Thread 283447028

Meanwhile in /a/ office...

I HATE NIGGERS

Why is the photocopier all slimy

>>283447028 (OP)
HR wants to see me again.
I bet it's a promotion!

this thread sucks

I heard the jannies still work for free.

tfw all the OLs are in Sales or Logistics

>comfy office setting
>not soul destroying stress and 'you are just a number' tier work environment

>ANON GET SOME PAPER FOR THE COPIER OUT OF THE SUPPLY CLOSET
open door
>PLAP PLAP PLAP SEMPAI GET PREGNANT SEMPAI GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
i just need a package of paper for the machine....

>>283447028 (OP)
>ywn tease the fat incel pedofile from IT who wears anime t-shirts on the job

"PC ROAD RETTER?" The fuck does that mean?

So anyway I photocopied pictures of my dick do you want one

boss says we're going out for drinks again tonight

yep, time to warm up a fish meal in the break room microwave

need senpai gf

>>283451692
>breaks

I don't want to go out for drinks after work...

>>283451736
Singing the company hymn will make you feel better anon

>>283451704
I'm eating it at my desk

Guise look what I can do!

>>283451736
That's not how you be a productive member of society™, Anon.

>>283451753
Why did they pick the ed of an obscure yaoi for their hymn?

>>283447028 (OP)
Where’s all the cute office ladies?

Ignore that dumb bitch
Come meet me on the hill and let's settle this matter like men

>>283447511
Good morning to you too, anon!
Off to another day of hard work, uh?

>>283451806
>*snaps picture*

>>283451701
>get dork gamer senpai gf
>BUT, you have to get a job

>>283451956
loser

>>283452080
*Unsheathes katana*

>>283447807
>Why is the photocopier all slimy
>>283451634
>So anyway I photocopied pictures of my dick do you want one
W-Wait a minute...
since when do we have a photocopier on this floor? I've been doing the stairs all this thime, fuck my life.

>>283452210
No need to stop now this one's busted
Fluids got in the machine

>>283452282
I'll have you know this printer is sperm-retardant.

>>283452292
We don't say that we say Special needs
So it can handle special needs sperm

Who designed OL uniforms to be so erotic and why?

Time for the weekly stand up meeting guys!

>>283448239
>they will have to clean the photocopier
>for free

>enthusiastic new hire
First day on the job!

Where is the office lady that looks like a kid?

>>283452798
Anon, that IS a kid. It's bring your kid to work day.

>>283452798
Under my desk, do you need her? She's kind of occupied

>>283447028 (OP)
>in /a/ office
comfy

Me at work.

>>283452907
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>>283452957
Cowboy Bebops at his computers