>Be me
>US Military official living in Japan
>Arrested development, childish tendencies, coping with empty sex, caffiene and nicotine
>Home littered with cans because I can't function without my perfectly legal brain-stunting caffiene fix
>Drive a kickass classic car, but it keeps getting wrecked by uncontrollable circumstances
>Date a girl a few years my junior
>Hate my job but they just keep fucking promoting me
>MFW I've become Misato