Yotsuba & Lunch

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>>280761047

FUCK THE BOLICE, SUBA

>>280794388
I'll take the profiteroles

>>280794273
CUTEharuko is CUTE

>>280794584
thanks chef

>>280794617
yotsuba... you're already a little piggy

>>280794754
NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T GO

>>280794760
>

>>280794786
Are Japanese highways fun?

Done. Fat fucks.
See you tomorrow!

>>280794891
Sankyuu

>>280794357
scum

>>280794462
Entrée does not mean 'main dish' at all.
A simplified french meal is entrée -> plat -> dessert.
Entrée is stuff like salad, something light before the main dish (plat).

Of course barely anyone in France eats like this anymore, most people just eat a main dish and maybe something sweet afterwards as a dessert.

>>280794824
>Sweet dreams are made of theeeese

>>280794928
She's giving him a car

>>280794931
thanks TL

>>280794696
>brother

Okay we all knew but this is the first time it was said.

>>280794754
I think Koharuko likes Yotsuba.

>>280794824
>>280795053

>>280795648
nice

>>280795648
>...even as the endless pudding circulated through her girly little veins

>>280794569
Oh god she found the desserts!

>>280794891
Thanks. The Ayase sisters simply cannot compete with Koharuko.

>>280794891
Thanks OP. Something tells me Yotsuba is going to grow up to be fat like Fuuka

>>280794286
Audi, Porsche or Lamborghini?

>>280794928
Eh, she gets a little sister pass to do that. Also >>280794928

>>280794824
>>280795648
There could be YANDAS anywhere

>>280794617
Yotsubaed Away

>>280794928
She's giving him her car

>>280794374
oh a buffet, perfect place for a kid, I still remember how it was such a wonder for me

>>280794928
Little sister priviledge, she is also gifting him a car

>>280794720
one of my favorite page

>>280794526
Cute blushing auntie

>>280795648
I really like this edit.

>>280794736
There it is.
How much until New Year chapter?

>>280794478
I want to help her fill her belly efficiently

>>280794754
cute

>>280794526
KOHARUKO MARRIAGE

>>280794891
Thanks, fatso

>>280794555
>555

>>280794569
butt...

>>280794643
koiwai butt...

>>280794748
is it just me or does she look a little sad here?

>>280794891
I'm not fat, I'm just bigboned!

Thank you

>>280794357
Gottem

>>280796682
For me it's Miura

>>280796986
The day after tomorrow

>>280794315
>Father-Daughter god why?

>>280794891
Thanks OP
I really want to give Yotsuba some cousins

>>280794931
entree is used differently in English, for some reason.

>>280797063
Imagine if one of them was secretly an aged-up azu

>>280794617
that scene also scared the shit out of me as a kid

>>280797660
She used the accent there, so it's the french word.

>>280794766
>>280794776
>>280794786
>>280794796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRVNuZnO3h8

>>280794584
My hero

>>280794617
Yeah... nice...

>>280794631

>>280794266
beautiful

>>280794607
>>280794617
>>280794631
>>280794643
Finding the dessert table at a high end hotel buffet really is a world changer when you're a kid. I wish I could still eat a bunch of actual food into like 3 pounds of confections like I used to

>>280794357
>+CHARISMA

>>280798874
and I still wish I could pull all nighters again like when I was 16. Nowadays if I'm up past midnight I'm not functional the next day.

>>280794357
my sister does this shit to me except I'm the younger brother
it is literally not fair

yotsuba must be quite powerful to eat that much food. i was afraid she was going to make herself sick again.

>>280798525
heh

>>280794661
>Fugo jobs again
tsk tsk, that's what no KAKUGO does to you

>>280794891
Thanks anon

>>280794696
sapporo ichiban is my favorite brand of instant ramen

>>280797385
to me that's more like an expecting, thinking kind of look

>>280794462
Everyone can use a knife and fork, Jap, they're not like your silly sticks

>>280794286
>>280794299
>>280794315
>>280794338
Does anybody have any clue which Tokyo (Chiyoda?) hotel this is?

>>280794931
No one cares about your french ways.

>>280794880
bling

>>280794569
> This page is dedicated to butt..I mean desert

>>280794855
Translation be paying good

>>280794374
>>280794388
okay, she looks much cuter now without the jacket, and without being annoyed all the time

>>280794478
she and Fuuka could get along I ship it

>>280798874
I'm a picky eater(due to my stomach and weird tongue) so I only eat basic stuff...unfortunately, it seems like everyone wants the basic stuff because that is the one that is always empty, and yet everyone claims they want to eat different and fancy things.

>>280794437
>buffet where dishes aren't labeled
Fuck that

>>280794299
I dunno if I'm just not fancy enough but restaurants that are exclusively inside a hotel and not their own place always feel weird to go to

>>280802019
maybe he has an onlyfans on the side? he is pretty good looking

>>280803505
I get it. You usually think of hotels as a place to stay, so going in to eat feels uncanny.
And hotel restaurants fancy enough to have people come FOR the restaurant feels like more of an old fashioned thing. Like, in the 50's.

>>280794754
Koharuko is pretty in a cool way

>>280748776
>Or disliking cities makes one a coping introvert?
Pretty much this. I mean look, you added cope to your post in the very next line:
>Just imagine we used our unfathomably advanced technology to create beauty instead of ugliness
It's your cope that forces you to treat this as a false dichotomy. It's your cope that forces you to ironically post "hurr durr >da HuStLe n BusTle". It's idiotic, tiresome, noisy, and ignorant. No one's forcing you to live in a city. But there's nothing lamer than thinking you've seen everything the world has to offer from whatever suburban rock you live under.

>>280771152
While the new one is an eyesore, they didn't demolish the original building, they dismantled it, and will be rebuilding it nearby as a commercial center.

>>280801093
It had already been identified. The building itself is the Nihonbashi Mitsui Tower in Chuo-ku, Tokyo. The hotel that Koharuko mentioned is the Mandarin Oriental Tokyo on its upper floors. And the restaurant they used is Ventaglio on the second floor.

>>280803441
They are actually labeled, you can see some of the labels in later panels. I guess Koiwai either didn't notice or was fucking around with Yotsuba.

>>280804883
in the buffets I go to sometimes(different cities, same concepts, all pretty much look the same) some things are labeled, others are not. Desserts are not labeled at all, even the different colored ice creams, you just have to know somehow what is what. Only the main dishes are labeled

>>280803972
Cities suck and you're a schizo if you have to invent motivation for that anon to not like cities beyond cities sucking.

>>280794357
so easy

>>280794374
>>280794388
As a gymrat, I fucking love buffets

>>280794526
Cute

>>280794754
Noooooooo

There are only 15 chapters left...

>>280794478
She reminds me of World Trigger characters.

>>280794736
>New Year's eve without Ayases
I know there's a chance but for now it doesn't seem likely.

So how does a hotel restaurant like this work, do you pay some set price and eat whatever you want? Do they count what you eat on camera? I'm a country boy, I can't into fancy stuff like that...

>>280794399
Fuuka could do it

>>280806037
It's just a buffet that you can go to and eat at. If you're staying at the hotel you get a big discount.
Went to a buffet at one of the big hotels on the Strip in Las Vegas and it was like $40 per person.
Spoiler: It was not worth $40 per person.

>>280794796
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3sMjm9Eloo

>>280806037
the way it works where I am, you have a set price(in my case around 25-30€)
you can eat as much as you want, however too much leftovers on your table will mean extra pay. Thus you shouldn't put more on your plate then you can actually eat(you can always go back and get more if you're still hungry). They constantly go around between the tables to see if any "empty" plates remain and thus keep track by doing that if someone didn't finish a meal.
While there are very little rules on what you can eat, it's technically frowned upon if you do things out of order, for example, if you eat only ice-cream or cakes.
Like with cinemas and some restaurants, they get most of their income from the drinks, which are highly overpriced.

>>280804585
thank you, anon.

>>280794251
this palace SUCKS

>>280794847
This also feels like a possible ending

>>280805212
It's a pity you've never seen Tokyo. It's an amazing place and the people are incredible.

>>280806540
I think you've got the wrong address, anon!

>>280794251
In the spring you can take a rowboat out on the moat there beneath the cherry trees.

Koharuko needs her eggs fertilized and incubated NOW.
By ME.

>>280794595
Love this one. Not only the buildings are drawn from the little kid's perspective, but small details like this. When your parent picks you up to see better.
It is like in the episode when they go to the beach and Ena checks if she can reach the handle on the train.

>>280794266
It keeps getting bigger!

>>280794437
>>280794449
Time to play Russian Buffet!

>>280794478
Clever girl.

>>280794493
Yotsuba for once eating like a human being and not like a ravenous hamster.

>>280794584
At that moment, Yotsuba found her calling in life.

>>280797239
Fat stupid JK...

>>280794824
Maybe it's because of the music, but this page made me feel warm and fuzzy.

>>280794931
Localizers do be like that

>>280794931
It does in America.

>>280806037
Buffets are generally priced assuming each person is going to eat a lot

>>280794766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8X3BAwfwag&ab_channel=GoldenEarring-Topic

>>280794462
>>280794931
>>280809493
i see the problem here

>>280806312
>you can eat as much as you want, however too much leftovers on your table will mean extra pay. Thus you shouldn't put more on your plate then you can actually eat(you can always go back and get more if you're still hungry). They constantly go around between the tables to see if any "empty" plates remain and thus keep track by doing that if someone didn't finish a meal.
That sounds like a shit buffet. The places I've been to had no such rules. Then again maybe it's because the people here actually behave in a civilized manner.

>>280794931
This bothered me in the Toriko storytime too.
Also I wanna point out entrée -> plat -> dessert is still common in big family meals or restaurants

>>280808887
To eat custard pudding?

Custard is such easy and delicious slop.
Did you know you don't even have to temper the mix? Just put all the shit in the pan, medium heat, and whisk till it thickens.

>>280794891
Post everything, dyel bitch

>>280811460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dt9nZO9iew
>They just fucking shovel slop down their throats and they love it

>>280794891
Thank you for posting.

>>280794374
>>280794388
Sundays were "buffet" days at the Officer's Club, when I was growing up.
I ALWAYS got a plate (or two) STACKED with Alaskan King Crab. And then went back 8 more times (had to get a STACK of 20 strips of bacon, after all).
Buffets are the #1 child restaurant.
It's also what I still like when eating Chinese food or on a cruise ship. Get to try ALL KINDS of stuff.

>>280794526

I've only read a small amount of Yotsuba& but because of these threads I've started reading it again from the start!

>>280794617
That scene in Spirited Away scared me when I was 8, watching it at 5 would've been terrifying.

>>280794349
>1000 yard stare
Maybe Yots' guerilla cell was stationed in a hotel

>>280794478
Her and Koiwai's hair blend together in the bottom pannels

>>280794493
Cute ravenous but polite gremlin.
The bow-tie is making me lol

>>280794720
Elevator!

>>280794813
>>280794824
>>280794847
>Déjà vu
>I've just been in this place before

>>280803972
You might not understand what coping means, but i am glad the hustle and bustle meme triggered you

>>280803972
And if anyone created a false dichotomy here, it's you.
One doesn't have to either love or hate all aspects of all cities, absolutely. And (You) don't have to defend the bad things about cities, just because you like the good things.
I live in a big European city. Loudness, stinkyness, crowdedness, ugly modern architecture, junkies and brown people are an issue. But i quite like the museums, historic buildings and my job (see, it's not a dichotomy).
Maybe you're right about me coping - i guess i do have to cope with all the garbage parts of city life, by avoiding the city center like a plague, growing a big fat balcony, and shitposting on this Bhutanese spear fishing site right now

>>280794374
Cute hand pose in top left :3

We're almost there!

>waku waku

>>280804883
They're labeled with fancy names, Koiwai doesn't know what the name means = what the ingredients are

7

6

Yotsuba & Socks

>>280822755
It's been a while since the last announcement

>>280822845
>gave up and just crammed everything into the corners

>>280822831
god i wish i had a line of rocks to look at when i feel tired

Done. Nothing quite hits the spot when you're tired like a looking at a rock.
See you tomorrow!

How come kotatsu are not more internationally widespread? They're such a great invention.

>>280822946
Sankyuu

>>280822948
Most countries don't sit on the floor

>>280822733
Juralumin... had a hard life.

>>280822948
I have a heater in my house, socks, and if it’s particularly cold, an electric throw. No table needed.

>reading about breaking out the kotatsu in the middle of summer

>>280823044
It's winter over here.

>>280822946
Thanks OP. I feel hot now

>>280822946
Thanks OP

>>280822886
so are the two tabletops that sandwich the blanket connected through magnets? i've never seen an actual kotatsu
>>280822935
Maw Maw, do the crip walk dance

>>280823116

>>280822831
The old ayase TV got thrown out, sad.

>>280822946
Thank you OP

>>280823339
Considering the sliding timescale that might still be the old Ayase tv.

>We're nearing the end
I don't know how I'll live without every day being the most enjoyable day.

>>280823116
but it's July

>>280794754
She should appear more.

>>280823618
Today is Winter in Australia

>>280822971
Every toy a person ever had as a kid had a hard time

>>280822769
Koiwai is gonna turn Yotsuba up for adoption (again)

>>280822877
>>280822886
I always felt that these things are dangerous

>>280822861
:D my dad used to do this every saturday
...
T_T

>>280822687
I forgot Juralumin existed.

>>280823671
>average temperature is still >10C every day

>>280823618
In the far off lands of the southern hemisphere, July is the middle of winter.

>>280822946
Thanks
Unironically, some nice smooth and good looking rocks are nice to see.

>>280823618
Been like -5°C a few weeks ago here.

>>280805132
I don’t like how low-detail yotsuba has become in these later chapters compared to everyone around her.

>>280824316
she is slowly fading out of reality...

>>280824634
No, we're just viewing her from a far distance and the game is using her low poly model to save resources.
She is all the way over in Japan, after all.

>>280824267
I'm jealous of cold.
Way better than hot.

>>280824842
I prefer cold over hot, but that's because I'm fat

>>280822845
Dude..

>>280797385
>Super autist that overthought where to take a five-year old for lunch is finally relieved it all worked out and the kid is happy

>>280824267
Argentina?

>>280826753
Yeah, the whitest country in the world

>>280794338
>country bumpkins in way over their heads

>>280823116
god damn aussies

>>280826862
Based

>>280794357
What kind of bill would yousuke be looking at here?

>>280826753
>>280826862

>>280816477
MANGA

>>280801698
>>280797089

>>280822877
My parents wouldn't trust me to plug stuff in when I was a kid

>>280823339
>>280823427
the ayases always had a flatscreen
yes, even in 2003
stop asking questions

>>280822946
Thanks anon

>>280822636
TAN DAN DAN

>>280824668
what country are yousuke and the other adults in, then?

>>280822877
>>280822886
>>280822903
How hard it is to diy a kotatsu? Last time I checked its next to impossible to buy one in my country, worse to buy from outside cause of taxes

>>280823116
>>280823618
I was going to say we are also in winter over here till I remembered the average temperature is still above 20ºC

>>280827232
I can not, must not, will never, SHAN'T forget about butts! It's in my DNA.

>>280822820
>tv got upgraded

>>280822903
Pretty tiny kotatsu.

>>280823260
>magnets
I'm pretty sure the top layer just sits on the blanket. I'm not 100 percent sure but it may have a rough texture or something on the bottom to keep it from sliding, as well as being decently heavy.

>>280823260
POV: Your Grandma Does A Christmas Crip Walk

>>280824842
>>280825022
Outside stuff in the winter blows. Everything turns gray and the snow sucks to deal with. I’d rather be able to lay out in the sun and grab a beer.

>>280828545

>>280803505
they made for perfect first date spots in my early 20s. they have a classy feel and aren't usually packed.

Yotsubamp

>>280817406
>>280817795
Nothing even close to a good-faith argument when your whole admitted goal is "I want to trigger you"
THAT'S cope.

>>280822800
By tomorrow I will be under the kotatsu.. even though it's hot.

>>280822946
>Try to throw it right up to the ceiling. If it touches, you lose.
That's actually a really good game.

>>280823260
>magnets
Probably not since the blanket is pretty thick. Maybe the square things are vents or some sort of heatsink to keep food warm around those areas.

>>280822948
Some countries have the luxury of gas heaters, underfloor heating or some other form of central heat. That means buildings with more mass and better insulation.
Not so great ideas in a country known for earthquakes like Japan.

>>280822935
I like how accurately he has captured the old people using facetime experience

>>280831563
Two apartments(mansions) I had in Tokyo did in fact have underfloor heating. The last one was a great little place right next to a large park, expensive though.

>>280822769
He's going to sell her

>>280822636
>Banana Juice
>Rocks
These will be some high octane chapters.

>>280822636
>Backpacks
I'm not ready.....

>>280827506
I remember back in the day when a flatscreen was a bulky CRT that didn't have a curved screen instead of a completely flat TV.

>>280832736
same

>>280822800
confusing progression of events...was there a translation mistake?

>>280828710
really? From what I have seen in anime, it seems standard size

>>280794227 (OP)
Is it ever discussed why koiwai adopted yotsuba. I don't imagine a single unmarried man would suddenly like to adopt a child
I don't follow the manga

>>280833279
To plap her cunny out of manga vision of course!

>>280833279
It was brought up in the beginning of the manga, but they didn't give a real answer and just brushed it off. After that it is never brought up again, because according to the author this is not the point of the story

>>280828336
To make a kotatsu like the ones you see in stores, you will absolutely need a heater designed for a kotatsu. Instead, you can make something a similar using an electric carpet, a table, a blanket, and a top board. The traditional kotatsu-like device in Iran, Spain, and some other countries also seems to be like that. One thing to keep in mind is that it might be better to cover the bottom of the top board with non-slip fabric or cork.

>>280833279
It doesn't matter.

>I don't imagine a single unmarried man would suddenly like to adopt a child
Born after the millennium eh? Back in the 90s/early 2000s it was perfectly reasonable for a person to write a story about a guy who adopts a little girl and no one considered it a thing.

>>280833279
It seems it happened gradually with the way Koiwai talks about it. He didn't go out of his way to adopt, he just ended taking care of Yotsuba because of unspecified circumstances and eventually decided to become her legal guardian.

>own most of yotsubato in nihongo
>can barely read it without jisho
>already passed n4 though
How over is it for me?

>>280822831

>>280822733
>Hello I'm Juralumin and this is jackass

>>280822935
Lol that's my mom

>>280822733
this bear is living in hell

>>280822861

>>280831219
You still don't understand what coping is.
Read >>280817795 again, i even admitted you were right (even though you were right unintentionally, because of your confusion on the definition of coping).
It's ok, we both have autism, and no-one is angry at you for liking city life

>>280835234
>read my cope again
Perhaps you should read the chain of replies. Should I dig them up for you?

>>280746620
>Globalization turns everything dull, it's the same answer every time. Architects seem to not even want to try to portray the uniqueness of every culture in their unimaginative works, it's all about soulless "efficiency" (or their own creative ego, if you're "lucky").
>But anyway major cities are dystopian environments, that's the same everywhere in the world.

That is the cope you're trying to dig your way out of. That is your false dichotomy. "Cities are dystopian, it's the same everywhere in the world". No, it isn't, you sad, ignorant introvert.

>>280835561
ooooooh now i get your problem. >>280746620 isn't me. He still didn't cope about/with anything. But at this point, who cares.
I did post the Kaczinsky thing, and a couple more gags about bad workplace environments though. And then i said that not all work is bad.
>Cities are dystopian, it's the same everywhere in the world
I didn't say that even told you in this thread already, that some parts of some cities can be great. Please read this post, >>280817795 it'll make you feel good and will only take 15 seconds of your time

>>280835184
kek

>>280835561
I've already read Yotsuba several times, so I only come to this threads once in a while, but I can confirm that what this >>280835895 guy says: the author of >>280746620 is me, not him.
No idea why you even assumed we were the same person (although you seem to have been schizoposting in this thread too, so it checks out).
Look, I am living in a big city in this very moment (not for long, I'm visiting my gf), and it's not the first time either. I admit that I've made an hyperbole in that post, although to be fair the focus of the post was on architecture so that dystopian bit was just an afterthougth: clearly cities are not inthrinsically "evil" or something like that. What I meant is that in particular modern big city culture is quite often "dystopic" (along with all of the shit it generates, both in architecture and other fields). Of course there are some pretty/distinctive things in them (usually the old ones, go figure why) and a lot of history: obviously big cities had an important role in history and culture, it doesnt' take a genius to know that.
Still, it's not exactly the most natural living environment for the typical human (or any animal) since the bigger the size, the more they get artificially detached from the actual reality of life, and this starts becoming a problem as cities become increasingly populated and artificially dense/huge. But I can't be bothered to write a whole essay (also no space), so I'll just uncerimoniously throw in the behavioral sink
as an example and be done with it.
But relax: nobody is forcing you to live outside of a big city either although I do really wish that countries implemented tyrannical measures in cities such as population limits and strict anti-sprawling to fix this. And hopefully dtuff like smart working will start depopulating big cities a bit.
I will probably disappear for another thread or two, so enjoy having the last word if you're still cranky about this.

>>280822769
I can't believe Koiwai finally crashed out, now Yotsuba will have to live with the Ayases.

>>280832955
It's a confusing page but I don't think it's the translation's fault. I think Koiwai was just brushing off Yotsuba yeeting Jurarumin and making a mess.

>>280834681
>can barely read it without Jisho
Reading something with occasional help from Jisho is like 80% of the way there. It's only beginning for you, my friend.

>>280822861
But is a Yotsuba Roll as good as an EBI ROLL?

>>280823116
Columbiano here, it's cold as hell in here

It's chilly in Chile

>>280832955
that's the joke

>>280842667
You don't have seasons nigga

>>280832955
Koiwai suddenly makes an announcement but yotsuba thinks she's in trouble. Pretty simple. Are you an esl or just autistic?

>>280843490
I know, but it sort of it's extremely hot this time of the year but not this year, is cold as fuck

>>280842667
>17 C with a cool little breeze
>cold as hell
You don't know what real cold is.

>>280794569
Yotsuba has discovered infinity.

>>280847371
Bogota is cold as shit bro with glimpses of sun here and there, this climate is shit

>>280848183
Bogotá is pretty high up, isn't it? Mountains can get cold.

>>280848183
I'm in Bogota right now, you dumb. The weather is rather pleasant today and the city in general is only "cold" if you compare it to the literal jungle that is the rest of the country.

>>280848183
No place that is above the freezing point of water is "cold as shit", get real. You need to go below -10C before you can even talk about cold, anything above that is just chilly.

>>280848440
>>280848720
I'm cold as fuck

>>280840265
No chance.

>>280833279
Because
>*plap plap plap plap*

>>280848865
That's understandable. The average Bogotan freezes at 15°, melts at 20° and has the gall to complain about their weather because it's too cloudy o algo.

>>280797586
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYKU74BLlDY

>>280798275
whats that radio sound in thje first second
ive heard it somewhere before probably 20 years ago

HES LATE AGAIN
YOTSUBA IS DEAD
YANDA WINS

Yotsuba & Death by Yanda

no chapter today because fuuka is busy pining Yousuke down and pegging him

Fuuka is the dad. Yousuka is the mom. Ena sits in the cuck chair. Asagi orchestrates this debauchery

I ate today's chapter

Ghislane Maxwell and her fat tits recruited Yotsuba for the day. Surely she'll be back soon... right?

>>280833279
>studied serbo-croatian in college (he's a weirdo, people like this must exist)
>in former yugoslavia in the 90s, working for a japanese charity right out of college
>bonds with little orphan girl during that time
>adoption goes smoothly and returns to japan

>>280852451
this makes perfect sense at the beginning of the manga, but the shifting timeline ruins it. by the latest issue, it probably makes more sense if it's ukranian/ukraine

where can i adopt my own yotsuba?

Kowai probably does translations of ukranian arms manuals for russia in exchange for a yotsuba

>>280852451
>She says she’s from an island to the left.
>Some school girls try to say “Hello” to her in English.
>Yotsuba=4 leaves=clover=ireland
She’s Irish and her parents were killed in the Troubles.

>>280848865
Well, high humidity and high temperatures at the same time are shit that I can't live with.
Some parts of my country have that (some family members live there), and in summer it's fucking hell (plus mosquitoes)

>>280852638
Yotsuba is an alien from Planet Clover, so it will be hard

>no chapter because yotsuba didn't put away her toys

YOTSUBA IS DEAD
THIS IS NOW A BOCCHI THREAD

no this is a Mo thread
always has been

post keions

>>280852638
If you fuck a woman you could MAKE a Yotsuba.

>>280853304
but they wouldn't be raised by the Ayase's....

>>280823044
>>280823116
>It's winter over here.
S-Same haha...

>>280823116
anyone outside of NA literally do not matter

>>280852743
Ireland is to the right of Japan though. Also Ireland isn't a communist hellhole where the state owns all the impressive buildings.

>>280853633
ireland is a hellhole tho

>>280833279
>I don't imagine a single unmarried man would suddenly like to adopt a child
That is true. All single men lack any and all paternal instincts for others. Empathy is truly a foreign concept.

Yotsuba & Banana Juice

>>280853633
>ireland
>impressive buildings
?

Milo is pretty good, can't lie.

>>280822769
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3OprVY8gu8

Yanda you filthy animal.

Done. Yanda can be fine. Sometimes.
See you tomorrow!

>>280854291
Sankyuu

>>280854291
Thanks OP. I used to make milkshakes sometimes with my blender. They were pretty good. Fuck I want a milkshake now

I fucking love Yanda. He brings the same kind of idiot energy Tomo did, but it's alright to be mad at him because he's not a cute girl.

>>280854093
fucking freeloader

>>280854185
>war flashbacks

>>280853991
lmao

>>280853971
>He doesn't have a blender

>>280853922
I FUCKING LOVE YANDA CHAPTERS

>>280854027
Never tasted it because it isn't being sold here

>>280854058
>Good for your health
They are. As long as if it's natural

>>280854276
I've had it, it's meh

>>280854164
I never tried with honey. Just a bit of sugar

>>280854212
>>280854232

>>280854291
Thanks

>>280854232
>not banishment
SHIT TL

>>280854027
I've seen it in the ethnic aisle but it's too expensive and full of preservatives to be worth more than trying it once.

>>280794357
GOTTEM
[X] KEK SIMP STATUS
God damn his sisters pussy better feel good to put up with all this bullshit

>>280854291
Yanda is a very important presence in Yotsuba's life.
Every kid needs a nemesis.

>>280854793
She's giving him a car. I think fair's fair.

>>280854027
>Milo
OH GOD NO YOSTUBA IS A FUCKING "WHITE" HUEHUEHUE MONKEY FROM SOUTHERN HUEZIL(oh god what if shes some german japanese monkey native mutt). Based her real family must be Axis "war criminals".

>>280848183
>Bogota is cold as shit
No it's not

>>280854232
Send him to the shadow realm Yotsuba

>>280853936
Yanda is just the big brother son

>>280854027
I fucking love Milo

>>280854176
ITS ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>>280854232
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT WANT TO BE LONELY

>>280854291
Thanks OP

>>280855004
Milo is not exclusive to brazil, you fucking mongrel.

>>280855984
wtf is milo

>>280855984
yes yes seething Columbian/Argentine whatever you say you're all the same shit accept for u r ghey and Chile those countries are based and 1.5 world countries.

>>280854129
He is literally me

>>280856255
It's a dog from a movie

>>280856255
Its chocolate milk powder but with malt sugar(barley) added vitamins. Something that was really popular in the west way way back in the day.

But Jews hate it because its healthy and not goyslop so we get shitty nesquick in north America instead MMMM yum strawberry(beet juice you fucking kikes no god damn strawberries are you fucking srsly and you call it strawberry milk mix) Cant wait for these shylocks to remove the fucking coco from the chocolate flavor replacing it with like idk chicory or some other kikery.

>>280856271
Milo is from Australia and it's also a thing in South East Asia and, obviously, Japan. Just because you're a self hating sudaca brownoid it doesn't mean you have to be one to enjoy Milo.

>>280854678
Fuck you, it's the best thing in the world, and it's even better with a few drops of vanilla extract.

>>280856407
Like 90% of its sale are from south america, its literally the national drink(non booze) in a few countries its that popular. Every child tries to drink that shit daily if they can.

I really really really hate this translation.
The physical damn volume I read said "banana smoothie" like a sane person.
"Banana Juice" pff is this translator a retard?

>nobody's posted their own banana juice yet

>>280856804
I know right fucking retards its called banana nectar.
>Juice
>Smoothie
>Americans
Getting confused and scared people drink juice made from fruit instead of the byproducts of the patrolum&mining industry confused and scared as to why said juice is called nectar and feels slimy without the oil in it like sunny D and all those other god awful coloured people drankz

>>280854232
this is why he is going to go bald

>>280854027
Huh, I didn't know Japan have Milo

>>280854637
Almost as much sugar as coke so not really.

>>280856804
To be fair, blame the Nips because it's what the literal moonrunes say.
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%83%90%E3%83%8A%E3%83%8A%E3%82%B8%E3%83%A5%E3%83%BC%E3%82%B9
Where I live, "banana juice" is a banana smoothie with water instad of milk, and it's probably awful.
Similarly, a strawberry smoothie has milk and uses the kana for "smoothie" while "strawberry juice" is water based and uses the kana for "juice".
Orange juice with milk gets you in prison.

Sorry, but bananas are better as bread.

>>280854164
This is not what I'd pictured what banana juice would be. This is just a lame smoothie.

>>280854265
fingeres

So what's actually Milo?
Google says is a Nestle product

>>280856271
Milo isn't sold in Argieland.
Can't compete with local products

>>280854176
>You see that cap
>Yeah unscrew it push the banana down or else it wont mix
>Then turn the blender on KEEP PUSHING DOWN WITH YOUR WHOLE HAND

>>280857380
Cacao/chocolate powder with malt

>>280856271
Go back, newfriend.

>>280794357
Finessed

>>280810465
>Bongs, Bogans, Burgers, and Leafs
Always causing trouble

>>280854291
Thanks OP
Nice chapter

>>280854027
>D R I N K Y O U R M I L O
fuckin decoder ring

>>280794617
Yotsuba turning into Mitsuba

smoothies are blended, juices are squeezed or pressed, I thought that was universal

>>280853971
>>280853991
The little hamster changed her tone instantly.

>>280854058
He did not like Yotsuba teaming-up with Yanda against him.

OP SWITCH OFF THIS TRANSLATION. THIS IS THE 4TH THING THAT HAS SEVERVLY IRRITATED ME.

>>280854249
>You're not you when you're hungry
>Grab a banana juice

>>280854291
Thanks anon
I have to agree with yanda, banana juice is great

>>280856808
My blender is broken. I had to make Milo instead.

>>280858140
The magazine scans look like shit though.

>>280858905
That can't be the only option out there.

>>280858941
Well, OP could dump the raws.

>>280858140
99% sure this is the yen press english translation
i can't read moonrunes but none of the text has been offputting to read

>>280828503
Is that Marci?

>>280853991
Yanda does have a good point you know

>>280856808
I would make it but I just drank 2 cups of passion fruit juice

>>280859910
Yes. Sorapoi.

>>280858812
kek my blender also gave out after years of service weeks ago
probably will get a new one next month

>>280854265
Her pupils contract in surprise.

>>280858140
cope and seethe as necessary

>>280858140
We've all already read Yotsuba, so the focus should be in higher res and tank art.

>>280857704
kek got me

>>280854212
Yotsuba snaps out of her temporary Blender Truce agreement with Yanda and realizes she does hate him

>>280854147
>what can the blender make besides juice
If any anons care they are also extremely useful for making sauces and soups

>>280854265

>>280844589
>>280842918
>Yotsuba clearly causes chaos
>Yousuke looks annoyed
>While cleaning up Yotsuba makes a half hearted apology
>Yousuke still looks annoyed after she said that
of course this means he was thinking about the cold that was clearly established before

>>280857255
well, you can't fucking "juice" a banana, so we gotta make do

>>280864058
>can't fucking "juice" a banana
Not with that attitude

>>280852638
Any foster home.
You most likely won't be able to adopt unless you're married or make a lot of money, though.
I have no idea why this is the case considering just how horrific and overcrowded foster care is.
It boggles my mind that anyone can knock some slut up and they both face no penalty when they give up the baby. Either deal with it and raise the kid or get an abortion.
I am not going to not post this because fuck it the topic of adoption gets me really heated.

>>280862958
true, making gazpacho is fun

>>280854164
But that's a smoothie, not juice. Bananas don't have juice.

>>280864232
>It boggles my mind that anyone can knock some slut up and they both face no penalty when they give up the baby
it boggles me that adoption requires such an intense special resume to get accepted, but any retard can knock up/get knocked up without anyone giving a single fuck.

>>280854276
any banana connoisseur can confirm this?

>>280854164
the vanilla extract was edited out for some reason

>>280866245
This might be an different draft considering all of the other panels are missing backgrounds.

>>280865259
That was just my point but worded better, either way, I concur.

>>280822845
also all the crap crammed in the corner were added in the volume version

>>280866334
your point was more about giving up a baby, my point was about making a baby in the first place

making a baby "who cares", giving a homeless baby a home "wait a minute, we need to do intense background checks to see if you're a pedophile or negligent!", I hate hypocrisy

>>280866319
the missing backgrounds mean that they were from the magazine release instead of the volume ones

>>280864232
Its really depressing when you read into adoption in the west if you want a white child. Its basically impossible unless you are indeed rich&married and still need to wait years filling out retarded paperwork.

Yet mentally ill christcucks or the most fucking horrid humanbeings imaginable. Are able to open foster homes easypeasy, its just like filing out welfare forms! Taking in a bunch of kids in a shitty run down house to be "raised" by unstable monsters. Who get a fuckload of money from the government every month per child.
just like a sheboon who gets child support payments. 5% of those funds go towards the children
*whack* I FEED YOU WITH FOOD STAMPS&FOOD BANKS I SHELTER YOU IN THIS BORDERLINE SQAUT OF A BIULDING! Hubby molests you once in the name of jesus while sleeping and you run away then bring police to this house!
YOU FUCKING HOMEWREAKING WHORE ITS THE BASEMENT AND DARKNESS FOR YOU DEVIL SPAWN YOU WILLOBEY YOUWILL LEARN YOU WILL LOVE JESUS YOU WILL LET HUBBY USE YOUR BODY.
YOU ARE NOTHING BUT FILTH A REJECT YOU ARE A WELFARE CHECK TILL YOU ARE 18 MISSY AND IF YOU MESS WITH OUR MONEY YOU WILL SUFFER


Srsly look how much abuse still happens in foster care its horrific. Yet these kids cant get adopted most end up all fucked up due to being unloved/unsocialized. Fuckers love home schooling children too, anything they can to completely control the children fully. After alll they're just toys&welfare checks they dont have emotions motivations or desires.

96% of foster parents are sociopathic monsters doing it for the money and pleasure in being able to fully control lives and if they do/try shit its off to juvy or worse a hole in the ground if they manage to get proof of sexual abuse/violence&negligents small town fucking cops&court/judges are in on this shit send the children juvy which is privately owned paid by the state GET PAID sending kids there


You wanna adopt? try another country enjoy your sub 50 IQ child who will hurt you

>>280866439
I'm not privy to the difficulties of adoption. Though I'm aware of that it is difficult. But I don't see what the issue is with background checks. If you're going to give a kid to someone you've gotta make sure they are a good person and up to it. They are a must.

>>280854058
I liked "do you work for big banana" or something to that effect better

I can't eat bananas or else I'd explode from allergies

>>280866452
i see. i wonder why he changed it.

>>280866691
Of course, you don't want any fuckhead off the street adopting kids, but the barrier is really, REALLY high and there is zero incentive to actually adopt over having children of your own that isn't a moral one.
This also isn't taking into consideration the kind of people who are filling foster homes with unwanted children to begin with. Is it orders of magnitudes easier to put a child into foster care than it is to take them out of it.
Because of someone else's decisions, a child has to suffer and, depending on the care given and if they were never adopted, won't be adjusted to society at large.
It's tragic and the stigma around adoption boils my fucking blood like nothing else.

>>280867140
People do the darnest things. But I think it would be better for the kid to go into foster care if their parents can't or won't take care of them. They're not perfect but at that point it's the better solution. Again, I don't know how hard it is to adopt but I think people willingness is reflected by how much they go through with the process. Adopting a kid isn't an easy decision. It's not just about being abusive or not, it's about how much you are willing to sacrifice for your new kid.
>It's tragic and the stigma around adoption boils my fucking blood like nothing else.
Is there a stigma though? The way I see it adoption seems to be more accepted by people more than it ever been.

>>280794617
so it seems that scene traumatized us all as younglings huh, I didn't even watch the movie at that age, it was included in the trailer section of some Disney DVD I had.

>>280866439
>making a baby "who cares"
There isn't much the government can do to stop you from having a baby on your own, short of mandatory abortions for mothers who don't pass some test.

>>280794766
>We were somewhere around Tokyo on the edge of the eki when the drugs began to take hold.

>>280866552
No offense, but you type like a belligerent schizo.
If you have any resources or sources about the topic (you must have, since you cited percentages) that aren't written by an ape, would you care to share them?

>>280867329
>Adopting a kid isn't an easy decision.
And neither should having a kid in the first place.
I do truly believe in my heart of hearts that adopting when you are in a position to have a kid with your significant other is, in a way, heroic, and I think the people willing to go through the process recognize it as much.
>Is there a stigma though?
In the extremely rare instance that adoption was actually brought up in casual conversation, in every single one I heard the terms "secondhand" and "someone else's kid". Foster care and adoption is an invisible issue (in the US anyway) and can be more easily swept under the rug than something like homelessness.
Tangentially related, roughly 50% of homeless people have been through foster care.

>>280867779
>There isn't much the government can do
Put more funding into public education.

>>280802784
Those aren't the Mitsudomoe girls...

>>280822820
NOOOO THE GIANT CRT

>>280854276
Yotsuba betrayed Milo...

>>280867963
it digivolved, don't worry

>>280840265
Ebi is for Takeru.

>>280867799
It isn't. Most do think hard before having a kid. Accidents happen and some don't follow through with their commitment but that doesn't mean people don't consider their position before trying to have a kid.
>in every single one I heard the terms "secondhand" and "someone else's kid"
Does that translate into bad treatment IRL? People will speak their mind in private or even in public conversation. But what ultimately matters is their actions towards others.
I don't think things are perfect nor can't be improved. But I think the procedures made to go through adoption are necessary. Comparing it to having kids is inaccurate.

>>280854265
holy sassy

>>280867977
well turn it back.

>>280867817
We were talking about regulation, not about general measures to decrease births.

Yotsuminasai