Can he do it?

Can he find me a wife?

>>281197829 (OP)
Unfortunately, my problems cannot be solved with any of Takopi's items.

>>281197829 (OP)
I would use the transformation palette to turn into a girl

>>281197829 (OP)
This show is good, I like the detailed 2D backgrounds.

>>281197829 (OP)
Some takoyaki would cheer me up

I need that nendoroid

>can turn to a girl of my choosing
Yes.

>>281198198
There's got to be a manga where MC's best bro can turn into a girl on a whim but they come to the realization that it's still pretty gay

>>281198158
ok

>>281197829 (OP)
Ngl, he'll probably annoy the shit out of me

noh

>>281198336
There's an anime of this and the guy ends up fucking his friend's male form too. It's arguably less gay when he's a female.

>>281197829 (OP)
Yeah, some of his gadgets are cool if I keep them

is there a Marina figure

>>281197829 (OP)
Takopii onahole will certainly cheer me up

>>281197829 (OP)
Takopi is my problem

>>281197829 (OP)
I love this little guy like you wouldn't believe, he didn't deserve all that bros

>>281199437
Same. I hope takopi simply survived the end and made it home to planet happy. Sure, he’ll probably be scolded by his mother but she loves him and would want to see him again

>>281197829 (OP)
Of course, I'm not a badly written character.

I think having a cute little octopus alien trying his best to make me happy would be enough to brighten my day. It’s the sentiment alone that would cheer me up

>>281197829 (OP)
can he give me sexual relief?

>>281197829 (OP)
Yes!
Let's kill some underage whores :D

>>281200767
Yes but that would be gay

>>281197829 (OP)
Yes. A hug from Takopii would be enough to cheer me up.

>>281197829 (OP)
Depends if it's impregnable

>>281197829 (OP)
I would be thankful if he killed my enemies.

>>281197829 (OP)
I would ask him to transform into Marina-pi

>>281197982
>>281198198
>>281198336
>>281199276
>>281200767
>>281200900
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>>281201909
Degenerates

i would dropkick this nigga back to his home planet

>>281202757
Why? What did he do wrong?

>>281197829 (OP)
The mere fact that he'd want to help me would already make me very happy. I like the little guy.

Dick goes in octohole.

>>281203366
This

>>281202711
I will keep him away from this degenerates.

>>281200713
Literally me on the right

I would get Takopi drunk to see what happens

yes but i dont deserve to be graced of such a pure existence as takopi

>>281197829 (OP)
He'd have to turn himself in for murder to cheer me up

>>281203983
It was a genuine accident

>>281204457
Just because he didn't know that punching children really hard kills them doesn't make it an accident

>>281204533
He didn't punch them

>>281204533
Easy self defense case

>>281203907
This

>>281203872
He’d probably get happier

>>281197829 (OP)
He makes the woman I love, love me back.

>>281197829 (OP)
Can he find me a gf? Or make me extremely beautiful?
If not, no.

>>281197829 (OP)
I would say to him:
>takopi, you are a beautiful and kind crature, thank you for wanting to help. Your kindness already cheers me up so much.
>please, go help someone who needs it more than me.
>but please, also take care of yourself. this world is rough and scary, not everyone is as kind as you.
>thank you so much for everything. best wishes to you and to whoever you are set to help.

>>281197829 (OP) (OP)
I would say to him:
>Takopi, you are a beautiful and kind creature, thank you for wanting to help. Your kindness already cheers me up so much.
>please, go help someone who needs it more than me.
>but please, also take care of yourself. this world is rough and scary, not everyone is as kind as you. Most are mot.
>thank you so much for everything. best wishes to you and to whoever you are set to help.

>>281197829 (OP)
No need. I've already got a simplistic imaginary friend voice in my head to keep me motivated and think things through when I'm feeling alone or overwhelmed.
And real family and friends to do it with too, just the imaginary voice is more of a thing that got me through hard times when I was younger like how Takopi ended up in the ending.

I'd ask what he wants. I would listen to him. That's what no one ever did.

>>281209137
This. The world is too cruel for someone as pure as takopi

>>281203872
I wouldn't mess with his brain. He's already got memory problems.

>>281197829 (OP)
I will conquer the world with his happy gadget and he will make me a very very very happy anon.

>>281197982
If you could be any 2D waifu with the palette, or permanently, which one would you be?

>>281197829 (OP)
What if I just want Takopi to be happy?

>>281210069
Then you go with him back to Planet Happi where mamma tentacle will remove your memories and convert you into a native citizen of planet happy. A happian!

>>281209419
All he wants is to spread happiness to others. He really is a pure boy.

>>281205467
Ok, why are you running from justice then, go to court

>>281202711
I never specified anything sexual, I'm fine with having him as my fake daughter or son, he's the kind of kid that would make your life happier with just his presence

>>281197829 (OP)
coughs