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Anonymous No.33477913 [Report] >>33477920 >>33477999 >>33478005 >>33478011 >>33478712 >>33478995 >>33479151 >>33479195 >>33479322 >>33482075 >>33482615 >>33482655 >>33483151 >>33484577 >>33485041 >>33485598 >>33485661 >>33485792 >>33485848 >>33485925 >>33486441 >>33487105 >>33487300 >>33487570 >>33487711 >>33488042 >>33488362
Any late bloomers here?
What was your first thoughts when you felt pussy for the time? I want to know my expectations
Anonymous No.33477920 [Report] >>33478973
>>33477913 (OP)
>Any late bloomers here?
>What was your first thoughts when you felt pussy for the time?

I thought being a late bloomer had to do with puberty.
Anonymous No.33477948 [Report] >>33478653 >>33487394
I lost card at 26. It felt like how I thought it would. Maybe I didnt expect to feel so much bone on top in doggy
Anonymous No.33477994 [Report]
>i hope there's no teeth in here... it would really be a shocking betrayal for her to bite my winnie off
Anonymous No.33477999 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
It depends on the woman. The vagina is a muscle. Feel the inside of your cheek with your finger and imagine that but tighter and squeezing your dick in a good way
Anonymous No.33478005 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
whomst ?
Anonymous No.33478011 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
This is weirdly wet
Anonymous No.33478653 [Report]
>>33477948
Hope you find it.
Anonymous No.33478712 [Report] >>33478960 >>33479187 >>33479337 >>33485634
>>33477913 (OP)
I am 31 and still a virgin.
Anonymous No.33478960 [Report] >>33479187 >>33479329
>>33478712
im 34 and still a virgin. ill never know what pussy is like.
Anonymous No.33478973 [Report] >>33483159
>>33477920
I was 150 lbs and 5’11” at 18 when I joined the military. When I got out at 26 I was 180 lbs and 6’1”. I’m not bullshitting, I compared my medical entrance paperwork to medical discharge paperwork. The doc who processed me out commented on it and said “yeah, seen this before, it’s normal”.

I wondered why when I hit 22 or so I started getting women noticing me. Weird thing biology.
Anonymous No.33478995 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
It's shockingly easy to be good at. I don't understand how people have performance anxiety.
Anonymous No.33479151 [Report] >>33479187 >>33481735
>>33477913 (OP)
I lost it this year at 30. It was alright, but I don't know if it's really worth all the trouble
Anonymous No.33479187 [Report] >>33481735
>>33478712
>>33478960
I'm 33 and paid for escorts to come to my house, twice(!) when I was late 20's.
Don't regret it but, this anon is correct >>33479151
Anonymous No.33479195 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
Losing your virginity is one of those things that looms larger in advance than it turns out to be.

Getting a college degree is another.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCRZZC-DH7M&list=RDLCRZZC-DH7M&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.33479322 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
No girls ass looks like that. If it does it feels like cement. Photoshop is gonna create a lot of disappointed people.
Anonymous No.33479329 [Report] >>33481678
>>33478960
You don't want it bad enough. I couldn't live in this world without pussy and I don't even get it all like that. It explains why so many of you are so depressed. Jesus, get in shape, build some confidence and buy a hooker for crying out loud. Couldn't be me. I wouldn't care how bad I looked if I couldn't get it free I'd buy it and ware that hooker out. Ugly as can be.
Anonymous No.33479337 [Report] >>33481680 >>33486717
>>33478712
You don't value yourself as worthy enough to get pussy. You feel like you don't deserve it so you don't get it and no one gives it to you. When you carry yourself like your worth it and deserve it and can back it up by having your shit together then women will throw it at you. When it comes to men it has nothing to do at all with how you look.
Anonymous No.33481678 [Report]
>>33479329
im disabled and poor. my only option is to find someone very desperate.
Anonymous No.33481680 [Report]
>>33479337
Someone's projecting.
Anonymous No.33481735 [Report] >>33481948
>>33479151
>>33479187
>but I don't know if it's really worth all the trouble

Planning to book an escort rn to get exactly that effect. I feel as if not getting laid for too long a time leads to putting sex on a pedestal. Its ultimately just another human need like eating or shitting, nothing more, nothing less.
Anonymous No.33481948 [Report] >>33483688
>>33481735
>Its ultimately just another human need like eating or shitting.
Except its not because you don't die if you don't have sex. You're putting it on a pedestal.
Anonymous No.33482038 [Report]
Felt like nothing to be honest because of death grip from masturbating. The idea of it was hot though
Anonymous No.33482075 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
>khv until 25
It feels really awesome, its wet, warm, and fits arpund your dick way nicer than a hand can. And the feeling of a bouncy ass pushing up against you while your dick is inside her is fucking amazing. Sadly, it's not enough to make it worth the effort after you've had it enough times and after that point the woman just becomes a liability.
Anonymous No.33482615 [Report] >>33482659
>>33477913 (OP)
I was 16 she was 28 Fat and with a kid. 6/10 desu.
Anonymous No.33482655 [Report] >>33482865
>>33477913 (OP)
I didn't nut when I lost my virginity because she was ugly and I lost my erection. When I first nutted inside of a vagina, with someone else, it felt about 3x better than the best time jacking off. So moderately good but it takes awhile to get used to the wetness of it.
Anonymous No.33482659 [Report] >>33483342
>>33482615
You got molested.
Anonymous No.33482865 [Report] >>33482897 >>33486572
>>33482655
someones never used a fleshlight
Anonymous No.33482897 [Report]
>>33482865
can't, i'm a neet living with my parents and i have nowhere to hide one
Anonymous No.33483151 [Report] >>33483464 >>33488830 >>33488919
>>33477913 (OP)
I'm more interested on how the 25+ itt lost it.
I'm in desperate need for hopepilling.
Anonymous No.33483159 [Report] >>33485565
>>33478973
I've never believed stories of guys saying they grew taller after 18-19.
Anonymous No.33483342 [Report]
>>33482659
No he was not.
Anonymous No.33483464 [Report]
>>33483151
A pair of girls randomly started talking to me in the parking lot of a local trail. I was lucky enough to be in a sweet spot of being too tired to be a nervous autist but not tired enough to not be able to hold a conversation, and ended up chatting with them for a while about things. The older one excused herself to the bathroom after I thought to ask their names (and tell them mine) and came back about 20 minutes later. Before we both left I asked for the one girl's number and got it. I was 30, she was 27, her obvious in hindsight winggirl was 34.

I invited her to a local diner for dinner the next Friday, had a good time, and she kissed me on the cheek when I dropped her off back at her apartment. The next day she invited me over to her place to watch a movie.
Anonymous No.33483479 [Report] >>33483539
This thread is pathetic and depeessing.
Anonymous No.33483539 [Report]
>>33483479
What did you expect?
Anonymous No.33483688 [Report]
>>33481948
>You're putting it on a pedestal.

Yes, thats the thing. For comparison I recently got a motorcycle. Its really not hard to imagine what riding a motorcycle is like. But actually doing it is still very different and surprising in some ways, like the wind resistance hitting you liek a wall and such. Not exactly a life changin experience, but actually experiencing something is always different from thinking about it or hearing second hand stories. Especially for sex, because said second hand stories are probably overblown bullshit or seen through the emotional lens of whoever is telling them.
Anonymous No.33484577 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
My first was at 24. She was 17 (sssh it's legal here) also her first
Everybody talked about how awesome a tight pussy, It is, but what surporised me the most the heat. Not just warm but literally hot. And the fact that I am literally _inside_ in an other body is still fascinating near to 40. The warmth and the feeing of the muscles is what nothing can replace. The pulsating flesh, feeling that's alive. And the reactions... you can see that she feel your every little move when you counting whispering the ridges inside her, before circling on her Gspot. Then show her your shiny fingers as the evidence of her lustful instincts. The reaction, connection and interaction what make it unbelievable
Anonymous No.33485041 [Report] >>33486474
>>33477913 (OP)
Source

Also, first time sex at 29 here. It was surprisingly difficult to get it in and PIV felt kinda uncomfortable. Maybe the girl was just tight though idk. Also it was slipping out easily.
Getting a blowjob was fun, and when I came in the girls mouth it was heaven. The girl was ugly but it was still good

Your first time will be awkward af, just focus on the experience and taking lessons from it mostly
Anonymous No.33485565 [Report] >>33485625
>>33483159
I also grew, a fucking centimetre kek, making me 6ft in burger numbers.
Anonymous No.33485598 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
When I went unprotected I could hardly believe how good it was

I also didn't know (die to inexperience) that my ex gf had possibly the nicest, tightest, wettest pussy of all time. Leagues above girls I've fucked since. Sadly she refused to go on the pill so I never could pound her raw and cum inside
Anonymous No.33485625 [Report] >>33485901
>>33485565
congratulations your whole entire life must have instantly changed going from the too short to score number to the guaranteed pussy getting height
Anonymous No.33485634 [Report]
>>33478712
35 here
Anonymous No.33485661 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
overrated, boipussy felt better
Anonymous No.33485792 [Report] >>33486689
>>33477913 (OP)
>Be me
>Skinny as a rail in High School
>Mild Acne
>Funny and have friends, not a real contender with the ladies
>Graduate at 18
>Go to university
>Gain some weight, acne clears up
>Lose virginity to a qt freshman classmate
>Tells me my cock is huge, I grew up thinking I was average.
>Hook up with other girls who confirm that I'm significantly above average.
>Confidence is at 100%, my skills in bed continue to grow and I enjoy 4 years of partying and fucking girls with the skill and stamina of a porn star.
>Graduate College
>Years fly by
>Decide to stay single, put sex on the back burner, and Focus on bettering myself, my career and my art.
>Years go by
>Turn 30
>Finally decide it's time to date again
>Fall in love, she's the love of my life
>also developing a relationship with Jesus Christ.
>It's incredible, changes me for the better.
>Begin to regret Sleeping around as a young buck.
>Begin to notice the negative effects from all the years of sleeping around and watching porn.

Don't make the same mistakes I did. It felt good to be the handsome hung chad after years of not being popular with the ladies, but I'd trade every fun sexual adventure I had in heartbeat if it meant I could've had my first time be with the love of my life.
Anonymous No.33485848 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
Something along the lines of
"Wow, that's slippery"
Anonymous No.33485901 [Report]
>>33485625
Nope. I was skeleton tier looking like cancer patient and didn’t socialise and hate alcohol, didn’t consume, was forced out of home by parents since 18. Later in life got a job specifically to force myself interaction with people and got sex only at 24 with my current gf.
Anonymous No.33485925 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)

Wet and warm, almost velvety. And the vagina is lower than I expected
Anonymous No.33486441 [Report] >>33486474
>>33477913 (OP)
who is the woman at OP pic? she has the best ass i ever seen in my life jesus christ
Anonymous No.33486474 [Report] >>33486502
>>33486441
>>33485041
Her name is realprettyangel
Anonymous No.33486502 [Report]
>>33486474
yep a hoe with a onlyfans, of course. why would she be a trad woman that has a low body count?
Anonymous No.33486572 [Report]
>>33482865
i have a fleshlight, it feels pretty good but the real thing is just better. It's warm and has a certain texture that creates a bit of friction that the fleshlight can't replicate. Also the way pussy wraps around your dick when you push into it is different than the fleshlight

it's not a replacement for the real thing at all
Anonymous No.33486689 [Report]
>>33485792
Grass is greener situation. I'm a virgin at 32. No relationship feels real anymore. I made easy natural connections with a couple of girls in high school. In a world of corporate HR and after #metoo I didn't want to get near a woman. Single life was pretty great, but if there is a special someone out there for me, I haven't met her and I have no idea how I ever will. I'm more guarded these days then ever due to life experiences. I was also skinny in high school and still am, but the girl that asked me out I rejected because I had no idea how to react. I wasn't even trying to reject her. I kind of liked her too, and there was a girl on the lacrosse team who was my best friend in middle school who picked me up off the ground after I had been away from class for a while. I've never had anyone except my mom care about me so much and I wish I was a better friend to her. She was my first crush also.
Anonymous No.33486717 [Report]
>>33479337
That's an awful lot to assume based on one sentence. I'm 32 and a virgin. In my 20s I didn't care to go looking for pussy, at all. Work, gaming and my friends were all I needed. I thought about dating at 25 but Covid messed that up. My morals make me want long term relationships only and religious confusion made me want sex after marriage for procreation but I don't want kids so I didn't want sex and so i didn't want a girlfriend. I don't want marriage because the government screws guys and after some shit with my family I don't know if I can really trust anyone like that anyway.

I think dating apps can't give me meaning but it would be the way to find someone but I don't want to be on them. I'm asocial, preferring to stay home and game or watch shows and when i go places it is to hang out with a friend. I don't give myself opportunity to meet anyone. I think I deserve it, but I don't know if I want to deal with the hassle of another person in my life like that.
Anonymous No.33487105 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
>>>/r9k/82142204
This guy barely felt anything because he's circumcised
Anonymous No.33487300 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
It's going to depend on your experience. I've always had to use a condom since I first started, and it does feel like shit, so I ended up preferring getting blowjobs for a long time. Then once I started going fully raw with some girl, the feel was unreal and I can't go back to condoms.

Pro-tip as well; have sex immediately after she has a really hot shower, the heat inside combined with the feeling is beyond words. It felt like I only lasted seconds when I did that raw with my gf.
Anonymous No.33487394 [Report]
>>33477948
>It felt like how I thought it would
good? bad? overrated? underrated?

28 khv here wanting to know if i should just kms or not.
Anonymous No.33487570 [Report] >>33487650
>>33477913 (OP)
Don't have sex, honestly. It's not a big deal.
Anonymous No.33487650 [Report] >>33488350
>>33487570
>Dying of thirst? Just don't worry about it, water is nothing special anyway.
>t. regular water drinker
Anonymous No.33487711 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
"this isn't as amazing as i thought"
porn and masturbation ruined it
Primitive No.33488042 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
She was drunk and cried during it, but other than being surprised that it was painful for her, it was as much as i could reasonably expect. Softer and warmer than my hand, sure. but you're also doing all the work. If you plan on lasting longer than 5 minutes I suggest you start doing core exercises because it's a nice burn. Planking also does the trick in a pinch, increases your stamina. Unfortunately I couldn't really tell whether she was moaning or just doing the drunk crying hiccups thing (since despite being the more sober one I definitely took too much mescaline to make good decisions). She didn't resist it though, which was good. Always remember that if someone makes an effort to get you off of them or says "no" you're opening yourself up to a world of hurt if you continue. Understanding consent and what you can get away with is key to having a good time. Anyways, that's just my two cents on it.
Anonymous No.33488350 [Report]
>>33487650
And then you stop dying of thirst and drinking water becomes normal and stops being this special thing you thought would resolve all your life problems. You will realize after the pressing question of quenching your thirst is resolved the question becomes "What now?"
Anonymous No.33488362 [Report]
>>33477913 (OP)
>What was your first thoughts when you felt pussy for the time?
i'd rather be alone playing vidya
Anonymous No.33488495 [Report]
I've dropped out of wizard school somewhat recently at 28 and well It did feel great. I though I'd finish in a moment and would embarass myself but due to the condom I had a the opposite problem. Not even sex but the whole cuddling/kissing just sitting with the sexual and romantic vibe felt like the best feeling one can have to be honest. It of course did not change much in my life kek but I do feel more confident when people around me talk about sex and I don't have to act like I know what they are talking about while I didn't. I lost virginity this year and have had sex with four women since so it sure is possible anons. Now i guess I will try to find a girl i'd love to spend my life with (at least some part of it). I was never really very interested in sex enough and never bothered to get it untill the last winter when huge loner depression hit me and I've tried for the first time. I don't think I will try to become some fuckboy and get my bodycount to 20 but I'd rather settle with someone nice to feel the warmth of her daily.

My face is 6/10 at best but I do have very well trained body and low bodyfat so I'm sure not the ugliest skinnyfat around.
Anonymous No.33488830 [Report]
>>33483151
I just got /fit/ and started doing social activities. It's not rocket science.
Anonymous No.33488919 [Report] >>33488927
>>33483151
tindermaxxing
Anonymous No.33488927 [Report] >>33488990
>>33488919
I had some matches on my first couple months of tinder but blew them before setting up any dates cause of autism. Now i think i'm on the algo's shit list cause I haven't got a match in weeks. Is it joever for me?
Anonymous No.33488990 [Report]
>>33488927
I don't get many matcher either but yea the algorithm isn't doing you a favor. If it wanted you would get likes.
Get some "decen"t photos so you do get some likes at least weekly and try to set up a date with every woman that you match with (of course dont go with some super ugly/fatasses/retards if you don't want). You can match with all the girls who liked you using a simple trick (you turn off the app, decline first girl and the second would always be the girl that recently liked you - you can google the trick) and also I found leaving your city for a few days and coming back give you a "boost" I always receive a few likes that way when i'm back. Play the numer game, if you meet with 20 women then there's a huge chance you'll fuck some.