Thread 281621725

>late millennial is considered being a old hag now
How times have changed

>>281621725 (OP)
if you are below 30 you're a zoomer

she's only slightly younger than the detective, and the detective is a millennial and considered an old fuck ojisan. she's in her 30's, not 20-something.

>late-millennial
>20s
That's zoomer. Late millennials are in their 40s.

late zoomers are hags too

It's so over, I'm an unc now
And not once have I kissed a girl or held a girls hand. Brutal

>>281621725 (OP)
Does that mean I'm an ojisan now?

Certified oji here, can confirm Millennial women are all old now because none of them appeal to me anymore. Shame zoomer women are obnoxious and culturally unappealing. You can't help feeling bed for pedophiles too, because it has to be the worst time in history to be one when the kids are all scrolling themselves retarded.

>>281621725 (OP)
early zoomers are almost wizards already anon
the time marches on waiting for noone

>>281622996
Time to become an ugly/fat bastard, those guys get whatever they want be it lonely housewives/MILFs, lonely JKs, sporty tomboys, JCs or even JSs.

30' and watching lolidols

>>281621725 (OP)
early zoomers are almost 30

>>281625428
I did the math and if I had knocked up my first girlfriend when I lost my virginity and our child was a total failure and became a teen parent too then I'd actually be old enough to be Haru's grandpa with benefits