Thread 33866368

It feels like in the year of our lord 2025 everyone has a gf but me. What's the magic trick for autist who have no special interest and are just weirdos like me?

Step 1. Quit 4chan.
Step 2. Make some friends.
Step 3a. Ask out the female ones.
Step 3b. Ask both the female and male friends to set you up with someone.

That’s it.

>>33866375
How do I skip steps 1 and 2?

>>33866375
This is the right way, anon.

Go out, talk to people, make friends.

>>33866375
>>33866395
I've never been able to make friends. Is there any other way? I'm thinking i might unironically die alone guys.

>>33866489
>I've never been able to make friends.
Then you're fucked

>>33866368 (OP)
Do a hobby with women in it, get above average at the hobby and dating unlocked.

>>33866368 (OP)
The fact that you assume that there is some 'magic trick' to solve all your social problems should give you an idea of why this is happening to you.
>>33866385
You can skip step 1, but not 2.

>>33866385
You can’t skip step 2. I strayed using 4chan a little before I got my gf. And she constantly ask me about me friends and family. You need somewhat of a social life.

>>33866799
So this is another way of saying that it's a me problem and that i'm cooked

>>33866489
Do you get out and meet people often? I feel it’s easiest to make friends if you use a common activity as a basis.

>>33869435
no, I'm a shut in hikkimori I don't go outside + there's not much to do in my city. Can't I just try hitting on cute girls I see in the grocerry store?

>>33866368 (OP)
I think you need to bribe a human trafficker

I don't have strong desire for a girlfriend.
It's mostly that my life would become a lot more difficult in the future without a supportive person.
Love and close relationships are a lot of fun, but they can also make it more difficult to take care of yourself and keep yourself directed toward your goals.

>>33872942
So it's a balance.

My problem is that I severely, severely embarrassed myself and that is somewhat burned into my mind. As a result I am very insecure.

Kind of related but why do asian girls seem to be more forward with me than girls from other races?
t. half white half brown, /fit/, 5'7", himbomaxxing
I do not want an Elliot Rodger child but I am horny and like women with child bodies.
>>33866368 (OP)
>>33866375
This.
>>33866489
No need to be a person. Search online for male archetypes, pick archetype, and make every decision based on what that archetype would do, the clothes they would wear, the things they would say, how they would react, everything. People shun those that do not fit in. If someone could look at you and predict what kind of person you are, the things you believe, the things you would say, you have succeeded. They do not care so much if they hate your archetype but they truly hate a person without sauce; if they see you and think, "he is just a guy" you have failed.
Be predictable if you want friends.

>>33873134
>Be predictable if you want friends.
Interesting

>>33866375
How to get friends if no job or college?

>>33866375
/thread
There genuinely is no other way to do it, and this is how I ascended out of inceldom. I got friends, who invited me to a house party (specifically for the birthday of one of their girlfriends) and there, I met my gf who's the one who took my virginity (at 24), she was the one who started talking to me, things flowed from there and though my heart was beating a mile a second I asked for her number and if she wanted to grab coffee with me next week

>>33866375
>Make some friends.
The single biggest most important piece of advice in this entire thread. Ask any normie guy how he got his gf, and he can't even explain it, there's no detailed 10 step process he followed, likely he'll tell you that he went somewhere with his friends, met a girl there, and then "things just happened"

>>33866368 (OP)
Believe it or not there is actually one magic trick but you really do need to be careful bc people especially the lizards are extremely jealous and will legitimately cause you disaster but the one magic trick is to literally just have your shit together and drive the speed limit like be respectful when you're supposed to and cool when then but fr it's such a magic trick that yes even an autist can use it. Girls respect and get wet at basic shit even being focused and good at guitar hero or dealing with customers

Also you are NOT autistic in a strict sense as you can string together words. You're just weird or a nerd or goof or schizoid. And you can fix shit like doing drugs really does help. You can do ecstasy once and be like oh that's what feelings are and then even if you never get them again you know how to act

>>33869008
I've skipped step two before by happening to meet a friendless girl.

I've also been cold approached in the past but I was too socially inept to realize it at the time.

So I guess with luck + good looks you can skip it. But you still need social skills so you don't fumble the girl.

Seriously though friends make it a lot easier even if it's possible without.

>>33866368 (OP)
god damn i love asian women

There are more single girls out there than ever before. The magic trick is to talk to girls and ask them out. And create a dating site account and message girls.

>>33866368 (OP)
>magic trick for autist who have no special interest
be good looking
and/or
rich

>>33875316
Is it even possible to meet a friendless girl in the modern day? Where even?

>>33875773
I met her at trivia at uni.
I wanted to talk to her, so I counted the number of people wearing the same type of shoes as her, and I told her how many people were wearing that brand to start a conversation.
I didn't know she was friendless, she just was.

So yes, occasionally there are pretty, friendless girls who do sometimes leave their house.

>>33875799
Thanks bro, that sounds awesome, good luck!

>>33875815
We broke up after less than a week of dating.

Recently though a girl has been giving me some obvious signs of interest though. (Inviting me over to talk, taking mundane statements as compliments, conversation is easy, etc.)

>>33875172
You have like an IQ of 2, my man

>>33866375
>Ask both the female and male friends to set you up with someone.
"Setting someone up" is a dead art, no one tries to do it anymore except for women trying to pass off their unfuckable uggo friends onto you as a part of intrasexual competition (i.e. "my friend might be an uggo but she's still a potential threat to my relationships as a single woman, oh here's someone to fob her off onto")

You have no actually experience outside with real people in this day and age, do you?

>>33866368 (OP)
>for autist who have no special interest
you don't even listen to music or watch movies or anime or play games or something?

>>33875851
>she's still a potential threat to my relationships as a single woman