Anonymous
8/8/2025, 7:44:02 PM No.281299273
So you’re telling me
>The tall, handsome desert bandit with the cool scars and marketable plushie sidekick is the joke character, and the autistic monkey boy with the stupid haircut is the hero?
>Desert bandit’s girlfriend dumps him for a mass murderer half his height with a receding hairline, and monkey boy’s wife stays loyal to him even after he’s been literally dead for seven years?
>Desert bandit becomes a star baseball player, but because this isn’t a baseball anime it doesn’t matter?
>Desert bandit meets a cute alien girl who wants to marry him, but can’t because she won’t be legal on her planet for a thousand years? Literally the only time a girl aging slower than humans has EVER been an actual problem in an anime.
>The tall, handsome desert bandit with the cool scars and marketable plushie sidekick is the joke character, and the autistic monkey boy with the stupid haircut is the hero?
>Desert bandit’s girlfriend dumps him for a mass murderer half his height with a receding hairline, and monkey boy’s wife stays loyal to him even after he’s been literally dead for seven years?
>Desert bandit becomes a star baseball player, but because this isn’t a baseball anime it doesn’t matter?
>Desert bandit meets a cute alien girl who wants to marry him, but can’t because she won’t be legal on her planet for a thousand years? Literally the only time a girl aging slower than humans has EVER been an actual problem in an anime.
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