Kaiji would beat goku - /a/ (#281170509) [Archived: 431 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:33:31 PM No.281170509
kaiji watchitNOW
kaiji watchitNOW
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At majong

Discuss
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:34:37 PM No.281170538
Yeah I agree
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:42:34 PM No.281170792
>>281170509 (OP)
Tardku does have the ability to read minds but never uses it
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:44:01 PM No.281170830
>>281170509 (OP)
Can Goku play mahjong? Can he play anything that requires a brain?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:48:01 PM No.281170970
f2rxnlz5wdp51
f2rxnlz5wdp51
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Goku can read minds so I'm pretty sure he could easily win any game involving hidden information.

Maybe he wouldn't want to cheat, tho.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:16:36 PM No.281171854
>>281170970
>>281170792
at least half of kaijis opponents have this ability and he beats them anyways
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:25:54 PM No.281172115
187637816378
187637816378
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Could Kaiji beat Lulu if he wore shades?
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:27:51 PM No.281172164
>>281172115
So it would seem, so it would seem
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:30:07 PM No.281172228
>>281172115
https://youtu.be/cG0p7AvD780?list=RDcG0p7AvD780 kaijis theme song is cooler so yes
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:50:43 PM No.281172842
1741155848891950
1741155848891950
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Akagi would defeat Goku in a fight
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:51:21 PM No.281172865
>>281170830
If he had the time to understand everything about mahjong, I think he would be able to play it. If we take that anime filler moment of him managing to solve Tao Pai Pai's puzzle within a day, then he could probably understand how to play mahjong
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:54:41 PM No.281172976
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1729523213586939
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>>281170830
I don't know if Goku is a VERY patient man but he's not impatient either, much less than Vegeta for instance.

Even the manga showed him being quite chill
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:57:44 PM No.281173060
>>281172115
Imagine Kaiji as commander of an army. Holy based!
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:00:55 PM No.281173159
>>281170509 (OP)
Mahjong fiction has more asspulls, plot armor and powerlevel nonsense than any shonen battle manga.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:01:50 PM No.281173176
>>281173060
No one would listen to him unless they personally knew him.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:05:04 PM No.281173275
>>281173159
And yet Akagi's yaku are pretty common and mediocre if you look at the numbers!
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:05:33 PM No.281173286
>>281173176
No, they would listen to him but they'd all be dregs
It's like the kaiji phenomenon
Would read that manga
Replies: >>281173421
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:10:14 PM No.281173421
>>281173286
Why would they listen to him compared to Lelouch? Not being a dick just wondering because usually people listened to Kaiji after either he proved himself right or they screwed up too much. Meanwhile Lulu is a prince.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:13:17 PM No.281173500
>>281172115
Lelouch would discard any dora in his starting hand because "the king must lead the way"
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:13:22 PM No.281173505
>>281170792
>Tardku
Not canon, Goku was only dumb as a kid in real Dragonball
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 10:13:30 PM No.281173512
>>281173421
People listen to Kaiji because he's one of them, and usually they listen immediately, if they don't listen to kaiji it's because their human instincts are being manipulated, of course Kaiji then gets stabbed in the back because he trusts humanity more than human instinct
But realistically people are more likely to listen to Kaiji than lulu in my opinion, Lelouche talks down to people too much and it makes him less charismatic without the positions he puts himself in, he relies on his heirarchy, which is not how Kaiji would operate at all
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:28:07 PM No.281175824
>>281173176
Have you actually seen Kaiji? Drawing other people to him is something he does consistently every arc, he's never alone and he pretty much single handedly convinced everyone to throw their lives away with his speech on the Brave Man Road.
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Anonymous
8/3/2025, 11:34:01 PM No.281175989
>>281175824
>Mfw the best kaiji arc is a pachinko exclusive
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:33:36 AM No.281177547
>>281175989
>pachinko exclusive
These words shouldn't be uttered in that proximity. Yet, such is the bitter truth...
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:00:33 AM No.281178102
>>281175824

He convinced the 45ers to go along with a plan to get HIM released so he could try to win enough money to get them all free.
He also convinced the losers from brave men road to help him beat both tonegawa and hyoudo.
He convinced a random person to go along with his plan in janken on the espoir.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:06:25 AM No.281178240
SaikyōDensetsuKurosawaVol1
SaikyōDensetsuKurosawaVol1
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>Ywn see 17-Steps Mahjong Arc (Unless you play Pachinko)
>Ywn see Rescue Game animated
>Ywn see One Poker animated (Probably a good thing)
>Ywn see the 2.4-

Actually idk if I would want to watch the rest of Kaiji animated now that I think about it. What if they animated Kurosawa instead?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:08:36 AM No.281178297
dumbkaiji
dumbkaiji
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>>281170509 (OP)
I genuinely doubt it. Kaiji is an idiot who only gets good ideas when he's backed into a corner. He's a survivor, not a thriver.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:09:51 AM No.281178323
>>281173275
the ability to get into tenpai first AND have the leeway to build your hand around someone else's discards is already OP enough
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:11:44 AM No.281178368
>>281178240
>>Ywn see Rescue Game animated
>>Ywn see One Poker animated (Probably a good thing)
bait
Replies: >>281178845
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:11:58 AM No.281178374
>>281178240
Kurosawa deserves the animation but I wonder if it has the popularity to get it, I think it's been slept on largely
>>281178297
Kaiji is no idiot, he's just unmotivated
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:12:59 AM No.281178392
>>281178240
One poker has been partially animated for pachinko as well if I recall correctly
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:28 AM No.281178399
akagi_moron
akagi_moron
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>>281178240
>What if they animated Kurosawa instead?
I'd be down for that.
>>281178297
But if he has no good ideas because he doesn't have his back against the wall, he will start losing. And losing is what gets him in a bind, which in turn makes him play seriously again.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:13:39 AM No.281178404
>>281178240
>Actually idk if I would want to watch the rest of Kaiji animated now that I think about it
What's wrong with it ?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:14:35 AM No.281178426
after death
after death
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>>281178399
>And losing is what gets him in a bind, which in turn makes him play seriously again.
it would have to be a high stakes game
if it's a casual match then he'd just lose
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:15:35 AM No.281178445
>>281178426
True. The OP doesn't specify, so it'd depend on that.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:18:27 AM No.281178513
>>281178426
His ability is literally getting critically lucky when down on HP like he's some Pokémon with ability to boost damage in a pinch, lmao.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:20:18 AM No.281178556
kaijitank
kaijitank
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>>281178426
>Playing over the dragonballs
>Xeno wants to destroy kaijiverse or something because hyodo did something
>Hyodo bets that if they beat people at majong the universe doesnt implode or something
>kaijiverse vs the strongest in the universe, or something

>>281178445
does this do? It started as a funpost and this is the best my retarded brain can do

>>281178513
Farfetch'd, with stick
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:21:44 AM No.281178576
>>281178556
Oh no. Now I want it to happen.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:22:31 AM No.281178593
>>281178556
> Farfetch'd with stick.
Nobody meme this with Kaiji, its going to become wild if it happens.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:27:06 AM No.281178688
>>281178593
Kurosawa is shuckle
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:30:04 AM No.281178745
>>281178240

I dont want them to animate this, it will break many people.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:34:16 AM No.281178831
>>281178745
I feel like it will help a lot of people too, Kurosawa (and kaiji desu) are things that help people who have been through a lot get their shit together, for me, Kaiji is the direct reason I went from homeless at 21 to owning multiple properties at 30
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:34:54 AM No.281178845
>>281178368
>>281178404
The bog is already a zoomer filter the likes of which cant be beaten. One poker would give anyone under the age of 30 an aneurysm.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:49:24 AM No.281179059
>>281178831
Did you choose to stake your life on a cruise ship?
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:51:35 AM No.281179094
>>281179059
Disowned my family, started a youtube channel and moved to another country (without legal status)
Not exactly the same, Kaiji is cooler
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:53:40 AM No.281179131
>>281179094
Through Youtube, of all things? Huh.
Well, either way. Godspeed, anon.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:11:32 AM No.281179437
>>281178845
Tbdesu, it's a mystery to me how you can enjoy this show while hating the bog. That arc is the culmination of Kaiji
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:13:42 AM No.281179479
>>281179437
Its because he's fighting the machine more than he's fighting the person, it's a really good arc but it's more focused on the psychology of kaiji and his gambling addict friend than it is on the opponent, in fact I'd say that the opponent being truly soulless is what makes the bog so terrifying to fight as kaiji
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:17:07 AM No.281179541
>>281179479
Only boomers would find it entertaining to watch a slot machine duel. Lets be honest every other part had interesting psychological duels to them, that's just about spamming the shit so hard it loses.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:22:09 AM No.281179636
>>281179541
Ah yeah it is and that's why it's unpopular
But on the other hand right, put yourself in kaijis shoes, you have to sit there and piss away your lifeline down to the last fucking hair, against a machine that never loses, you have the prettyboy Ichijo taunting kaiji the entire time, and there is a backdrop of addiction with Sakazaki losing it all barefoot with the machine

I think it's a very good arc personally, but I agree that it's not what people come to kaiji for and it makes sense that it's an unpopular arc
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:25:09 AM No.281179703
>>281179636
It would be akin to watching a gambling addict livestreaming pissing their life savings on a gacha character. Its not entertaining.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:25:59 AM No.281179723
>>281179703
If you can't at least understand it after my description then kaiji is not for you lmao
Replies: >>281179771
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:28:36 AM No.281179771
>>281179723
I've literally watched kaiji so you are not talking down on anyone here but showcasing how up your asshole pretentious that arc and its fans are, its a fucking meme at a best. Anime might not be for you senile fart.
Replies: >>281179807
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:30:01 AM No.281179807
>>281179771
>I watched something I dont like but others do and now I am mad, how could this be happening to me
Why don't you go to a thread that makes you happy anon
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:32:13 AM No.281179848
>>281179807
Why don't you keep your shit opinions up your ass without posting them everywhere like you own the only legitimate opinion? You don't. You literally stated why people don't like it and its legitimate critique, you just dug your own grave after you stated if you don't like certain actually bad parts of the series that you aren't a kaiji fan, jokes on you I've even read the manga even Akagi, you got nothing but brainrot and damage from drinking and weed smoking probably lmao.
Replies: >>281179892
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:34:25 AM No.281179892
>>281179848
Yeah, if you can't even understand the psychological element then Kaiji probably isn't for you, why don't you go to a thread that makes you happy if this upsets you so much
Replies: >>281179996
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:37:50 AM No.281179952
>>281170509 (OP)
Kaiji wouldn't win, he'd get fucked over by luck at the last minute while Goku would bemoan that he has no sets then reveal kokushi.
Replies: >>281180146
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:40:16 AM No.281179996
>>281179892
> Implying things I never stated.
I can understand them, that part is just fucking boring and dragged out for far too long. You are a retard high on copium, kill yourself, do the world a favor.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:46:51 AM No.281180120
disgust2
disgust2
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281179996
>Having to repeat myself for a loser here to be mad
The internet was a mistake
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:48:07 AM No.281180146
>>281179952
It'd be really funny to see Kaiji try and get a read on an actual retard like Goku
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:48:14 AM No.281180148
>>281180120
> So mad has to post without quoting directly.
Yep go fuck yourself chang.
Replies: >>281180225
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:49:18 AM No.281180166
>>281180120
> Posts anime girl in kaiji thread because they lost the argument after trying to one up and always beat down the user.
You were molested as a kid, you were bullied as a kid, you should be beaten up as an adult to a crippled state so you won't ever be seen online ever again retard faggot.
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:49:36 AM No.281180178
its still funny to me how opinions on the bog are so polarizing
anons either hate it or love it, no inbetween
Replies: >>281180211 >>281180225
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:51:10 AM No.281180211
>>281180178
It seems the people who love the bog are mentally ill trannies who can't just leave it at it being a slug of an arc without much merit to it that could've been played out in a much better paced way. Its literally just watching paint dry.
Replies: >>281180311
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:51:51 AM No.281180225
>>281180148
>>281180166
Samefag
>>281180178
I mean it makes sense, it's just very different to other Kaiji arcs, this guy is clearly just a troll though
Replies: >>281180257
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:53:11 AM No.281180252
>>281170970
>toriyama lazily skips a scene where they explain what's going on to Goku, it becomes retarded chimpanzee powerscaler canon
Replies: >>281180287
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:53:20 AM No.281180257
>>281180225
> Samefag.
Yeah you are a newfag zoomer who doesn't understand what a Samefag is, samefag is when you are posting to yourself pretending to be someone else. LOL, get the fuck out of internet retard.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:54:48 AM No.281180287
>>281180252
Isn't it great how half of the best things in DBZ are just Toriyama saving time, he really was blessed with laziness
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:55:15 AM No.281180295
When the fuck is this coming off hiatus? Nikaido is good but I need my Kaiji fix
Replies: >>281180350
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:55:48 AM No.281180311
>>281180211
You sound more unhinged than that other anon
take a chill pill bro
Replies: >>281180393
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:57:39 AM No.281180350
>>281180295
Anon, the anime is almost up to date with the manga, it is just UNIRONICALLY a pachinko exclusive
As in, season 3 exists right now as animations on pachinko machines
Replies: >>281180424
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 2:59:14 AM No.281180393
>>281180311
I don't need to, this is 4chan, trannies aren't welcome to shit up on their stupid opinions, lurk more bitch. Take your estrogen, lmao.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:00:21 AM No.281180424
>>281180350
I wasn't talking about the anime, the manga itself has been on hiatus for 2 years
Replies: >>281180466
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:01:03 AM No.281180443
>>281172976
Turtle guy casually grabs ass, nice
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:01:50 AM No.281180466
281180393
Posters like you are why I hate jews, because you just know, it's always a jew behind it, every single time

>>281180424
Ah, I haven't finished the manga, my headcannon is that akagi shows up as the final boss though
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Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:02:42 AM No.281180494
>>281180466
> Chinese under 25 year old user calling anything jew, so mad, raging and having a meltie unable to even quote thinking their zoomer opinion is worth shit.
LOOOOOL

GET A WHOLE LOAD OF THIS FUCKING FAGGOT!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:17:49 AM No.281180834
>>281178556
>>281178688
What would Akagi be?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:24:41 AM No.281180947
>>281180120
dam u made the kid have a meltdown
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:44:23 AM No.281181381
ah man i want to fuck kaiji so bad