Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:31:09 AM
No.33874340
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>>33876544
Help me not fuck this up, /adv/
There is a Hallowe'en party taking place in a bar in this towne of mine centered around socialization. I expect notte a maiden to fall unto my lappe, but I have in my heart a desire to make the most of this event.
I request that you laye your advice upon this thread.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:29:04 AM
No.33874619
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>>33874866
unfortately you have stolen another dames heart and her lustful woes and endless longing for your loving arms has giventh thee a passionate disdain for advisement on how thou may bed the servant wench.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:45:12 AM
No.33874866
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>>33874619
Perhaps once I had taken a dame's heart, but she abandoned me for a noblemanne with greater estates.
I am now maidenless...
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:49:56 AM
No.33874881
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>>33875008
Be a man of ease and make merry. May the Lord’s grace be upon thee.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:52:51 AM
No.33874894
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>>33875008
Partake of the drink and make crude remarks to the vampiric wench.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:00:30 AM
No.33874934
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>>33875008
Linger not in corners like a damned specter. Place thyself where cheer and talk flow. Stand near the bar or wherever folk gather, that others may approach with ease. If a talk groweth dull, part with grace. Say, It was a pleasure to speak with thee. I shall wander yonder for a spell. Mayhap our paths cross again.
Thus thou departest without slight or awkwardness. Above all, savor the night. If thou leave with but one hearty laugh, one pleasant exchange, or one small memory that warms thee later, then the evening shall not be lost!
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:20:48 AM
No.33875008
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>>33874881
I shall try. Jesus Christ be praised.
>>33874894
Certainly I will partake in drink. Yet, though I desire the vampiric mommy maiden, I am notte a man of crude nature. I would not guise myself as anything I am not.
>>33874934
Excellent advisement. I kneele and lend these gratitudes of mine. Thankee.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:31:12 PM
No.33876544
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>>33877921
>>33874340 (OP)
Be very very careful not to drink too much. That is when the fat/ugly women prey. Went to a party last year and got to a point where I was feeling pretty groovy. Completely stepped out of "me" and chatting with strangers, vibing in the crowd, the whole extrovert package. Towards the end, some fat chick cornered me on a bar stool and was feeling up my arms. Fortunately, the second her foopah met my knee, my survival instincts kicked in and I was stone-cold sober again, allowing a hasty retreat into the safety of night.
