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Anonymous No.283447622 [Report] >>283447646 >>283447665 >>283447705 >>283447788 >>283448029 >>283448729 >>283448845 >>283448985 >>283449746 >>283450145
Now that it's been 9 years.
Did Love live's Honoka VA do JAV or not?
Anonymous No.283447635 [Report]
She could never do JAV. Her costars would die of her stinky farts.
Anonymous No.283447646 [Report]
>>283447622 (OP)
Yes also >>>/jp/
Anonymous No.283447665 [Report]
>>283447622 (OP)
Who fucking cares?
Anonymous No.283447667 [Report]
Seems plausible enough.
Who cares, though
Anonymous No.283447705 [Report] >>283447819 >>283447861 >>283447960 >>283449008 >>283449026 >>283449670
>>283447622 (OP)
Imagine being the yakuza in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Emitsun, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your fat body and horrific black nipples. I would totally have sex with you, both in this JAV and in real life." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be that yakuza and not only sit in that bed while Emi Nitta flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the mosaic censorship barely concealing her stretchmarks and greasy skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that sex. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking breath but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's THE CUTEST AMATEUR and DAMN, THIS GIRL HAS A GREAT SINGING VOICE because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her fat fucking michelin ass release gases in your dick you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of schoolgirls and supermodels and later dead-eyed naive country girls for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Okinawa. You've never even smelled anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste her breath as she forcefully shoves her tongue down your throat, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "rubenesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard eating karaage in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before your bosses could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're a fucking yakuza. You're not going to lose your future criminal career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
Anonymous No.283447772 [Report]
crashing love live with no survivors!
except for Yohane.
Anonymous No.283447788 [Report] >>283448082 >>283448294 >>283449822
>>283447622 (OP)
Those ear shapes look completely different.
And fucked up teeth is common in Japan
Anonymous No.283447819 [Report] >>283447835 >>283447880
>>283447705
Is this pasta because it's one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read on /a/
Anonymous No.283447835 [Report] >>283447883
>>283447819
Nope, all me.
Anonymous No.283447861 [Report]
>>283447705
it's a tough job but someone gotta do it. besides she doesnt seem THAT bad.
Anonymous No.283447880 [Report] >>283447894 >>283447899
>>283447819
It's a /tv/ pasta about Arnold getting a strip tease in some movie
Anonymous No.283447883 [Report]
>>283447835
I was already in stitches but "karaage" fucking killed me. Hardest I've laughed in weeks. Well done.
Anonymous No.283447894 [Report]
>>283447880
you're no fun
Anonymous No.283447899 [Report]
>>283447880
Fuck I was bamboozled. Oh well his edits are what really did it for me.
Anonymous No.283447947 [Report]
where is the white knight poster?
Anonymous No.283447960 [Report]
>>283447705
YABBA DABBA DOO
Anonymous No.283448029 [Report] >>283448270
>>283447622 (OP)
Code?
Anonymous No.283448082 [Report]
>>283447788
I wonder why
Anonymous No.283448270 [Report]
>>283448029
I know it ends with 183
Anonymous No.283448294 [Report] >>283448661 >>283448898 >>283449064 >>283449717
>>283447788
They are normal, American image issues just push for people to go into debt to straighten a few teeth.
Anonymous No.283448661 [Report]
>>283448294
Your diet plays a large role in how fucked up your teeth get. The jaw needs exercise too.
Anonymous No.283448729 [Report]
>>283447622 (OP)
The ears look completely different to me
Anonymous No.283448845 [Report]
>>283447622 (OP)
1 out of 25 japanese women work or have worked in the sex industry, how many Love Live girls there are?
Anonymous No.283448898 [Report] >>283448979
>>283448294
>American image issues
What are you, a feminist pushing for body positivity? lmao
Anonymous No.283448979 [Report] >>283449032
>>283448898
He's right.
Anonymous No.283448985 [Report] >>283448996
>>283447622 (OP)
What?
Anonymous No.283448996 [Report] >>283449016
>>283448985
Now that it's been 9 years.
Did Love live's Honoka VA do JAV or not?
Anonymous No.283449008 [Report] >>283449057
>>283447705
>boonies of Okinawa
this is the least believable part of this pasta. Okinawan chicks have ALL been ran through by Bob-san and Tyrone-san who were on shoreleave
the epidemic of Okinawan single mothers with half-American kids is so bad that the Okinawan government enacted laws to create curfews to keep the Americans away from them.
Anonymous No.283449016 [Report]
>>283448996
What?
Anonymous No.283449026 [Report]
>>283447705
this was worth the read
Anonymous No.283449032 [Report]
>>283448979
Retard. Where do you think you are? Anime is the Mount Everest of "image issues". We reject 3d because of their flaws.
Anonymous No.283449057 [Report]
>>283449008
Yeah the Okinawan chicks couldn't get enough of them
I hope we will build more bases right in the middle of Keihanshin and Tokyo metropolitan area
All of Japan should have access to American soldiers
Anonymous No.283449064 [Report] >>283449109 >>283449178 >>283449189
>>283448294
>dentistry is an American concept
what's it like, being a living meme?
Anonymous No.283449109 [Report] >>283449124 >>283449143 >>283449316 >>283449728
>>283449064
Who do you think obsesses over having big pearly whites and smiling in photos? Americans. Always the fucking smiling in photos.
Anonymous No.283449124 [Report]
>>283449109
I'm sorry you're so dour.
Anonymous No.283449137 [Report]
Most Japanese women have done JAV.
Anonymous No.283449143 [Report] >>283449302
>>283449109
In Soviet Russia we don't smile, we only contemplate our inevitable death.
Anonymous No.283449178 [Report]
>>283449064
I dunno why Americans obsess about brits and their teeth. When Americans don't get cheap dental care, and when they do get dental care they do insane shit like veneers in 20yos
Anonymous No.283449189 [Report] >>283449508
>>283449064
>the amount of seething this caused
good job kek
Anonymous No.283449302 [Report]
>>283449143
they're getting daguerreotype photos like it's 1863 so they have to sit still for 20 minutes while it exposes, holding a smile for that long is exhausting
Anonymous No.283449316 [Report]
>>283449109
>
Anonymous No.283449508 [Report] >>283449610
>>283449189
I see two replies besides your own, what a fucking firestorm that post set off
Anonymous No.283449610 [Report]
>>283449508
quality over quantity
Anonymous No.283449670 [Report]
>>283447705
>horrific black nipples
I need to go to sleep. I'm laughing way too hard at this.
Anonymous No.283449690 [Report] >>283449715
This actually me, back in the day there was that guy who exclusively made cosplay "i fucked you're waifu" JAV porn, what is his name again? Gojo? Gozo? I wonder how he is doing nowadays
Anonymous No.283449715 [Report] >>283449751 >>283449768 >>283449823 >>283449859 >>283450135
>>283449690
Goro.
No idea if he's still fucking our waifus though.
Anonymous No.283449717 [Report]
>>283448294
not sure about
> American image issues just push for people to go into debt to straighten a few teeth.
but
>They are normal
100%
Anonymous No.283449728 [Report]
>>283449109
Appearing happy is incredibly important in America.
>appearing happy with your inconsiderate family that would rather be watching garbage on the computer
>appearing happy with your coworkers who all work for the same company that doesn't give a shit about any of you
>appearing happy during Christmas because it's the happiest time of the year!
>appearing happy because it's impolite to show your true feelings
>appearing happy to shove it in the faces of all the other miserable bastards
Anonymous No.283449746 [Report]
>>283447622 (OP)
No, she didn't. There's another collage somewhere comparing the two girls and in it you can see the JAV girl has moles that Honoka's VA doesn't have
Anonymous No.283449751 [Report] >>283449834
>>283449715
I know slants trend towards being ugly but good Christ in hell those are some absolute train wrecks on display there
Anonymous No.283449768 [Report]
>>283449715
There's Nichijou JAV? Boobs don't even exist in that universe!
Anonymous No.283449822 [Report]
>>283447788
In Tokyo they all have straight teeth now. They probably still have fucked up teeth in the boonies though.
Anonymous No.283449823 [Report] >>283449839 >>283449855
>>283449715
https://x.com/narusawa_ken1
Anonymous No.283449834 [Report] >>283449961
>>283449751
The women in cosplay porn are always way uglier on average not sure why
Anonymous No.283449839 [Report] >>283449920
>>283449823
It's never been more over
Anonymous No.283449855 [Report]
>>283449823
>Still keeping the flame going without a shred of shame

Mad lad living his dream
Anonymous No.283449859 [Report]
>>283449715
The fucking idolmaster jav was boring as hell
Anonymous No.283449920 [Report]
>>283449839
oh god he looks like a live action ugly bastard, why does he look like that?!
Anonymous No.283449961 [Report] >>283450135
>>283449834
That just makes occasionally good ones stick out more.
I remember one of Julia cosplaying as Boa Hancock.
Anonymous No.283450135 [Report]
>>283449715
>>283449961
I miss the days when Tsubomi and Mizuna Rei were the usual cast of cosplay. Now it is mostly amateurs hiding their faces.
Anonymous No.283450145 [Report]
>>283447622 (OP)
I honestly hope the answer is yes, just because it would be hot. It doesn't bother me at all Honoka as a character isn't damaged because of it. Mu's still the best LL group.