko
>Marry
Hikari
>Kill
Rei
>Rape
Asuka, Maya

>>280761178
>kill rei
That's impossible

>>280759357 (OP)
Idk I prefer Misato because purple hair anime girls are peak and she gives mommy vibes

>>280761359
>mommy vibes
Porn addicted spotted

>>280759357 (OP)
I choose to take up permanent residence inside MegaRei's patooie

>>280761422
>Porn addicted spotted
Pretty normal fetish compared to lusting after underage girls

>>280761517
American porn addicted

>>280759357 (OP)
Misato is the only one that makes sense. Rei is a block of cardboard, and Asuka is a bitch that deserves lynching.

Asuka is the hottest but she's a total bitch so I choose Rei.

Asuka, but slip her fertility drugs beforehand

For me, it's Ritsuko

>>280759357 (OP)
>schizoids would choose Rei
Actual schizoids are generally uninterested in sex. And Rei is a schizoid herself, is your logic that they would choose one who is most like them?

>>280759357 (OP)
Ritsuko all day every day

>>280759357 (OP)
>Asuka
annoying bitch who will hit the wall and make your life exponentially worse than when she was just a cheating bitch. literally just go to a bar and pick up some chick who's hot but too toxic for anyone else to pick her up
>misato
ive dated older alcoholic women and its not funny or hot its disgusting and them never remembering anything or accusing you of stuff that happened in their drunken fantasies is the most annoying shit to deal with day after day
>rei
innocent, child like and loyal, she would find any date a novel experience, and not tainted by hormones or the modern world, she's the only one you cant actually find irl and that makes her the obvious choice

>>280765399
yeah you don't get pussy

>>280766114
Asuka fags mad

>>280759357 (OP)
In reality, 99%+ would try to fuck asuka only to fail and be ignored by rei only to then be raped by misato
misato would then die or move away leaving anon alone and traumatized for life

>>280759357 (OP)
I never found Rei attractive because she seemed to always have a host of medical problems and I don't need her suddenly vomiting blood all over my dick.

>>280766300
>innocent and childlike listed as positives
>she would find any date a novel experience a positive because god forbid you put effort into dates and be interesting for once

>>280766300
Mad about what? She's the only one that won at the end. Ended up with a good guy that wasn't limp dick Shinji.