Thread 33878447

There's a really cute blonde zoomette working at a drive thru that I go to frequently. I'm 34 years old and I've been running into her working every Saturday evening. She doesn't seem like she's really into me though. How do I raise her interest and manage to make her pussy wet? I really really want to fuck her!

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>>33878447 (OP)
I won't read meme threads such as what do I say to the cute girl at the drive thru, on the bus, at the store, in the class. They are the product of perpetually-online subhumans who literally have nothing better to do.

>>33878447 (OP)
Kys perv

>>33878811
>>33878447 (OP)
This unironically. She can smell you from a mile away. She thinks you are old and gross and you suffer from porn brainrot. Don't ask her out and creep her out, start lifting and find a single mom your own age unc.

When are you going to get therapy, fungo?

>>33879395
You need to get laid

>>33878447 (OP)
How about you get to know her first instead of wanting sex imidietly?

>>33878447 (OP)
Friend, the best way to impress young women is through $.

You need to show this young lady that you are financially stable and able to provide.

>>33878811
>>33878907
it's so funny seeing zoomer incels panic at the thought of older guys stealing "their" women

>>33880647
OP won't. He is a 34 year old virgin.

>>33878447 (OP)
>She doesn't seem like she's really into me though
First impressions matter a lot. There is a non-zero chance that you can still score however.
The key is entirely in your ability to make her laugh and feel good.
Be her highlight of the day, and if she is devoid of other positive interaction she may just accept you.

Realistically however, the chances of this happening are less than your chance of winning the lottery, so just buy a ticket instead :)

>>33880647
It's just gross. A middle aged dude trying to get in a 20 year olds pants is cringe AF. Bro thinks he's alpha for trying to fuck a kid. This chick probably cringes when she sees a fucking unc like OP drooling at her while he's wearing his cargo shorts and his xxxl anime t shirt. This fucking receding hairline ass nigga acting like he really has a shot with someone nearly half his age. It's fucking cringe AF.

>>33878447 (OP)
>How do I raise her interest and manage to make her pussy wet?
You sound like rapist, i hope she pepper sprays you

If she:

>rolls her eyes at you
>doesn't try to initiate any conversation whatsoever
>tries to avoid you
>doesn't smile at you ever even when you smile at her
>doesn't let you touch her hand when paying or grabbing your food
>walks away before you can start a conversation with her
>looks annoyed when you pull up to the drive thru

If she has done any or a few of these things it's over. Just walk away and try to find a new chick.

>>33878447 (OP)
>How do I raise her interest and manage to make her pussy wet?

Not a thing. Shes either into you or she isn't. Please refrain from causing cringe at the drive you , thanks

Buy soft serves every time and always pay with coins. Brush your hand against hers every time. First do it very briefly, and pull it back and mutter a "my bad" like it was a total accident and you are embarrassed that it happened. Then each time do it slightly longer with slightly more pressure and intent. Start making small comments like "oh, your hands a soft today" or winking.

>>33878447 (OP)
leave her alone.
cornering a woman at her work is fucking gross, learn some self awareness

>>33882425
34 isn't middle aged. 34 and 20 is a perfectly fine age gap. 20 isn't a "kid" either you sound like a seething millennial hag

>>33882425
>You will fuck ze hag and you WILL be happy
"No"

>>33878447 (OP)
Ugly.

Creep

>>33882604
its okay OP we know its you

>>33886839
Shut up whiteknight.

>>33879523
I know he'll get laid.

How do I make a move on the cute girl working at the chocolate store next to where I work? We changed few words before so we're not completely strangers