Why does /a/ hate MCs non-spaghette so much?

>>280870883 (OP)
>MCs non-spaghette
What does that even mean?
MCs that don't get flaccid when they are wet?

>>280871461
How can you not manage to keep it up when you get wet? Isn't masturbating in the shower one of the most basic guy things?

>>280871676
The average anime fan in 2025 thinks this is "aura"

>>280871725
i've never done that, feel like it's a waste of water

He is too capable, it is confusing and frightening.

>>280871676
は…はやいっ!!!

>>280871778
Why would you run the water when you're masturbating in the shower? Surely you don't soap up with the water running too?

>>280871776
you haven't left your room in 2025 years

>>280870883 (OP)
you posted a spaghetti mc
>>280871676
thread ends here

>>280872477
the spaghetti is supposed to be metaphorical and not literally refer to characters who serve you delicious spaghetti

>>280870883 (OP)
It insists upon itself.

>>280871725
I usually just piss and shit in the shower, saves time when I do it all at once

>>280870883 (OP)
Forgot this was airing. Is the little sister dead?

The difficulty in writing male leads is that you have to strike a balance to avoid alienating half of your potential fanbase. A lot of people would refuse to engage with the story if the male lead was forward and bold and generally red-blooded, because they'd be totally unable to relate to that due to being shy and timid in their teen years. Likewise, if you write your male lead to be hopelessly awkward and unable to talk normally to girls, you'll alienate people who can't relate to being such a loser. Really, you should understand ale leads in this genre to be self-inserts in bad disguises. They aren't generally compelling or fleshed-out characters in their own right - the rom-com you like best will usually be the one where the protagonist is most similar to yourself as a young man.

>>280875171
Panda-imouto is both dead and not dead.

>>280875678
Schrödinger imouto

>>280874147
you jest but you know that the kind of otaku who rages at Kazuya but apologizes for Warmwater-kun does this unironically

>>280876694
>Warmwater-kun
Who is that?

>>280870883 (OP)
This gotta be the most wish fulfilment MC ever created, even the worst isekai you can think of has a more realistic MC.