Thread 33622301

What topics do normal people talk about?
Let's say I went on a date (I'm in my 20's) with a usual socially functioning normie, what exactly can we talk about?
I don't find anything coming out of their mouth interesting, but I can play a certain persona and act like I'm interested/enthusiastic or whatever, I just need to know what exactly do they talk about. I don't use many socials so I have no idea what's going on with mainstream if you must know, might also work on that.

>tl, dr; manchild aspie needs chit-chat topics to score vagina

>>33622301 (OP)
you need a backlog of stories to talk about. have you ever heard your father speak? yeah he could talk about stories endlessly, right? you need lore.

otherwise you can play conversation games, i love those lol.

>>33622342
>you need a backlog of stories to talk about
That's the issue anon. I spent most of my life in front of a screen.

>>33622301 (OP)

Talk about politics anon!

>>33622342
>>33622390
Why not combine the two?
>What group of people commits lots of crimes?
>What group of people is the reason why I can't get laid?
So on and so forth.

>>33622342
>conversation games
Excuse the second (You), didn't know what this was and looked it up. Anon, you just made a fellow aspie's life way easier, that's literally a brilliant idea

>>33622426

kek

>>33622301 (OP)
>normal people
easy. whatever doesn't fucking matter

>>33622301 (OP)
>Let's say I went on a date
I won't read hypotheticals on an advice board. As to what to talk about: anything at all that interests both you and the listener. It's a blank canvas and therefore an art.

>>33622426
>So you know that DESPITE being just 13%... well, you know how DESPITE being just 49% of the population, men commit 87% of all murders? Men are the nwords of gender, is all I'm saying. Now let me tell you about women and jews!

>>33622301 (OP)
work usually

>>33622436
here are some additional guidelines for socializing:

1. never use your fucking phone unless you're showing them something on it, i cannot stress this enough.
2. do not patronize them. if theyre enjoying a pizza, you can say 'hey thats unhealthy once'. do not go:
>thats unhealthy toss it and get a salad
>they go "its just one"
then you go
>no get a fucking salad right fucking now!
do not do that. dont police people. people hate getting policed (am military and theres a reason why jr. enlisted hate disciplinarians)
3. dont assume theyre going to be offended by everything. learn whats normally socially acceptable. like you can say mildly controversial stuff, and that'll pique their interest.
4. dont put people on the spot.
like dont force them to talk about themselves if they arent able to conjugate up something, start talking about yourself.

>>33622301 (OP)
Why not go out with groups of normies and listen to their bullshit? Then you have a live sample.

>>33622301 (OP)
I was just at a work thing with a mix of closer coworkers and some I barely knew. The ones I barely knew I could talk about

- pets/animals
- concerts, events, vacations, things either of us had done in the last some-odd months
- where we're from
- number of siblings, age order, etc

None of those things are guaranteed or even likely to help you score vagina, but they're basic normal people conversation starters

>>33624351
>like dont force them to talk about themselves if they arent able to conjugate up something, start talking about yourself.

but what if you don't feel comfortable talking about yourself?

i've found normies tend to like me because I make them feel comfortable to talk about themselves

>>33622301 (OP)
>Let's say I went on a date
Nope. Can't picture that.

>>33622301 (OP)
1/2
Chit chat is about finding a common topic to talk about. You begin with a pointless topic and have the other person talk and direct the conversation in a direction that gets you to something you're interested in.
Now mind you the first moments of meeting someone are crucial, because they will influence severely how you are perceived before the other person gets to know you better, if at all.
Say you make a single racist comment during that first interaction, you will forever be "that racist guy", so stick with easy to digest, non offensive topics.

So let's say you're interested in knowing if that girl is potentially down to wear anime clothes while you fuck her asshole, but how do you get to that point of finding it out?
The answer is: Gradually.
So the first interaction would be asking her what kind of coffee she would like to have. The answer isn't important, but the simple fact that she tells you want kind of beverage she likes gives you a topic to talk about. You could follow that up with some interaction you had with this beverage, and how you experienced it, and maybe it's even a funny anecdote.

I for instance would talk about that one time that I've been to a starbucks and tried to order a regular medium coffee, but starbucks does not offer that, and after some awkward back and fourth I proceeded to order a "venti" filter coffee, because that's what they call it there, and the sheer confusion of the person behind the counter about my order still amuses me.

>>33622301 (OP)
>>33627802
2/2
And that story isn't important by itself, but I offered up some information about myself that:
1) I like coffee
2) that I'm sometimes a bit awkward
3) that I can laugh about my own mistakes
and if she finds that charming enough, she'll offer some similar bit of information, and just like that we gradually get an understanding how each of us operate.

And once you're comfortable with each other you can slowly start showing your leas photogenic sides, because by then she's got a more complete picture of you and might see that you're such an awesome person, that she'll dress up in sailor moon and let you fuck her ass.