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Anonymous No.33616628 [Report] >>33616698 >>33617458 >>33617487 >>33618017 >>33618051 >>33618148 >>33618592 >>33618921
im 26 year old black woman and i never had sex or went on a date or kissed a boy

i still get confused for a 19 year old but i want to find a boyfriend offline because i got catfished by internet friends multiple times

how do i find a boyfriend? im also really shy and dont know how to drive because it scares me but i have a job
Anonymous No.33616673 [Report] >>33618004
Need more info.
Are you kawaii?
Where do you live, or at least a vague classification of the type of place you live.
What do you do for fun?
And what are you looking for in a boytoy?
Anonymous No.33616698 [Report] >>33617463 >>33618004
>>33616628 (OP)
stop having short hair and do this shit, as a black woman this style is BWC magnet. Just trust me, i gave you the best advice ever in your life because it works, this kind of female looksmaxxing works wonderously for black women just do it. Get some dick but also make him work a bit for it, make him learn to tease you and touch you, we men suck at eating coochie they have to start somewhere.

just go full goth, idk how bald or short haired you are but start on this goth black girl looksmaxxing.
Anonymous No.33617422 [Report]
GIVE THAT BLACK PUSSY TO DADDY INCEL RIGHT NOW MY LITTLE BOVINE ANGEL
Anonymous No.33617458 [Report] >>33618104
>>33616628 (OP)
>#1: don't be fat
>#2: see guy you like, walk up to him, say "hi, I'm anon"
if he's not a complete retard and you look halfway good(see #1), he should be able to do the rest, up to and including sex
Anonymous No.33617461 [Report]
YWNBAW TRANNY
Anonymous No.33617463 [Report]
>>33616698
>we men suck at eating coochie
speak for yourself
Anonymous No.33617487 [Report]
>>33616628 (OP)
just drive out to the ghetto and you will find plenty of boys
Anonymous No.33618004 [Report]
>>33616673
>Are you kawaii
If I put some effort
>Where do you live
Suburbs
>What do you do for fun
Video games, drawing, basketball
>And what are you looking for in a man?
Is nice to me, not lazy, not a chud, has basic hygiene
>>33616698
>stop having short hair
My hair is medium length it's just shrinkage
Anonymous No.33618017 [Report] >>33618104
>>33616628 (OP)
Just approach whatever guy you like and if he's single he'll probably ask you out eventually assuming u aren't super ugly or nothing. It's pretty simple really especially for girls autists just make these things out to be a big deal
Anonymous No.33618051 [Report] >>33618066 >>33618104
>>33616628 (OP)
This is the type of post you make when you have no desire to change your position in life, and just want attention.
You'll have the same problems next month as you had last month, and as long as you distract yourself by complaining online instead of making changes, it'll happen for all of the next 120 months until you out-age your sex drive.
Anonymous No.33618066 [Report] >>33618071
>>33618051
sir this is the advice board if you don't want to give advice you can just leave
Anonymous No.33618071 [Report] >>33618079
>>33618066
And if you're going to receive the same advice over and over and not act on it then you're a waste of space too. Unlike you, though, I'm happy with myself.
Anonymous No.33618079 [Report] >>33618089
>>33618071
you don't know the op at all and you specifically came onto this post to complain about a socially awkward adult asking for dating advice. seems like you have your own issues to work out
Anonymous No.33618089 [Report]
>>33618079
I simultaneously did two things. Give advice and shit on people who play dumb. You reveal yourself as the latter.
Anonymous No.33618104 [Report] >>33618253
>>33618017
I've always been shy can I really just walk up to a stranger and ask them out lmao. I grew up with people finding me weird or ignoring me, can I really just go "hey random person want to go on a date with me" without seeming creepy?

>>33618051
This post doesn't accomplish anything except making me feel like a bad person for talking to people.

>>33617458
Anon that's a model. I'm not fat but I'm not exactly hot either.

I'll still try it during a weekend when I'm at the mall but I'd need a friend to be with me incase the brutal rejections get too demoralizing.
Anonymous No.33618118 [Report]
>i shit on people who use this board as intended, asking the internet for life advice, which makes me smart and not a troll
Anonymous No.33618148 [Report]
>>33616628 (OP)
get a job or hobby where you can naturally interact with dudes
Anonymous No.33618253 [Report]
>>33618104
>hey random person want to go on a date with me"
Yes since you're a woman so guys won't be threatened by you. Make it someone you're at least acquainted with though asking out random guys could be risky
Anonymous No.33618592 [Report] >>33618804
>>33616628 (OP)
As an adult you don't go through the high school dating route. You are MUCH more likely to meet a guy in a non-romantic setting first and then hit it off and move sideways into romance.

Increase your general social circle, with a focus on the kinds of people you are most likely to get along with. Are you a church-goer? Look there. Intterested in sports, art, music, whatever? Seek out others (of all sexes) similar.

The more people-you're-likely-to-like you know, the more among them will be guys
Anonymous No.33618804 [Report]
>>33618592
I'm an artist and live next to NYC maybe I can go to some events? Maybe.
Anonymous No.33618921 [Report]
>>33616628 (OP)
Date a mulatto black guy, black guys deserve a chance, be careful not to get in an abusive relationship