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Anonymous No.33873165 [Report] >>33875133 >>33878372 >>33878457 >>33879689 >>33880313 >>33881314 >>33883296
I have a 9" inch penis but when it's flaccid it shrinks down to 3" inches.

Is that normal? Or am I considered a "grower" and not a "shower?"
Anonymous No.33873184 [Report]
I am similar to you, although you are probably exaggerating a bit.
I have a big dick but I haven't used it with others.
Anonymous No.33873477 [Report] >>33873782 >>33875133
It's normal anon, don't worry nobody gives a fuck what size you are when soft. They only care when hard, at worst there might be a gummy worm joke thrown out when you're soft but you spank them with your dick as punishment when hard again.
>t. 7.7" girth certificate packer turns smol like Dr jorker and Mr hind
Anonymous No.33873782 [Report] >>33875169
>>33873477
>7.7" girth
What the f..... and here I am with my pathetic 5.2" girth pencil dick
Anonymous No.33875133 [Report]
>>33873165 (OP)
Im a 3" to 6" or 7" been a while since I took a measure.
>>33873477
How to measure girth?
Anonymous No.33875169 [Report] >>33878240 >>33878246
>>33873782
2 measurements anon. Idk how to measure girth im just big bro.
Anonymous No.33878240 [Report]
>>33875169
Wot
Anonymous No.33878246 [Report]
>>33875169
Wrap a string around your dick, mark where it overlaps, straighten string and measure it with ruler.
You aren't 7.1" girth. You'd be an early retiree from either your bustling porn career or medical grifting.
Mike !!s1jEdTQxfFE No.33878372 [Report]
>>33873165 (OP)
I'm about 9 and 6.25 flaccid
Anonymous No.33878457 [Report]
>>33873165 (OP)
1. I am about 1 1/2" flaccid and 6"-7" erect depending on how you measure. Having a dick that stays about the same size flaccid and erect would be the weird thing from what I hear.
2. Women really actually factually do not care that much about dick size. I can and have made my girl cum with just my pinky finger. If you do more than just jam it in and jackhammer, size can straight up work against you. Men are much more visual than women. They will completely fail to judge how big a dick is if they are turned on when they first see it. I know this sounds like cope, but I really think the world would be a better place if men stopped teasing each other for their dick size and instead started ripping on how much they suck at pleasing a woman.
Anonymous No.33879689 [Report] >>33879817
>>33873165 (OP)
You do know this sites for people 18 and over don't you Op? I ask because this sounds like something a person whos underage would say as they should by the age of 18 know if this is normal or not..
Anonymous No.33879817 [Report]
>>33879689
Well, it's not like I have the luxury of going around and looking at random men as they masturbate to see how big their dicks are before and after they cum.
Anonymous No.33880273 [Report] >>33880303 >>33880307
>average penis size IRL is a little over 5 inches
>average penis size on the internet is 8 inches
Anonymous No.33880303 [Report] >>33880310
>>33880273

Combine that with the average fucks the average woman gives about the difference between the two (it's zero) and it really makes you think...
Anonymous No.33880307 [Report]
>>33880273
9 inches*
Anonymous No.33880310 [Report] >>33880483
>>33880303
>dating the average woman
kek normie retards
Anonymous No.33880313 [Report] >>33880434
>>33873165 (OP)
Not normal, go see a doctor ASAP this could be a sign of exploding penis syndrome
Anonymous No.33880434 [Report] >>33881041
>>33880313
What?
Anonymous No.33880483 [Report] >>33880519
>>33880310

Brother, if you want size queens - feel free. You can keep them dude. Those are the passed about, nailed by every dick going, insatiable apetite women you worry about impressing.

Everybody else just thinks whatever. It's not like you spend your life thinking about that one girl who had the bigger boobs or the tighter pussy. You get on with whats infront of you.
Anonymous No.33880498 [Report]
maybe you have some asian ancestors on your family tree, if your parents are asian that’s normal
Anonymous No.33880519 [Report] >>33882053
>>33880483
>You get on with whats infront of you.
NTA but women don't think like this because, unlike men, they actually CAN get what they want no matter how unrealistic it is (pretty much every woman past a certain age has had sex with a >6' tall guy with a big dick at least once).
Anonymous No.33881041 [Report] >>33881356
>>33880434
You're dick is going to explode
Anonymous No.33881314 [Report] >>33881366
>>33873165 (OP)
Mine goes from 6.4 inches erect to 3 inches flacid, and even smaller when cold or when I need to shit.
I don't know why, but whenever I need to shit, my balls attempt to hide. Its very strange and I am hoping some anon will provide me some explanation to this.
Anonymous No.33881356 [Report]
>>33881041
Come on...
Anonymous No.33881366 [Report]
>>33881314
It's your pelvic floor muscles. Believe it or not, your balls are connected to your rectum through your pelvic floor muscles.

See like for me, because I masturbate a lot, sometimes when I take a really huge shit, I end up with blue balls for a couple hours.

Like I would have to massage my balls to make it go away.

But it's really all coming from your pelvic floor muscles.
Anonymous No.33882053 [Report]
>>33880519

Brother have you ever spoken to men about what it's like to have a big dick? Have you ever spoken to women about what it's like to get with big dicks?

It is not a strictly positive experience. The guys I know with "noteworthy" big dicks struggle to get hard and stay hard. They've never done anal. The only women who can "take" them properly are "well travelled". Sexual compatability takes on a new dimension where their dick gets in the way of a decent prospect because it's too big to be practical.

For everyone woman who has "admired and adored" (which does happen) their big dick, they have 5 times more experiences if it being a deflating experience of the mechanics of sex failing on them. Take it slowly, don't go hard, need to work up to this etc.

Then we get to women. There are women who enjoy a big dick, yeah that's real. Of course it is. There are women who can take depth or width. But it's not generally important unless they've boundary pushed / conditioned themselves hard enough that it does make average seem uninteresting.

That's uncommon and usually a pretty porn damaged scenario. While most women will have their memory of a tall man with a big dick. The weighting it's given isn't nearly as important as you say it is. Having stuffed 2 fists in a girl before, I can tell you that at a certain point this shit just blurs into indifference.
Anonymous No.33882836 [Report] >>33882872
What is it like to be born perfect?
Anonymous No.33882872 [Report] >>33883140
>>33882836
Eh, it's not bad, actually. Not bad at all.
Anonymous No.33883140 [Report]
>>33882872
Anonymous No.33883296 [Report] >>33884685
>>33873165 (OP)
Youre a larping indian. Sorry bro.
Anonymous No.33884685 [Report]
>>33883296
No I'm not