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Anonymous No.33459080 [Report] >>33460153
Day 50+ (Full Semen Retention)
I was on the bus and saw this obese coomer, brown, glasses, beta male, etc watching what sounded like porn with several attractive women sitting nearby, looking visibly uncomfortable. I have been practicing game, building confidence, fostering dominant personality traits (I am learning to adopt this posture with weaker ie beta males of similar age to me, primarily for sexually performative purposes), so this seemed like a good opportunity for grandstanding.

I assumed a dominant posture and gait, strode over to where he was seated and waved my hand in front of his face, he looked up annoyed to see me doing my best to look smug, no fear, etc Despite the fact that he saw me clearly, I then patted him on the shoulder (establishing dominance) and said There's ladies here, bud. I'm going to have to ask you to turn that off. In the corner of my eyes, I could see the women smiling.

The dude muttered something and didn't turn it off. I decided I was in a good mood and would thus make an effort to accommodate his hearing disability, speaking loud over the porn coming through his phone (and deliberately, to draw the attention of the entire bus). "If you don't turn that porn off, 1. your jizz stained phone's going out the window, into rush hour traffic 2. as a punitive action, I'm going to beat the fucking shit out of you. Hear me now, fat boy? There was laughter and whispers of support on the bus, and slowly the man turned off his phone and solemnly put it in his pocket, his head sinking in shame.

"One more thing," I said, noticing the bus had become crowded after the last stop.

"I'm going to need your seat."

I enjoyed the rest of my long, fourteen stop bus ride, seated (with an excellent window view might I add), feeling like a fucking boss. By the end of the ride, the cute girl who smiled at me thanked me and gave me her phone number.

This is life after day 50.

Questions, comments, advice on what to do with my new superpowers. All are welcome.
Anonymous No.33459097 [Report] >>33459252
Remember this is a real story, this really happened.
Anyone trying to deny this is a retard and likely gooning as we speak.
Anonymous No.33459122 [Report] >>33459245
Based but taking his seat was a little too much.
Anonymous No.33459210 [Report] >>33459245
This reminds me of the time I was watching porn on the bus when some goofy lanklet walked up and muttered something about social etiquette while trying to look cool I think. He tried putting his hand on my shoulder so I brushed it off and told him I wasn't looking to hook up. The women sitting next to me laughed as he sat down a few seats away. Ended up talking to one of them and even getting her number afterwards, lmao
Anonymous No.33459245 [Report]
>>33459210
No woman gave you her number after you watched porn. It is a signature habit of beta males, and viewed with disdain by cultures across the world eg look up the term "malaka" in Greece. As soon as you watch porn, your aura is lowered and women will view you as a loser instinctively even if they had no first hand knowledge you watched porn. They know you do, because when you watch porn your energy reflects that.

What would have happened in real life if you had a confrontation like this with a retainer, the moment he talked to you, you would adopt a submissive response pattern on instinct. Your "hooking up" joke would have also fallen flat, because the women would have been paying you no mind at that point and would have been listening to what he said. And the idea that the retainer would back off you after that brilliantly original line is so laughable, it hardly deserves note.

Women can sense semen via pheromones, hence why after day 20 there is such a drastic increase in female attraction. If anything, you as a coomer would look gay, women know a retainer is straight just by his energy in a room.

>>33459122
He needed to be removed, in order to neutralize the threat to the women.
Anonymous No.33459252 [Report]
>>33459097
Yes a hard reset is necessary, in this last week.
The last relapse, July 17.
Anonymous No.33460153 [Report]
>>33459080 (OP)
Based he deserved it