Thread 33510264

I'll spare you the boring details of my mundane life and just get to the point.
I want to die. I don't need any advice about how to make life feel like it's worth living or to seek help. All posts pertaining to things not suicide-positive will be disregarded.
I just want to know the fastest, easiest, and ideally most painless ways to go and things to keep in mind to not cock it up. Fuck knows I'm good at that part.
I've done some research on various methods but I'm sure there are some armchair experts here who might have something to add, so I might as well cover my bases. I've considered just using some of my savings to purchase a firearm and be done with it, but I fear the slim odds of survival.
Please, honest and thoughtful answers only.

>>33510264 (OP)
>I just want to know the fastest, easiest, and ideally most painless ways to go and things to keep in mind to not cock it up.

There are none, death is supposed to be painful and horrible because your body is designed *not* to die. If you choose the cowards way out you're going to suffer for it.

>>33510264 (OP)
I read an article about people who tried to commit suicide by jumping off the golden gate bridge, and all those that survived said they regretted it as soon as they jumped - before they even hit the ground.
I remember one guy said something like: "the moment I jumped I realized every problem in my life had a potential solution, except the problem of falling to my death."

>>33510347
That's just adrenaline kicking in. Bet their lives went back to being miserable soon after

>>33510264 (OP)
>I just want to know the fastest, easiest, and ideally most painless ways to go and things to keep in mind to not cock it up.
Right, listen very carefully, because it's extremely important that you understand this:

THERE AREN'T ANY.

Literally *every* way that you could commit suicide will either be agonisingly painful, or there will be a high probability of it not killing you but leaving you permanently brain damaged. And many methods have both problems.

So, either ask me for a method that is reliable but excruciatingly painful, or for one that is relatively painless but may well leave you alive and permanently brain damaged, or for one with both problems. Which do you want?

>>33510560
All right, how about fast and reliable? I can probably take excruciating if it's over fast.
Not like it matters too much since the end result is the same, but failure is the biggest fear here.

>>33510264 (OP)
Nitrogen. Go and breath nitrogen. Make sure that when you pass out this will continue to be the case.

Only do this if you genuinely want to die.

>>33510264 (OP)
I almost killed myself, but I chickened out because of fear, guilt, and because of an unbreakable will to live that is part of us. Killing yourself will not be easy, but I recommend you try to make it spontaneous. Keep a gun nearby and blow your brains out as soon as you get that gush of power over your primal will to live. It is a physically painless way to go, unless you fuck up by shooting yourself at the wrong angle.

>>33510339
>cowards way out
No, killing yourself takes a massive set of balls to actually follow through with. Are you serious? Let me know if you can stand infront of a freight train going 80mph and not shit your pants. Its incredibly hard to kill yourself & takes a whole lot of suppression to your survival instincts.
To the OP, you should buy a gun. You can look in the mirror to angle it the correct way, and its only a quarter of a second of pain. Other than that, if you have a closed garage, turn on your car and roll the windows down. The muffler fumes from your car will make you pass out & suffocate you. Well, so i've heard. Thats possibly the only painless way.

Makes sense. If you're a male in western society and not chad there's literally no reason to live, or next to no reason. I felt the sameway but I live in an effort to make miserable as many foids as possible. If my actions can even ruin one woman's day it's a success.

>>33510572
>All right, how about fast and reliable?
Drowning is quite good. (In deep water, weighed down). You'll only be in agony and terror for a couple of minutes.

>>33510264 (OP)
If you're in the USA, buy a gun, aim for the roof of your mouth and pull the trigger.
If you don't have easy access to weapons, get hit by a train at full speed.

>>33510956
You are aware that in most countries it is illegal to slaughter animals this way because it causes too much suffering?

>>33510572
Or, if you can reliably inject into a vein, a large intravenous overdose of fentanyl is a good choice, but only if you are absolutely certain you won't miss the vein. If you do, you're into brain damage territory.

>>33511083
You'd be surprised how often people survive shooting themselves.

>>33510572
Do you live in the US? Get a gun, walk into a police station, and start shooting.

>>33510474
I'm sure the adrenaline was still pumping when he gave an interview about it, anon

Gun it is. Much appreciated to the real ones.