Thread 8979521

Previous Bucket: >>8967000

No Slob, Inflation, Fart, Grotesque art
If you want that - post somewhere else
No AI
Please keep the drama/arguing/pedantry to a minimum, and don’t take the bait.

>>8979566
>no ai
brochacho please.
its not that hard to make a thread for ai

>>8979566
couldnt hold for more than an hour and just HAD to sperg out and post ai lmao

go make a thread ffs not that hard

>>8979570
What's the issue, exactly?

>>8979608
holy shortstack who is that

>>8979614
>last thread told you no ai
> "can't make me follow the rules"
>everyone dunked on you
> "let me ignore the rules again!"

are you being intentionally obtuse?

>>8979617
amisia from hiveswap, she's kind of a maniac indigo painter

>>8979522
Need more of bitchy chubby Jane

Just gonna be horny for Jane for a moment
I wanna rub my face in her chubby stomach and fuck her belly button

>>8979521 (OP)
Why did you remove the no animal dongs rule?

>>8979913
;3

>>8979913
cuz its the insuffrable knot fag from last thread

>>8979981
But I don't get it why even care to remove something he didn't even follow

>>8979894
Jane is great

>>8979913
because if i have to look at those weird slug appendages you can put up with the occasional cat cock or dog cock

>>8980000
I wanna eat one of her cakes off her fat ass

>>8980035
I will never not be pissed at how dirty she was done in the post-canon.

Use them powers

>>8980043
They did mess her character in a major way along with others
Just like how I wanna mess her up in a major way

yay for onesies

going on twitter dot com and having to see the opinion of someone whos favorite character is an alpha kid or nepeta or a beforus troll and getting mad

>>8979913
It’s the dog fucker who made it

>>8979614
>>8979566
Yeah thread’s a failure already. I’ll make a real one when I get home in a bit but feel free to do it yourself with the actual header.

>>8980125
>>8979913
He also did it early
The other thread’s still on fucking page 8 and he made this one 12 hours ago. it’ll still be there for at least another day lmao. Fucking retard.

why did we get plushes of shitters like sollux and aradia before we got all four beta kids and all four patron trolls
how are they deciding the order they do this in
if we get a single fucking act 6 character before dave or rose i'm going to flip my shit

Jane mentioned

>>8979521 (OP) Thread for people who don't want to fuck dogs

>>8979608
>sperg out
I didn't even say anything, are you ok?

>>8980191
so do you,,,,,,,, wanna fuck the plushies?

>>8980251
Jane erotic

>>8980000
>quads on dorkcest
it was meant to be

>>8980251
Real side Jane

>>8979620
What rule am I breaking?

>No AI
third party thinker headass.

>>8980553
NO AI
NO AI ON MY PORN THREAD
PICK UP A PENCIL FAGGOT

I like me some big butt Jade

She should use her space power to keep it that way

what does it feel like to fuck someone who's gone grimdark

I could see rose as a fat milf

>>8980708
Probably like fucking someone who only speaks in tongues, feels like touching a black fuzzy carpet, and taste like black licorice
The orgasm would probably summon something from the nightmare realm

I'm also a fan of fat roxy

>>8980717
nice

And a fan of cumming in fat roxy

>>8980744
Mind shattering pussy that mortal men were never meant to thrust into

Need the lalonde girls

>>8981212
Could rest a whole tray on that ass

>>8981212
I luv art that gives terezi a phat ass!!

>>8980272
I think that's a lie broski

>>8980125
Why do you assume I wouldn't just join the next one, too? Just let me post here, it's not hurting anyone.

>>8981705
Go post in the brap thread loser, you seem pretty used to huffing your own farts.

Who do y'all think is the BJ queen of homestuck

>>8981838
Either Condy or Damara

love me some jade

its sad rereading the comic and knowing the animated thing is going to gut every piece of dialogue implying that rose ever hit on john or dave

>>8982418
Yup
She's probably gonna keep mentioning kanaya instead

>>8980695
How big is too big?

>>8983014
If that ass can't engulf my whole body then I don't want it

>>8983024
Adventurous..

Dog daughter tired of her dog mother's horny bullshit

rose lalonde could spit in my mouth and id thank her for it

>>8983285
will*

>>8983349
amen

Nepeta definitely has an OnlyTrolls

Hussie wishes

>>8981705
kys

>>8984078
Do you think this post is conducive to a good thread?

kind of a shot in the dark but last year around december an anon here wrote and posted a short story about fucking rose in the bathroom at a christmas house party, did anyone happen to save or preserve that anywhere

the new fruity rumpus forums have little easter eggs if you try to use a popular ship name as your username, and every ship that is even remotely heteronormative is just. relentlessly shit on.
its bleak.

>>8984259

damn meant to reply to >>8983906

Nana tits

Nana cheeks

>>8984197
Did you even check the archives, anon?

THE IDEAL WOMAN

>>8984274
>>8984276
Oh my goodness gracious!!
I luv it when nanna Egbert is giving the PHATEST ASS and TITS!

how many drinks does it take for rose to go from "no, sorry, i'm married" to "drop your pants"?

>>8984447
1 and a half bottles of wine
Or 3 shots of vodka

>>8984446
It's her true form at her prime

>>8984185
kys

sex with fantrolls

tits you can see from space

>>8984498
Tits you can see from earth

>>8984243
Name a ship that isn't shit on. It kills every dream

>>8984768
thats one meaty pussy

drawfagging give me your retarded requests

>>8984980
Requesting John shoving his head up condesce's ass

>>8984980
Have Tavros be surrounded by sexy troll women in his wheelchair but he's crying because he can't get hard

>>8984980
Rose holding Kanaya's head down on a guy's dick with cum shooting out Kanaya's nose. Kanaya obviously struggling, and Rose smug as hell while abusing her wife.

>>8984980
Example of your work?

>>8985127
brutal

>>8984980

Mom Lalonde putting Rose in a diaper.

>>8984980
Kanaya breast expansion

>>8985347
Thank you

>>8984980
Jade making her Horrible Green Dog Penis With Stink Lines Coming Off Of It (tm) really huge, like planet sized huge, and using it to impregnate Skaia (the spherical non-anthropomorphic planet) the old-fashioned way, no genesis frog needed

>>8985375
this is so funny i cant pass it up

>>8984980
June BLACKing Dave with her gock

>>8984980
Jane Discovering Jake Having Gay Sex

>>8984980
Jake Discovering Jane Having Straight Sex (with a clown)

>>8985347
jegus man this is some quality

>>8984998
its kind of retarded and not great hero mode shit but who cares free is free

>>8985476
where did you get the sburb logo font

>>8985486
some server for homestuck assets years ago

https://filebin.net/goxjvrp6ir32jgeu link expires in 6 days so go grab it while you can

>>8985493
Rare get

>>8984980
Rose Lalonde dry humping squiddle plushie.

>>8984980
Caliborn saying he'll destroy John/June in bed

Caliborn couldn't handle John/June's ass.

>>8985571
>i'm telling yoU Caliborn, they/them pUssy hits different
>PuSSY IS PuSSY, I'LL SHOW YOu
>*Caliborn goes into a room with John/June. A big ass explosion happens. Caliborn walks out covered in soot and has a thousand yard stare*
>WELL GODDAMN

>>8985579
Holy peak

>>8985375
no stink lines not because it icks me but because i forgot and i am not going back to edit it

>>8985127
>>8985347
>>8985476
do you have a twitter or bluesky or anything? i like this a lot
also requesting sloppy drunk rose in a cheap party city slutty witch halloween costume

>>8985606
@_Trollcall posting to an audience of me myself and i kek

>>8985609
well now its an audience of me and you
:o)

>>8984980
>>8985476
Could you draw that fan troll getting fucked!? Preferably in a full nelson anal

>>8985619
once again life finds a way to ass fuck me

>>8984980
caliborn getting his shit wrecked sexual style by john

>>8984980
Requesting Jasprosesprite fingering Nepetasprite on top of the fridge during that one tea party scene
Bonus points for Jake also sitting there watching, confused because this definitely wasn’t how it went in Alice in Wonderland

>>8985609
if you want your stuff to be seen tag it homesmut

Read this today. Fun little fic about how drinking John's blood makes Kanaya super horny for him(?). Not super explicit but very well written and enjoyable to read.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64997062

>>8985705
Too bad John and Kanaya never really got a lot of shipping together in the fandom

>>8980695
artist name NOW

>>8985720
doordoordoordoor.bsky.social

>>8985707
Yeah they don't have a lot of interactions and rosemary is more popular

>>8985707
davekanaya is the real loss here since iirc they actually have a log or two with some playful flirting, and rose eggs kanaya on about it

>>8985736
And their ship name SpaceJam is great

>>8985127
make it so GHPI miraculously revives his penis and he can fuck the bitches please

>>8984980
The DaveKan image last posted in the thread but Kanayas pants are off and she's dripping cum (hole of your choice)

>>8984980
Roxy and latula I beg of you

>>8984980
Just Karkat or Dave casually naked showing off his huge cock

>>8985476
Are her horns butt plugs

equius get out the way its my turn

>>8986074
listen man, you rim Nepeta while I rim Equius

>>8986084
where doing it man where MAKING THIS HAPEN

>>8986130
WERE DOING THIS TOGETHER DUDE!! I grab Equius, you grab Nepeta, let's fucking do this!

>>8986084
>>8986130
>>8986206
thats all nice and dandy but theres more stuff to take care off like neps boobs

or equius boner, guy's pants must be deadly tight by now have some empathy

>>8986213
You're also forgetting Nep's tentacle as well

>>8986217
major mishap

will not happen again


anyhow i keep her bulge you guys keep the rest

>>8986009
yeah so what let girls have a little fun

>>8986219
I'll take both of Nep's nips in my mouth

>>8985928
ass to mouth sounds kind of cool so lets go with that kek

>>8984992
i made two versions but assume this is what you want

>>8986213
Oh definitely, I'll rusty trombone Equius fully, he deserves it

>>8986290
equius apreciation, love to see it (pic unrelated)

>>8986280
>animated
Fucking GLORIOUS, thank you for going the extra mile.
I love it, I came, saved, backed up, archived, archived a second time in a more secure location, I owe you my fealty.

want want want want want want want want want want

>>8986280
please do this again but replace kanaya with john. bonus points for tears.

moonrunes, are you still in these threads
I got a question about your comic

>>8986280
This is really good more Rose forcing Kanaya to fuck men is always good

>>8986280
this rose is remarkably on model its kind of wigging me out
>>8986495
john does not deserve this please be nice to him

>>8986553
>john does not deserve this please be nice to him

agreed, let rose punish vriska instead

>>8986280
Rose should be doing this to Rose

>>8986565
rose should be making out with and fucking herself nasty style

>>8986569
Rose on Rose orgy

>>8986553
please do it to john. i'm begging you...

drunk rose stumbling around the meteor
runs into karkat trying to jerk off in peace and offers to help him out

>>8986621
She offers him to get sloshed with her
They both wake up naked in the lab trying to figure out who shoved the wine bottle up Rose's ass

>>8986217
getting my fucking fag on and sucking that dick like theres no tomorrow

>>8986641
look at how proud rufioh is

thats tears of honor right there

>>8986084
Then Nepeta can rim me while I rim you. They call this the "Quadruple Mobius Rumpus Suck"

>>8986641
lmao terezi is always in the same spot

>>8985603
oh my god man you actually did it

>>8986724
Of course he's proud, pupa pan kept the bitches

>>8981085
>>8980717
Does anyone remember that old fic where Dreamrose gets gangbanged by the Horrorterrors every time Rose goes to sleep until she brings...I think it was Jade, into it to keep them from getting bored of her?

>>8986809
I read that one

>>8986309
hey, if I may ask are you the one guy on the "no dog dick thread" that posts your headcanons and stuff?

>>8986811
Do you remember where it was?

>>8986826
Ao3 under the horrorterror tag

>>8986835
A Holocause for Google, it is fighting me every step of the way.
It won't even show me that old futa Rose/mom fic from Tumblr.

>>8986482
Meet potential species!!

>>8986809
https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/5951061/#q5967152
https://desuarchive.org/aco/thread/5951061/#q5967855

>>8986495
kek

>>8986569
>>8986570
kek

>>8987200
Holy ultimate lalonde pleasing circle

This cannot be topped, hats off man

Hats off

>>8986280
>>8987185
>>8987198
>>8987200
Rose will make anyone suck dick
Even herself and her own

>>8987212
you could pretend shes making kanaya blow roxy if you wanted

one maryam two lalondes

>>8987217
Lalondian favors ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

>>8987185
thank you so fucking much

>>8984980
John hypnotized into giving a footjob

found this fucking thing in an archived thread and could not take it seriously

>>8987272
bruh

>>8985956
penis lol

>>8986009
tldr is no

I haven't been in these threads in a while because of the constant /co/ threads, how is everyone doing? This new drawfag is really good btw

>>8987883
I'm doing good, I wanna empty the contents of my balls into Nana's ass, and how are you?

>>8987770
Glorious

Why isnt the karkat deploying his bulge in response? Is he shy?

>>8987884
Ehh, bummed out like always. I wanna get back into drawing homesmut but it seems like you guys are doing pretty well on that front already

>>8987887
We can always need more

>>8987891
Trust me, you don't

>>8987899
You don't know what I want

>>8987902
Not my garbage le sigh nah but fr I'll try and draw some stuff tomorrow and you'll all have to suffer along with me

>>8987908
just do it dont be gay

>>8985324
might make this look not like shit later but whatever heres your titslop

>>8987911
>just do it dont be gay
It's not that easy for me, I'm like Caliborn except even his art improved eventually

>>8987914
are you just waiting for someone to ask you to post your art
nut up or shut up

>>8987920
What does "nut up" even mean lmao anyways sorry for whining, its been a long day and I'm jealous of that new guy anyway good night

>>8987911
fan of how stupid rose looks here, like wife tits growing right in front of her and she can only muster ":0"

truly a lalonde moment

>>8987911
Why is ralsei there?

>>8987928
thats jade...?

>>8987929
Huh I guess I never consider Jade without black hair or color looks like Ralsei from deltarune
What with the way the ears look like horns and the glasses

>>8987932
well since she's not the main focus of the drawing, jade here got the "less detail" treatment

i like it do, she looks so goofy and smug lmao

>>8985127
>>8986641
If I was a decent smut artist I'd totally make a Tavvrisk comic where vriska gets brat tamed, raped, and instant-lossed by a vengeful and sexually liberated tavros right after he gets the robo legs (and probably robo horsecock) equius made for him, partly for how she treated him but also because of the sexual and romantic tension between them and how he was never able to act on it because of his disability.

I really like extreme shifts in power dynamics, so the concept of a super-bitchy vriska getting mindbroken and absolutely dominated by a newly confident and robo-legged tavros is kino.

vriska get's softdommed into not being as much of a huge bitch, lol

>>8987941
maybe I'll write a fic... but I don't know how many people would actually be interested since tavvrisk is already an unpopular ship.

>>8987941
i like tavros getting his revenge by just getting quadrants

something vriska can never fully maintain and even tho he probably doesnt notice it, thats the best type of revenge he can have over her

being truly happy

i like to not think about tavros at all

>>8987949
/aco/ and twitter is full of cowards that hate tavros, eridan, or any of the dancestor guys.
It's a damn shame.

>>8987954
tavros is lame
eridan is funny
ever single dancestor is worthless filler trash and if you spend any brainpower on them that isn't just jerking off, you're a moron

>>8987954
i hate how some of the guys (including dancenstors) are so under developed :(

>>8987956
found the twitter user

>>8987960
twitter adores the dancestors and the entirety of act 6 are you retarded

>>8987954
I would kiss Eridan's feet

>>8987956
dancestors were cool they shoulda been more important

>>8987974
Hot take: Dancestors should have just been the younger versions of the ancestors and not just tumblr parodies of what people think the main 12 trolls are

>>8984980
mating press meowrails

>>8987975
that wouldve been actually interesting i think

also part of me hates how hussie did all that on purpose just to piss people off and have karkat reference the fact that all of the dancenstors are fucking parodies

>>8987977
It's weird because Meenah and Aradia are the exceptions to this as they feel like different characters instead of parodies
Stereotypes sure but they are very different from their family ties

i think you're all insane
the cast was already bloated by the time the dancestors were officially introduced, and you would have wanted them to be genuinely relevant and not just jokes? what the fuck are we doing here man? stop insisting the story be made shittier in service of your blorbo getting character development they never deserved

>>8987979
no agree that the dancenstors was a retarded idea from the start but if hussie was already gonna shove it into the story might as well made them good

>>8987979
I sometimes think how homestuck would have been if there were no trolls
Just the alpha kids and maybe the cherubs are the only other new additions to the cast when it comes to outside forces affecting the main characters
But I think it wouldn't be as popular as it is if that was the case

>>8987986
I can sort of hazily envision an alternate telling where the only trolls still alive are the patron trolls, and Hivebent is an extremely condensed flashback as to how they fucked up their session so bad. Much less backstory for the dead/irrelevant ones, less meteor walkaround bullshit.
It surely would have been quite a bit less popular, but would that have been so bad?

>>8987992
>would that have been so bad?
Well I don't think any of us would still be taking about homestuck if that would happen
These threads certainly wouldn't exist

>>8987954
Tavros is lame Jake, Eridan is cool in the funny incel school shooter way, Equius is based, Karkat has actual character

>>8987960
Bro if I go to the twitter porn tag it's full of people obsessed over those worthless fucks instead of porn of actual characters

>>8987770
not what I had in mind but I'll take it

(desu I just prompted that so you could draw male art)

>>8985324
fuck it i finished it

>>8988053
Nice

>>8988053
CLASSIC Jade. I guess if Kanaya got to God Tier she could undo it if she really wanted to though.

>>8988059
she's god tier in the pic, i think she just wants to keep her new tits..

#stolenvalor

>>8988053
I'd like a John full nelson creampieing terezi. But if you don't want to do that you can just draw whatever you want that's cool too.

>>8984980
Aradia pinning down John's dick with her pussy

>>8986912
Thank you kindly, that is greatly helpful.
Do you remember the spinoff with the trolls?
Like Vriska was manhandled, Kanaya lez'd out with some kind of tentacle vagina leaf, and Nepeta was pretty much turned inside out by a shitload of animal cock tentacles?

>>8988464
There's always the other thread if you don't wanna see Jade's dog dick

You could at least post the high quality material.

>>8988465
It's not that, it's just that I found that image and thought it would be funny to post it.

>>8985661
Hope you don't mind me doing your request instead of the other guy

>>8987200
this really says a lot about homestuck soceiety... Rose's real enemy... is Rose...

>>8988540
Prinzofgreen! It’s been a few months! How’s life been treating you?

>>8988560
Oh uhh could be better. Still unable to really improve my drawing skills or speed, so that's a major bummer. Plus life is just kinda kicking my ass in general. But thanks for thinking of me, it means a lot

>>8988053
Nice drawing! What program do you use for drawing?

>>8988570
photoshop cs3 you can get it on internet archive just look for Adobe Photoshop cs3 Portable

>>8989025
do we have an editfag here who could turn this into rose