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Jeanne D'Arc
Why is Japan so obsessed with this girl? I can't escape her no matter what I watch/read.
Anonymous No.283740983 [Report] >>283744228
>>283740914 (OP)
>I can't escape her no matter what I watch/read.
Get better taste then
Anonymous No.283740985 [Report] >>283744107 >>283748031
JEANNE TASUKETEEEE
Anonymous No.283741089 [Report] >>283741130 >>283741251 >>283743635 >>283750574 >>283751649 >>283752894
>died in an epic way
>devoted to her country and kami
>military service
>Bishoujo aesthetic girl
>foreign and exiting
>from France (japs love France check Paris syndrome)
Jeanne fits the nipponese spirit perfectly.
Anonymous No.283741109 [Report] >>283741162
>>283740914 (OP)
I've only seen her in Fate, what shitty ass anime do you watch?
Anonymous No.283741130 [Report] >>283742279 >>283744153 >>283746206
>>283741089
>died in an epic way
Being defeated, then being raped by bongs, and finally burned alive doesn't sound like an epic death.
Anonymous No.283741162 [Report] >>283743895 >>283744569
>>283741109
Anonymous No.283741239 [Report] >>283750512 >>283750572
>>283740914 (OP)
>Why is Japan so obsessed with this girl?
she's a badass
Anonymous No.283741251 [Report] >>283741928 >>283745056 >>283745123
>>283741089
>japs love France
They're literally the only country in the world who does. The French are a punchline even in the dirtiest favela.
Anonymous No.283741337 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
>Why is Japan so obsessed with this IRL magical girl?
Who knows...
Anonymous No.283741928 [Report]
>>283741251
The rest of the world is just tsundere for France.
Anonymous No.283742070 [Report] >>283744286 >>283746937
>>283740914 (OP)
You already know the answer. She was a teenage girl. There aren't many anime/manga about, say, the lives of Henry V or the Black Prince, because they weren't teenage girls.
Anonymous No.283742072 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
Onna kishi moe.
Anonymous No.283742127 [Report] >>283742230
>>283740914 (OP)
What always grind my gears is how sexualized she's portrayed sometimes. This was a woman who was incredibly chaste - that it was even brought up in court as a thing to prove her innocence - would never show skin, would often beat and chase away any women who weren't the wives/daughters of the soldiers.
Then again, Japan never seems to never read more than five minutes of google searching on historical figures.
Anonymous No.283742154 [Report] >>283742443 >>283743141
>>283740914 (OP)
She is one of the most fascinating people in history as well as being extraordinarily well documented. Like hundreds of accounts by eyewitnesses.

https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/your-review-joan-of-arc

Apologies if it's been posted already, great reading however.
Anonymous No.283742186 [Report]
She's cute.
And the amount of noott I've blasted to this jeanne could drown a Hippo
Anonymous No.283742190 [Report] >>283746748
>>283740914 (OP)
JANNU
Anonymous No.283742206 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
My wife
Anonymous No.283742230 [Report] >>283744121 >>283744121 >>283744178
>>283742127
Midwit take,Jeanne being hot is an historic fact and she did show skin her followers saw her naked when she was nursing her wounds
Anonymous No.283742244 [Report]
Anonymous No.283742279 [Report] >>283742359
>>283741130
she beat the shit out of the English, utterly humiliated them on the field (where it really mattered)
France losing wars was already a meme by then. Imagine being English and losing to a WOMAN.
Anonymous No.283742359 [Report] >>283742394 >>283742443 >>283743537
>>283742279
>If You get defeated, captured and then killed by your enemies that mean (You) won
also remember that she was only there to give the troops a moral boost, because at first when she went to the battlefields she got BTFO, She wasn't a warrior killing hundreds or some shit like that.
Anonymous No.283742394 [Report] >>283742804
>>283742359
She was strong enough to beat whores.
Anonymous No.283742443 [Report] >>283742804
>>283742359
You should definitely read >>283742154 since it would be incorrect to suggest she was a mere cheerleader. She was a fine commander and an exceedingly accomplished diplomat and orator - things you don't expect from peasant girls who can't read.
Anonymous No.283742707 [Report] >>283745731
Anonymous No.283742804 [Report] >>283742934
>>283742394
Fairy point.

>>283742443
I've read her story before, maybe this is hard for you to understand, but military experience isn't acquired suddenly. Managing and leading an army at 16 must be difficult, even more so if you can't read or write. She only gave the troops morale, unless we believe in magic and God gave her superpowers.
Anonymous No.283742876 [Report] >>283743163 >>283743724
>>283740914 (OP)
better question, why do Americans have such an aversion to admitting any other country has anything good about it?
Anonymous No.283742934 [Report] >>283742963 >>283743109
>>283742804
>Thiband d’Armagnac or de Termes, Knight, bailiff of Chartres: "Except in matters of war, she was simple and innocent. But in the leading and drawing up of armies and in the conduct of war, in disposing an army for battle and haranguing the soldiers, she behaved like the most experienced captain in all the world, like one with a whole lifetime of experience."

>[The Duke d'Alencon, French nobleman and general]: "In everything that she did, apart from the conduct of the war, Joan was young and simple, but in the conduct of war she was most skillful, both in carrying a lance herself, in drawing up the army in battle order, and in placing the artillery. And everyone was astonished that she acted with such prudence and clear-sightedness in military matters, as cleverly as some great captain with twenty or thirty years’ experience; and especially in the placing of artillery, for in that she acquitted herself magnificently."

>[Marguerite La Touroulde, Joan's landlady at Chinon] "And from all that I know of her she was absolutely ignorant except in the matter of arms. For I have seen her ride a horse and wield a lance as well as the finest soldier, and the soldiers themselves were most astonished by this."

>Dunois (Bastard of Orleans) gives up and flatly says that she's so good that: I believe that Joan was sent by God, and that her deeds in the war were the fruit of divine inspiration rather than of human agency. . . .
Anonymous No.283742963 [Report] >>283743059 >>283743109 >>283743622
>>283742934
>But also she kept doing miracles, and this terrified her contemporaries, Armagnac or Burgundian or English. Most of them are minor things - calming a horse with the Cross, hearing a soldier who would die in the next engagement blaspheming and saying "do you swear, and you so near to death?", predicting when she'd be injured in advance, not dying of infection when shot, telling the Duke d'Alencon "move or you'll get hit by a cannonball,” he moves and a couple of minutes later there's the cannonball47 killing someone else, and so forth and so on. And then there was the sword. Joan sent a letter to the town of Sainte-Catherine de Fierbois requesting that they kindly look behind (or under, she doesn't remember exactly what she said) the altar for a rusty sword with five crosses on the hilt, clean the rust off and send it to her. So they did. (We have reports of this from both Joan and the priest who mailed it to her.) Rumors that this was Joyeuse, the sword of Charlemagne, demonstrate decisively that there no lily that someone will not determinedly gild, but whatever the sword's provenance it became part of the legend of Joan of Arc.

Atheists and agnostics cannot explain this woman.
Anonymous No.283743059 [Report]
>>283742963
>Atheists and agnostics cannot explain this woman.
nit an atheist but it's a mix of exaggeration + a real competent girl
Anonymous No.283743109 [Report] >>283743185 >>283743219 >>283745880
>>283742934
>>283742963
>If you don't believe in magic, you're wrong.
Read more story and stop sucking up all the Le strong womin tales, There are plenty of younger men who have accomplished more. Just read the story of the leper king.
Anonymous No.283743137 [Report] >>283743274
>>283740914 (OP)
She is the ultimate schizo cheerleader that could also fight, she is like the heroine of a manga.
Anonymous No.283743141 [Report]
>>283742154
to categorize someone as a saint, the church requires first-hand testimony, hence why so many eyewitness account about Jeanne where recorded. It was especially difficult since the trial to make her a saint happened nearly 20 years after her death.
Anonymous No.283743163 [Report] >>283743235 >>283745578 >>283750476 >>283753073
>>283742876
Do americans even have a hero that's beloved by the japanese?
Anonymous No.283743185 [Report] >>283743365
>>283743109
it's not a boys vs girls competition, faggot. I stopped doing that in highschool
Anonymous No.283743219 [Report] >>283743365
>>283743109
What has to do with anything?
Anonymous No.283743235 [Report] >>283745629 >>283753073
>>283743163
George Washington
Anonymous No.283743274 [Report]
>>283743137
BEST post thus far
Anonymous No.283743365 [Report] >>283743378 >>283743430
>>283743185
>I stopped doing that in highschool
And yet, you keep coming here to talk about little girls, big man.

>>283743219
I was talking about facts, and that anon responded talking about miracles, we have nothing to talk about because church fags just say "Good did it" and think that is a fact.
Anonymous No.283743378 [Report] >>283743390 >>283743456
>>283743365
Being at war with god, nature, and reality must be very tiring.
Anonymous No.283743390 [Report] >>283743456
>>283743378
Prove god exists
Anonymous No.283743423 [Report]
I am having French fatigue
Anonymous No.283743430 [Report] >>283743597
>>283743365
See this guy is a skeptic, probably hasn't been one for long. He thinks he's got all the answers because the Church is a cabal of liars (they are a cabal of liars) and everything they say is a lie (most of it is lies).

But Joan of Arc as far as we know never went to Rome, who cares about the Catholics? She was a hero to the French when they were down and out, she did remarkable things, she outspoke her inquisitors at trial. This is all extremely well documented. There is no explanation for how she managed all this... even if she was a genius-level uneducated person who could become a polymath, she was incredibly ignorant as any 16-year-old peasant girl would be.

The documentation suggests otherwise. There is no good explanation for her amazing accomplishments, and so the legend endures.

Was she a saint? Was she ordained by God to save the French? Probably not, but I really don't have a better explanation.
Anonymous No.283743456 [Report]
>>283743378
>Being at war with god
Stop projecting
>nature
>reality
Pls don't use words that (You) don't understand, also Im not this dumb >>283743390
Anonymous No.283743537 [Report] >>283743562 >>283743676
>>283742359
Bong still seething centuries later lmao.
You lost the hundred years war, you lost Orléans, your lost the grace of god, you lost your massive continental holdings, you lost your honor, you lost the trial and you lost to an illiterate teenager.
Jeanne became a saint and herbprosecutors spend their death in hell after being forced to spend their life on a shitty rainy island.
Anonymous No.283743562 [Report] >>283744043
>>283743537
Her prosecutors were Burgundians and they tried her at Rouen, ie mainland France but under English control at the time.
Anonymous No.283743597 [Report] >>283743624 >>283744191
>>283743430
>The documentation suggests otherwise
>extremely well documented
It's very common to mix fantasy with history in what's considered history, historians know this. There are countless examples of humans achieving superhuman feats, such as uprooting trees with their bare hands to throw and sink enemy ships. Does that mean the Danish invasion of London was a lie? Of course not, but that anon I was talking to takes God's miracles as fact and truth lmao.
Anonymous No.283743622 [Report]
>>283742963
>Atheists and agnostics cannot explain this woman.
All I know is that France was losing for many years. Then a young girl appears claiming to be doing God's work and France starts winning out of nowhere. If I was religious back then and fighting against France I'd switch sides just in case, don't wanna make God angry.
Anonymous No.283743624 [Report]
>>283743597
Prove Jeanne existed and you aren't making it up
Anonymous No.283743635 [Report] >>283743694 >>283744010
>>283741089
>japs love France check Paris syndrome
But that shows how japs love their idealized version of France. They don't love actual France.
Anonymous No.283743676 [Report] >>283744043 >>283745180
>>283743537
>Bong
I'm [Spoiler]Spanish[/spoiler]
Anonymous No.283743694 [Report] >>283743756 >>283743792 >>283744000
>>283743635
relatable, as we all love idealized Japan here in this board
Anonymous No.283743724 [Report]
>>283742876
Why do third worlders have a victim complex?
Anonymous No.283743742 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
She's awesome to almost anyone. Like even conservative people and diehard feminist can agree she's fascinating. And it's right up the alley with Japanese interests as well. George Bernard Shaw said something along the lines that if there hadn't been records, nobody would even believe such a person existed. Much like some tales of older saints before her that people don't believe existed. But we have case records of her.
Anonymous No.283743756 [Report]
>>283743694
Fair point.
Anonymous No.283743792 [Report]
>>283743694
We all want to live in a better world it seems...
Anonymous No.283743852 [Report] >>283748889
>>283740914 (OP)
She's the only virgin french woman.
Anonymous No.283743895 [Report] >>283744569
>>283741162
One of the best girls of Madoka Magica franchise too.
Anonymous No.283744000 [Report] >>283744119 >>283744157
>>283743694
There's nothing idealized about the fact that Japan's the only country in the world with an intact creative culture. That's something anyone can observe by viewing japanese media.
Anonymous No.283744010 [Report]
>>283743635
>They don't love actual France.
I'd say they do up to at least the 60s or 70s. They' were the most kawaii Euro culture. Kawai before kawai.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6nDc9VEXp4
Anonymous No.283744043 [Report] >>283744191
>>283743562
Ok I knew that but how does that change my point lol.
>>283743676
Ah right I never understood why you guys seethed so much about us honestly, we literally never think about you outside of football.
Anonymous No.283744107 [Report]
>>283740985
I'M GOING TO GET YOU REDHEAD, FAGGOT
Anonymous No.283744119 [Report]
>>283744000
>nu-japan
>creative culture
Wasted trips.
Anonymous No.283744121 [Report] >>283744178
>>283742230
She'd never wear anything revealing though.

>>283742230
>Jeanne being hot
Has nothing to do with chastity.
Anonymous No.283744126 [Report] >>283747019
>It's okay when Mark Twain does it
Anonymous No.283744153 [Report] >>283744220
>>283741130
It kind of is an epic death when many people know how you died many centuries later
Anonymous No.283744157 [Report] >>283745547 >>283748408 >>283748483 >>283748509 >>283748596 >>283750369
>>283744000
That's not what I'm talking about. Japan as portrayed in media we consume is an idealized nation. As an example, I think schoolgirls don't even really use sailor uniforms IRL anymore, but they do in the Japan in our hearts, where people care about honor, where people carry katanas around to protect themselves from ninjas hiding everywhere... That's the Japan we like, not the soulless real thing where salarymen kill themselves working.
Anonymous No.283744178 [Report] >>283754444
>>283742230
>>283744121
It wasn't sexual. The armies back then would have "pleasure" women following them around sometimes. She notoriously chased all the whores off and made the men solely devoted to prayer and her. She commanded a literal army of simps, but in a weirdly non-romantic way.
Anonymous No.283744191 [Report] >>283744295
>>283743597
Most accounts of miracles can be discounted because of their obvious madness. The Christian tradition is filled with insanity. The interesting thing about Joan is she did not spit fire or bleed milk or fight with the strength of ten men: her actions are miraculous but they are within the realm of the possible. She was a good artillerist. She was a good commander. She spoke well and could not be tricked into heresy or contradicting herself. And there is again extensive documentation by eyewitnesses attesting to all this.
As far as historical figures are concerned she is exceedingly well documented, and since so much of that documentation is in agreement is it reasonable to take it as fact. We have a clearer picture of Joan the woman and more eyewitness accounts of her than we do of Julius Caesar, Alexander or countless other great leaders. No one doubts these men existed. Why doubt Joan? Why doubt her achievements?

>>283744043
>Ok I knew that but how does that change my point lol.
Her prosecutors were not on a "rainy island" ie England but in Normandy.
Anonymous No.283744220 [Report] >>283746495
>>283744153
She was nineteen years old when they burned her, and they never convicted her of anything. They just needed her dead because she was a great hero of the French.
Anonymous No.283744228 [Report]
>>283740983
Jeanne is great in Kanan-sama, though. She's a slovenly, homeless saint sent from heaven to keep the devil girl MC away from her human boyfriend, but she's totally inept and life keeps taking a merciless shit on her. Why wouldn't I want to read that and laugh at this pig?
Anonymous No.283744250 [Report]
Anonymous No.283744286 [Report]
>>283742070
>There aren't many anime/manga about, say, the lives of Henry V or the Black Prince, because they weren't teenage girls

They aren't M2Fed in Fateshit yet? Must be the last dead guys missing.
Anonymous No.283744295 [Report] >>283744378 >>283744431 >>283744717
>>283744191
There's walls of books assessing her madness too. I've read a few. The common skeptic consensus is that she was schizo. But they can't explain her accomplishments and everyday behavior as schizo and they end up relying on copes. She wasn't smearing the walls with poo. And she could hold normal conversations.
Anonymous No.283744378 [Report] >>283744400
>>283744295
She know so little about schizophrenia that the diagnosis itself is a cope. As you mention there are none of the infirmities you listed. She was leading men in battle and defeating the English war machine.
She was obviously high functioning, quite probably brilliant... maybe even divinely inspired.
Even if it was all a conspiracy to give the French a hero, she must have been awe-inspiring to go from peasant to war hero in the span of months.
Anonymous No.283744400 [Report]
>>283744378
>She know
We* know
whoops weird typo
Anonymous No.283744426 [Report] >>283744447 >>283744462
>>283740914 (OP)
the transcript of her trial is one of the most incredible historical documents we have today
you should read it
Anonymous No.283744431 [Report] >>283744512
>>283744295
So she was Ted Kaczynski of France?
Anonymous No.283744444 [Report] >>283744694 >>283744793 >>283745145 >>283750892
>thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVoWh7faBvg&pp=ygUMamVhbm5lIGNoYW50

Jeanne is quite simply the template for "female knight" in all of fiction. The very idea of a medieval female knight has absolutely 0 findable evidence in all of history apart from Jeanne, and the little there is would be impossible to be known by any other country than those of old Europe (mainly france and uk).
Darkness from Konosuba wouldn't exist without Jeanne, Saber wouldn't exist without Jeanne, every possible female knight in every jrpg ever wouldn't exist without Jeanne.
Japan has a gigantic boner for europe history especially when it features shit that would seem alien to them like a girl leading an army, women in feudal japan were either whores or baby factories, nothing inbetween.
Anonymous No.283744447 [Report] >>283744461
>>283744426
I can't speak French or Latin.
Anonymous No.283744461 [Report]
>>283744447
So read a translation.
Anonymous No.283744462 [Report] >>283744527
>>283744426
gimme a qrd
Anonymous No.283744506 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
Fascinating story of foreign kirishitan schizos ritual sacrificing a teenage warrior girl.
Anonymous No.283744512 [Report]
>>283744431
Ted to the British rulers at least.
The other thing though is that it's just one chapter of the 100 Years War. Lots of crazy shit. Just imagine a war in modern times lasting for a hundred years. There were cool stories on both sides. Like Henry V's famous line from Shakespeare: "Once more into the breach, dear friends!"
Anonymous No.283744527 [Report] >>283744633
>>283744462
https://www.astralcodexten.com/p/your-review-joan-of-arc
>ctrl+f
>"2.5"
will take you to the relevant section
Anonymous No.283744569 [Report]
>>283743895
>>283741162
she cute
Anonymous No.283744633 [Report]
>>283744527
>This did not stop the trial from being a great show. It really is one of the great achievements of this or any age. I could say great artistic achievements, but that would suggest that anyone was aiming at art; it is beautiful not in that it was made to be beautiful, but in that watching someone - anyone - perform at the top of a game - any game - is beautiful. Of the 400-odd pages in my edition, about 130 or so are the introduction and the background (including biographies of everyone mentioned in the trial), then another hundred or so are the bureaucratic minutia of listing who is present at the start of every day of the trial, and then the remaining 170 pages is Joan of Arc being lobbed tricky questions by the best theologians the English government can hire and, without saying anything heretical, spending these 170 pages trolling them.
Anonymous No.283744694 [Report]
>>283744444
informative
Anonymous No.283744717 [Report]
>>283744295
>There's walls of books assessing her madness too
Even the family of Jesus thought he was a bit crazy when he was young. It's just a normal reaction to label the chosen ones as crazy. But their deeds speak by themselves, it's obvious a real God was in their side.
Anonymous No.283744748 [Report] >>283744921 >>283745018
>>283740914 (OP)
Because she's amazing. The big question though is why they keep making her blond. She was not blond.
Anonymous No.283744793 [Report]
>>283744444
Quints of universal truth
Anonymous No.283744891 [Report] >>283745815
>>283740914 (OP)
Because her story is funny
>France losing against the Brits
>Some illiterate girl walks up to a camp and tells everyone God tell her to lead the French
>They were already losing anyway so why not
>She leads them to victory
>Again
>And again
>Wins so hard that the French royalty actually gets crowned
>Fucks up saving her aide and gets captured
>France basically abandons her
>Gets burned at the stake
My favourite bit about what she actually looks like is that there are no actual records of it, aside from her having nice tits and that her army definitely didn't think of her lewdly.
Anonymous No.283744921 [Report] >>283750313
>>283744748
Blonde is sexier, and blonde girls look more virtuous.
Also as you're undoubtedly aware black hair is extremely common in Japan; blonde is exotic.
Anonymous No.283745018 [Report]
>>283744748
>akshually she would look like a Palestinian girl today
Anonymous No.283745056 [Report] >>283745123
>>283741251
I don't get it. The first time I met a French girl and she was the nicest person I've been with for a long time. Meanwhile Bongs are miserable alcoholics who rape teen whores and get arrested for drugs here.
Anonymous No.283745123 [Report] >>283745620
>>283745056
>>283741251
Japan are France are two of the horniest countries on Earth. It's no wonder they get along.
Anonymous No.283745145 [Report] >>283745193 >>283750892
>>283744444
>women in feudal japan were either whores or baby factories, nothing inbetween.
That's not true. Noble women from the Heian era were writing porn like Tales of Genji.
Anonymous No.283745180 [Report]
>>283743676
That's worse.
Anonymous No.283745193 [Report]
>>283745145
while serving as baby factories
Anonymous No.283745478 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
Female fantasy anime protagonist but in real life
Anonymous No.283745547 [Report]
>>283744157
Japan doesn't need to be anime-Japan to be special for producing japanese anime. People that can look at the meteoric rise of japanese media in parallel with the downfall of hollywood over the last couple decades and just go "lol weebs" are drunk on hubris.
Anonymous No.283745578 [Report] >>283745800 >>283747598
>>283743163
General MacArthur
Anonymous No.283745620 [Report]
>>283745123
>Japan is obsessed with NTR
>50% of french “people” don’t mind if their boy/girlfriend fuck other people and men can’t get paternity tests without the womans permission (lol)
I’m noticing…
Anonymous No.283745629 [Report]
>>283743235
Even the British had mad respect for ol' George.
Anonymous No.283745682 [Report]
>WOWIE IT'S AN INT THREAD WITH BANTERING AND SHIT
Anonymous No.283745731 [Report]
>>283742707
I LOOOVE YOU JEEESUUUUUS CUHRIIIIIIIIIST~
Anonymous No.283745800 [Report] >>283747766
>>283745578
I heard some japanese women sent him a letter in which one said she wanted to have his child and to be her wife's maid
Anonymous No.283745815 [Report]
>>283744891
I thought she was described with short dark hair at least once.
Anonymous No.283745880 [Report] >>283746289
>>283743109
>Mihoposter is an utter complete retard
Anonymous No.283746206 [Report]
>>283741130
She was never raped
Plenty of proof
Anonymous No.283746289 [Report]
>>283745880
What a fucking surprise.
Anonymous No.283746422 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
jeanne...I miss you
Anonymous No.283746495 [Report] >>283746559 >>283746700
>>283744220
I think officially they convicted her for crossdressing. I think she dressed as a man during some voyage as a disguise
Anonymous No.283746559 [Report] >>283746596 >>283746622 >>283746700 >>283746726
>>283746495
They cheated basically. Crossdressing is heresy so what they did was basically rob of her clothes and then only leave her men's clothing to wear. She can then attend court naked, or crossdress.
>That sounds stupid, why the fuck is this allowed to happen
She was an English prisoner that time and they really needed to discredit her before actually killing her.
Anonymous No.283746577 [Report] >>283746732
>>283740914 (OP)
Name 10 anime where she is a prominent character (Fate only counts for one as a whole btw)
Anonymous No.283746596 [Report] >>283746640 >>283746670
>>283746559
she also dressed as a man in France.
but perhaps France of the time was more enlightened and didn't treat crossdressing as heresy.
that's wild imagine getting burned to death for putting on the wrong clothes.
Anonymous No.283746622 [Report] >>283746721
>>283746559
This. She would have been executed for either option, by the way. She was going to be punished for dressing as a man, or punished for wanton nudity in public. It was a thinly veiled bitch move that even people at the trial called out as being low.
Anonymous No.283746640 [Report] >>283746753 >>283746835
>>283746596
Anon you're on a website that wishes they could curb stomp men doing this.
Anonymous No.283746653 [Report] >>283746683 >>283746905 >>283746938 >>283747040 >>283747237 >>283747852 >>283748104 >>283753438
Do you guys think she actually could talk with God or do you think she was just a schizophrenic?
Anonymous No.283746670 [Report] >>283746726
>>283746596
They brought up the France thing, but she managed to legal argument her way out of it and swore before god that it was false. Thats why they did the clothes swap, because by showing up to court dressed like that it was taken as proof that she had lied to the court and profaned god in doing so, which is why they could slap her with a harsher punishment.
Anonymous No.283746678 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
>Pure Exotic Foreign Holy Virgin
i wonder why
Anonymous No.283746683 [Report] >>283746746
>>283746653
Nasu managed to send a message to her specifically in the past.
Anonymous No.283746700 [Report] >>283748707
>>283746495
>>283746559
They used the conviction of crossdressing because she was wearing men's clothing at the trial than a dress. She wore it to prevent rape (medieval clothing for men was much more difficult to tear off) so they stuck the charge as a threat to get tortured or else get burnt at the stake.
Anonymous No.283746721 [Report]
>>283746622
Why not rip the clothes up and make a dress? Guess she didn't think of that.
Anonymous No.283746726 [Report]
>>283746559
>>283746670
She should've went naked then.
Imagine the paintings and statues.
Plus, that's pure gigstacy energy

oh well
she's dead
Anonymous No.283746732 [Report] >>283746788 >>283746825 >>283746946 >>283747122 >>283747160 >>283747676 >>283747870 >>283747907 >>283747986 >>283748000
>>283746577
Name any non-japanese historical figure that has more appearances in japanese media than Jeanne does?
Jesus doesn't count.
Anonymous No.283746746 [Report] >>283746749 >>283748162
>>283746683
What was the message? he must win?
Anonymous No.283746748 [Report]
>>283742190
FASTER
Anonymous No.283746749 [Report]
>>283746746
kek
Anonymous No.283746753 [Report] >>283746835
>>283746640
kek i do this
Anonymous No.283746788 [Report] >>283746824
>>283746732
Alexander the great?
Anonymous No.283746819 [Report] >>283746835 >>283746847 >>283750292 >>283750807
Say something nice about her direct descendant, Clotilde d'Arc
Anonymous No.283746824 [Report] >>283746858
>>283746788
which anime's is he featured?
Anonymous No.283746825 [Report] >>283747475
>>283746732
>Admiral Perry
>MacArthur
>Buddha
>Sherlock Holmes
>Marie Antoinette
You also didn't answer my own question. Because you are a dumb retard who can't.
Anonymous No.283746835 [Report]
>>283746640
>>283746753
kill yourself
>>283746819
i want to despoil her
Anonymous No.283746847 [Report]
>>283746819
Why is she so ugly?
Anonymous No.283746858 [Report] >>283746981 >>283747038
>>283746824
I dunno he's in yugioh, fate i remember the Alexander Senki and historie manga too.
Anonymous No.283746905 [Report] >>283746938
>>283746653
Best answer I can formulate is she was extremely smart, very high IQ and had a month to learn to ride a horse and carry a lance. Her chief claim to fame is artillery, she was apparently quite good at it and I bet you that's high-IQ correlated, it's geometry and physics, all done on intuition and visual feedback.
I could not explain her trial or the answers she gave. It's just way too clever for someone who was probably subliterate. It is the most baffling thing about her really.
Any mook can get show with an arrow, survive, and be a pretty good artillerist. Only a genius could have navigated her trial with that sort of deftness.
Anonymous No.283746937 [Report] >>283746953
>>283742070
Explain jack the ripper then
Anonymous No.283746938 [Report] >>283747030
>>283746653
>>283746905
This
She had flashes of insight and interpreted them as God speaking to her. Even the way she handled her trial was extremely well-maneuvered for a peasant girl with no formal knowledge.
Anonymous No.283746946 [Report] >>283749258
>>283746732
Hitler and the Nazis.
Anonymous No.283746953 [Report]
>>283746937
Not many people know this, but Jack the Ripper was actually a teenage girl.
Anonymous No.283746981 [Report]
>>283746858
There's also this guy from an isekai but im not sure
I think he was in record of raknarok too
Anonymous No.283747019 [Report]
>>283744126
the fucking madman
Anonymous No.283747030 [Report] >>283747056
>>283746938
Two possibilities
She consistently said she heard voices and believed they were divine. So, either she literally DID hear voices, and concluded they must be divine. Or she lied.
Maybe she lied but what is the value in it? Generally if you tell people you hear voices they conclude you are mad. But maybe she was so smart (and knew it, obviously) that she concluded she could amplify her being clever by pretending to be a seer... it seems unlikely. Too many unknowns.

I think she honestly did have voices in her head, madness and brilliance are often found in the same person.
Anonymous No.283747038 [Report]
>>283746858
>Alexander Senki
Is this shit even good i looked it up since i never heard of it and it's from 99'
Anonymous No.283747040 [Report] >>283749014
>>283746653
So, there is a way to disentangle this. It requires some assumptions, but the pieces fit together.

Basically, while ON PAPER Joan never received formal tutoring she spent time living with a friend of the family in her youth who was a theological scholar. If we assume that she was a naturally clever kid and he took a liking to her and taught her rhetoric and theology, that explains why she was able to discuss the subject of religion at a much higher level than anyone of her social status should have been able to. Its important to remember that during this era theological debate was common practice among scholars, so this wouldn't have been an especially unusual thing to have been taught by someone versed in it. This explains the later trial, because they tried to catch her in simple gotcha theological arguments that she would have already been trained above that level on as a kid. Like someone representing themselves at trial so the prosecutor assumes this will be an easy case and instead finds out that they are extremely well versed in case law.

The second thing is that at the time, the french military was basically paralyzed due to a split in its military hierarchy. The military landscape was changing, and you have the old guard military generals that were refusing to adapt to the times and were more concerned with babysitting nobles who wanted to drive closer and hit people with their sword for glory, and the younger generals who saw the future that was guns and cannons.
There is an argument to be made that Joan herself didn't actually need to be a military genius, she just needed to be an EXCUSE that the generals could use to do all of the things that they wanted to do anyway, but lacked the authority to argue up the military chain of command for. But if it turns out the archangel michael granted this woman a vision that said "Hey you know whats fucking assume? Cannons are assume, use that shit more!" well now thats a different story now isn't it?
Anonymous No.283747056 [Report]
>>283747030
so jeanne is medieval ted kaczynski?
based

let's spread the word so it becomes a fantastic meme
Anonymous No.283747122 [Report]
>>283746732
My FUARKING hero
Anonymous No.283747160 [Report] >>283747189
>>283746732
The Buddah. Checkmate.
Anonymous No.283747187 [Report] >>283747221
>>283740914 (OP)
Japan is obsessed with France as a whole
Anonymous No.283747189 [Report] >>283747220
>>283747160
Read the budda from tezuka
It's great
Anonymous No.283747220 [Report] >>283747253 >>283747314
>>283747189
>So epic one of the first manga ever is about the Buddha
Can't get any more epic than that
Anonymous No.283747221 [Report] >>283747265
>>283747187
You're obsessed with Japan as a whole.
Anonymous No.283747237 [Report]
>>283746653
Anyone can talk to God, anon. That's what makes God God.
Anonymous No.283747253 [Report]
>>283747220
I mean it kinda makes sense it's like their Jesus
They have Buddha statues everywhere
Anonymous No.283747265 [Report]
>>283747221
Yes
Anonymous No.283747314 [Report] >>283747340
>>283747220
The best Buddha manga is still saint oniisan thou
Although this one is good too
Anonymous No.283747340 [Report]
>>283747314
Kinoest holiest crossover too
Anonymous No.283747475 [Report] >>283747504 >>283747505 >>283747986
>>283746825
Legit none of the figures you listed apart from Buddah have more media appearances than Jeannu and I don't even need to check lmao, and Holmes is a fictionnal character.
Also you've listed 5, so I'll do 5 as well:
>Drifters
>Vanitas no Karte
>Shingeki no Bahamut
>Aria the Scarlet
>Nobunaga the Fool
I could easily go to 10, now answer my question you dumb retard.
Anonymous No.283747504 [Report] >>283747521 >>283747541
>>283747475
What about mattew perry
I seen him in several Anime
Anonymous No.283747505 [Report]
>>283747475
>Nobunaga the Fool
Wasn't she actually the reincarnation of Nobunaga's boytoy?
Anonymous No.283747521 [Report] >>283747642
>>283747504
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sToNHFrtnn4
Anonymous No.283747541 [Report] >>283747591 >>283747613
>>283747504
Open the ports
Stop having it be closed
Anonymous No.283747591 [Report]
>>283747541
with guns gunboats
Anonymous No.283747598 [Report]
>>283745578
This nigger was beyond incompetent and is remembered positively because he knew how to play the media game.
Anonymous No.283747613 [Report] >>283747658
>>283747541
Anonymous No.283747642 [Report] >>283747648
>>283747521
Accurate
Anonymous No.283747648 [Report]
>>283747642
>no answer_answer phone call meme with his face on it
Anonymous No.283747658 [Report]
>>283747613
Perry...chan
Anonymous No.283747676 [Report] >>283747695 >>283749258
>>283746732
The Austrian painter
Anonymous No.283747695 [Report]
>>283747676
If only the good guys won WW2.
Anonymous No.283747766 [Report]
>>283745800
Japanese people were supporting MacArthur's Presidential run in 1948
Anonymous No.283747807 [Report] >>283750529
>>283740914 (OP)
>Why is Japan so obsessed with this girl?

>Peasant girl from a random ass village
>"Sup, it's God, you're the chosen one that will save the world (France)"
>Goes on a quest, is given a sword and armor and starts fighting the evil invading empire

She's literally a JRPG protagonist in real life.
Anonymous No.283747852 [Report]
>>283746653
Most likely she was some kind of noble or experiment of such, except for mercenaries, it was the nobles who were bred for war since infancy, studying tactics and strategy on all scales as they would become the generals and chief-in-command of the forces, someone saw the opportunity to test her as france was losing and inserted her in the chain of command, also very likely that she knew how to read, as you see from her trials, she was the embodiment of "pretending to be retarded", a crucial skill to have in war too.
Anonymous No.283747870 [Report]
>>283746732
Crowley is cited or is a protagonist or antagonist or side character in pretty much every single show that has to do with magic, monsters etc.
Anonymous No.283747907 [Report] >>283747926 >>283748051
>>283746732
Any historical figure who had a major role in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.
Anonymous No.283747926 [Report] >>283747966
>>283747907
dynasty warriors kingdom first I thought of
Anonymous No.283747936 [Report] >>283748075 >>283748468 >>283752257 >>283753019
>>283740914 (OP)
As Mark Twayne, a man who was anti-French, anti-Catholic, and ever the sardonic and mocking author, put it as:
>"The contrast between her and her century is the contrast between day and night. She was truthful when lying was the common speech of men; she was honest when honesty was become a lost virtue; she was a keeper of promises when the keeping of a promise was expected of no one; she gave her great mind to great thoughts and great purposes when other minds wasted themselves upon pretty fancies or upon poor ambitions; she was modest, and fine, and delicate when to be loud and coarse might be said to be universal; she was full of pity when merciless cruelty was the rule; she was steadfast when stability was unkown, and honorable in an age which had forgotten what honor was; she was a rock of convictions in a time when men believed in nothing and scoffed at all things; she was unfailingly true in an age that was false to the core; she maintained her personal signity unimpaired in an age of fawnings and servilities; she was of dauntless courage when hope and courage had perished in the hearts of her nation; she was spotlessly pure in mind and in body when society in the highest places was foul in both--she was all these things in an age when crime was the common business of lords and princes, and when the highest personages in Christendom were able to astonish even that infamous era and make it stand aghast at the spectacle of their attrocious lives black with unimaginable treacheries, butcheries, and beastialities.
>She was perhaps the only entirely unselfish person whose name has a place in profane history.
The better question is: why aren't YOU obsessed with Jean?
Anonymous No.283747966 [Report]
>>283747926
>Dynasty warriors
Hate those games for creating the worst game genre
Anonymous No.283747977 [Report]
Anonymous No.283747986 [Report] >>283748460
>>283746732
>>283747475
Does Dracula count?
Anonymous No.283747991 [Report]
>During her campaigns (1429–1431), Joan’s military successes were so dramatic — lifting the Siege of Orléans, turning the tide of the war, and crowning Charles VII — that even some English soldiers and officials reportedly grew uneasy. Chroniclers and letters from the time suggest a mix of fear, superstition, and grudging awe.
English soldiers’ morale collapse at Orléans (1429):
Contemporary sources describe English troops becoming terrified of Joan. Some called her “la Pucelle,” believing she was either a sorceress or under divine protection — either way, something beyond ordinary warfare. Several eyewitness accounts mention Englishmen refusing to face her in battle because “the Maid’s banner” seemed to promise divine favor.

William de la Pole, Duke of Suffolk:
After Orléans, Suffolk reportedly remarked that the French victory under Joan had “come from God.” That might have been a political cover or an actual admission of doubt, but it reflects that some English leadership no longer saw her as just a peasant girl with luck.

At her trial in Rouen (1431):
Even among the clergy and English-aligned judges, there were murmurs that Joan’s steadfastness and purity were uncanny. Some of the clerics who interrogated her privately admitted admiration — though the trial was tightly controlled by the pro-English Bishop Cauchon. Later memoirs from French sympathizers mention that certain English captors grew fearful of holding her, calling her “a saint or a witch.”

After her execution:
English chroniclers like Reginald Pecock and John Capgrave tried to rationalize her power, but a few hinted that she might have been “touched by grace.” Within a generation, even some English writers described her with uneasy respect rather than mockery.
Anonymous No.283747999 [Report] >>283748016
Can't believe no one mentioned ghengis
Anonymous No.283748000 [Report]
>>283746732
Jack the Ripper
Anonymous No.283748016 [Report] >>283748050
>>283747999
Bro there's no anime with Genghis
i dare you name 1
Anonymous No.283748031 [Report]
>>283740985
heh
Anonymous No.283748050 [Report]
>>283748016
ok you are right I can't think of anything
That's weird you would think there would be
Anonymous No.283748051 [Report]
>>283747907
Anonymous No.283748075 [Report] >>283748468 >>283750572 >>283751984
>>283747936
Divinely based.
Anonymous No.283748104 [Report]
>>283746653
>Do you guys think she actually could talk with God
As some other anon stated, anyone can talk to God.
I believe she was able converse with angels and saints, through telepathy.
Anonymous No.283748138 [Report] >>283748171 >>283748214 >>283748263 >>283748488 >>283748562 >>283748774
Alright anons. If anyone ever gets ahold of a time machine, lets just agree that one of the first things on the list is staging a rescue of Jeanne D'Arc.

Pretty fucking funny if after everything they go to burn her at the stake and she gets saved by a bunch of people wielding modern firepower who just show up, stop the proceedings with incomprehensible firepower, refuse to elaborate, and a leave.

Let the historians puzzle THAT fucking one out.
Anonymous No.283748162 [Report]
>>283746746
fuck you raiden
Anonymous No.283748171 [Report]
>>283748138
Why stop there? Prevent bongland from forming in the first place.
Anonymous No.283748214 [Report] >>283748268 >>283748272 >>283748562
>>283748138
And then what?
You hide her in 21 century?
Anonymous No.283748263 [Report]
>>283748138
nah I wanna meet Jesus
I want to know
Anonymous No.283748268 [Report] >>283748562
>>283748214
>You hide her in 21 century?
I think you got a kino Light Novel romcom premise with this brother.
Anonymous No.283748272 [Report] >>283748293
>>283748214
you fuck her
Anonymous No.283748293 [Report]
>>283748272
This
Anonymous No.283748408 [Report] >>283753096
>>283744157
Dude you're not even fucking Japanese stop with this stupid romanticization of a period that you never lived in
Anonymous No.283748460 [Report]
>>283747986
No because it's always Bram Stoker's Dracula and never Vlad the Impaler
Anonymous No.283748468 [Report]
>>283747936
>>283748075
what a delight
https://files.catbox.moe/maqnjo.jpg
Anonymous No.283748483 [Report]
>>283744157
salarymen killing themselves over work is kino though
Anonymous No.283748488 [Report] >>283748523 >>283748542
>>283748138
Nigga I'd save the library of Alexandria
Anonymous No.283748509 [Report]
>>283744157
>As an example, I think schoolgirls don't even really use sailor uniforms IRL anymore
Wrong, I was there two years ago and saw them in seifuku everywhere
Anonymous No.283748523 [Report]
>>283748488
You can do both. Its a time machine, it doesn't really matter what order you do things in.
Anonymous No.283748542 [Report] >>283748581 >>283748602
>>283748488
Fuck Alexandria Athens is where it's at
I'd save countless writings we lost from the golden age of Athens and maybe even mycenean and minoan
Anonymous No.283748555 [Report] >>283748573 >>283749289
>>283740914 (OP)
Weir how she's blonde in so many mangas and other fiction

She should be dark haired like in IRL
Anonymous No.283748562 [Report] >>283750499 >>283750913
>>283748138
>>283748214
>>283748268

> Save Jeanne from her cell the night before her burning
> history seems to remain unchanged
> realize after the fact that because you saved Jeanne, they burned some other poor girl in her place to cover up her mysterious disappearance and save face.
>You can never be entirely sure if this is the timeline preserving itself or if this was ALWAYS what really happened.
Anonymous No.283748573 [Report] >>283748593
>>283748555
foreigner = blonde for japanese
Anonymous No.283748581 [Report] >>283748600
>>283748542
>Save Claudius Tyrrhenika
>I dont have to save etruscan shit cuz i can read it with the book
Work smarter not harder
Anonymous No.283748593 [Report] >>283748646
>>283748573
why are they so autistic?
Anonymous No.283748596 [Report]
>>283744157
>That's not what I'm talking about. Japan as portrayed in media we consume is an idealized nation. As an example, I think schoolgirls don't even really use sailor uniforms IRL anymore, but they do in the Japan in our hearts, where people care about honor, where people carry katanas around to protect themselves from ninjas hiding everywhere... That's the Japan we like, not the soulless real thing where salarymen kill themselves working.
Anonymous No.283748600 [Report] >>283748657
>>283748581
>Save the epic cycle
>It's just homeric fanfiction
Anonymous No.283748602 [Report]
>>283748542
What I'm getting here is that we have a protag-kun with a time machine whose obsessed with saving important things that were lost to time, arguing that it doesn't change the timeline if he steals away to the future stuff that wasn't going to survive in the past anyway. Mostly he steals and preserves historical records, saving an actual person in the form of Jeanne D'Arc is something of an experiment... or perhaps he's just a massive waifufag for Jeanne.
Anonymous No.283748646 [Report]
>>283748593
It's just the easy option visually
Anonymous No.283748657 [Report] >>283748676
>>283748600
>Save the pre brennus sack records of rome
>It's just senators bickering
>Mfw the sibylline books is just schizo shit
Anonymous No.283748662 [Report] >>283748672 >>283748684 >>283748770 >>283749596
Fun fact: Jeanne REALLY loved cannons

Several testimonies even say that she felt some kind of ecstasy when they were fired
Anonymous No.283748672 [Report]
>>283748662
bitches love cannons
Anonymous No.283748676 [Report] >>283748731
>>283748657
>Go to Romulus Time
>There's no Romulus because Livius made it up
:(
Anonymous No.283748684 [Report]
>>283748662
who doesn't
Anonymous No.283748707 [Report] >>283750844
>>283746700
>She wore it to prevent rape
She's captured. How is that going to prevent anything?
Anonymous No.283748710 [Report] >>283748760 >>283748789 >>283748813
>>283740914 (OP)
Japan is honorary aryan, they are the only non-white that will ever have equal status and respect.
Anonymous No.283748731 [Report] >>283748749
>>283748676
>Mfw the Trojan war is real but not Hercules
Anonymous No.283748749 [Report]
>>283748731
Can you imagine lol
Anonymous No.283748760 [Report]
>>283748710
this desu
Anonymous No.283748770 [Report] >>283748785
>>283748662
>Real life Jeanne is a cannon expert
>Fate Jeanne never uses them in any of her Noble Phantasms
Fuck HACKeuchi and fuck FRAUD-MOON.
Anonymous No.283748774 [Report] >>283748821 >>283748830
>>283748138
I'm providing Constantinople with AK-47s firat, then I'll stop by to watch Joan burn afterwards.
Anonymous No.283748785 [Report]
>>283748770
wasn't jeanne written by that one faggot who did the spin-off? her design is takeuchi's though
Anonymous No.283748789 [Report]
>>283748710
According to Hitler the Chinese and Koreans also count
Anonymous No.283748803 [Report]
protestantcucks?
Anonymous No.283748813 [Report] >>283748824 >>283748843 >>283748848 >>283748868 >>283748892 >>283749003 >>283749072
>>283748710
Japan is a ethnotate of fascist xenophobic racists that would gladly commit the same war crimes they committed in the past with no hesitation, they were never properly given comeuppance and they deserve 0 respect for being evil people, fuck you and fuck any chud who praises them.
Anonymous No.283748821 [Report] >>283751013
>>283748774
This but I will provide it to Ottomans instead so I can get better rewards from Mehmed than Orban
Anonymous No.283748824 [Report] >>283749062
>>283748813
What manga do you enjoy?
Anonymous No.283748830 [Report] >>283748863 >>283749036
>>283748774
If i wanted to save the ERE i probably would either go back to the time of the komnenians or help the laskardis.
By the time of palaiologos it's too late.
Anonymous No.283748843 [Report]
>>283748813
kek
Anonymous No.283748848 [Report] >>283749062
>>283748813
>Japan is a ethnotate of fascist xenophobic racists that would gladly commit the same war crimes they committed in the past with no hesitation, they were never properly given comeuppance and they deserve 0 respect for being evil people,
based

cope seethe and dilate, cuck
Anonymous No.283748863 [Report] >>283748893 >>283748959
>>283748830
>Mfw i meet alexios and i give the first crusaders modern guns
Anonymous No.283748868 [Report] >>283748881 >>283749062
>>283748813
>t.chink/gook
Anonymous No.283748881 [Report] >>283748910 >>283749062
>>283748868
>doomed unironic incels
>worst korea
Japan somehow is the least fucked and their leading cause of death is suicide
Anonymous No.283748889 [Report] >>283753126
>>283743852
underrated post
Anonymous No.283748892 [Report] >>283749062
>>283748813
I don't think the japanese think about you at all.
Anonymous No.283748893 [Report]
>>283748863
>My basileus these are called guns
>You go bang
Actually now that i think about it Manuel I would probably enjoy the guns more.
Anonymous No.283748904 [Report]
4cuckers are retarded animals
Anonymous No.283748910 [Report] >>283748969
>>283748881
You say that like suicide isn't vastly preferable to being killed by niggers.
Anonymous No.283748945 [Report]
@283748904
mudslime having a melty, lol
Anonymous No.283748959 [Report] >>283748982
>>283748863
>Not providing those to Alexios himself in exchange to Anna's hand in marriage
Anonymous No.283748969 [Report] >>283749027
>>283748910
You say that like you've ever gone outside to see one before you fucking food graveyard
Anonymous No.283748982 [Report] >>283749002
>>283748959
Imagine her reaction as she finds out people read her book in the future
Anonymous No.283749002 [Report]
>>283748982
she will probably be relieved she didn't waste her life writing her father's fanfic
Anonymous No.283749003 [Report]
>>283748813
Japanese were evil too. You are right.
Anonymous No.283749014 [Report]
>>283747040
Nice
Anonymous No.283749027 [Report]
>>283748969
>going outside to meet a nigger
Things you will never see a wealthy white person do, regardless of espoused their political beliefs.
Anonymous No.283749032 [Report]
Bros its like a shitty int thread so epic
Anonymous No.283749036 [Report] >>283749151
>>283748830
Nah go back kill andronikos
That's how you do it
Anonymous No.283749062 [Report] >>283749081 >>283749086 >>283749690
>>283748892
>>283748881
>>283748868
>>283748848
>>283748824
You fascist chuds all love Japan because they are a utopia of evil, perfect for disgusting pigs like you reactionary garbage. Fascism isn’t some cool aesthetic, it’s literally the violent suppression of workers, the destruction of unions, the extermination of minorities, and the worship of hierarchy and capital. If you think that’s something to love, you’ve already taken the side of the oppressor. You’re cheering for the same structure that keeps people divided and exploited like evil pigfuckers. Don't be surprised when a bullet hits your fucking skull.
Anonymous No.283749072 [Report] >>283749140 >>283749173
>>283748813
Comeuppance for what? Fucking over some chinese people? Has anyone in history ever needed comeuppance for that?
Anonymous No.283749081 [Report]
>>283749062
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
Anonymous No.283749086 [Report]
>>283749062
Looking forward to your enlistment lil bro, Israel always needs more meat shields.
Anonymous No.283749102 [Report]
Don't feed the troll/mentally ill
Anonymous No.283749140 [Report] >>283749174 >>283749204 >>283749445 >>283749739 >>283750384
>>283749072
At least the Chinese didn't flay people alive and threw babies into spears for fun , if anime didn't exist you fucks would never defend this country and would just call Japs Korean brand sand niggers
Anonymous No.283749151 [Report]
>>283749036
wrong
>go back
>Pay the venetians so dandolo dosen't go berserk
>Win
no need to kill anyone
Anonymous No.283749159 [Report]
>At least the Chinese didn't flay people alive
Anonymous No.283749173 [Report]
>>283749072
Comeuppance for being fucking evil you piece of shit incel, when Japan falls hopefully you follow your leader and kill yourself with it you piece of trash.
Anonymous No.283749174 [Report]
>>283749140
>At least the Chinese didn't flay people alive and threw babies into spears for fun
Anon you can't be fucking serious. This is China we're talking about.
Anonymous No.283749204 [Report] >>283749381
>>283749140
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WpccLU6polA
Anonymous No.283749258 [Report]
>>283746946
>>283747676
Where? That's not true at all. The (((narrative))) prevents anyone from exploring the idea
Anonymous No.283749289 [Report]
>>283748555
This was drawn by Tabata, looks nice, what is it? A single piece or art?
Anonymous No.283749320 [Report]
Speaking of throwing babies
Anonymous No.283749355 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
>Ergot does not contain lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD) but instead contains lysergic acid as well as its precursor,[22] ergotamine. Lysergic acid is a precursor for the synthesis of LSD.
They secretly want drugs what she takes but jap government not allow it.
Anonymous No.283749381 [Report]
>>283749204
>Soilders didn't want to eat
>Zheang order them to
jesus
Anonymous No.283749445 [Report] >>283749540 >>283749624 >>283749711
>>283749140
>He doesn't know
Anonymous No.283749540 [Report]
>>283749445
Imagine what pillaging is like in a region where a single rebellion involves literally millions of combatants and battles have tens of thousands of casualties.
Anonymous No.283749596 [Report] >>283749612 >>283750284 >>283752395
>>283748662
"Everyone marveled at this, that she acted so wisely and clearly in waging war, as if she was a captain who had the experience of twenty or thirty years; and especially in the setting up of artillery, for in that she held herself magnificently."
- Jean II, Duke of Alencon

“She was often among the bombards and culverins when they were being fired, and seemed to take delight in their thunder, thanking God when they struck true.”
"She had a marvelous courage; she never feared the sound of bombards, nor the clash of arms, nor any peril of battle. Often she would stand near the guns and say, ‘Fire bravely, for God will guide the shot.
- Jean d’Aulon (her squire)

“She showed great diligence in all matters of war; she herself, without fear, would remain near the artillery when it was firing, and she urged on the soldiers to advance.”
“When she arrived before Orléans, she urged that the guns should be fired against the English bastilles without delay; she herself went among the batteries and gave courage to the men.”
- Jean, Bastard of Orléans (Jean de Dunois)

“At Orléans and elsewhere she showed no fear of the engines of war, nor of the noise of the bombards. Many men marveled that she seemed to take comfort from their sound.”
- Jean de Metz (one of her earliest companions)
Anonymous No.283749612 [Report] >>283750284 >>283751736 >>283752395
>>283749596
“She came often among us when we worked the bombards, asking if we had good powder and stone shot enough. She told us to keep faith, for God would give true aim.”
“She knew well the moment when the artillery should cease and the assault begin. Many times she said, ‘Strike when their hearts are shaken by the thunder.’”
- Jean de Mailly (artillery master at Orléans)

“She would sometimes take the gunners by the hand and bid them not to fear the English fire, saying, ‘Their powder is weak and God’s arm is strong.’”
- Guy de Cailly (French knight at Orléans)

“Even when the bombards were roaring, she would kneel upon the earth and pray aloud, unmoved by the tumult, as if the voice of God were in the thunder.”
- Brother Jean Pasquerel (her confessor and chaplain)

“She always wished to be near the engines of war, saying that she had no fear of them, for God protected her. When the guns fired, she cried, ‘Now is the hour of victory!’”
- Jean de Xaintrailles (French commander)
Anonymous No.283749624 [Report] >>283749659
>>283749445
This is the country who's founder/unifier is Qin Shi Huang who already in his day was considered one of the bloodiest people alive btw.
So its to be expected.
Anonymous No.283749659 [Report] >>283749708
>>283749624
Every country is founded by bloody wars and incredibly cruel people. White people just like to lie about it for some reason.
Anonymous No.283749690 [Report]
>>283749062
>Fascism isn’t some cool aesthetic, it’s literally the violent suppression of workers, the destruction of unions, the extermination of minorities, and the worship of hierarchy and capita
Like half the civilized world does that, most of them far more than Japan ever did, the fuck is your point?
>the worship of hierarchy and capital
That's called South Korea and the United States of America.
Anonymous No.283749708 [Report] >>283750212
>>283749659
lol
lmao
Anonymous No.283749711 [Report]
>>283749445
>Commanders
>They all have the skull icon
Lmao couldn't even save them for later huh
Anonymous No.283749739 [Report]
>>283749140
>he doesn't know about comically evil stuff from the warlord era
But over course of the war yeah they weren't nowhere near as brutal but I suspect they would have been had they counter-invaded Japan.
Anonymous No.283750212 [Report] >>283750244
>>283749708
Well, in europe's case there's a lot of cuckoldry as well. Prima Nocta being a famous example.
Anonymous No.283750244 [Report] >>283750305
>>283750212
That's a literal myth.
Anonymous No.283750268 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
Anonymous No.283750284 [Report]
>>283749596
>>283749612
Find a girl who loves you as much as Jeanne D'Arc loves cannons.
Anonymous No.283750292 [Report]
>>283746819
>gained attention for participating in the 2022 Orléans celebration commemorating Joan of Arc. She is presented as a descendant of Joan's brother, Pierre d'Arc, although her lineage is disputed by some.
Joanfu remains pure
Anonymous No.283750305 [Report] >>283750337
>>283750244
So mythological that there's a literal spanish royal decree outlawing it.
Anonymous No.283750313 [Report] >>283750903
>>283744921
>Blonde is sexier
If you're boring.
>Also as you're undoubtedly aware black hair is extremely common in Japan; blonde is exotic.
So aren't small dicks. Doesn't matter. Jean was a person and we have detailed records on her appearance. And it's not like it's just once or twice that it happens. IT'S EVERY FUCKING TIME to a point were I question if Japan even actually knows she was real and isn't just some tale tale.
Anonymous No.283750337 [Report] >>283750400
>>283750305
>The Spanish Crown made law against itself that can be overturned at any time
Anonymous No.283750369 [Report]
>>283744157
>That's the Japan we like, not the soulless real thing where salarymen kill themselves working.
Go there instead of getting your views from tiktok.
Anonymous No.283750384 [Report] >>283750428
>>283749140
>At least the Chinese didn't flay people alive and threw babies into spears for fun
is this nigger serious
Anonymous No.283750400 [Report] >>283750463
>>283750337
That's the joke, yes. They also charged the remensa, in the same law, a tax in exchange for the privilege of legal protection against the lords raping their wives and daughters.
Anonymous No.283750428 [Report]
>>283750384
He's an "ackschually japan is LE BAD" poster, so he's seriously retarded.
Anonymous No.283750463 [Report] >>283750503
>>283750400
cool story bro
Anonymous No.283750476 [Report] >>283755732
>>283743163
America´s story is merely 200 years...
Anonymous No.283750499 [Report]
>>283748562
kek
Anonymous No.283750503 [Report] >>283750537
>>283750463
>The objective of the decree was to solve the conflicts between the remensa peasants and their lords, conflicts that had motivated the two wars of the Remences. Negotiations for drafting the decree were very difficult. The king himself became directly involved and was an effective negotiator, at least in the economic sphere. Finally, King Ferdinand dictated the Sentencia Arbitral that allowed the end of the evil customs in exchange for a payment (not only for the "mal ús" remença),[1] and postponed the conflict that had lasted more than four centuries between lords and peasants.

>In exchange for a payment of 60 sous per farmstead, the right to mistreat peasants and many other minor statutory abuses were abolished. Peasants retained the usufruct of the farm, but had to pay homage to the lord and pay emphyteutic and feudal fees, albeit with irrational amounts, more to mark who was really in charge than for economic benefit. The upshot was that the abolition of the feudal system for which the peasants were fighting, was converted only into the possibility of freeing themselves from the evil customs, or "malae consuetudines", as people called it at that time.
Read it with me eurobro
>In exchange for a payment of 60 sous per farmstead, the right to mistreat peasants and many other minor statutory abuses were abolished
>the right to mistreat peasants
>the right
>to mistreat peasants
>In exchange for a payment of 60 sous
Anonymous No.283750512 [Report]
>>283741239
Anonymous No.283750529 [Report]
>>283747807
>She's literally a JRPG protagonist in real life.
That game was pretty okay
Anonymous No.283750537 [Report] >>283750635
>>283750503
>mistreat
>SO THEY RAPED MURDERED AND ATE THEIR CORPSES!!!!
Anonymous No.283750572 [Report] >>283750646
>>283748075
>>283741239
Anonymous No.283750574 [Report]
>>283741089
but she's the french equivalent of burakumin
Anonymous No.283750635 [Report] >>283750675 >>283750799 >>283750846
>>283750537
Mistreatment as defined in the sentencia arbitral de guadelupe includes an almost word for word description of prima nocta, yes. The remensa fought and won an entire civil war to get a royal decree saying they could pay 60 sous to not have their wives raped on their wedding night.
Anonymous No.283750646 [Report]
>>283750572
jeanne belongs in cowprint
Anonymous No.283750657 [Report]
I just want to say FUCK THE BRITS!
Anonymous No.283750675 [Report] >>283750740
>>283750635
my dude, your retarded logics reminds me of how the faggots try to claim the romans were gay pedophiles
>this thing around their neck marked them as protected, so killing or fucking them was illegal
>therefore romans were fucking captured boys nonstop
Anonymous No.283750686 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
anon i have no idea what you are talking abo- OH JANNU
Anonymous No.283750740 [Report] >>283750799 >>283750846
>>283750675
You're clearly low IQ so I'll spell it out for you: Making the peasantry pay a tax to prevent rape is an endorsement of rape, not a condemnation of it. Do you even know when your country first forbid nobles from raping the peasantry? Or are you living in the "nobles would never commit rape so such a law doesn't matter" fairytale?
Anonymous No.283750799 [Report] >>283751125 >>283751241
>>283750635
>Mistreatment as defined in the sentencia arbitral de guadelupe includes an almost word for word description of prima nocta
almost?
you're not posting it
>>283750740
do you think if a country never makes a law against rape, it doesn't happen at all there or something?
Anonymous No.283750807 [Report]
>>283746819
vakusu status?
Anonymous No.283750844 [Report]
>>283748707
Most crimes are just crimes of opportunities, if you have to fiddle with pants for 5 minutes to rape you might not bother
Anonymous No.283750846 [Report]
>>283750635
>>283750740
This just sounds like a really heavy-handed way to extract more taxes from your peasants.
>give me 60 bux and i won't rape your girl, lol
>bruh, that's ridiculous
>do you want me to sign the peace treat or not?
>fuck it and fuck you
Anonymous No.283750892 [Report] >>283751464 >>283752375
>>283744444
>>283745145
Not really. "Shieldmaiden" figures are popular wherever you go, and history's so long and the world so vast you're bound to find a few that have been written about, embellished or otherwise. Jannu is notable to how central she is to French history and the dramatic nature of her life.
Anonymous No.283750903 [Report] >>283751253
>>283750313
Anon I don't think the Japanese know the Titanic was real and not just a movie by James Cameron
Anonymous No.283750913 [Report]
>>283748562
I think we should assume time travel is impossible due to the lack of accounts of time travelers trying to save Jeanne.
Anonymous No.283750945 [Report] >>283751071 >>283751665 >>283752828
Was she cute irl though? I can't see an uggo getting so much fame.
Anonymous No.283751013 [Report]
>>283748821
>so I can get better rewards from Mehmed than Orban
Was Mehmed known to give lavish gifts compared to the stingy Orban?
Anonymous No.283751071 [Report] >>283751131 >>283752828
>>283750945
>“This girl is reasonably good-looking, and with something virile in her bearing; she speaks but little, and is remarkably prudent, in what she does say. She eats little, and drinks wine still less; manages both her horse and her arms superbly well; greatly likes the company of knights and soldiers; scorns the company of the rabble; sheds many tears; has a happy expression; so great is her strength in the endurance of fatigue that she could remain completely armed during six whole days and nights."
>‘she was short as to her stature.’
Tiny tomboy.
Anonymous No.283751125 [Report] >>283751168 >>283751241
>>283750799
So you want to claim that the king of spain made a royal decree outlawing an entirely fictional transgression?
Anonymous No.283751131 [Report]
>>283751071
I could have saved her
Anonymous No.283751168 [Report] >>283751200
>>283751125
anon, why are you retarded?
Anonymous No.283751197 [Report] >>283751349 >>283751543 >>283751727 >>283753448
What I don't understand is, did she wear armor or not?

The basis for her execution was her crossdressing (yeah it's retarded but they literally had nothing else to go for, they even tried to trap her with a theological pitfall question but she avoided it, also it was a bigger deal back then) and some of the art shows her with a sword and gown.

Is the female knight waifu just a myth?
Anonymous No.283751200 [Report] >>283751207
>>283751168
Why are you avoiding the question?
Anonymous No.283751207 [Report] >>283751224
>>283751200
the irony
Anonymous No.283751224 [Report] >>283751241
>>283751207
The longer you refuse the answer the more obvious your position becomes.
Anonymous No.283751241 [Report] >>283751415
>>283750799
>do you think if a country never makes a law against rape, it doesn't happen at all there or something?
>>283751125
>So you want to claim that the king of spain made a royal decree outlawing an entirely fictional transgression?
>>283751224
You're not helping yourself
Anonymous No.283751253 [Report] >>283751296
>>283750903
I once saw a Japanese streamer ask her audience if Subway exists in America.
Anonymous No.283751296 [Report]
>>283751253
KEK
Anonymous No.283751349 [Report]
>>283751197
Yes. She had armor. She just wore it white (without the colored "uniform" over the armor that most soldiers wore), so she probably looked more like a "knight in shining armor" than the people she was fighting alongside. She also tended to go helmet-less.
Anonymous No.283751415 [Report] >>283751570
>>283751241
If you're saying that everyone else was doing it too, not just the spanish, then I agree entirely. I'm tired and wasn't expecting you to suddenly make my point for me. If anything the ones that never made such a law are indeed the most deserving of scrutiny.
Anonymous No.283751464 [Report]
>>283750892
Jannu also has the benefit that we know for a fact that she existed. The records about her are extensive, extend across multiple countries, and are relatively recent and reliable. You go far enough back and legends of female warriors get muddied by mythology, but you'd have to be pretty schizo to try and argue that Jeanne D'Arc was not a real person.
Anonymous No.283751543 [Report] >>283753287
>>283751197
>they even tried to trap her with a theological pitfall question but she avoided it, also it was a bigger deal back then)
What was the question and how did she avoid it? With wit and guile?
Anonymous No.283751570 [Report] >>283751655
>>283751415
holy fucking retard
Anonymous No.283751572 [Report]
Even the japanese know it's getting out of hand
Anonymous No.283751649 [Report] >>283752794 >>283754704
>>283741089
>Bishoujo
any proof she was good-looking?
Anonymous No.283751655 [Report]
>>283751570
Uh oh the whore's rapebaby is seething.
Anonymous No.283751665 [Report]
>>283750945
She was likely thin/in decent shape because of the time period/occupation she's in and that's usually all it takes for the majority of whitegirls to be cute/pretty
Anonymous No.283751727 [Report] >>283751830
>>283751197
Yes, she even slept fully armed and dressed
>In her journey from Blois to Orleans, Jeanne had been all bruised, because on the night of the start from Blois she had slept fully armed. -- Louis de Contes
>for every night, as far as possible, she had a woman to sleep by her, and when she could not find one in war, or in camp, she slept fully dressed. -- Louis de Contes
>On the way, Bertrand and I slept every night by her—Jeanne being at my side, fully dressed. -- Jean de Metz
>At night, Jeanne slept beside John de Metz and myself, fully dressed and armed. -- Bertrand de Poulengey
>To this fifty-fourth article, Jeanne answers that her government was through men; as for where she lodged or slept at night, she usually had a woman with her; when she was fighting, she would lie fully dressed and armed, if there was no woman to be found. -- from Jeanne herself
Anonymous No.283751736 [Report] >>283751830
>>283749612
She's so based
Anonymous No.283751830 [Report] >>283752211 >>283752279
>>283751736
"Put 'em up! Put 'em up!"
>>283751727
so rapeworthy
Anonymous No.283751844 [Report]
>600 years after her death
>The Anglo still feels the exact same level of nuclear asshurt
Honestly, Jeanne is the best evidence of there being a god considering that England has very clearly been cursed as a result of her death.
Anonymous No.283751984 [Report] >>283752020
>>283748075
why are jeannes in anime always blonde. at least try to make it look like her
Anonymous No.283752020 [Report]
>>283751984
Blond=white in anime. You should know that by now, within a rounding error all japanese people have dark hair so light hair is the telltale sign of someone being not-japanese.
Anonymous No.283752211 [Report] >>283752307
>>283751830
Jeanne was so pure that none would dare to even think about it (despite her being the only woman in the group most of the time)
>I was young then; nevertheless I never felt towards her any desire: I should never have dared to molest her, because of the great goodness which I saw in her. -- Bertrand de Poulengey
>She inspired me with such respect that for nothing in the world would I have dared to molest her; also, never did I feel towards her—I say it on oath—any carnal desire. -- Jean de Metz
Anonymous No.283752257 [Report]
>>283747936
>DE makes her cuter
>DE also adds campaign leading up to (You) capturing her, framed around (You) watching her being burned alive
That ain't right.
Anonymous No.283752270 [Report]
I'm just imagining fighting alongside jeanne against the english. achieving victory after victory while seeing her shine on the battlefield. i want to see her
Anonymous No.283752279 [Report] >>283752751
>>283751830
https://youtu.be/VXJnxGeW27E?si=R9MfQG1WOmvRiIym
Anonymous No.283752307 [Report] >>283753310 >>283753389
>>283752211
>I should never have dared to molest her, because...
kek, they're basically saying they usually rape women, but in this case they had a reason not to
Anonymous No.283752375 [Report]
>>283750892
I will not argue they weren't female knights or other culture equivalent in history that is just a fact I know.
However my argument is the image and the conception of a woman wearing armor and participating in battle is from Jeanne and Jeanne exclusively, in popular culture so to speak.
Fate is the best example of this because people thinking Saber was Jeanne is something Nasu himself knew of the moment type moon switched the gender of fate prototype into what we know as fate stay night. It is so ingrained that Urobotchi in 2006 was already using that as a plot device to justify Gilles' obssession with Saber. I could video hundred of videos of normalfags reacting to FSN without context and their initial thought of Saber will be to think she's Jeanne if they haven't seen Jeannu Fate prior obviously.
In popular culture and in the common mind, female knight is Jeanne, in the same way when people think about Spartans they have Snyder's 300 version of them in their mind.
Anonymous No.283752387 [Report] >>283753006
>157 cm
nice
Anonymous No.283752395 [Report] >>283752801
>>283749596
>>283749612
I can’t believe Fate didn’t capitalize on this. They even cut what little there was in Apocrypha from the anime.
Anonymous No.283752470 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
She’s a feMC anime protagonist but in real life. Of course they love her. Of course everyone loves her.
Anonymous No.283752733 [Report] >>283752793 >>283753180
little known fact about Jeannes early life
>in city of Toul, some guy claimed that Jeanne promised to marry him when she was about 13
>he took her to court over a breach of promise
>Jeanne won the case
>apparently the guy died when the trial was still ongoing ("pendente lite"). All this is only briefly mentioned during the Condemnation Trial and not further elaborated on
was it suicide? He might be the first Jeannecel if so. People were going crazy over Jeanne before she even started her mission.
Also interesting she already had to defend herself in court long before Poitiers and Rouen.
Anonymous No.283752751 [Report] >>283752847
>>283752279
thank you
i lost my original copy for some reason
Anonymous No.283752781 [Report] >>283752837 >>283752871 >>283752936
Anonymous No.283752793 [Report]
>>283752733
>Jeannecel
Anonymous No.283752794 [Report]
>>283751649
This is peak sex back then. You wouldn't understand.
Anonymous No.283752801 [Report] >>283752847
>>283752395
blame the apocrypha writer
Anonymous No.283752828 [Report]
>>283750945
>>283751071
Here's favourite bit
>many times when helping to arm her or otherwise he had seen her breasts, and other times when he was dressing her wounds he had seen her legs quite bare, and he had gone close to her many times – and he said that he was strong, young and vigorous in those days – never, despite any sight or contact he had with the Maid, was his body moved to carnal desire for her, nor did any of her soldiers or squires, as he had heard them say and tell many times.
>The duke of Alençon agreed, “sometimes he saw Joan get ready for the night, and sometimes he saw her breasts, which were beautiful. Nevertheless, he never had any carnal desire for her.”
Anonymous No.283752837 [Report] >>283755244
>>283752781
She wasn't Latina
Anonymous No.283752847 [Report]
>>283752751
No problem, anon.

>>283752801
Why?
Anonymous No.283752871 [Report] >>283752908
>>283752781
FASTER
Anonymous No.283752894 [Report]
>>283741089
the actually existing nipponese spirit
>rape
>maim
>enslave
>rape
>murder
>rape
Anonymous No.283752908 [Report] >>283752936 >>283753204
>>283752871
Anonymous No.283752936 [Report] >>283753794 >>283754216
>>283752781
>>283752908
is is the flag blue-red like the English one?
Anonymous No.283753006 [Report] >>283753107
>>283752387
What's nice about it? Was that how tall she was in real life despite being a soldier?
Anonymous No.283753019 [Report]
>>283747936
Was Twayne always this verbose and redundant?
Anonymous No.283753073 [Report]
>>283743163
>>283743235
This, the 1861 George Washington manga is legendary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN2I8PPgRck
Anonymous No.283753096 [Report]
>>283748408
>saves the thumbnail
Dude you're retarded.
Anonymous No.283753107 [Report]
>>283753006
everyone was shorter back then
Anonymous No.283753126 [Report]
>>283748889
Anonymous No.283753180 [Report]
>>283752733
>apparently the guy died when the trial was still ongoing
God intervened because he had a mission for Jeanne.
Anonymous No.283753204 [Report] >>283755662
>>283752908
That's Repanse de Lyonese.
Anonymous No.283753285 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
People all over the world are obsessed with her. Not just the Japanese.
Anonymous No.283753287 [Report]
>>283751543
>What was the question and how did she avoid it? With wit and guile?

They asked her if she was in God's grace, she replied that if she was, may he keep her there and if she wasn't may she be.

Had she replied yes or no she would have been fucked, you cannot know if you're in God's grace (which was a big part of the protestant reformation) so she couldn't say yes and had she replied no she would still be fucked because, well, she wasn't in God's grace.
Anonymous No.283753310 [Report]
>>283752307
>kek, they're basically saying they usually rape women, but in this case they had a reason not to
duh, they're medieval soldiers

Hell soldiers do that shit now
Anonymous No.283753389 [Report]
>>283752307
they should've
Anonymous No.283753405 [Report] >>283753450 >>283753473
reminder that all the bongs who were part of her execution are suffering in hell
Anonymous No.283753426 [Report] >>283753881
Anonymous No.283753438 [Report] >>283753605
>>283746653
I do believe that she spoke with who she said she spoke with: St. Michael the Archangel, St. Margaret of Antioch, and St. Catherine of Alexandria. She never claimed she spoke with God. She said she was doing God's will. In Catholic thinking only prophets receive direct messages from God, and St. Joan of Arc never claimed to be a prophetess. As a Catholic I do venerate her. You might say all Catholics should since she's a canonized saint. But the Church has changed since her canonization and her feast has been removed from the general calendar.
Anonymous No.283753448 [Report]
>>283751197
iirc she wore armor but didn't actually fight, probably to provide at least some protection from projectiles
Anonymous No.283753450 [Report] >>283753495
>>283753405
all bongs during and after henry the 8th are burning in hell
Anonymous No.283753473 [Report]
>>283753405
don't forget the b*rgundians as well
Anonymous No.283753495 [Report] >>283753516 >>283753702
>>283753450
>He doesn't know
When the Pope learned what the English did, he excommunicated every single person involved in her trial and commissioned a play about her life. He then declared that watching the play would cleanse you of your sins.
Anonymous No.283753516 [Report]
>>283753495
based
i already they were excommunicated but not the play
just saying bongs are permanently burning in hell besides the current zutting of their people by muslims
Anonymous No.283753605 [Report]
>>283753438
So bring it back?
Anonymous No.283753702 [Report] >>283753858 >>283753871 >>283753904 >>283753952 >>283754395
>>283753495
speaking of Rome, why didn't it intervene at the time to at least try to give her a fair trial? Seems to me like Rome completely ignored her and only declared her a saint hundreds of years later when it was convenient.
Anonymous No.283753794 [Report] >>283753928
>>283752936
That's because she's Repanse de Lyonesse, la Damoiselle de Guerre, from Warhammer (she's Jean in every way)
Anonymous No.283753858 [Report] >>283753952
>>283753702
The Papacy literally doesnt give a shit about anything until Muslims border them. They didn't give a shit about the French king signing off the destruction of the Templars.
Anonymous No.283753871 [Report] >>283753950
>>283753702
do you have any idea how far away rome is from england?
Anonymous No.283753881 [Report]
>>283753426
Anonymous No.283753904 [Report] >>283753950
>>283753702
>Dude just send a messenger from Normandy to Rome in January, it should only take a couple days, right?
Anonymous No.283753922 [Report]
One of the few French women I'd fug
Anonymous No.283753928 [Report]
>>283753794
Anonymous No.283753950 [Report]
>>283753871
>>283753904
nta but they have the power of God on their side, just send an angel or something, can't be hard
Anonymous No.283753952 [Report]
>>283753702
English clergy didn't care for the Avignon Papacy, which was a French puppet (to that uncaring "King of Bourges") anyway, and the Italian Pope was too far away to care
One of Joan's questions during the trial was "which Pope is the true pope," which could be used to weasle a theological heresy, but her response was "there is only one Pope"
>>283753858
Entirely false. The Papacy was extremely limited in its powers due to the Gothic and Lombard invaders, and, even with Frankish "liberation," still lacked authority to exert control out of Italy until the larger portion of the Gregorian Reforms. The Church's power to consecrate Holy War had never been solely in the hands of the Bishop of Rome, and it was a develop of the times and centralization of the Gregorian-alligned churchmen.
The 300 year later persecution of the Templars under Clement V was fully a part of the Babylonian Captivity, as Clement had relocated to Avignon at that point and, while it was part of the Empire, the French troops across the Rhone were at liberty while the princes involved in Great Interregnum had no place to resume the Emperor's place in such disputes
Anonymous No.283754216 [Report]
>>283752936
The Joan of Arc flag I've usually seen depicted has the names of Jesus and Mary in Medieval French, Ihesvs and Maria, with a depiction of Jesus seated on the rainbow.
Anonymous No.283754395 [Report]
>>283753702
rome was just fresh from their antipapacy schism, they didn't have any power to meddle in big boys plays
Anonymous No.283754444 [Report] >>283754488 >>283754655 >>283754675 >>283754851
>>283744178
>She commanded a literal army of simps, but in a weirdly non-romantic way
Damn everyone was Moefag back then
Anonymous No.283754488 [Report]
>>283754444
magnificent quads of astute observation
Anonymous No.283754655 [Report]
>>283754444
pathetic
i would've clapped her cheeks
CLAPPED i say
Anonymous No.283754675 [Report]
>>283754444
>Damn everyone was Moefag back then
An elegant taste, for a more civilized age.
Anonymous No.283754682 [Report]
>>283740914 (OP)
Mark Twain explains it well.
Anonymous No.283754704 [Report]
>>283751649
She was the only woman in a whole huge army that marched anywhere it needed to go. Maximum office hot.
Anonymous No.283754717 [Report] >>283754749 >>283754855
>pure
Anonymous No.283754749 [Report] >>283754771
>>283754717
why is it so sexual
Anonymous No.283754771 [Report] >>283754855
>>283754749
Sullying a pure canvas
Anonymous No.283754851 [Report]
>>283754444
Reminds me of that Noriie Ishido guy from Elusive Samurai
Anonymous No.283754855 [Report] >>283754946
>>283754717
>>283754771
those can be used to break her into a toy
Anonymous No.283754927 [Report] >>283754973 >>283755173
Anonymous No.283754946 [Report]
>>283754855
Kys
Anonymous No.283754973 [Report]
>>283754927
>Shinjuku
oh yes
https://files.catbox.moe/mymj71.jpg
Anonymous No.283755173 [Report] >>283755273
>>283754927
Anonymous No.283755244 [Report] >>283755288
>>283752837
France is a latin nation, anon
Anonymous No.283755273 [Report]
>>283755173
yesss
https://files.catbox.moe/y2akp5.jpg
Anonymous No.283755288 [Report]
>>283755244
so all of western europe?
Anonymous No.283755507 [Report] >>283755564
>>283740914 (OP)
I find the HYW so funny especially when anglo seeth about losing it. Like what the fuck are you expecting out of a victory? Oh well the elite is even more french and got even more power and they will probably get rid of the magna carta and French settlers will replace english culture. Ok actually you know what, now im pissed sound like a better timeline
Anonymous No.283755564 [Report]
>>283755507
Prior to the HYW the English elite were French and it wasnt until during and after the war they started to adopt the English language.
Anonymous No.283755662 [Report]
>>283753204
Repantsu still cute.
Anonymous No.283755732 [Report] >>283756234
>>283750476
250 next year
Anonymous No.283756232 [Report]
It's so fucking insane that Gilles de Rais was probably the first case of an ultimate waifufag in history.
Dude was a respected noble and general in the french army but he became so obsessed with Jeanne after fighting alongside her that her condamnation and death drove him in an eternal seethe so mad he started to attack clergymen and rape kids to death.
He was the average homufag, reifag or holofag of the 15th century.
Anonymous No.283756234 [Report]
>>283755732
What a sorry anniversary this will be.