Thread 282193514

What is the final verdict on Lady Tsuande?

A character which Narutards pretend is the hottest in existence but is in fact completely mediocre because they've never watched anything else.

Naruto should have married her.

>>282193651
Would you still fuck her?

>>282193514 (OP)
I don't care about her

>>282193679
yes you do

>>282193514 (OP)
She's really hot in that first sannin arc but then she gets an office job and loses most of her personality. Her teenage form is probably the sexiest girl in the series.

>>282194048
What does her breast milk taste like?

>>282193514 (OP)
Hinata, Ino; hell even Mei are sexier.

>>282193651
She's a MILF Blonde with huge tits. what do you want more?

>>282194060
Walnut and butter

>>282194206
>huge
Medium at best, you don't watch any other anime.

>>282193651
tell me what should I be watching?
I find Tsunade mega hot despite watching 300 or so series

>>282194060
Booze and empty wallets

>>282193651
I've never watched naruto and never will. But I fap to Tsunade all the fucking time, shes hot as hell.

>>282193514 (OP)
She understands her value and knows how to increase her worth. Like a good woman.

>>282193514 (OP)
My highest earning prostitute for anons

>>282193514 (OP)
Something changed in me when she was introduced. I was a simple kid that thought Hinata was cute before Tsunade came along and made me fall in love with busty sexy hags. She's far from the first of her type but this character was kind of an important sex symbol for me.

She is a prime example of character assassination. Someone built up to be a legendary fighter who is the strongest woman in the world. Only to go down every fight she is ever put in. Her biggest contribution was minimizing casualties during the village being nuked, but unable to stop it from happening.
Her being bodied by all of all people Kabuto was so insulting.

>>282193514 (OP)
hag that needs to be plapped daily

>>282193514 (OP)
She cucks Jiraiy*

>>282193514 (OP)
She should have been /ss/ing the village boys.

>>282196562
Konohamaru and his nerd friend
And that girl that hangs out with them too

Best artist of Tsunade

>>282195989
that is pretty funny desu
my dick doesn't care tho

I've never watched filler hell, are there Tsunade focused arcs?

>>282194965
>was a simple kid that thought Hinata was cute before Tsunade came along and made me fall in love with busty sexy hags
Did chapter 700 Hinata do anything for you then?

>>282195989
Yeah, it's pretty dismal how hard she got screwed over. I still like Tsuna though

>>282197202
>Gyaru Tsunade refuses to become hokage but still takes Sakura to train
>after the skip Sakura is a gyaru who really might just rape Sasuke to force him to settle down
>Gyaru Shizune

>>282196862
The shit we had to make do with before AI.

>>282198252
We also had some great doujins AI-shill.

>>282198252
kill yourself, holy shit
So tired of you people
AI is the equivalent of fast food slop

>>282193514 (OP)
old hag

>>282196862
I disagree unfortunately his last Tsunade set is like 18 years old but this is new

>>282193664
This.

>>282193514 (OP)
Sad that she was in this pussy ass series. Lorewise Tsunade was supposed to be a really easy lay, how come nobody ever scored with her?

>>282193514 (OP)
Never read/watched Naruto, but Tsunade is quite fappable

>>282193514 (OP)
Im in love with this hag, i want to fix her chronic loneliness induced alcoholism with the love and womb shattering mating press she desperately craves and make her revert to her repressed younger needy self when we are alone to make up for those years of escapism.

>>282198252
What a horrific thing to say. Hand drawn lewds are much better than AI

>>282198252
I will always take crappy ms paint doodles over the highest quality ai.

>>282193514 (OP)
Naruto should have been her apprentice. A meric Naruto with shadow clones could heal the entire battle fiend at once + busted regen stacked on top of busted regen + his clones would hit like a truck + becoming Saitama if he used her strenth of a hundred seal.

Think about it, Naruto had near infinite chakra, if he got his control down and stored even a tiny portion of his daily output everyday he'd have a gargantuan amount, He would kill Madara with punches alone.

In the end after being her apprentice, he would fuck her and then marry and impregnate her, securing his legacy by having strong senju + uzumaki kids again.

Kishi is such a cuck for not making this happen

Tsunade is Naruto's grandmother and he should breed her.

>>282196862
For me it's Iwao or Sian

>>282193651
She got tired, so the illusion wore off and her real, hag form came out.

My first teenage love!

>>282193514 (OP)

In which scenario do you think Tsunade would let Naruto touch her tits?
Round 1:
>Naruto saved Tsunade from Kabuto and wants to touch her boobs as a reward instead of the amulet.
Round 2:
>Naruto is depressed after failing to save Sasuke and tells Tsunade that the only thing that can help him is her boobs.
Round 3:
>Naruto is depressed after Jiraya's death and goes to Tsunade's house to talk to her. He keeps looking at her breasts and finally tells her that they are the only thing that can help him and that he must be prepared for Pain.
Round 4:
>Tsunade has woken up from her coma, and Naruto tells her that he wants a reward for saving Konoha and killing Pain. He also tells her about Minato.
Round 5:
>Naruto has just saved the world from Madara and Kaguya and tells Tsunade that he wants to grope her tits.

Extra question: In which scenario would Tsunade agree to give him more than just her breasts?

>>282193651
You don't need to be a Narutard to think that as she has some of the best fanart out of all the narudo girls.

>>282193514 (OP)
Kakashi victim

>>282193664
>>282200228
what would their married life be like?

Was never once a 10/10 for me even as a kid due to the fact she's really a decrepit old hag

>>282193514 (OP)
kill yourself narutard

>>282205366
that's what makes her hot
start liking old hags

>>282205656
I did when I was 11

>>282194048
True.
She should've stayed as a drunk hag that ruins the village with her gambling addiction and perpetually horrible decisions (would explain a bunch of retarded things that happen within the story in a fitting way).
Also her nails should've been black.

>>282205792
>spoiler
Holy fuck, you're so right.

>>282193664
This

>>282193514 (OP)
She forces Naruto to use sexy jutsu and go bathing with her.

She's a dumdumb

>>282193651
No she is pretty good but also a literal illusion. It cancels itself out.

>>282205366
>>282205656
I will start liking ancient old hags as long as they look like they're in their 20s at most

>>282193514 (OP)
GALLONS of semen have been spilled on her behalf. Definitely billions killed.

And it's impressive that she keeps going so strong popularity-wise for a non-protagonist character from a 25 year old manga/anime. She's second only to Hinata (THE textbook waifubait and perfect girl character) in number of...content.

>>282196585
Konohamaru for Temari only.

>>282207318
>Temari domming Konohamaru
hnngggg

>>282193514 (OP)
Why the hell has Adultruto not fucked her?

>>282195989
Kishit had no clue how strong his characters were supposed to be, Tsu should have blitz Kabuto and KO him with a finger poke to the head

Get her drunk and fuck her tits

>>282195989
>>282207586
Kabuto was supposed to be around on par with Kakashi. It's not unreasonable for a character like that to fuck up a kage-tier fighter who is having a nervous breakdown due to ptsd.

>>282207622
>not her pussy
Weak.
Impregnate the hag. Reignite her dead star, anon.

>>282193514 (OP)
Tsunade isn't even a female

>>282198567
>>282199000
>>282200740
>>282200786
The problem with that artist was that he could only draw one body again and again and again.

>>282207664
This
You can get your paizuri for the 9 months after you get her pregnant

>>282207664
This anon knows