Thread 8967000

Last Thread >>8943254
No Animal Genitalia (Specifically Dogcock Futa), Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque art
If you want that - post somewhere else
No AI
Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.

The shoes are sorta killer here.

>>8967030
>ai slop posted in the ai thread
>decides to go into the non ai thread to post it again

are ai tards this brain dead?

>>8967030
quit throwing a tantrum and fuck off already. There's a dozen ai threads on the board, you even made your own thread to go post in - try staying there instead
>>8967033
he's a bitch and he's acting like one

>>8967033
I thought this was the real thread

>>8967044
just post to the ai thread

you look more and more retarded and incapable of reading with each response aifag

>>8967053
Not this bitch again...

>>8967033
>are ai tards this brain dead?
i tried making a thread but then i got cooked because i've only ever made utg threads and didn't make the name the subject or whatever so now no one is gonna use it :(

>>8967069
That's kinda a you problem.
This thread doesn't take AI. You can use the one you made, try making another, or go another thread or website that does take AI. Or not post ai at all.

>>8967075
yea i guess it is a me problem, but its a you problem too, since the ai poster is now present and posting, which is distinctly not me. had i not fucked the thread up it would have been the best way to shave off the ai posters, since that's how it worked in utg.

>>8967058
the one with the boomstick: order submission from the white trasspasser at the threat of protitution

>>8967078
>The person who went out of their way to remove the No AI from the OP is "definitely" not the person posting AI
bro you're not slick
quit acting like a faggot

>>8967058
>>8967079
I didn't know these threads allowed raceplay

>>8967097
its not, i just wanted to make up a funny name for the propitian + reference that one trasspassers will be protituted" sign

>>8967088
cant make this up idk

>>8967088
you know its not them because this idiot put the thread topic as his tripname lmao

>>8967127
okay well now i feel even dumber ffs

>>8967088
Kafkatraps are for the weakminded.

>>8967127
it's not a trip you tourist
and you can put them on and off easily. Anyone can.
>>8967125
this pic shows nothing aside from you continuing to be a faggot.
>inb4 the (you)'s
posting (you)'s or the lack there of has always been meaningless, and only done so by stupid or malicious people. 5 seconds in mspaint. So stop wasting the image limit.
>>8967137 yeah it's totes a mind trap. I'm sure he removed the Dogfuta/AI rules in his thread by accident. That definitely tracks and the simple reason of "he did so because he wanted to post those things" is some sort of mind game.
Fuck off loser

>>8967145
>and you can put them on and off easily. Anyone can.
yes, but this guy left it on without noticing

>>8967009
hawt, who did this?

>>8967152
The person who commissioned it kept their artist anonymous.

artist of >>8943255 ?

>>8967145
There are multiple people who want to post things. That is the simple answer to your worthless agendaposting.

>>8967187
cool bye >>8966881

>slopshitter keep being annoying
Unfortunate permanent reality for now

>>8967000 (OP)
Wwhich of the beta/alpha kids wwould of been good as bimbo bodied sea dwwelling goddesses?
Jade comes to mind for me.
Maybe a fem ver of john as a troll doe
>>8967014
Rare mspaint lewdy.
>>8967145

Nigger its a porn thread.

best purple right here

God these threads have been a mess, I’m all here for it.

>>8967393
It certainly has been something

>>8967318
Big clown lady

>>8967169
looks like Lacryboy

>>8967408
>>8967393
Lokey love these pics

>>8967572
I like rose with big tits and lips

>>8967034
>tantrum
What? Where did I do that?

>>8967079
>the one with the boomstick: order submission from the white trasspasser at the threat of protitution

You order this honkey to put 'em up, lest she suffer the consequences. She tries to point out that she was minding her own business in this giant Zardoz head a few seconds ago.

>>8967618
>ST: Suck the barrel of that gun
What do you think you are, some kind of lesbian? That's gross, and extremely dangerous!

>>8967621
Okay fine.

>>8967618
>right right right so how's about she tells your big beautiful shotgun buddy here just what she knows

>>8967624
> good oral skills bro

>>8967623
>>right right right so how's about she tells your big beautiful shotgun buddy here just what she knows
What she knows? She's the STOWAWAY TRICKS-TURNER. She USED to be the Sultry Toxopholite until you RUINED her life.

You tell her you're pretty sure she ruined YOUR life. Your job was pretty easy before she showed up.

>>8967639
>STT: ennact revenge now that she's distracted, settle this for once!

>>8967642
>STT: ennact revenge now that she's distracted, settle this for once!

ST is fine. While LC is distracted, you steal her shotgun and deal her face a senseless drubbing with the palm of your hand.

>>8967660
>ST: inspect the not-shotgun thats now in your hand

>>8967616
Fuck off shit eater. Go back to your containment thread.

>>8967660
>porn fanventure
Impressive

>>8967050
I will post Homestuck images in the Homestuck thread. If there happens to be two threads, then I will use both. I'm causing no harm, and hostility will not get rid of me.

>>8968132
This is the homestuck thread that doesn't allow AI.
By posting AI you are being actively hostile, and are also being the aggressor.
As always, you may move to the other thread, go to an AI thread, make your own thread where you can set what you want to post, or go something else.
You are choosing to do the only option that's actively hostile here- you get that right? Don't pretend you're a victim - you're not.

If you were posting fartfaggotry - even if it's homestuck fartfaggotry - you'd get shit on too. You are posting in the wrong place. Stop.

>>8968182
You can tell a pajeet to not shit on the street, but its unlikely he'll listen

>>8967000 (OP)
>>8964648
working on it

>>8968242
That's so fucking cute

>>8968182
By implementing rules that did not exist before exclusively for the purposes of censorship, you are, in fact, "the aggressor", and no amount of sophistry will excuse that.

>>8968482
whats the point of having a thread that allows ai (or just going to the general ai threads) if you're just gonna tard out in the thread that DOESNT allow ai??

like you have the other thread bro tf u pissing on everyone for

>>8968483
There is no point in having two threads. We do not have the activity or the poster base to support two threads. It takes us three weeks to have a SINGLE thread. We've been over this.

>>8968484
idfk then buddy, thread rules say no ai, anons dont like the slop and actively tell you to stop

i think its safe to say people just dont like ai, go to ai general and post there it exists for a reason

>>8968488
The rules say no such thing.
You see anon, these are the actual rules:
https://www.4chan.org/rules
The things you say in the OP are not enforceable. They are only requests, to create an intended form for your thread's shape. They are not strict, the moderators do not have to comply. Posters are free to ignore them, without punishment, much like the way you are ignoring the "Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum" with your unrelenting need for pedantry and argument.

>>8968491
cool

enjoy getting shat on by the thread man
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>8968494
It's a Homestuck thread, you get shit on for posting an image where Nepeta's hat isn't on model. If you're not here for that, you'd've left a long time ago.

>>8968502
for what purpose do you post these images if no one else wants it here? if you already make em for yourself, keep em to yourself, you posting them is only a net negative to the thread as a whole, yet has no negative repercussion to you if you keep them to yourself

>>8968506
I'm not the AI poster. I just don't approve of censorship in general. But the argument that "no one else wants it here" is an unproveable one, and why I call you a sophist. If someone pipes up and says they do want it here, you will accuse them of samefagging (kafkatrap). Do you not see how easy it is to spin that on you and say you are the only one who DOESN'T want it here, and call you a threadcop? I don't use such rhetoric because it's intellectually lazy.

>>8968508
>I don't use such rhetoric because it's intellectually lazy.

>>8968508
im actually a different user and just bored lol, i dont really care, i like AI stuff, not get too pressed on the internet, most people are just larping

>>8968516
I will now proceed to jack off over owning you.

>>8968517
*don't get too pressed

>>8968518
idfk who you are just think speaking like that sounds nerdy af lmao

>>8967000 (OP)
Would rose be into pegging?

>>8968658
Oops

>>8967660
END OF ACT 1

>>8968700
BEGIN INTERMISSION

>>8968702
You are the GOON KING. You are presently entertaining your ROYAL HAREM COURT, which of course constitutes a roster of INDISCRIMINATELY LICENTIOUS WHORES.

You are a growing boy, and you have a big day ahead of you. You intend to host an EXCELLENT FEAST, find some time to visit your ROYAL LABORATORY, and of course, have sex with some of these sluts.

What will you do?

>GK: host an EXCELLENT FEAST, find some time to visit your ROYAL LABORATORY, and of course, have sex with some of these sluts.

What, like... All at once..? You guess you could do that, but it doesn't really sound all that fun. Besides, I'm trying to do a clever setup over here. Throw me a bone.

>>8968768
GK: Make one of the whores throw a coin to decide your destiny

>>8968785
>GK: Make one of the whores throw a coin to decide your destiny

You summon your most loyal and tragically disfigured concubine to resolve your crisis of inaction.

>>8968832

Call it, my liege!

Uh, you guess it should be heads for the banquet hall, since you eat with your head? And tails for the lab, since fucking around with science is a pain in your ass.

>>8968834

Of course, both sides were heads all along. Just that one of them was scratched. You've seen The Dark Knight, right?

>>8968837

You make your way to the banquet hall in no time at all. The result was hardly a disappointment, owing to the fact that your fat ass is always hungry.

Egads, could it be? Is that your beloved queen consort on the other side of that PRIZE PIG?

>>8968843

It is! You love fucking whores, but you especially love fucking the whore you married.

>>8968845
GK: Proceed to rank your whores in a list as you eat, a healthy mind is an occupied one

>>8968870
> GK: Proceed to rank your whores in a list as you eat, a healthy mind is an occupied one

Rank your whores? You could never! They are all equally precious to you. Ranking your whores would be like asking you to choose your favourite child. It's inconceivable!

>>8968892
But if you had to...

TWO-FACED SLUT is easily S-tier.
THE BITCH OF SPACE is A-tier, with THE COURT WIZARD right behind her. Forbidden fruit is often the sweetest...
In B-tier is MAID OF PUSSY AND ASS, and THE VIRGIN.
Followed by the CATSLUT in C-tier.
And the regular old bog-standard whore in D-tier.

>>8968897
>Your mind is now active and running, you should go to the laboratory and do your... laboratory things... what is it that you do there again?

>GK: Lovingly drip melted candle wax on Queen Whore’s face.

You tenderly place your Queen on her back and let the nearby candle drip its creamy ichor onto her face. She's beginning to look more like your beloved disfigured whore already.

>>8968901
>>Your mind is now active and running, you should go to the laboratory and do your... laboratory things... what is it that you do there again?

You get your COURT WIZARD to escort you to your laboratory in case you forgot how an appearifier works. Also, because some of these machines are quite large and she's a good bit taller than you.

>>8968918
COURT WIZARD: do the actions that GOON KING requests and apearify some sick shit

>>8968918
Come to fap stay for the writing

>>8968918
COURT WIZARD: Before you do anything else, sit on GOON KING's cock.

>>8968930
>COURT WIZARD: Before you do anything else, sit on GOON KING's cock.
CW reminds his worship that she is a lesbian...

>>8968938
>GK: order second lesbian for CW, you're feeling generous

>>8968943
>GK: order second lesbian for CW, you're feeling generous

You summon the nearest lesbian.

>>8968958
The Scatty Tudor does not consider herself a lesbian.

Oh well. There are no other lesbians in your kingdom.

>>8968959
Alchemize a second CW. Problem solved.

>>8968960
>Alchemize a second CW. Problem solved.
This is a combination appearifier/sendificator, numbnuts. You can't alchemise anything with this.

Even if it WAS an alchemiser, do you see a COURT ALCHEMIST anywhere?

>>8968965
>sigh... GK: Allow CW to masturbate or just apearify a second CW from years into the future.... but not that many

>>8968658
god i fucking hope so

>>8968256
fucking amazing. I love it already

>>8968132
what do you use to gen these out of curiosity

>>8968967
>sigh... GK: Allow CW to masturbate

Well, he is your king. You pull down your top a little so he can see your famous breasts.

GK wants to know if he can cum inside...

Wait I think i misread your command
oh well

>>8969048
we can work with this

>CW: Calmly tell GK he may only cum outside

>>8969048
He’s the goon king he doesnt care if he misinterpreted its what he does

>>8968897
Notice how the whore he married is not worthy of being in the tierlist

>ST: You're not a lesbian, so let him cum inside.

GOD DAMN IT WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?

He is the GOON KING, and he'll be DAMNED if he doesn't see this dubiously consensual porn scenario through.

>>8969117
CW likes ST's idea...

>>8969120
>GK: consider CW may be into watching...?

>ST: Stand in front of GK and pretend his penis is yours, so it's like YOU'RE cumming in CW instead.

The three of you finally reach a compromise. CW is still overwhelmingly disgusted, and GK can barely get the tip in. You seem to be the only one who is actually happy with this arrangement. You've always wondered what it was like from this point of view.

In a few short seconds, CW is filled with the King's semen.

>GK: Reflect on your decisions.

God, you're disgusting. Your wife is going to kill you when she finds out about this, and for what? A few fleeting moments of awkward pleasure? Your life is over.

>>8969127
>sudden therapy session go, the apearifier can work as the weird couch patients sit on

>>8969127
Question why is this genuinely good? It emulates the problem sleuth art style perfectly while also being hilarious.

>>8967686
>keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum

surprised there is literally no art of equius with a full wide muscular bara body, why is he almost always drawn as a twink with toned abs and arm muscles? where is the equius that i know that looms over you with massive pecs and biseps and drips his sweat over you?

>>8969127
>CW: Sendificate the filth away from the inside of you.

You can think of a million things you'd rather do than let this chump's baby gestate inside you. You waste little time flushing his sperm out of your system.

>>8969225

Uh oh...

It looks like appearifying his baby batter out of your womb results in some kind of paradox, which is a harrowing notion.

>>8969229

GK freaks the fuck out. You're leaving EVIDENCE out in the open for the Queen to find.

>>8969232

GK shoves you out of the way. He's got to gid rid of this stuff. He selects a random point in timespace to send all this green slop to.

>>8969240
>Boggle reluctantly at these breed-anigans.

>>8969242
>END OF INTERMISSION

It might be a while before the start of ACT 2. You wonder where you should pick up next. Maybe you could check in on the battlefield, or see what CSP is up to in the present. Maybe we can introduce a new character entirely.

Now is the time to deliberate on these possibilities...

>>8969208
Kindly stop trolling.

>>8969248
Trolls are homestuck heritage you can't just remove them

>>8969245
I wonder who the fuck is playing this session

>>8969240
Twist of the fucking century

>>8969259
This is obviously Davesprite's doomed timeline. Sburb got horny after Dave and rose rawdogged for four months straight

>>8969208
nta but I think you're extremely 8ased and spiderpilled. Have a good day, Anon

>>8969277
That lucky bastard. It should've been me not him

>>8968182
When you find a way to enforce this imaginary rule, I will acknowledge it as real. Until then, I will continue to post Homestuck images in the Homestuck thread. If you want to go on a Twitter-tier anti-AI tirade instead of just enjoying images of fat tits like a normal person, that's your prerogative.

>>8969335
nta but everything you’ve posted is garbage and your “lol I’m a sociopath” attitude makes you all the more insufferable.
You’re only killing the threads faster

>>8969357
FYI, if the OP of the thread says "No AI," AI posts are off-topic and can be reported.

>>8969259
Probably the horniest weirdos alive. Just wait for the underlings that are half sextoy because someone decided to prototype a dildo.

>>8969305
>YWN spend the majority of a dead session plowing rose and getting kinkier and kinkier with her
Why live?

>>8969245
We should totally see jack noir and his gang running some form strip tease, pimp noir as the boss

Call the place the four of aces or some shit

>>8969245
Take a peak at the Black Queen and White Queen's secret lesbain tryst

god i love nepeta

>>8967004
post the follow-up too, come on.

>>8967255
Just report them

God tier outfits make such good slutwear

>>8971990
>>8971992
is this a pussy or a micropenis?

>>8972024
i thought micropenis too but i think the second image confirms its just a macropussy

>>8972024
Rose's pussy is just fat while her clit is large.

>>8972024
Rose has a ridiculously puffy and protruding innie vagina, it is known

rose lalonde's debilitating breeding kink

>>8972693
She keeps knocking up the chess-bros and no one can stop her..

>>8972809
no not like that

>>8972833
Terezi when she smells my dirty cock

>>8972693
It's an unfortunate side effect of being an Sburb player and basically cosmic sperm.

rose lalonde's debilitating bpd

>>8969036
NovelAI, switching back and forth between 4.0 and 4.5 depending on the character. Generally, 4.0 is better for the humans and 4.5 is better for the trolls, but neither is particularly good at properly drawing the zodiac symbols (hence why all my Araneas have blank sweaters).

>>8972833
You forgot part 1!

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/.

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/.

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/.

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/.

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/.

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/.

This attention whore from Richmond Heights needs rape.
》Her name is Poyo.
》She likes age regressions and being raped by her father.
》She runs a fetlife to hookup with strangers to abuse her.
》She likes cutting herself for attention.
》She whores herself on /xivg/.

>>8973167
>>8972693
Rose Lalonde’s degenerate transformation fantasies

>>8973468
Mods! We got a sick fuck alert!

Molest Femkri Mammaries

>>8973474
nigga tf is this dogshit post homesmut retard

>>8973559
I like ya cup g

>>8973469
Rose Lalonde's degenerate ass expansion fantasies

We really do need more porn of her

>>8973633
>>8973634
I LOVE FAT BITCHEEEES!!!!!!

>>8973677
Same

>>8973216
>>8973683
So it’s low quality lazy garbage, even for slopshit.

Nepussy squeezes like a chokehold

>>8973887
Shit pretend this was there

>>8973837
Why did you reply to the Damara porn? That isn’t ai generated at all.

>>8974071
Nta but isn’t it? It looks like they used fellatrix as a base, there’s a ton of that being passed around. If it’s someone else who?

>>8974103
NTA and I'm not sure who the artist is either but the 12-paned plus sign window in the background stands out to me. That feels like, one, something an ai wouldn't be able to get right or understand from a prompt, and two, a detail a human artist would be able to easily put in without much thought but a prompt generator wouldn't bother trying to insert.
I think the reason it looks generated based off fellatrix is the huge noodle dicks some artists insist are sexy for some fucking reason.

imagine

>>8974103
>>8974107
Could be a mix. Draw out the background, then trace/slightly edit AI for damara.

>>8974108
Canon spider-pig

>>8974108
I have and I want it

Big serket

Ouuuuugh my Godd

>>8974805
John sure is a lucky guy to get two troll girls who want his dick

>>8974807
another example of vriska taking advantage of terezi's blindness...

does her ableism know no bounds?

>>8974811
All the trolls take advantage of it
Vriska has taped Terezi's clothes to the ceiling on numerous occasions and rearranged her furniture

>>8974813
>Vriska has taped Terezi's clothes to the ceiling on numerous occasions and rearranged her furniture

truly evil, terezi has stubbed her toe too many times because of this... serket must be stopped

>>8974817
There's no stopping her
Serket has all the luck

>>8974819

Law will be enforced....

>>8974820
The law can only apply if it's big enough

>>8974822
terezi big naturals have that covered

every teal knows law and order are stored in the tits

>>8974825
Unfortunately, Serket is able to match her size
Might even be able to exceed it

>>8974826
fuck >:[

>>8974827
Terezi is gonna have to come back with bigger assets if she wants to bring the spider to justice

>>8974828
she'll figure it out

>>8974829
She must if she ever hopes to win

>>8974833
terezi digging in her butt for solutions on how to arrest vriska (very plot relevant)

>>8974835
She's gonna use her asshole as a substitute to handcuffs
Vriska won't be able to pull her hands out once they're in there

>>8974838
eureka! #totalpyropewin

>>8974845
Though it could backfire if she shoves her hands deeper in causing terezi to cum and relax her asshole
Letting the spider bitch escape

>>8974851
its a 50/50...

up for a cointoss?

>>8974852
There's only one way terezi can win
She'll have to shove her arm up Vriska's ass while the coin is still flipping
Backdoor backstab

>>8974853
>kanaya being vriska's simp moderator
lmfao

>>8974860
terezi is wearing her thong, thats free advertisement

>>8974853
very logical move yes

>>8974862
It's her only chance

>>8974860
She's tier 3 and a mod
She's hoping to be invited on stream one day

>>8974869
kanaya makes the sexy wear for each stream, basically free advertisement for her stock

>>8974889
And free shlick bait for her s she watches Vriska strut around in it

>>8974892
also true, #totalmaryammonetarywin??

>>8974905
She's just injecting her fetishes onto vriska with each new outfit

Threadly reminder that flat chest fat ass terezi is the truth not slobrezi or tittyrezi

>>8974963
I disagree
She can work with either big boober or big booter

>>8974963
boring let people fap to what they want fag

>>8974963
WH4TS WRONG 4SS BOY
4FR41D OF DR1NK1NG M1LK FROM TH3 UDD3R?

>>8975022
based terezi poster

>>8974963
All female trolls higher than a jadeblood are tiny tits adventures

I'm a faggot homestuck fan, can someone please post male trolls?

Tit size decreases as you go up the hemospectrum, as encouragement for the short-lived shitbloods to breed more.

>>8975654
Admiralexclipse? What happened to soldierexclipse?

>>8975817
they went up a rank duh

>>8975817
>tennoh the toddlersnufffag

>>8975851

lmao who cares

>someone whining about those koikastu 3d homestuck animations
>look up their history
>praising hideous june shit and MLP gore porn
Yeah about what I expected at this point.

>>8976020
how do you find these people

>>8976020
People always online finding something to complain about, what ever happened to log off and take a breath?

>>8976104
lol

>>8976104
nice, very impressive...

let's see kanaya's slutladder

>>8976113
>Look at subtle anal kink progression, the tasteful thickness of her tits, oh my God it even has a rimjob tier

>>8963227
>>8967002
>>8968256
>>8969020
Thank you for your patience

>>8976226
Nicely done

>>8976226
Very nice, I like the backsack. Appreciate you choosing my request :)

>>8976235
>>8976249
currently working on terezi

>>8976024
I just saw it on a website and in the comments they were bitching. I guess that's why the Homestuck tags on rule34 are always filled with the worst fucking art. They actually like it.

>>8976024
this is all the people making things in the homestuck fandom at this point

>>8968768
Damn this is pretty well made.

>>8976697
Fleshlight sized nepeta
Also that Condy makes me go fucking feral

>>8975296
i KNOW equius has massive tits i just cant prove it

>>8977413
Hand milked 100% pure indigoblood milk

>>8977653
>Squeaking every step

>>8977658
ill do you one bettter

>spongebob_steps_sound.sfx

>>8977700
I've got another
>Sex_through_clothes
>The dress acts like a condom

>>8977702
> Rose Dear I Have Invented The Full Body Condom

>>8977705
>Trolls start wearing Kanay's full body condom dresses
>Public sex skyrockets and births rise because the material is not as strong as her own personal dress

>>8977708
>All According To Plan

>>8977712
>On top of that the material increases fertility and sperm count
>People are having twins or triplets at the minimum

>>8977413
....All male trolls higher than a Jadeblood are Big Boobs Adventures???
it lines up.

do you think jester quest will end up being something big or is it just a small little pet project?

>>8978211
It just ended lol

>>8978349
>aaaaaaaaaaand its gone!

>>8977805
Consider this, All male trolls lower than a Jadeblood are hung?

How about that?

>>8978417
My GOAT Karkat with the footlong.

>>8978514
>Instead of wanting to hide his blood color, karkat tries to hide the fact he has a 12 inch mutant cock

>>8978514
>>8978610
Big dick karkat is the best nsfw headcanon

>>8978632
Small but hung karkat is peak
It's why he's paired well with amazon nepeta

>>8978417
Wait so dose that mean Tav is packing a phat Wang?!?

>>8978695
Yeah that's why he really needs a wheel chair
To carry that schmeat
Also he got a robo wang when he got his lower torso chopped off

>>8978701
i just know equius took his sweet ass time modeling his metalic shlong with how freaky he is

>>8978717
He had to stop himself from giving him the horse cock like he gave to some aradia bots in other timelines

>>8978349
Hussie realizes at his age he can’t do mega probects anymore, based.

I guess we’re getting short and simple MSPAs from now on.

>>8978695
You think Vriska was so neurotic about getting in his pants because of his charming personality?

>>8978610
>Be Karkat
>Try to hide your 12 inch mutant cock
>fails spectacularly
>ends up with a harem

>>8979255
>Karkat spends his days drained and tired because five troll bitches keep draining his balls
>He'd cry if he had any liquid left in his body

>>8978417
you didn't describe it as fat cock adventures, so it won't come true

>>8979258
>All female trolls higher than a Jadeblood have tighter pussies
>Feferi keeps slamming her fat ass on Karkat since his huge mutant cock is the only dick that satisfies her

>>8979261
Speak for yourself.

>>8979216
I don't see why not.

>>8979265
>Karkat gets his dream of joining the imperial army
>But now he is the living dildo for the queen
>Dream bubbles become hell for him because even meenah joins in and her ghetto booty turns his balls into raisins

>>8979327
Personally I think either Nepeta or Vriska will drain Karkat's balls first than Feferi and the other trolls

>>8979319
ah yes, my first ever interaction with any homestuck media, what a wonderful flash "game"

>>8979521
new thread

>>8979348
That's the secret
Feferi is a freak behind closed doors

>>8979524
Is this even the right thread? Op has the same username as the guy that made the one that allowed dog-futa and i dont feel like switching between two threads

>>8979537
The OP of that thread doesn't have a username

Ok so if trolls that are higher on the hemospectrum have big tits!
Does that mean gamzee has got some big phat clown honkers??

Thread for people who don't want to fuck dogs.
>>8980258


>>8980107
Yes, absolutely.

>>8977805
huge ass ampora titties (karkat aswell ig)