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Daily Naruto Chapter
Akatsuki Suppression Mission
Volume 36
Chapter 320: Bounties...!!

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Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688233 [Report] >>283689014
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688250 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688261 [Report] >>283688271 >>283688289
>>283688227 (OP)
MY FUARKING HEROES
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688263 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688271 [Report]
>>283688261
And Naruto
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688285 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688289 [Report] >>283688303
>>283688227 (OP)
>>283688261
...and Naruto
...and Naruto
...and Naruto
...and Naruto
...and Naruto
...and Naruto
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688302 [Report] >>283688385
Anonymous No.283688303 [Report]
>>283688289
...
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688319 [Report]
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688329 [Report] >>283688354 >>283688362 >>283688419 >>283689284 >>283689631 >>283690292 >>283694118
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688349 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688354 [Report]
>>283688329
Sexo
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688361 [Report] >>283688755 >>283689636 >>283694723
Anonymous No.283688362 [Report] >>283688824
>>283688329
where niple
Anonymous No.283688385 [Report]
>>283688302
>akatsuki captured a jinchuriki and is about to extract her
>...
>also they beat some jobber that I made up just for them, so we have to retrieve his body
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688387 [Report] >>283688409 >>283694723 >>283697388
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688401 [Report] >>283695693
Anonymous No.283688409 [Report] >>283688719 >>283689418 >>283694582 >>283695739
>>283688387
Why do they know where the collection offices for illegal bounties are located?
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688418 [Report] >>283688448 >>283688582 >>283689014 >>283694723 >>283695693
Anonymous No.283688419 [Report]
>>283688329
jiraya should have taken naruto the gym with him
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688436 [Report] >>283689330
Anonymous No.283688448 [Report] >>283689037
>>283688418
Kakashi looking dummy thicc in that bottom panel
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688454 [Report] >>283688470 >>283689499 >>283689636 >>283694723
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688465 [Report] >>283688498 >>283688840 >>283688883 >>283689342 >>283689432 >>283689636 >>283690383 >>283696808
An anon mentioned it a week or so ago, but imagine if Naruto bounty scaled the same way One Piece does.
Anonymous No.283688470 [Report] >>283688478 >>283688480 >>283688518 >>283688609 >>283688812
>>283688454
Are these supposed to be Buddhist monks? Or they worship a god or something?
Anonymous No.283688478 [Report]
>>283688470
that's never elaborated on
Anonymous No.283688480 [Report]
>>283688470
They're supposed to be guys that jobbed to Hidan.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688481 [Report] >>283688532 >>283688771 >>283688794 >>283688830 >>283689450 >>283689471 >>283689612 >>283691620 >>283691620 >>283693638
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688496 [Report] >>283688532 >>283688830 >>283690807
Anonymous No.283688498 [Report] >>283689716
>>283688465
That would be 5 million for being Asuma and 30 million for the Sarutobi name
Anonymous No.283688512 [Report]
I just realized something. Kishimoto made his dead plant (Mr. Ukki) that he gave too much fertilized be the inspiration for the juubi tree. Holy fucking kino
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688515 [Report] >>283688532 >>283688830 >>283690399
Anonymous No.283688518 [Report] >>283688548 >>283688589
>>283688470
The actual culture part of world building is very lacking in the series
Anonymous No.283688532 [Report]
>>283688481
>>283688496
>>283688515
Finally some down time, to catch up with all the exciting stuff that has been going on.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688535 [Report] >>283688608 >>283688830 >>283690399 >>283690536
Anonymous No.283688548 [Report]
>>283688518
many such cases
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688558 [Report] >>283688623 >>283689157 >>283690399 >>283696866
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688579 [Report] >>283688732 >>283688792 >>283689157 >>283689636 >>283690598 >>283692279
Anonymous No.283688582 [Report] >>283688787 >>283691152 >>283694606
>>283688418
If kakashi had actually bothered to teach naruto any of this 2 years ago sauske wouldn't be getting diddled by orochimaru right now.
Anonymous No.283688589 [Report]
>>283688518
Every part of world building is lacking desu.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688593 [Report] >>283689157 >>283690598
Anonymous No.283688608 [Report] >>283689362 >>283690438 >>283690461 >>283690483 >>283690528 >>283693005
>>283688535
Were these pages really necessary
Anonymous No.283688609 [Report] >>283688767
>>283688470
Theres going to be a few panels after the next fight that has what looks like a Buddist statue fallen over and half buried which bring up the question of when the fuck this even is supposed to take place
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688614 [Report] >>283689056 >>283689690 >>283690695 >>283690940 >>283691045 >>283691659 >>283693840
Anonymous No.283688623 [Report] >>283688660 >>283689191 >>283696143
>>283688558
This shit would be exposed by a Byakugan user in a few seconds.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688631 [Report] >>283689450 >>283689690 >>283697406
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688656 [Report] >>283694726
Anonymous No.283688660 [Report] >>283688978 >>283689058 >>283689191 >>283696880
>>283688623
I mean, apparently they know about its location already. They just never bothered doing something about a criminal organization that's paying millions to have their ninjas killed.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688685 [Report]
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688706 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688719 [Report] >>283694518
>>283688409
I was just about to say. Shouldn't something like that be underground and not known so commonly?
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688728 [Report] >>283695451
Anonymous No.283688732 [Report] >>283688779 >>283688998
>>283688579
>massive empty stinky room.
Wonder what the guy does all day long.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688748 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688755 [Report] >>283692027
>>283688361
I know Izumo is probably just looking at a book or something in the second panel, but I swear it looks like he's on his phone googling Chiriku's bounty.
Anonymous No.283688767 [Report]
>>283688609
Naruto takes place on a fantasy earth, so it doesn't matter what time period it takes place.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688768 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688771 [Report]
>>283688481
...I said I wouldn't order food this month, this panel is changing my mind
Anonymous No.283688779 [Report] >>283688998 >>283694582
>>283688732
I was thinking that same thing but then thought about how small a thing it would be to point out, considering nothing about this whole bounty thing even remotely makes sense.
Anonymous No.283688787 [Report] >>283691222
>>283688582
Imagine how strong Naruto would be if he knew how to use the shadow clone hack over the course of the timeskip.
He could have learned nothing from Jiraiya hundreds, maybe even thousands of times faster.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688789 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688792 [Report] >>283689341
>>283688579
I like when they showed this part in the anime it looked like it was footage from a security camera
Anonymous No.283688794 [Report] >>283688821
>>283688481
Weren't these guys removed from the anime?
Anonymous No.283688812 [Report]
>>283688470
These guys practice ninshu so they're the only people around who actually are living like the sage of six paths said to.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688816 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688821 [Report]
>>283688794
lol, good shit.
Anonymous No.283688824 [Report] >>283688877
>>283688362
Anonymous No.283688830 [Report]
>>283688481
>>283688496
>>283688515
>>283688535
Wait, was the dipping noodles scene filler?
Anonymous No.283688840 [Report] >>283688883
>>283688465
Whats his deal with Ayame?
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688842 [Report] >>283688863 >>283688912
I can't fathom Asuma being worth almost 4 million dollars.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688860 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688863 [Report]
>>283688842
What's the exchange rate between naruto money and dollars?
Anonymous No.283688877 [Report]
>>283688824
I remember having bigger cup size, stupid childhood memories..
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688879 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688883 [Report]
>>283688465
>>283688840
>Kakashi: "What do you mean your hot daughter isn't here for me to stare at while Naruto gorges himself on noodles and broth?!"
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688899 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688912 [Report]
>>283688842
He's the 3rd Hokage's son. That's gotta boost his bounty.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688928 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688942 [Report] >>283689081
Fucked up to think about, but how much would Boruto and Sarada on the black market? They're both the kids of legends.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688945 [Report]
Anonymous No.283688978 [Report] >>283689191
>>283688660
Tsunade complains about the village looking weak during SRA but this shit is even funnier.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283688984 [Report] >>283690234
Anonymous No.283688998 [Report]
>>283688732
>>283688779
There is a door on the side of the room that seems to lead to an office. So perhaps the place is bigger than Hidan realizes.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283689002 [Report] >>283690234
Anonymous No.283689014 [Report] >>283689154 >>283690656
>>283688227 (OP)
Kakuzu's green eyes look so cool, don't know why it works so well.
>>283688233
Is Kishi a smoker?
>>283688418
>inventing a completely original new jutsu
Not what I would call the rasenshuriken.
Anonymous No.283689020 [Report] >>283689065
Kakuzu was based and I hate he was designed to job.
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283689024 [Report] >>283689690
Anonymous No.283689037 [Report]
>>283688448
I noticed he looked kind of big yesterday >>283665756
Sakon the Jobber !!OxPFWkMqPXS No.283689045 [Report] >>283689450 >>283689690
See ya tomorrow, anons.
Anonymous No.283689056 [Report]
>>283688614
Yamato's on a diet?
Anonymous No.283689058 [Report] >>283689191
>>283688660
You would think a place like that would be stationed in some backwater village or land.with no shinobi.
Anonymous No.283689065 [Report] >>283689088
>>283689020
Did any character that was introduced in this arc not get done extremely dirty?
Anonymous No.283689081 [Report] >>283689101
>>283688942
No one even knows who Sasuke is.
Anonymous No.283689088 [Report] >>283689113 >>283689150
>>283689065
Hidan got what he deserved IMO
Anonymous No.283689101 [Report] >>283689232
>>283689081
Yes they do.
Anonymous No.283689113 [Report]
>>283689088
(for being a rude cunt to Deidara)
Anonymous No.283689150 [Report]
>>283689088
Sure he deserved it, but it still was executed poorly. Guy looked like he wouldn't have made it past the first round of the chunin exams.
Anonymous No.283689154 [Report]
>>283689014
>Is Kishi a smoker?
he's japanese, what do you think
Anonymous No.283689157 [Report]
>>283688558
>>283688579
>>283688593
There's a bit of that Part 1 edge in this little Hidan and Kakuzu scene. The Naruto world is an objectively cruel one, but that edge's been getting softened since the timeskip.
Anonymous No.283689191 [Report] >>283689220 >>283689267 >>283690468 >>283697433
>>283688623
>>283688660
>>283688978
>>283689058
IMO it makes sense for them to know and not do anything about it other than keeping an eye out

now whenever someone actually important gets grabbed for a bounty on their land they know where to look straight away, like they do here

had Hidan and Kakuzu just moonwalked out of the country they'd never find them
Anonymous No.283689206 [Report] >>283691059
>>283688227 (OP)

kill yourself narutard
Anonymous No.283689220 [Report] >>283689370
>>283689191
Had they taken out the criminal organization that's operating so freely, they can pay out millions, Hidan and Kakuzu would have had no reason to kill the monk guy.
Anonymous No.283689232 [Report]
>>283689101
Been awhile since I watched lolbort but I don't remember antagonists caring about who Sarada's father is moreso that she has the sharingan.
Anonymous No.283689267 [Report]
>>283689191
>now whenever someone actually important gets grabbed for a bounty on their land they know where to look straight away, like they do here
More like "We don't care if it's someone from outside of Konoha and the Land of Fire, but the moment it's one of ours, that's when it's an outrage."

If Hidan and Kakuzu had nabbed a monk from the Land of Earth none of our "heroes" would give a shit.
Anonymous No.283689284 [Report]
>>283688329
ok seriously Kishimoto had to have had a yaoi awakening in his real life somewhere between 2004-2008
Anonymous No.283689330 [Report] >>283689391
>>283688436
>naruto breaks the fourth wall and criticizes kishimoto's writing
Anonymous No.283689341 [Report]
>>283688792
anything like that in anime where they actually try to approximate a camera is A+
Anonymous No.283689342 [Report] >>283689432
>>283688465
This nigga thinks he's in One Piece, acting like his bounty is his power level
Anonymous No.283689362 [Report] >>283690483
>>283688608
Naruto is part comedy, those were some jokes
Anonymous No.283689370 [Report] >>283689445 >>283697448
>>283689220
the organization may well be international so you just deal with them outside of the land of fire
plus presumably smelly guy is just an intermediatie between whoever placed the bounty and bounty hunters
not to mention Konoha might have dealings with them too
still, all this should have been fleshed out
Anonymous No.283689391 [Report] >>283689490
>>283689330
wouldn't be the first time
Anonymous No.283689418 [Report]
>>283688409
Sometimes a ninja needs some extra pocket money.
Anonymous No.283689432 [Report] >>283696880
>>283688465
>>283689342
>the Leaf Village puts up bounties on it's own soldiers/Jonin
Anonymous No.283689445 [Report] >>283689506 >>283689508 >>283689700
>>283689370
Even in hypothetical where you do all the work for Kishi you'll never get something that makes sense
>international organization that can put bounties on whoever they want and have extreme funds available, but their influence is never felt outside this one chapter
>Konoha having dealings with them and knowing where they exchange stuff, but the place is clearly trying to stay secret
Anonymous No.283689450 [Report]
>>283688481
MY HEROOOOOOOOO
>>283688631
>>283689045
Thanks OP
Anonymous No.283689460 [Report] >>283689507 >>283690745
>>283688227 (OP)
Honestly, these two never really felt like 'real' members of Akatsuki. This whole arc with them just gives off filler vibes, with Hidan in particular feeling like someone's OC.
Anonymous No.283689471 [Report]
>>283688481
the most powerful man in extended canon
Anonymous No.283689490 [Report]
>>283689391
The fact that Naruto can appreciate actual literature might unironically be one of his most endearing character traits. Even moreso since he knows Jiraiya peddles low-brow smut.
Anonymous No.283689499 [Report] >>283696790 >>283696861 >>283698226 >>283699769
>>283688454
I fucking hate whichever anon kept bitching about the "...." dialogue bubbles because now my brain can't stop noticing them.
Anonymous No.283689506 [Report] >>283696286
>>283689445
Perhaps it is only "secret" from the civilian government that Kishimoto basically never elaborates on.
Wouldn't be entirely unreasonable, since Konoha itself is supposed to be secret, even though it is massive and everyone knows where it is.
Anonymous No.283689507 [Report]
>>283689460
They're introduced as fast as they're defeated and don't have a milkable backstory.
Anonymous No.283689508 [Report]
>>283689445
The organization is also probably tied to Orochimaru somehow because of course he'd pay to get the bodies of strong people when he's a necromancer.
Anonymous No.283689612 [Report]
>>283688481
Get your dirty ass thumb out of it you fuck.
Anonymous No.283689631 [Report]
>>283688329
ANOTHER FUJO CHAPTER!?!?
Anonymous No.283689635 [Report] >>283689640
How many Asuma's was Madara worth in his prime?
Anonymous No.283689636 [Report] >>283689728 >>283690106 >>283694582 >>283694923 >>283696143 >>283696185
>>283688361
>>283688454
>>283688465
>>283688579
This is just pure autism that I'm not too broken up about, but I have to wonder how this bounty stuff works, cause the concept of a bingo book full of targets was established as early as Kakashi vs. Zabuza
Like, okay, the idea of putting a bounty on some douche from another village whose been a thorn in your side for a while makes perfect sense, you could even turn that into an "official" B-rank, A-rank, etc. mission to accomplish; similarly, putting a price on the heads of wandering uber-criminals like the Akatsuki is also fair enough, you do the dirty work and act as a cleaning crew taking out an independent problem that nobody will miss (ignoring that Sakura never got any bounty for killing SASORI OF THE RED SAND, SLAYER OF AN ENTIRE COUNTRY, but that's besides the point)
But the way it's presented here in this very 3rd-party criminal kind of way feels a bit strange, who's actually benefitting from Hidan and Kakuzu killing baldie over here? Who's got the wealth to be paying ryo (I assume this is basically just yen) in the tens of millions? What are they doing with all the bodies beyond just having proof of a corpse?
Anonymous No.283689640 [Report]
>>283689635
tree fiddy
Anonymous No.283689684 [Report] >>283689772 >>283698226
Seriously though, he had a plothook that writes itself, with Akatsuki capturing another jinchuriki and our heroes trying to save her or something and instead he copletely ignored her after having her job offscreen and introduced monks in a temple of a religion that he's too lazy to explore being captured for a bounty of an organization he doesn't care to explore or write remotely believable being connected to Asuma, who is not an important character, through some past group that he doesn't bother to explore.
Anonymous No.283689690 [Report]
>>283688614
>>283688631
>>283689024
>>283689045
Arigatou, OUR LEADER!
Anonymous No.283689700 [Report] >>283689872
>>283689445
does it ever say it's the organization itself that places / funds the bounty? my idea would be that they're just intermediaries who connect people who place bounties with bounty hunters and get a cut for confirming deaths

like Gatou had he lived or some heir of his business might be salty and place a few million on Kakashi's or Naruto's head. the organization will just share info on what bounties are out there, confirm deaths, pay out cash and collect from the bounty placers, taking its cut at some point. there might even be multiple organisations like that.
Anonymous No.283689716 [Report]
>>283688498
K.B.C.
Anonymous No.283689717 [Report] >>283689762
Why wasn't Zabuza bounty hunting instead of working for some small time crook?
Anonymous No.283689728 [Report]
>>283689636
Sakura got paid for that mission everyone involved got paid that's how the mission rankings work. I'm pretty sure it was filler only but the reason Naruto was annoyed about the Zabuza mission ranking is because he should have got A rank pay instead of C pay.

As for Bingo Books there is never really an independent explanation about how they work.
Anonymous No.283689743 [Report] >>283689799 >>283689840
How high was Sasori's bounty? Or Orochimaru's? Did the Sound 4 have those? Hell, does Kabuto?
Anonymous No.283689759 [Report] >>283689771 >>283689822 >>283689878
What if Gato just hired Hidan and Kakuzu for the Land of Waves?
Anonymous No.283689762 [Report]
>>283689717
It was supposed to be an easy job. He wasn't expecting to get Occular Jutsu'd by Kakashi.
Anonymous No.283689771 [Report]
>>283689759
Gatorade probably couldn't afford Kakuzu.
Anonymous No.283689772 [Report] >>283689842
>>283689684
Akatsuki needs to capture the Jinchuuriki and seal away their Bijuu to progress their plan and reform the Juubi (which is only known to two members). The story couldn't just have Naruto constantly fail to save his kin, so it's best just to have them captured distant from the plot.
Anonymous No.283689799 [Report] >>283690740
>>283689743
I don't think the Sound 4 would have any since they weren't known shinobi, just slaves Orochimaru promoted to henchmen.
Anonymous No.283689822 [Report] >>283689878 >>283689899
>>283689759
I swear I read a fanfic that might've did that.
Anonymous No.283689840 [Report]
>>283689743
Yes, Kabuto mentions during his fight with edo Itachi and Sasuke that his bounty is lower than Sasuke's and Orochimaru's.
Anonymous No.283689842 [Report] >>283689916
>>283689772
I mean it would be different enough from the Gaara rescue arc. Naruto would be busy learning the jutsu and the same team could be sent to clash with Hidan and Kakuzu, but then be forced to retreat when Asuma is killed.
Alternatively he could've actually explored the story he was writing and not have all relevant characters instantly job offscreen, but instead become actual characters and then be captured.
Anonymous No.283689872 [Report]
>>283689700
That actually would make some kind of sense, but I still think it wouldn't be in the interest of any of the villages to allow that organization to operate on their turf.
Anonymous No.283689878 [Report] >>283689899 >>283689949 >>283689986
>>283689822
>>283689759
Doesn't that happen in Shillfic and Hidan gets super butthurt getting bodied by a bunch of genin?
Anonymous No.283689899 [Report]
>>283689878
>>283689822
shillfic anon, please
Anonymous No.283689916 [Report] >>283689965
>>283689842
Can't afford to have the readers attached to the Jinchuuriki or else Naruto's future actions concerning Akatsuki members like Nagato and Obito will look bad. What if Kishimoto got attached to them too, but would still have to kill them? Can't risk it.
Anonymous No.283689949 [Report]
>>283689878
It can't be that one since the one where I THINK it happened was years before that one was published.
Anonymous No.283689965 [Report] >>283690058
>>283689916
But I did get attached to Yugito...
Anonymous No.283689986 [Report] >>283690059 >>283692091
>>283689878
Nope, that was Kakuzu, I think. Hidan is chill about it.
Anonymous No.283690058 [Report] >>283690085
>>283689965
she has, like, six chapter appearances at most
Anonymous No.283690059 [Report] >>283690171 >>283690192
>>283689986
Could the shillfic Konoha girls beat Hidan?
Anonymous No.283690085 [Report]
>>283690058
It was love at first sight.
Anonymous No.283690106 [Report]
>>283689636
they're separate concepts. the 'bingo book' is like the FBI's most wanted list. official government business. the illicit bounties mentioned in this arc are clandestine private things, like mob hit lists. they exist separately. what asuma means is that some criminal or criminals have a hit out on him.
Anonymous No.283690171 [Report]
>>283690059
Alone, only Hinata would win because she's absolute bullshit now. That answers if they did it as a group. Ino ties with him if body-switching counts. Sakura already gets duped once by him in a fight, which would get her killed if it weren't a clone. I don't think Tenten actually got to do anything that arc to show off her post-training "timeskip" skills. She cut off Kakuzu's arm, but that was thanks to Sakura making her sword into bullshit.
Anonymous No.283690190 [Report] >>283690225
I think I remember the story now. It was "Tale of the Setting Sun". It's been a long, long time, but I remember Gato collaborating with Akasuki and hiring Kakuzu and Hidan.
Anonymous No.283690192 [Report] >>283690313
>>283690059
They could beat him in regular Naruto.
Anonymous No.283690225 [Report] >>283690254 >>283690266
>>283690190
Oh, it's one of these stories.
Anonymous No.283690234 [Report] >>283690246 >>283690259
>>283688984
>>283689002
I like Kakuzu’s font
Anonymous No.283690246 [Report]
>>283690234
classic spooky text?
Anonymous No.283690254 [Report] >>283690258 >>283690285 >>283690289 >>283696183
>>283690225
SMARTRuto
STRONGRuto
Character Bashing
Naru/Hina
Sasuke Bashing
Sakura Bashing
Hiruzen Bashing
Anonymous No.283690258 [Report]
>>283690254
that takes me back
Anonymous No.283690259 [Report] >>283695094
>>283690234
I do too although there never any reason state why he has a different font? The font used in Japanese is also different than the others.
Anonymous No.283690266 [Report] >>283690282 >>283694839
>>283690225
I liked the story at the start, but it eventually got off track with some weird Uzushiogakure/Uzumaki clan storyline.
Anonymous No.283690278 [Report] >>283690364
>>283690202
there almost certainly is artwork of Sakura taking the Foxpill
Anonymous No.283690282 [Report]
>>283690266
I hope shillfic doesn't do that with the weird portal to hell thing that happened there.
Anonymous No.283690285 [Report] >>283690351
>>283690254
Interesting enough, it doesn't have character bashing or NaruHina iirc.
Anonymous No.283690289 [Report]
>>283690254
finally some good fucjing writing
Anonymous No.283690292 [Report]
>>283688329
Anonymous No.283690313 [Report]
>>283690192
it's crazy to remember sakura is stronger than some akatsuki members
Anonymous No.283690351 [Report]
>>283690285
I just remember those being a staple of pre 2010 early 10's long Naruto fics.
Anonymous No.283690364 [Report]
>>283690278
in fact, it took me less than ten seconds to find a full video done by Zone where Kurama claps them pink cheeks so hard it puts him back to sleep
Anonymous No.283690383 [Report]
>>283688465
I feel your pain Kekashi
Anonymous No.283690399 [Report] >>283690415
>>283688515
>>283688535
>>283688558
Can Naruto have a shadow clone turn into a bowl of ramen and just eat that?
Anonymous No.283690415 [Report]
>>283690399
self-cannibalism?
Anonymous No.283690438 [Report] >>283690483
>>283688608
Editor-kun: Put in something funny to lighten the mood before what we're about to do to Asuma
Anonymous No.283690461 [Report] >>283690483
>>283688608
You were supposed to laugh.
Anonymous No.283690468 [Report]
>>283689191
You shouldn't have explained it. Let Kishi's high IQ writing filter brainlets here as per usual.
Anonymous No.283690483 [Report]
>>283688608
>>283689362
>>283690438
>>283690461
Japanese humor
Anonymous No.283690528 [Report] >>283690660
>>283688608
Here's the anime version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOJapatze7k
Anonymous No.283690536 [Report] >>283690862
>>283688535
*grunting*
F*ckable little bi*ch
Anonymous No.283690598 [Report] >>283690862
>>283688579
>>283688593
Anonymous No.283690656 [Report] >>283690724
>>283689014
>don't know why it works so well
It makes him look less human, like a monster wearing the skin of a person
Anonymous No.283690660 [Report]
>>283690528
>SP didn't want to get rid of Ayame, so they rewrote the entire scene with new jokes.
This was funnier, desu.
Anonymous No.283690695 [Report] >>283692876
>>283688614
Yamato..?
Anonymous No.283690724 [Report]
>>283690656
i mean
it's true
Anonymous No.283690740 [Report]
>>283689799
They ((supposedly)) had a bunch of high rank missions under their belts, 1 of which being S rank.
It wouldn't be too unreasonable for them to be at least as known as the demon brothers, no?
Anonymous No.283690745 [Report] >>283690765 >>283690832 >>283690836
>>283689460
Feels fine to me, they just seem more like hired guns than people who are down for the cause, but at least like half of the akatsuki just feels like hired guns
Anonymous No.283690765 [Report] >>283690802
>>283690745
Most of the members were not down for the cause
Anonymous No.283690802 [Report]
>>283690765
Exactly, in that respect I don't see any problem with Kakazu/Hidan, off the top of my head only 5 members actually knew or cared to know what was happening
Anonymous No.283690807 [Report] >>283690848
>>283688496
>Naruto IP has two characters named Nishi that are rather chubby and incompetent
Does this name have any sort of weird conotations in japanese?
Anonymous No.283690832 [Report]
>>283690745
Hidan didn't even know what Akatsuki's plan was until he asked (even though that wasn't the real plan). Akatsuki was just used to further Pain's, and later Obito's, and later Zetsu's, agenda.
Anonymous No.283690836 [Report] >>283691424 >>283691609
>>283690745
Well they're definitely the fast food of Akatsuki, introduced and killed within one arc with no real connection to anything that existed in the world. I can see why anon would think something feels off.
Anonymous No.283690848 [Report] >>283690901
>>283690807
The Nishi in this chapter and the Nishi in Boruto are spelled different in japanese.
Anonymous No.283690862 [Report] >>283690889 >>283690891 >>283690914 >>283690921 >>283690966 >>283691338 >>283691611 >>283693152 >>283696339 >>283696447
>>283690536
>>283690598
https://youtu.be/MRUzsjdYPNE?si=of6RpID_V7B76abe
I always find it funny they basically replaced Iruka's importance with Icharuka Ramen Guy being the one who actually saved Naruto's heart and possibly the whole world with his kindness.
Anonymous No.283690889 [Report] >>283690914
>>283690862
Probably because Iruka barely fucking appears despite how important he's supposed to be in Naruto's heart and how high he's constantly on the polls.
Anonymous No.283690891 [Report]
>>283690862
Anonymous No.283690901 [Report] >>283690911
>>283690848
>Same name but spelled differently
I hate the japanese language.
Anonymous No.283690911 [Report]
>>283690901
Nishi, meet Neeshee
at least it isn't Shiki and SHIKI
Anonymous No.283690914 [Report] >>283690928 >>283691070
>>283690862
>>283690889
It's actually because Iruka didn't fully like Naruto until the events of chapter 1, so Ichiraku was able to fill that role in pre chapter 1 filler.
Anonymous No.283690921 [Report]
>>283690862
the beginning is really cute and sweet
Anonymous No.283690928 [Report]
>>283690914
*TEUCHI
Anonymous No.283690940 [Report] >>283693840
>>283688614
>tfw you hit age 30 and start getting reflux from the dumbest shit
Anonymous No.283690966 [Report]
>>283690862
Naruto is so cringe it turns into pure kino what a magical series.

It wasn't great power or jutsu that saved the world it was a man in a Ramen shop offering a bowl of Ramen to a child.
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Anonymous No.283691035 [Report] >>283691089
Naruto canonically doesn't view Teuchi as a friend btw.
Anonymous No.283691036 [Report] >>283691174
Apparently those guys Teuchi hired appeared in a movie as working for a circus, but their names were Nishikawa and Matsumoto instead of Nishi and Matsu.
Anonymous No.283691045 [Report]
>>283688614
>"I have something very interesting to show you"
>*Unzips dick*
Anonymous No.283691059 [Report]
>>283689206
you weren't even alive when that screenshot was taken
Anonymous No.283691070 [Report] >>283691081
>>283690914
>Iruka didn't fully like Naruto until the events of chapter 1
Mizuki propaganda
Anonymous No.283691081 [Report] >>283691127 >>283691210
>>283691070
>Mizuki
Is that dude still in prison?
Anonymous No.283691089 [Report] >>283691254
>>283691035
True, he views him like an uncle.
Anonymous No.283691127 [Report]
>>283691081
I'm sure Nart pardoned him haha...
Anonymous No.283691152 [Report]
>>283688582
if kakashi taught him that 2 years ago sasuke would have been turned into paste from the rooftop clash
Anonymous No.283691169 [Report] >>283691396 >>283691429
please don't argue in favor of "what if naruto was trained right" fics
Anonymous No.283691174 [Report] >>283691249
>>283691036
>pierrot cut out a kishimoto referencing their own filler movie
wtf? wonder what happened there
Anonymous No.283691194 [Report]
Anonymous No.283691210 [Report] >>283691277
>>283691081
>he skipped the part 1 filler
Anonymous No.283691222 [Report] >>283691377
>>283688787
He learned stuff from Jiraiya.
Anonymous No.283691249 [Report]
>>283691174
Yeah, I think Kishimoto put those guys in to promote the movie, but SP removed them in the anime adaption of the chapter. Probably because them working at the circus and then working at Ichiraku would make no sense..
Anonymous No.283691254 [Report] >>283691649
>>283691089
No, Teuchi isn't even someone dear to Naruto in canon.
Anonymous No.283691277 [Report] >>283694661
>>283691210
https://youtu.be/gO2z86PoQRY?si=7HQFc_ZnuFyrEzni
I despise the filler arcs for having such good OPs.
Anonymous No.283691338 [Report]
>>283690862
Naruto's biological big sister
Anonymous No.283691377 [Report] >>283691492 >>283691576 >>283691610 >>283697716
>>283691222
What did he learn exactly?
Anonymous No.283691396 [Report]
>>283691169
Surely at least ONE of them is actually good.
Surely
Anonymous No.283691424 [Report]
>>283690836
Kakazu has some connection with the past at least
They're rogue ninja outlaw criminals, part of being a rogue is severing/avoiding connections to the world
Anonymous No.283691429 [Report]
>>283691169
Shouldn't be any worse than "Naruto is pretending to be retarded and happy-go-lucky" fics.
Anonymous No.283691430 [Report] >>283691451
Instead of "What if Jiraya properly trained Naruto" how about if Orochimaru also trained Sasuke wrong, as a joke?
Anonymous No.283691451 [Report]
>>283691430
Sasuke somehow lost a tomoe on his sharingan
Anonymous No.283691492 [Report]
>>283691377
Anonymous No.283691576 [Report] >>283697716
>>283691377
>>283638055
Anonymous No.283691609 [Report] >>283691700
>>283690836
Part 2 feels like it is split between everything leading up to Pain then everything after. This arc shows off different aspects of how the ninja system chews people up and spits them out Kakuzu was betrayed by his village for failing a mission and Hidan is a result of demilitarization leaving soldiers without purpose. Chiyo talks about how Sasori is another result of the ninja system it makes sense there so many random crazy people running around.
Anonymous No.283691610 [Report] >>283691712 >>283697566
>>283691377
He learned plenty
>Dispelling genjutsu
>Improved taijutsu… despite barely having any good taijutsu feats pre-Sage Mode
>Worse control over Kurama
>Uh… bigger Rasengan?
Anonymous No.283691611 [Report] >>283691847 >>283691858 >>283696447
>>283690862
So this is the power of ramen
Anonymous No.283691620 [Report]
>>283688481
>>283688481
THIS is tobi
Anonymous No.283691649 [Report] >>283691925
>>283691254
Whatever helps you cope buddy.
Anonymous No.283691659 [Report]
>>283688614
>THAT jutsu
Anonymous No.283691700 [Report]
>>283691609
>it makes sense there so many random crazy people running around.
All me.
Anonymous No.283691712 [Report] >>283691966 >>283691989
>>283691610
>despite barely having any good taijutsu feats pre-Sage Mode
His brief taijutsu exchange in his base form against Tendo Pain wasn't because of sage training so it was due to Jiraiya.
>Worse control over Kurama
He can control up to 3-tails, couldn't do that in part 1.
Anonymous No.283691815 [Report] >>283693284 >>283693507
Has anyone here seen the Rebuild of Naruto fan-edit? Is it good? The concept sounds a bit pretentious. Even the name, I wouldn't want to name something after the awful Rebuild of Evangelion, or maybe it's ironic. I'd like to watch the Pain arc, since I've never watched Shippuden before.
Anonymous No.283691847 [Report]
>>283691611
Man, I wish I could eat ramen with Tsunade and Mei
Anonymous No.283691858 [Report] >>283691943 >>283692802 >>283692802
>>283691611
Anonymous No.283691925 [Report]
>>283691649
Where is he here then?
Anonymous No.283691943 [Report]
>>283691858
Kenchi...
Anonymous No.283691966 [Report] >>283692064
>>283691712
>wasn't because of sage training so it was due to Jiraiya.
>He can control up to 3-tails
Anonymous No.283691989 [Report] >>283692148
>>283691712
Part 2 Naruto hardly handled ZERO tails when he was pummeling Deidara and completely chimped out using 3 tails against Orochimaru, where is the control you speak off?
Anonymous No.283692022 [Report] >>283692028 >>283692279 >>283694949
Do you guys like Akatsuki being the main villains more than Orochimaru in Part 1?
Anonymous No.283692027 [Report]
>>283688755
Anonymous No.283692028 [Report]
>>283692022
No.
Anonymous No.283692064 [Report]
>>283691966
>wasn't because of sage training
Correct pinkshitter. The frog only taught him taijutsu that requires sage chakra to use.
Anonymous No.283692091 [Report] >>283692329
>>283689986
>None knew when they'd stop.
Fucking kek'd. I hate shitfics but that was actually pretty funny.
Anonymous No.283692148 [Report] >>283692193 >>283692308
>>283691989
>hardly handled ZERO tails
He handed it just when he was at entrance of the hideout, when chasing Deidara, used it fine against Deidara, and against Kakuzu.
>and completely chimped out using 3 tails against Orochimaru
He only chimped out in 4 tails. He could still talk with 3 tails.
Anonymous No.283692193 [Report] >>283692263
>>283692148
Did we read two different series?
Anonymous No.283692263 [Report] >>283692290 >>283692968
>>283692193
You seem to be, yeah.
Anonymous No.283692279 [Report]
>>283692022
Orochimaru was a freak, but he was just one guy.
I like how Akatsuki are all rogues from different villages, and gives us a wider look at the other freaks in the underworld. >>283688579
Anonymous No.283692290 [Report] >>283692334
>>283692263
Now post the pages were he's pummingly Deidara and Kakashi feels the need to restrain Naruto.
Anonymous No.283692308 [Report] >>283692357 >>283692395
>>283692148
>He only chimped out in 4 tails
Anonymous No.283692329 [Report]
>>283692091
It's really not that bad.
Love his Hidan.
Anonymous No.283692330 [Report]
When Jiraiya said "he can control up to 3 tails" he actually meant that Naruto can REACH that point.
Anonymous No.283692334 [Report] >>283692360
>>283692290
Looks in control.
Anonymous No.283692357 [Report] >>283692383
>>283692308
>defends himself against someone trying to attack him
Ok?
Anonymous No.283692360 [Report] >>283692399
>>283692334
You think being able to perform jutsu means he's not unhinged?
Then SRA Naruto was in full control of Kurama as well since he made a rasengan in 1 tail form.
Anonymous No.283692383 [Report] >>283692415
>>283692357
You forgot the part where he accidentally harmed his own teammate and didn't even remembered doing that afterwards.
Anonymous No.283692395 [Report]
>>283692308
limp unconscious sakura uoh
Anonymous No.283692399 [Report] >>283692426
>>283692360
He's doing shit he would normally do.
Anonymous No.283692415 [Report] >>283692442
>>283692383
>where he accidentally harmed his own teammate
Kabuto's the one that hit her.
>and didn't even remembered doing that afterwards
Because of using 4-tails which fucked him up.
Anonymous No.283692426 [Report] >>283692468
>>283692399
So Jiraiya made no improvements with Naruto since SRA?
Anonymous No.283692442 [Report] >>283692495
>>283692415
>Kabuto's the one that hit her.
There a lot of other ways to deal with Kabuto.
>Because of using 4-tails which fucked him up.
He's not in 4 tails in that moment, no reason to forget about it beyond him not being in fucking control of the form.
Anonymous No.283692458 [Report] >>283692546
Naruto stopping himself from killing Haku showed more control over Kurama than early part 2 Naruto ever did.
Anonymous No.283692468 [Report]
>>283692426
He can control up to 3 tails.
Anonymous No.283692495 [Report] >>283692526
>>283692442
>There a lot of other ways to deal with Kabuto
There are a lot of ways to deal any enemy. Ultimately you pick what you feel is best at the time.
>He's not in 4 tails in that moment
Didn't say he did. I'm saying going 4 tails is what fucked with his memory.
Anonymous No.283692526 [Report] >>283692553 >>283692587
>>283692495
>I'm saying going 4 tails is what fucked with his memory.
That's quite literally not how that works.
Naruto still remembered his fight with pain and Hinata coming to save him despite going 4-6 tails right after.
Anonymous No.283692546 [Report] >>283692569
>>283692458
The people Naruto fights in early part 2 want to kill him. He's supposed to stop trying to fight them?
Anonymous No.283692553 [Report] >>283692606
>>283692526
Naruto also remembered fighting Orochimaru and Haku "killing" Sasuke despite supposedly having no kurama control at the moment.
Anonymous No.283692569 [Report] >>283692628
>>283692546
How about not requiring specific teammates to restrain you from your outbursts?
Anonymous No.283692587 [Report] >>283692596 >>283692844
>>283692526
>That's quite literally not how that works.
It is.
>Naruto still remembered his fight with pain and Hinata coming to save him despite going 4-6 tails right after.
Because Minato bailed him out and strengthened the seal.
Anonymous No.283692596 [Report] >>283692656 >>283692844
>>283692587
>Because Minato bailed him out and strengthened the seal.
Literally no correlation
Anonymous No.283692606 [Report] >>283692626
>>283692553
>Naruto also remembered using non-version 2 cloaked forms
Yeah, they're weaker after all.
Anonymous No.283692626 [Report]
>>283692606
You think strength has anything to do with his memory loss and not his conscious control over the form????
Anonymous No.283692628 [Report] >>283692644
>>283692569
Answer the question.
Anonymous No.283692644 [Report] >>283692710
>>283692628
Your question was in bad faith, of course Naruto shouldn't allow people to kill him but at the same time he shouldn't be a liability himself.
Anonymous No.283692656 [Report] >>283692661 >>283692686 >>283692844
>>283692596
There is. The fact Naruto skin wasn't destroyed after going 6 tails like it did at 4, shows Minato retightening the seal did something.
Anonymous No.283692661 [Report] >>283692783
>>283692656
And how does that affect his memories exactly?
Anonymous No.283692686 [Report]
>>283692656
Even the explanation you're giving sounds like a load of bullshit, reinforcing the seal should make Naruto's healing weaker, not stronger.
Anonymous No.283692698 [Report]
>KEKraiyafags now have to rely on Headcanon to excuse Naruto's negative chakra control
Anonymous No.283692710 [Report] >>283692772
>>283692644
>Your question was in bad faith
No it wasn't. You asked a retarded question. Haku was someone Naruto new before as a "good guy" as was surprised to see him as the mask guy, so he stopped. People Naruto fought in part 2 weren't good, so he'd have zero reason to stop himself like with Haku.
Anonymous No.283692772 [Report] >>283692817
>>283692710
Deidara ran, 0 reason to keep going into stronger Kurama forms when the opponent is far away, there's a reason Kakashi had to restrain Naruto instead of Naruto willingly going back to base.
Anonymous No.283692783 [Report] >>283692807
>>283692661
Going 4-tails caused two things, destroyed skin, and memory loss. After Naruto when 2-tails against Deidara he didn't have any memory loss afterwards like with 4-tails. So it's exclusive to version 2 cloak. The fact that those two things didn't happen after going 6-tails shows something was different. The only thing different being Minato's intervention.
Anonymous No.283692802 [Report] >>283693014
>>283691858
>>283691858
Yea there’s no doubt is there ??
She is fucking him , she probably sucks that hokage dick on the low in order to be the head of the leafs cia.
Anonymous No.283692807 [Report] >>283692834
>>283692783
Anon, just going into 6 tails already destroyed his skin AND reshapped his skelleton, your excuse is half-assed.
Anonymous No.283692817 [Report] >>283692848
>>283692772
>Deidara ran
So Naruto was not supposed to look for his enemy because he was hiding?
>0 reason to keep going into stronger Kurama forms
If Deidara was quick enough to swap out with clay clone without Naruto knowing, it shows the power he has now isn't enough. That's all the more reason to go into a stronger form.
Anonymous No.283692834 [Report] >>283692879
>>283692807
>just going into 6 tails already destroyed his skin
And yet when the form get undone Naruto's skin in fine.
Anonymous No.283692844 [Report]
>>283692656
>>283692587
>>283692596
Yea that was so bullshit , and how minato apparently is in his conscious and watching everything he does , what a total plothole
Anonymous No.283692848 [Report] >>283692900
>>283692817
>So Naruto was not supposed to look for his enemy because he was hiding?
That's exactly what he did in base in canon, soooo...
>If Deidara was quick enough to swap out with clay clone without Naruto knowing, it shows the power he has now isn't enough.
So Yamato is faster than Orochimaru then?
Anonymous No.283692876 [Report]
>>283690695
cute jacket, do we ever get to see the full outfit?
Anonymous No.283692879 [Report] >>283692919
>>283692834
That's more on Kishimoto forgetting or deliberately ignoring shit for story's sake, later on the gold and Silver brothers will eat and gain 4 tails cloak form despite both being established as harmful and get no downsides from it.
Anonymous No.283692900 [Report] >>283692954
>>283692848
>That's exactly what he did in base in canon
And it's what he was doing in 2-tails too.
>So Yamato is faster than Orochimaru then?
Could be. Not really sure what that has to do with what I said.
Anonymous No.283692919 [Report] >>283692967
>>283692879
>That's more on Kishimoto forgetting
Sounds like your cope to me.
Anonymous No.283692954 [Report] >>283693183
>>283692900
>And it's what he was doing in 2-tails too.
Then what was the narrative purpose of having Kakashi restrain him with a seal?
Pad time?
>Could be. Not really sure what that has to do with what I said.
Yamato, the guy who couldn't 3v1 a barely trying Hebisuke, is faster than Orochimaru?
The guy who casually boxed with 4 tails Naruto?
Anonymous No.283692967 [Report] >>283692996
>>283692919
Except i actually showed an example of Kishimoto not applying already established bits later on.
Anonymous No.283692968 [Report]
>>283692263
4 more days until Total Shitkekmaru Death
Anonymous No.283692996 [Report] >>283693027
>>283692967
Hell, kishi completely forgot that Naruto can regenerate bones in the war and needed Yamato to patch his broken ankle for a while.
Anonymous No.283693005 [Report]
>>283688608
This is the most personality this series has ever gotten.
Anonymous No.283693014 [Report]
>>283692802
Considering who she should pick, looks like she wants to switch seats
Anonymous No.283693027 [Report]
>>283692996
Also Hinata had to put his dislocated shoulder in place, apparently, Naruto was too dumb to do it himself.
Anonymous No.283693152 [Report]
>>283690862
Kino ending
Anonymous No.283693183 [Report] >>283693247
>>283692954
>Then what was the narrative purpose of having Kakashi restrain him with a seal?
It was foreshadowing 4-tails
>is faster than Orochimaru
Again, not really sure what any of this has to do with what I said.
Anonymous No.283693206 [Report]
Hiashi won.
Anonymous No.283693247 [Report] >>283693385
>>283693183
>It was foreshadowing 4-tails
Naruto wasn't even close to 4 tails.
>Again, not really sure what any of this has to do with what I said.
You attributed substitution to speed and that Naruto would need "more power" so that doesn't happen again, we both know the jutsu is just bs.
Anonymous No.283693284 [Report] >>283693507
>>283691815
Wait what can you elaborate more on this exactly and were i can find this piece.
Anonymous No.283693385 [Report] >>283693452
>>283693247
>Naruto wasn't even close to 4 tails.
I didn't say he was. You asked "purpose of having Kakashi restrain him with a seal" and I answered. It was to foreshadow the danger 4-tails, the seals were to prevent Naruto from getting to that point.
>we both know the jutsu is just bs.
If you say so.
Anonymous No.283693452 [Report]
>>283693385
Except in the same scene that shows how dangerous 4 tails is also tells us that Naruto can supposedly control himself up to 3 tails, so having Kakashi restrain him when he wasn't even fully in the second 1 yet shows that Kakashi didn't even fully trust Jiraiya's own judgement.
Anonymous No.283693507 [Report]
>>283691815
As a fan edit it's a good effort to wrangle the anime-canon. Rebuild makes the anime less obnoxious by focusing on chronology and establishing things earlier that would otherwise try to sell it to you as a flashback way later. 66 short films is easier to grapple with than 720 anime episodes for sure.
>>283693284
Rebuild of Naruto has a discord with a channel that links the downloads.
Anonymous No.283693638 [Report]
>>283688481
Where would a ninja chef even go on vacation to?
Anonymous No.283693679 [Report] >>283693712
Speaking about the fox pill
kcm sakura looks pretty good , its like known thing that kishimoto took inspiration from tron to make the outfit for kcm
Anonymous No.283693712 [Report]
>>283693679
SEX
SEX
SEX NOW!!!!
Anonymous No.283693840 [Report]
>>283688614
>>283690940
As someone who's been suffering from gastritis for months, I understand this all too well.
Anonymous No.283693917 [Report] >>283693995 >>283694017 >>283694037 >>283694412 >>283694470 >>283699563
Asuma is about to slaughter Hidan and Kakuzu
Anonymous No.283693995 [Report]
>>283693917
It's pretty impressive how well Kakashi's dad did in that popularity poll for a new one shot that Minato won. I'd be interested to hear his story fleshed out.
Anonymous No.283694017 [Report]
>>283693917
HEROES
Anonymous No.283694026 [Report]
>alien lady does infinite sukimory -- who the hell is she and what is her motive??
>nar and sas are descendants of WHO and WHAT now
i'll be honest this shit flew over my head
Anonymous No.283694037 [Report] >>283694470
>>283693917
………..and Fugaku.
Anonymous No.283694118 [Report]
>>283688329
Stop posting Hinata.
Anonymous No.283694412 [Report]
>>283693917
>Konoha if Kishimoto didn't compel every character to do retarded shit
Anonymous No.283694470 [Report]
>>283693917
At first I thought this was a pic of Konoha's strongest men, and that women had a separate picture then I saw Tsunade and realized she's the only one.
>>283694037
How strong is Fug? He's actually pretty powerful, right?
Anonymous No.283694475 [Report] >>283696057
Hidan seems like a really fun guy to be around when not talking about Jashin and sacrifices. I love having affable characters in the villain group, Kisame is like that too.
Anonymous No.283694518 [Report]
>>283688719
Probably because then they know where to look in a case like this.
Anonymous No.283694582 [Report]
>>283688409
>>283688779
>>283689636
Hiruzen's life work was creating this system where you can kill a Konoha ninja in the Land of Fire and turn them in for a bounty in the same place.
Anonymous No.283694606 [Report]
>>283688582
Didn't Kakashi sort of feel guilty for what happened with Sasuke later on?
Anonymous No.283694661 [Report] >>283695280
>>283691277
Filler arcs were the best part.
Anonymous No.283694723 [Report]
>>283688361
>>283688387
>>283688418
>>283688454
>"......"
Collage when?
Anonymous No.283694726 [Report]
>>283688656
Body looks weird
Anonymous No.283694839 [Report] >>283694937 >>283695143
>>283690266
They all do it.
Every fic that gets a chance turns the Uzumaki into the most legendary amazing and unbeatable godlike clan ever.
Anonymous No.283694923 [Report]
>>283689636
They don’t really touch on the world beyond what ninja get up to, so where this money is coming from is a complete mystery. Maybe some of these people are fronts for other villages, or foreign aristocrats looking to settle a grudge. The idea that criminal organizations independent from either the state or foreign actors exists, to me, seems inconceivable. The reality of their world is that every major nation, and several minor countries, have cabals of superhuman intelligence operatives as the core of their military strength. Sure, these operatives can foment rebellion and radicalize niche minorities, but that doesn’t sound like the sort of healthy, cash-flush underworld that pay out multi-million dollar bounties
Anonymous No.283694937 [Report] >>283695026 >>283695176
>>283694839
Are they not in the actual canon? Sealing jutsus are one of the strongest jutsus around, and the Uzumakis have many special sealing techniques that are only reversible through other special unsealing techniques. They're blessed with great vitality too, meaning more chakra for stronger jutsus.
They're not as extraordinarily powerful as the Senjus and Uchihas, but those clans only really have specific individuals that are freakishly strong, while the Uzumakis are just really strong in general.
Anonymous No.283694949 [Report] >>283694991 >>283695013 >>283695029
>>283692022
The issue is that the Akatsuki never feel like an actual organization.
Most of them lack an ideology of any sort. And those that do are contrary to Pain's desires.
Like why wouldn't Hidan just run away at any time?
Does Pain have a way of tracking him anywhere he goes? What does Hidan gain from being a 'member' of the Akatsuki when all he wants is to kill people and pray to his God?
Anonymous No.283694991 [Report]
>>283694949
Hidan stays in the Akatsuki because he's dating Kakuzu.
Anonymous No.283695013 [Report] >>283695077
>>283694949
I know the Storm game OVAs are not considered canon by but they made it seem like having the Akatsuki connection was better than just being a rouge ninja.That and no one wants to argue with Pains bullshit gravity powers so they just go along with his chunni rants
Anonymous No.283695026 [Report] >>283695081
>>283694937
We know like 5 Uzumakis.
Naruto, Pain, Kushina, Mito, and Karin.
Of those, two actually do something. But one is the protagonist and doesn't actually have anything in common with the rest of the clan, the other has the Eyes of God.
The other 3 are either literally-whos or weak.

The Uzumaki don't have any cache other than just being background for Naruto's name and some world-building.
Sealing magic is worth whatever it is at any moment in the story. No one runs around sealing their opponents to kill them. Not even Jiraiya or Minato.
Anonymous No.283695029 [Report]
>>283694949
Hidan is in the Akatsuki becasue Kakuzu is too alluring.
Anonymous No.283695077 [Report]
>>283695013
This. The storm game has orochimaru explain it to Hidan (ignore how Oro shouldn't even be there at the same time as him), if he gets sealed or beheaded/trapped he's stuck there immortal. Being Akatsuki comes with protection/backing, Kakuzu does help Hidan out.
Anonymous No.283695081 [Report] >>283695111 >>283695114 >>283695207 >>283697637
>>283695026
Karin has like four kekkei genkai and the largest non-jinchuriki chakra pool so the genetics of the clan seems pretty op to me.
Anonymous No.283695094 [Report] >>283695151 >>283695234
>>283690259
Probably to indicate that he isn't "human". Didn't Zetsu also have a different font in the JP version too?
Anonymous No.283695111 [Report] >>283696186
>>283695081
Yeah but the most she did in the show was be a walking health pack for sasuke during the 5 kage summit arc
Anonymous No.283695114 [Report] >>283695202
>>283695081
Shame she didn't inherit the ability to throw a punch.
Anonymous No.283695143 [Report]
>>283694839
There was one fic that really went overboard and dedicated a whole chapter to wanking the clan and just straight up saying they were stronger than Hashirama and Madara and that those two in fact FEARED the Uzumaki clan.
Anonymous No.283695151 [Report]
>>283695094
Before the anime I thought the 'scary' font was supposed to represent multiple voices overlapping at once like some kinda of body horror hive like Jinmen from Devilman but I may have thought more about it than most people would Kishimoto included.
Anonymous No.283695176 [Report]
>>283694937
If they were so strong they wouldn't be wiped out by nobody nations.

And no, it was never stated that the major villages were involved. Those villages don't even talk about the Uzumaki clan like they did anything. Kumo would've absolutely nabbed a bunch of Uzumakis and Iwa is on the other side of the map.
Anonymous No.283695202 [Report]
>>283695114
She's fucking fold Madara in half with her bare hands if she knew how to use her chakra pool offensively.
Anonymous No.283695207 [Report] >>283695227 >>283695237
>>283695081
I still do not believe her healing ability is from the Uzumaki clan because not a single Uzumaki but Karin is shown having it. I don't even think it was said they can do that in reference to Karin outside of maybe assumption.
Anonymous No.283695227 [Report]
>>283695207
Unless Hinata is a kinky bitch, what other Uzumaki is ever going to get bitten?
Anonymous No.283695234 [Report] >>283695284
>>283695094
I always figured those fonts were used to suggest a character has a very creepy voice.
Anonymous No.283695237 [Report]
>>283695207
Her mom had it.
Anonymous No.283695280 [Report]
>>283694661
I admit I've got a soft spot for the pre-Shippuden fillers and movies, It gave characters like Anko or Kurenai a chance shine and made the world feel a lot more alive by having Naruto deal with problems that weren't somehow Zetsu of Danzo's fault
Anonymous No.283695284 [Report]
>>283695234
But his voice is so sexy
Anonymous No.283695436 [Report] >>283695484 >>283695538
Man, this arc takes forever to pick up.

Anyway how would have other konoha teams handle Kakuzu and Hidan?
Anonymous No.283695451 [Report]
>>283688728
Is there any real explanation for why they couldn't put the body in a scroll?
Anonymous No.283695484 [Report]
>>283695436
Raido and Aoba unironically held themselves better than guy 1 and 2
Anonymous No.283695538 [Report] >>283696267
>>283695436
Team Yamato could beat them both if Yamato lets Naruto go 4 tails.

Neji and Rock lee alone stomp them

Team Kurenai could do well but I’m not sure we have literally not see them do anything yet in Shippuden like wtf
Anonymous No.283695693 [Report] >>283696764
>>283688401
>please wait, lord asuma sarutobi
>>283688418
>please allow us to pray for you
and here I thought he was going to say something important
Anonymous No.283695739 [Report]
>>283688409
I suppose the implication is that konoha is having a partnership with the bounty office as well and regularly turning in ninja from other villages? That's the only explanation that makes at least a little sense to me.
Anonymous No.283696057 [Report] >>283696153
>>283694475
I feel like Kisame, Deidara, and Hidan in that order would be the most sociable Akatsuki to hang out with, though this is also because I kind of forget Konan’s personality
Anonymous No.283696143 [Report]
>>283688623
A what now? Is that some kind of Jutsu? I only read Shippuden btw.

>>283689636
>Ignoring that Sakura never got any bounty for killing SASORI OF THE RED SAND, SLAYER OF AN ENTIRE COUNTRY
She might have that we never hear about. At this point in the story I doubt anyone working as a bounty hunter is capable to taking out Sakura or any of the MC's, Kakuzu just cares about money presumably because he's responsibly for funding the Akaksuki or he's just greedy, but the high-tier Shinobi are all doing more important shit.
Anonymous No.283696153 [Report]
>>283696057
Konan-chan is a kuudere. sugar and ice; acts cold and indifferent to hide a soft and squishy interior.
Anonymous No.283696183 [Report]
>>283690254
Just reading this is nostalgic for me in a way, though I never read Naruto fanfiction specifically
>Smart!Harry
>Harry/Hermione
>Ron bashing
>Dumbledore bashing
>Ginny bashing
Anonymous No.283696185 [Report]
>>283689636
>who's actually benefitting from Hidan and Kakuzu killing baldie over here? Who's got the wealth to be paying ryo (I assume this is basically just yen) in the tens of millions? What are they doing with all the bodies beyond just having proof of a corpse?
in retrospect it's tempting to imagine that the bounty-system is maintained by iwagakure and this is their way of hiring akatsuki as mercenaries
Anonymous No.283696186 [Report]
>>283695111
because Kishi hates women. If she spent five minutes training she would've been crazy strong. in Naruto-world, chakra reserves=potential.
Anonymous No.283696251 [Report] >>283696749
>fight starts tomorrow
5 years ago this fight produced massive shitposting because shikamru IQ dropped to the floor
Hope we have a god time
Anonymous No.283696267 [Report] >>283696817 >>283697659
>>283695538
>Neji and Rock lee alone stomp them
lol good luck surviving the elemental hearts without elemental counters
Anonymous No.283696286 [Report]
>>283689506
That's retarded.
Anonymous No.283696339 [Report]
>>283690862
I remember fans memeing all the way back that ichiraku is the real hero of the series and saved naruto, i had no idea the anime actually followed suit lmao
Anonymous No.283696342 [Report] >>283696372
sakura owes naruto sex
Anonymous No.283696372 [Report] >>283697034
>>283696342
Sasuke...
Anonymous No.283696447 [Report]
>>283690862
>>283691611
I get what they were going for, but having the final scene be with the 5 kage at Ichiraku feels really random and out of place.
Anonymous No.283696466 [Report] >>283696578 >>283696809
Anonymous No.283696578 [Report]
>>283696466
I love how these two fit those pokemon so well
Anonymous No.283696749 [Report] >>283696853 >>283697295
>>283696251
Didn't help Shikamaru that he got clowned on by arguable the dumbest, slowest, and weakest Akatsuki member. Sakura literally fought one of their juggernauts in the first arc, and Naruto and Sasuke are going to be taking care of the rest of the heavy hitters.
Anonymous No.283696764 [Report]
>>283695693
Plot development? In my ninja wizard shonen? You can't be serious
Anonymous No.283696790 [Report]
>>283689499
.....
Anonymous No.283696808 [Report]
>>283688465
>bounty scaling
Asuma...
Anonymous No.283696809 [Report]
>>283696466
I have no idea who these are supposed to represent
Anonymous No.283696817 [Report]
>>283696267
He would die before he has the chance to summon them
Anonymous No.283696853 [Report] >>283696871 >>283696885 >>283696910 >>283697202
>>283696749
>Naruto and Sasuke are going to be taking care of the rest of the heavy hitters
>Pain
Legitimate win for the most part. Questionable if Naruto could have handled him 1 on 1 without the village's support
>Kisame
GG
>Itachi
Wanted to die. Can't really give that to Sasuke
>Deidara
Legitimate win, despite the asspull writing
>Konan
GG

Can't really say they took care of any of them except Deidara.
Anonymous No.283696861 [Report] >>283698288
>>283689499
I never got the point of "..." by itself. It's supposed to represent a sort of pause in dialog. When you use it alone, it means the character is silent, but why not just have no speech bubble at all?
Anonymous No.283696866 [Report]
>>283688558
its really weird to see urinals in naruto for some reason..
Anonymous No.283696871 [Report] >>283696921
>>283696853
>Questionable if Naruto could have handled him 1 on 1 without the village's support
we has doing great with sage mode alone
The it only last 2 rasenshurikens and pain shinratensein being bullshit was the problem
Anonymous No.283696880 [Report]
>>283689432
>>283688660
It's Danzos fault. He funds it and puts bounties on people he doesn't like. Naturally he would but a 35 million bounty on Sarutobi Asuma.
Anonymous No.283696885 [Report] >>283696921
>>283696853
>village's support
what village support? Every single one was of the pains were intact when naruto arrived and took care of 5 of them until sage mode ran off
Anonymous No.283696910 [Report]
>>283696853
>Naruto could have handled him 1 on 1 without the village's support
but he did? Naruto won a 1 vs 1 at the end alone
Anonymous No.283696921 [Report] >>283697139 >>283697213
>>283696871
>>283696885
It's almost like you forget Pain wasted a shit ton of chakra and energy taking out the village. Whether the village did anything significant outside expending Pain's energy doesn't matter, it still gave Naruto an opportunity. Also ignoring the fact Naruto would never have gone 9-Tails if the battle didn't allow Hinata, or anyone else, to sacrifice themselves.

100% fresh and ready to go Pain >> Naruto
Anonymous No.283697034 [Report] >>283697105
>>283696372
guarantee Sasuke doesn't give a shit what Sakura does when he isn't around. Not like he isn't going around taming strange in every village he sets foot in on his walkabout.
Anonymous No.283697105 [Report] >>283697127
>>283697034
Retard...
Anonymous No.283697127 [Report]
>>283697105
Boruto is canon.
Anonymous No.283697139 [Report] >>283697173
>>283696921
Jiraiya with intel or if he replaced Naruto against Pain >> 100% fresh and ready to go Pain >> Sage Naruto
Anonymous No.283697173 [Report] >>283697199 >>283698297
>>283697139
>Jiraiya with intel or if he replaced Naruto against Pain
Yeah. Idc how much Kishi tried to glaze Jiraiya. None of his feats match up to Deva Path, or Itachi, who supposedly had to run away from him.
Anonymous No.283697199 [Report] >>283697282
>>283697173
Deva path feats
>
>
>
Anonymous No.283697202 [Report] >>283697286
>>283696853
Pain and Itachi still count as a Naruto and Sasuke win respectively. Kisame is the only exception.
Also
>Konan
>Heavy hitter
Lmao
Anonymous No.283697213 [Report]
>>283696921
Pain/Nagato still died only because of Naruto. Same with Itachi and Sasuke.
Anonymous No.283697222 [Report]
Part 1 Neji and Rock lee beat 5 second Pain
Anonymous No.283697282 [Report] >>283697322
>>283697199
Deva path feats
>killed Kakashi
>destroyed Konoha
>solo'd raged-out-9-tails Naruto
Reminder Jiraiya could barely even handle 4-tails Naruto.
Anonymous No.283697286 [Report] >>283697689 >>283697696 >>283697706
>>283697202
>Konan
>Heavy hitter
Name 1 character who could survive her gorgillion paper bombs without eye hax.
Anonymous No.283697295 [Report]
>>283696749
At least he did better than Yugito...
Anonymous No.283697322 [Report] >>283697344 >>283697351 >>283697370
>>283697282
>Killed Kakashi
Wow he killed a Jonin
>Destroyed Konoha
Wow he destroyed buildings and then was depowered for 20 minutes
>solo'd raged-out-9-tails Naruto
So did Kakuzu
Anonymous No.283697344 [Report]
>>283697322
Kakashi was supposed to be just a jonin, but he ends up basically the strongest jonin in the world, with at most Gai, the Kage and B being comparable.
Anonymous No.283697351 [Report]
>>283697322
Whatever (You) say, disingenuous faggot.
Anonymous No.283697370 [Report]
>>283697322
>Wow he killed a Jonin
Multiple, actually, and Kakashi ends up becoming Kage, so he basically killed a Kage level threat.
>Wow he destroyed buildings and then was depowered for 20 minutes
Yep. That's all he did. Definitely didn't ravage the village and destroy multiple strongholds and kill multiple shinobi. Just threw some rocks at some buildings.
>So did Kakuzu
No he didn't.

Conclusion: you're a faggot.
Anonymous No.283697388 [Report]
>>283688387
>The enemy is lugging around a body
Someone already said that, but it's really weird how they don't simply seal him, they really never get multiple targets at the same time? They really can always bring a famous corpse around with no one noticing?
Anonymous No.283697406 [Report]
>>283688631
Thank you OP.
Anonymous No.283697433 [Report]
>>283689191
In that case they would have stationed nearby ninjas to phone when someone with a bounty dies, so they know to be prepared.
Anonymous No.283697448 [Report] >>283697458
>>283689370
I was thinking the same things, and this makes me think this organization, capable of operating in and dealing with all the nations in a period where they're in conflict, is far more powerful than Kishi intended.
Anonymous No.283697458 [Report]
>>283697448
Imagine what would happen to the Naruto world if more than one group of people could have agency at the same time.
Anonymous No.283697566 [Report] >>283697716
>>283691610
>Dispelling genjutsu
Didn't Chiyo have to tell him?
>Improved taijutsu… despite barely having any good taijutsu feats pre-Sage Mode
Sasuke stomped him in close combat.
Anonymous No.283697637 [Report] >>283697672
>>283695081
I really doubt she has greater chakra than Kisame, even ignoring the kage, or Hashirama.
Anonymous No.283697659 [Report]
>>283696267
Rotation for defense, Rock lee for offensive power, Neji for destroying constructs, and trasmitting chakra directly to his internals.
Anonymous No.283697672 [Report] >>283697704
>>283697637
With Kisame, wasn't all the chakra just Samehada?
Anonymous No.283697689 [Report] >>283697741
>>283697286
Name 1 character stronger than base Jiraiya that she could beat with no prep time.
Anonymous No.283697696 [Report] >>283697755 >>283697790
>>283697286
Tobirama and Minato simply teleport away, same for all the Otsutsuki (I don't know if Boruto's flying Raijin is fast enough, so he might be an exception).
Sasuke might try to escape with Manda reverse summoning.
Anonymous No.283697704 [Report] >>283697718
>>283697672
Samehada ate chakra, but I don't think it's ever contradicted his claim to fame, having so much chakra he was known as the tailles tailed beast.
Anonymous No.283697706 [Report] >>283697761
>>283697286
Hidan
Anonymous No.283697716 [Report] >>283697733
>>283691576
>>283691377
>>283697566
Samefag
Anonymous No.283697718 [Report] >>283697733
>>283697704
>tailless tailed beast
What an honor to receive such a title...
Anonymous No.283697733 [Report]
>>283697716
Just the last who you answered to actually.
>>283697718
And that's why he uses Samehada.
Anonymous No.283697741 [Report] >>283697765 >>283697936
>>283697689
>Tsunade
>Orochimaru
>Sasori
>Hidan
>Mei
>Any Jonin rank and below
Obviously you underestimate her ability to fly and negate most damage by turning into paper. Jiraiya would be on that list as well if he didn't so happen to have the perfect counter to her jutsu
Anonymous No.283697755 [Report] >>283697790
>>283697696
>Boruto shit
Stopped reading. Idfag about non-canon material.
Anonymous No.283697761 [Report] >>283697777
>>283697706
>flys out of range
>sends suicide paper bombs to dismember the retard
Lol
Anonymous No.283697765 [Report] >>283697795
>>283697741
>Mei
How does paper beat magma?
Anonymous No.283697773 [Report]
>Only in his Edo perfect susanoo Madara could rival the legendary Biju
Fuark Hidan and Kakuzu, my outerversal VILLAINS
Anonymous No.283697777 [Report]
>>283697761
You question was who would survive. (Although Hidan is also immune to explosions when it's plot convenient)
Anonymous No.283697790 [Report] >>283697813 >>283697929
>>283697696
Boruto apparently needs time to focus to go to a location unlike Minato and Tobirama who can teleport instantly.

>>283697755
Part of the franchise and canon. Cry about it.
Anonymous No.283697795 [Report] >>283697811
>>283697765
>Fly out of range
>Send remote paper bombs to kill your enemy
People really underestimate how OP flying is in the Naruto universe.
Anonymous No.283697811 [Report] >>283697826
>>283697795
Just like she did against Jiraya...
Anonymous No.283697813 [Report]
>>283697790
>and canon
Nah
Anonymous No.283697819 [Report]
Konan could soak her paper with a little poison and give papercuts ot her enemies. Shit they wouldn’t even notice they were hit.
Anonymous No.283697826 [Report] >>283697837
>>283697811
>gets hit with oil
Clearly, she was not out of range, retard.
Anonymous No.283697837 [Report] >>283697869
>>283697826
Why didn't she use her tactic that automatically lets her beat anyone? If we didn't see it happen you would make that same argument for how she'd beat Jiraya, but in reality she just got oneshot by some oil.
Anonymous No.283697851 [Report] >>283697952
People really underestimate how OP Konan is. Just because her gorgillion jutsu got foiled by an asspull doesn't mean it wouldn't defeat 99% of the cast. She could disguise any landscape with her bajillion bombs and be just as effective. Imagine if she was an acting Kage. She'd have one of the best defenses for her respective village.
Anonymous No.283697869 [Report] >>283698319
>>283697837
What's Jiraiya's counter to 10 minutes of nonstop explosions? What's Jiraiya's counter to any of Itachi's jutsu. Just because Kishi attempted to make Jiraiya impressive doesn't mean he was successful.
Anonymous No.283697883 [Report] >>283702321
>Itachi out of nowhere
Anonymous No.283697929 [Report]
>>283697790
>Boruto apparently needs time to focus to go to a location unlike Minato and Tobirama who can teleport instantly.
Yes, he explicitely has a variation he just calls flying raijin, and requires more time, that's why I mentioned he might be too slow.
I also don't think he can freely use the Kama rift.
Anonymous No.283697936 [Report] >>283697974 >>283697988
>>283697741
>Any Jonin rank and below
That's not a heavy hitter. Same with Hidan.
Also she literally can't do anything against the first 3, lmao.
>if he didn't so happen to have the perfect counter to her jutsu
You mean dumping oil on her? I'm sure Orochimaru could come up with something like that as well.
Anonymous No.283697952 [Report] >>283697988
>>283697851
Nah, retards overrate the fuck out of her because of her prep time feat, but ignore that she folded to fucking oil.
Anonymous No.283697965 [Report] >>283697988
>picrel is kage tier according to konanfags
Anonymous No.283697974 [Report] >>283697987
>>283697936
>she literally can't do anything against
This faggot doesn't even know she's the one who recruited Sasori...
Anonymous No.283697987 [Report] >>283697998
>>283697974
Kek, I just knew you would bring up the noncanon video game scene where Sasori didn't even have his puppet body.
Anonymous No.283697988 [Report] >>283704693
>>283697936
>>283697952
>>283697965
All me btw
Anonymous No.283697998 [Report]
>>283697987
>kek I knew you would directly counter me
Concession: unwanted.
Anonymous No.283698022 [Report] >>283698037 >>283698181
>nooooo you can't have a competent OP female in Kishi's manga
>reeeeeee how dare you imagine the possibilities of an OP character that isn't an Uchiha or other in-universe God descendant
Look, I don't make the rules, and it's not my fault Kishi is canonically retarded, but he created an incredibly OP female character without even realizing it
Anonymous No.283698037 [Report] >>283698103
>>283698022
Not any anon who posted in this discussion but no, Konan really isn't that strong in a normal fight, if she can bring you to the zone she prepared she's good.
Anonymous No.283698077 [Report]
What if Luffy and Teach have the same mother?
Anonymous No.283698097 [Report]
>Jiraiya vs 4 tails Naruto
Nearly dies
>Crippled Orochimaru vs enraged 4 tails Naruto
Has some light banter and slithers away
>Orochimaru vs Itachi
Lucky to walk away with 1 arm
>Jiraiya vs Itachi + Kisame
Somehow convinces Itachi, who fodderized his teammate, that he could never best, and had the "tailless Jinchuriki" as his partner, to retreat because he was apparently such a threat that the latter two would risk their lives taking frog man out
>Tsunade is an equal to Orochimaru and Jiraiya despite almost being killed by some nerd with glasses
Anyone who takes power levels and feats in this manga seriously should definitely consider taking a mental retardation analysis.
Anonymous No.283698103 [Report]
>>283698037
>Not any anon who posted
/doubt
Anonymous No.283698133 [Report] >>283698156 >>283698173 >>283698181
Tbh, I understand Konanfag. Like most of us agree Hidan and Kakuzu beating Yugito is stupid right? So in the same way it's stupid how Jiraya oneshots Konan with the oil. Kishi just really did a poor job of making the most out of the characters and abilities he had to work with in part 2.
Btw, anyone got the raws for chapter 313 (or was it 312)? When Kakuzu and Hidan enter, in the english translation Kakuzu says "she's all yours", which some people interpret to mean Hidan beat Yugito by himself, which would be even more retarded, but I was curious what he actually says in the japanese version. Too lazy to download it though.
Anonymous No.283698147 [Report] >>283698181 >>283700743
Fourth strongest Akatsuki member.
She can make paper clones out of paper bombs and blow shit up better than Itachi's exploding clones.
Can just pull a Jolyne Cujoh and turn her vital organs into something else.
Can fly, which is one of the rarest abilities.
Forms paper into spears and discs again which can have paper bombs in them.
Can probably reverse-summon Pain because she's contracted to the animal path, now you're fucked.
Anonymous No.283698156 [Report] >>283698271
>>283698133
>which some people interpret to mean Hidan beat Yugito by himself, which would be even more retarded
Why? All he needs is some blood and then he can take all the time in the world to complete his ritual
Anonymous No.283698173 [Report]
>>283698133
it's because Kishi hates women, and makes them job at every opportunity. even when they win fights, it's only on technicality/because the man intentionally threw
Anonymous No.283698181 [Report] >>283698263 >>283698296 >>283698302 >>283700770
>>283698022
>>283698133
>>283698147
Is Konan the strongest non-ayyy kunoichi?
Anonymous No.283698226 [Report]
>>283689499
This isn't a bad ... panel. Actually it's a pretty good one. It shows warranted hesitation and doubt.

>>283689684
More focus on the monks would be good, but I really like the idea of these monks and bounties. It makes the world feel a lot bigger, underdeveloped or not. ANOTHER jinchuriki arc would be horribly tiring
Anonymous No.283698240 [Report] >>283698296
I have issues with this arc. First, Akatsuki going into an ambush when they're better than that. They proved themselves to be intelligent and efficient, so much so that everything was offscreen except for his fight against Team Asuma. Speaking of Asuma, how the hell was his death not a bigger deal in the world? There's no way Danzo wouldn't have taken advantage of that. And third is how they killed Hidan. He got this voodoo/Mexican magic that made me think it was also kind of inspired by The Crow. But I never understood how Shikamaru killed him. At least Danzo's weakness is the “hit the weak spot” kind of deal.
Anonymous No.283698263 [Report]
>>283698181
Yeah, apart from very strong and flexible ninjutsu she has a mindset similar to Sasuke where she's willing to take mutual damage to force her position.
All she's lacking is the funny infinite bomb printing weapon.
Anonymous No.283698271 [Report]
>>283698156
Because any of her attacks (including the only one actually shown) would blow his body to smithereens if we take the way Shikamaru defeats him as benchmark. There is no reason to think he'd get a hit in quickly, considering he himself admits to being slow andhow he performs vs Asuma, aswell as even Shikamaru, who does not pracice taijutsu at all. Afaik it's also unclear if he can even get blood from a transformed biju.
Anonymous No.283698288 [Report]
>>283696861
It indicates a pause, so if it's before another second speech bubble the character waits before speaking, and if it's the only bubble in the panel it's meant to show the character is staring for a while
Anonymous No.283698293 [Report]
Shikamaru won because of PIS. He has by far the worst jutsu in the series. Even basic ninjutsu jutsu are more reliable.
Anonymous No.283698296 [Report] >>283698307
>>283698181
Yugito solos without the trap she prepared for Tobi.
>>283698240
> never understood how Shikamaru killed him
He never kills him, he just makes it practically impossible for him to act or to restore his body. Of course you need to be a genius to figure out how to incapacitate an opponents without killing them (such as throwing them in a hole or cutting off their limbs). Though I heard Kishi retconned it to Hidan being actually dead because he needs to eat, which is just more retarded.
Anonymous No.283698297 [Report]
>>283697173
We've seen exactly how Jiraya would handle Pain or Itachi. Itachi more easily than Pain actually
Anonymous No.283698302 [Report]
>>283698181
That's Sakura, Sarada if you don't count Uchiha as Ayyy, even if only because MS.
Anonymous No.283698307 [Report] >>283698324
>>283698296
How does that work, given that Hidan tanked worse
Anonymous No.283698319 [Report]
>>283697869
Jiraiya can teleport into that other frog/reverse summon like he did to abduct one of the Pain in 1v6. But yes unless you can teleport there isn't really a way out of the 600 billions explosive tags other than not giving Konan prep time

Itachi gets hard countered
Anonymous No.283698324 [Report] >>283698462
>>283698307
When Hidan met Konoha ninjas Kishi realized they actually need to have a way of beating him, so his ability turned from all around being untouchable into just being immortal while being as vulnerable to injury as a civilian. Like when Asuma cuts off his head, he is still alive but completely unable to act until Kakuzu fixes him.
Anonymous No.283698462 [Report] >>283698540
>>283698324
Asuma cut off his head with a really powerful jutsu. Shikamaru didn't do that. It would have been more thematically sound if it had Been Asuma on Hidan, but Kishimoto went with the “big-brained” Shikamaru and just made it look silly.
Anonymous No.283698540 [Report]
>>283698462
I'd say he cut off his head with a fairly mediocre jutsu, anything Yugito would've thrown at him should've been stronger. But yeah it is silly that the guy who's supposed to be unkillable is taken out by generic exploding tags that genin use.
Anonymous No.283698926 [Report]
>>283688227 (OP)
This should have been cannon
Anonymous No.283699368 [Report]
I ended up looking up the "She's all yours" line afterall. What Kakuzu says in japanese is "Now it's just you" or "From now on it's just you". I think it could be interpreted as being adressed to either Yugito, which would imply she got seperated from some kind of group or Hidan, to imply he's fighting on his own from now on. Not sure him adressing it to Hidan would make sense though, like why would they stop working together after doing it up to this point.
Anonymous No.283699563 [Report] >>283699581
>>283693917
Kushina belongs in that roster,
According to tsunade she spammed shadow clones like naruto and could do rasengan
It is Implied that she is strong and skilled enough to at least keep up with Minato on missions and earn his respect.

And obviously her sealing jutsus were necessary for the leaf along with her nine tails cloak.
Anonymous No.283699581 [Report] >>283699734
>>283699563
But is she on the level of Asuma?!
Anonymous No.283699734 [Report]
>>283699581
Bruh she sealed of the ninetails completely like twice.
Even while being impaled after having it extracted from her while giving birth at the same time.
Anonymous No.283699769 [Report] >>283699800
>>283689499
>bitching
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Anonymous No.283699781 [Report] >>283699800
Anonymous No.283699800 [Report]
>>283699769
>>283699781
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Sasuke if only he was here ...
Anonymous No.283700743 [Report] >>283700846
>>283698147
aiiieeeee
Anonymous No.283700770 [Report] >>283700913 >>283703236 >>283703493
>>283698181
I'm pretty sure even war arc Temari and Tenten with the sage of six paths weapons can kick her ass kek
Konanfags are deluded retards
Anonymous No.283700822 [Report]
Ngl I kinda like the fanfic idea of Hinata being used as a vessel for Kaguya's resurrection. It gives more importance at the end of the war arc.
Anonymous No.283700846 [Report]
>>283700743
What Akatsuki members could beat the oil?
Anonymous No.283700913 [Report] >>283701342
>>283700770
I mean Tenten oneshot Kakuzu, so that's not an argument against her being a top Akatsuki.
Anonymous No.283701342 [Report] >>283701617 >>283702256
>>283700913
No she didn't.
She beat Reanimated Kazuku who is far weaker then living Kazuku as are most of the reanimated Akatsuki.
Anonymous No.283701617 [Report] >>283701971
>>283701342
What makes you think being reanimated makes them weaker?
Anonymous No.283701785 [Report] >>283702568 >>283702726 >>283702741 >>283702743 >>283702914 >>283703514
Since we shit on Part 2 I would like to say some things they did really fucking well.

Tobito
He's great. Even though it is obvious he is Obito and people guessed it almost as soon debuted it just works and it is clear Kishi had plans for him from the start. He also gets set apart because he is juet fucking brutal at times. Trapping people in Genjutsu just to snap their necks.

Naruto's training.
Actually one of the best parts. Explains elemental chakra and later the Nature Chakra explains why we see such fucking weirdos like Orochimaru and Kisame.

Might Guy
Fuck Rock Lee he is the Blue Beast of Leaf!

The 4 Hokage reanimation.
They're just fucking awesome.

Madara and Hashirama's backstory and how preventable but also tragically unavoidable it was.

People continue to fucking die and there are very very real stakes.

Sakura during the War Arc.

The 5 Kage being a bunch of turbo retards who can't agree on shit and were fucking around with the Akatsuki behind the scenes makes a fuck ton of sense.

How easily Sasuke and Obito put Dumbzo in a body bag.

Just some stray thoughts in the morning.
Anonymous No.283701971 [Report]
>>283701617
Sasori doesn't have his arsenal of puppets.

Kakuzu isn't defeated by Tenten that is filler only. The two leaf Jobbers and InuShikaCho defeat Kakuzu.

Deidera is actually more powerful because he can act even more recklessly.
Anonymous No.283702256 [Report] >>283702554
>>283701342
It was also just a heart, and she spent nearly all her chakra for that feat.
Anonymous No.283702321 [Report]
>>283697883
That's what kishi does.
Anonymous No.283702471 [Report] >>283702537
I wish Konan was oilled up when Yahiko did her.
Anonymous No.283702537 [Report]
>>283702471
They only needed to as Jiraya.
Anonymous No.283702554 [Report] >>283702950
>>283702256
In a filler only epsiode.
Anonymous No.283702568 [Report]
>>283701785
>Tobito
>He's great. Even though it is obvious he is Obito and people guessed it almost as soon debuted it just works and it is clear Kishi had plans for him from the start. He also gets set apart because he is juet fucking brutal at times. Trapping people in Genjutsu just to snap their necks.
One of the worst "twist" villains in shonen history. Tobi being Obito was so obvious everyone spent a decade coping there was a double twist and that Kishimoto couldn't be THAT bad of a writer
>Naruto's training.
>Actually one of the best parts. Explains elemental chakra and later the Nature Chakra explains why we see such fucking weirdos like Orochimaru and Kisame.
The chakra system is never really thoroughly explained. Naruto raised some clear points about how this new retconned in elemental sytem doesn't fit the previously established techniques in the universe and it gets waved away with "That will take too long to explain" and never mentioned again. The elemental stuff never really made sense and is dropped as quickly as it's introduced. Lightning beating Earth? Fucking retarded. Bloodline limits were never meant to be boring uninspired elemental chakra combinations. The elemental bullshit simply made the fights more generic and the power system feel more contrived since it was clearly retconned in.
>Might Guy
>Fuck Rock Lee he is the Blue Beast of Leaf!
Guy is just a bad ripoff of Lee with a worse backstory and theme. Completely loses the whole shtick of jutsu-less taijutsu ninja to the detriment of being a thematically worse character with less compelling motivations. He even steals the Green/Blue (same word in jap) beast title from Lee who uses it several times first before Kishi randomly decides to turn Guy into Lee 2.0
Anonymous No.283702589 [Report] >>283702689 >>283703756
Was it all a dream
Anonymous No.283702689 [Report]
>>283702589
>"SASUKE YOU WERE RIGHT! WE HAVE TO KILL THE KAGE! SASUKE ARE YOU HEARING ME! I'VE BEEN FIGHTING KAGUYA IN A GENJUTSU FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE 200 YEARS! WE MUST KILL THE KAGE! YOUR REVOLUTION PLANS ARE CORRECT! THE WORLD WILL NEVER ADVANCE UNLESS WE BURN DOWN THIS BROKEN SYSTEM!"
Anonymous No.283702697 [Report]
Watching Kakashi + team 10 fighting Kak and Hidude and Kakashi hard carries this fight. Team 10 sucks dick.
Anonymous No.283702726 [Report]
>>283701785
>it is clear Kishi had plans for him from the start
No, it isn't. His very first scene where he's acting retarded when he's alone with Zetsu completely breaks to logic of his character.
Anonymous No.283702741 [Report]
>>283701785
Respectively disagree on almost everything you said, beside the kagre reanimation, I liked half of them (disliked Rasa and didn't particularly care for the raikage).
Anonymous No.283702743 [Report] >>283702851
>>283701785
>Madara and Hashirama's backstory and how preventable but also tragically unavoidable it was.
Badly retconned in 600 chapters too late. Felt forced and was only added to try to parallel Naruto/Sasuke with the lame Indra/Asura reincarnation retcon
>People continue to fucking die and there are very very real stakes.
I can't think of a single actual death that mattered in the war. Neji's death was a joke and he only appears for the first time in hundreds of chapters to immediately die so it doesn't do anything to raise the stakes. Does a single named character on the protagonists side that anyone cared about die in the war arc besides randoms introduced in the last part of the manga?
>Sakura during the War Arc.
More forced than her fight with Sasori
>The 5 Kage being a bunch of turbo retards who can't agree on shit and were fucking around with the Akatsuki behind the scenes makes a fuck ton of sense.
The Gokage losing off-panel to a single Uchiha was retarded
>How easily Sasuke and Obito put Dumbzo in a body bag.
This just made it clear that Danzo was a dropped idea that he had to clean up. Felt like his whole character beginning to end was pointless and this fight really made it obvious.
Anonymous No.283702807 [Report] >>283702924
Something I never got about Pain-
Why is his village's symbol on his protector crossed? The other Akatsuki members do that because they've abandoned their village, but Pain is pretty much the Amekage and very clearly cares about his home town. And it's not like he's a double agent like Itachi or something.
Anonymous No.283702851 [Report] >>283702943 >>283702971
>>283702743
>Does a single named character on the protagonists side that anyone cared about die in the war arc
You mentioned it, Neji, and as you said it was dumb.
>This just made it clear that Danzo was a dropped idea that he had to clean up. Felt like his whole character beginning to end was pointless and this fight really made it obvious.
The point of Danzo's character was "redeeming" almost every other character, providing forced drama and tragedy to motivate and "justify" them, like Madara and black zetsu, who at least were less blatant in this.
Anonymous No.283702914 [Report]
>>283701785
Mist Ninjas don't need the Akatsuki because they already have their army of sociopaths. Kisame is just the one guy taking the shark bit too far and was a murder hobo. He needs a mist ninja woman

I am not sold on Obito. Does he maintain too jobs as Mizukage and Akatsuki president? Or does he go back to the cave after the meeting? Madara would make sense if he just trained Obito and Nagato, told Konan to make sure he doesn't breed. He seems generous handing Zetsu to the Akatsuki
Anonymous No.283702924 [Report]
>>283702807
They did that the moment they got betrayed by Hanzo which resulted on Yahiko's death.
Anonymous No.283702943 [Report]
>>283702851
Neji dying did nothing to raise the stakes since he wasn't even being shown as a participant. Randomly cutting to kill off a character that was last seen 10 years ago doesn't have an impact.
Anonymous No.283702950 [Report] >>283703123
>>283702554
No, that bit was in the manga as well.
Anonymous No.283702971 [Report]
>>283702851
>The point of Danzo's character was "redeeming" almost every other character, providing forced drama and tragedy to motivate and "justify" them, like Madara and black zetsu, who at least were less blatant in this.
Agreed. It could have been done well but the way he just gets killed off after neatly taking on all the sins of fan favorites feels cheap
Anonymous No.283703123 [Report]
>>283702950
It felt filler.
Anonymous No.283703236 [Report] >>283703311 >>283703605
>>283700770
This was cool though, effortlessly killed a gorillion bugs from Konohas strongest clan
Anonymous No.283703311 [Report] >>283703436
>>283703236
I don't remember that and I just reread the manga. Was that anime filler?
Anonymous No.283703436 [Report] >>283703480
>>283703311
It's chadnon
Anonymous No.283703480 [Report]
>>283703436
Filler really confuses the minds of secondaries
Anonymous No.283703493 [Report] >>283703593
>>283700770
Konan rapes Temari
Anonymous No.283703514 [Report]
>>283701785
Bro Sasuke struggled a lot against Danzo. He actually LOST the 1v1
Anonymous No.283703593 [Report] >>283704388
>>283703493
Scythe weasel cuts paper.
Anonymous No.283703605 [Report] >>283703744
>>283703236
My wife shits on Konohakeks
Anonymous No.283703744 [Report]
>>283703605
I can't imagine Kishi gave the go for this opening.
Anonymous No.283703756 [Report]
>>283702589
is this real, chat?
Anonymous No.283704388 [Report] >>283704678 >>283704902
>>283703593
Temari wouldn't just casually go through Konoha like Konan did
Anonymous No.283704678 [Report] >>283704731
>>283704388
Konan didn't do that, lmao. All she did was fight a few Aburame members and some unnamed shitters.
Anonymous No.283704693 [Report]
>>283697988
Why would that even matter when you were too much of a retard to counter any of the points he made, kek
Anonymous No.283704731 [Report]
>>283704678
She went on the battlefield and killed/interrogated whoever she wanted not taking any damage
Anonymous No.283704902 [Report] >>283705621
>>283704388
She absolutely would, she shredded the third raikage, she effortlessly defeated Tayuya, and, most importantly, every namedd character can effortlessly go through nameless characters.
Anonymous No.283704998 [Report] >>283705791
You are my friend!
AAAAAHHHHHHHH
Anonymous No.283705621 [Report]
>>283704902
She did nothing to the Raikage and Tayuya is shit
Anonymous No.283705791 [Report]
>>283704998
I'm not your friend, buddy.