Thread 281299273 - /a/ [Archived: 111 hours ago]

Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:02 PM No.281299273
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So you’re telling me

>The tall, handsome desert bandit with the cool scars and marketable plushie sidekick is the joke character, and the autistic monkey boy with the stupid haircut is the hero?

>Desert bandit’s girlfriend dumps him for a mass murderer half his height with a receding hairline, and monkey boy’s wife stays loyal to him even after he’s been literally dead for seven years?

>Desert bandit becomes a star baseball player, but because this isn’t a baseball anime it doesn’t matter?

>Desert bandit meets a cute alien girl who wants to marry him, but can’t because she won’t be legal on her planet for a thousand years? Literally the only time a girl aging slower than humans has EVER been an actual problem in an anime.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:48:19 PM No.281299363
Get back to training Yamcha, you spent more time posting like this than working out and now Krillin's ahead of you.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:50:07 PM No.281299412
>>281299273 (OP)
Yeah, Yamcha is a joke character on purpose. He never had real fans to begin with. Only those who pitied him because of online memes. Bulma only dumped him because he cheated on her as well
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:56:24 PM No.281299569
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>>281299273 (OP)
kek why is pan such a useless character LOL
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:57:27 PM No.281299596
Yeah, that was probably really weird at the time, but now every protagonist is Goku.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:36:38 PM No.281302031
>>281299412
Yamaha had fans. He even had his own theme song back when he was a serious character.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 9:43:03 PM No.281302199
>>281299273 (OP)
It’s very simple. Might makes right. Goku is the strongest, so Chichi will never leave him. Yamcha is embarrassing, and Vegeta is second place only to Goku, who’s taken, so of course Bulma goes for him.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:22:02 PM No.281303188
>>281299569
Pan solos Frieza thoughbeit.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:39:54 PM No.281303632
>>281299412
Except that completely makes no sense given Yamcha's character in Dragon Ball as it seems you clearly didn't watch it, but you watched Z and bought future Bulma's word on Yamcha being unfaithful when really for anyone with any sense will realize Bulma is a unreliable narrator who likely told her son that because she was too at the time of their break-up emotionally immature as we even see this highlighted back then on her being irrational when Yamcha had fangirls who wanted to see him as he has no control over that and if she had waited and listened to what Yamcha was about to say about her despite all of her faults he was about to say he still loves her when both Puar and Oolong were on his side on Bulma being unfair to him (in fact for the latter basically he had Bulma pegged on being too insecure). Bulma's too proud to admit she's wrong.

Let's be real the only reason Bulma ended up with Vegeta was because of the latter's popularity when he was suppose to stay dead and he had to pair him up with someone to make for a redemption but also given Trunks being part saiyan as if it had been Yamcha's son it just wouldn't have made sense for power scaling for the android threat.

Toriyama making Yamcha out as a player makes no sense with context established and given his fear of women which only started to go down by being with Bulma. If anything, the only reason why Yamcha would have been going to date multiple women was only after the breakup to fill the void given his first love broke his heart.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:52:02 PM No.281303924
>>281302031
Was he ever a “serious” character? He was just as silly and jobbed as much as any other character. The most embarrassing thing to happen to him was bulma breaking up with him for vegeta. He mostly just got less screen time as it went on.
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Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:39:05 PM No.281305082
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>>281299273 (OP)
I think Yamcha is cool, but I'm also a loser
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 11:47:01 PM No.281305268
Imagine if Dragon Ball were a current manga, the tears of the GokuxBulma shippers when Goku marries an irrelevant character would be very funny, or when it was revealed that Goku was an alien and there would be people calling it an asspull
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:01:55 AM No.281306870
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>>281303188
nope!
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:25:53 AM No.281307431
>>281303924
Here’s his theme song:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8kr7BKP5amM&pp=ygUOd29sZiBodXJyaWNhbmXSBwkJ_wCjtWo3m0M%3D
You be the judge of whether they took him seriously or not when they wrote this.
Anonymous
8/9/2025, 1:59:29 AM No.281308080
He was absolutely taken seriously, he just had the misfortune of being the very first major rival character in the series, so he kept being used as a benchmark to show how threatening other characters were and never really got any impressive wins himself.

Deebeezee burgertards will never understand this.