Thread 33517984

Why is it that gay bros give the best advice on women for straight guys?

Because women tell them all their deep dark secrets, it's been quite revealing.

Gay men are our sex’s biggest boon and we don’t value them enough. Having a gay friend is unironically the secret to happiness and good fortune; they are always the luckiest and most personable motherfuckers on the planet.

>>33518120
My boss is gay and he’s the most spineless, bootlicking, limp-wristed person in my whole workplace. Gay men also hit on me all the time for some reason. The world would be better without them

>>33518389
Probably it's your straightness that attracts them

>>33518389
My supervisor is also gay and he's like what you described plus just incredibly dishonest, he feels powerful when lying to people (either because it shows he can or because it indicates an information advantage). He likes to gossip with the middle aged women. His work quality is not so great but he's incredibly good socially

>>33520139
>but he's incredibly good socially

as an autist I've become less socially retarded spending time around people like this