Anonymous
8/5/2025, 6:15:51 PM No.281219297
Have you ever considered the ramifications of your porn collection? Of course, it seems fine now. But let's be real: at some point, most anons will die. It's the inescapable terror of time.
So... one day, your family will get their hands on your collection.
And sure, if it's only 1 MB, they'll say you downloaded it by accident forgot to delete it.
At 1 GB, they'll say you succumbed to a passing fancy, and left it on your drive as a solemn reminder of your human weakness. Your parents will confidently claim that they know you, and that you were never attracted to [girls].
At 1 TB, they won't be able to avoid acknowledging that perhaps you kept in your heart a soft spot for [girls]. "A healthy sex drive," your uncle might say, only to be stared down by everybody else.
But at one EB, they won't be able to deny that thoughts of [girls] must have occupied a great deal of your time.
But what if it's creepier than that? What if it's not just an EB of porn, but an EB of well-organized porn, easily searchable by any relevant keyword?
Somebody might still try to make the claim that you weren't interested in the porn, but really only in the filing system.
But that's when they find that you also wrote a review for each and every single item, often making references to specific parts of the female anatomy.
Somebody—and no one will later be able to find out who—will comment that it's all just old and mainstream shit, so "what's the big deal?"
And that will be the starting signal for the family fight.
Your parents will divorce over it.
Your little sister will inherit your porn collection, arguably the only thing of value you've left behind.
So... one day, your family will get their hands on your collection.
And sure, if it's only 1 MB, they'll say you downloaded it by accident forgot to delete it.
At 1 GB, they'll say you succumbed to a passing fancy, and left it on your drive as a solemn reminder of your human weakness. Your parents will confidently claim that they know you, and that you were never attracted to [girls].
At 1 TB, they won't be able to avoid acknowledging that perhaps you kept in your heart a soft spot for [girls]. "A healthy sex drive," your uncle might say, only to be stared down by everybody else.
But at one EB, they won't be able to deny that thoughts of [girls] must have occupied a great deal of your time.
But what if it's creepier than that? What if it's not just an EB of porn, but an EB of well-organized porn, easily searchable by any relevant keyword?
Somebody might still try to make the claim that you weren't interested in the porn, but really only in the filing system.
But that's when they find that you also wrote a review for each and every single item, often making references to specific parts of the female anatomy.
Somebody—and no one will later be able to find out who—will comment that it's all just old and mainstream shit, so "what's the big deal?"
And that will be the starting signal for the family fight.
Your parents will divorce over it.
Your little sister will inherit your porn collection, arguably the only thing of value you've left behind.
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