Anonymous
10/31/2025, 9:16:42 PM
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A Grindr notification went off in my pocket now my mom thinks I'm gay
Im not gay but i have grindr downloaded. I have it so I can potentially get s*cked off by ftms and femboys. And possibly if a guy is cute enough by one of them too.
But anyway I had to turn on the sound for notifications because I needed to hear the notification from my mom when she texted me because she was coming over. The vibration isnt that strong.
So I turn on the notification and my mom eventually texts me that shes here. She comes in and I just put my phone in my pocket.
Im in the living room with her and my gay cousin. We're talking about the government shutdown. All of a sudden a loud as fuck grindr notification goes off in my pocket. My mom asks what it was and I go just twitter.
My cousin goes no it wasn't and looks at me in a funny way. I look at him like dude stfu. He just ignores it and is like "Michael (me) that was a grindr notification". My mom is like whats that I thought it was twitter. My cousin is like "its just an app. A gay app."
Im like "dude what the fuck is your problem" I legit want to knock him out
My mom looks at me funny. Im like what mom. She's like you're gay? Im like no I just use it for femboys. She's like whats a femboy.
I dont know what to say at this point and say I have to get back to studying (im in college) so I go to my room
My mom left and texted me, i still haven't looked at the text. Im so fucking embarrassed. What the fuck. Im thinking about putting laxatives in my cousins food. Give his partners a little more lube if you know what I mean. Fuckin dickhead.
What should I do? Im not saying im bisexual thats gay with extra steps.
But anyway I had to turn on the sound for notifications because I needed to hear the notification from my mom when she texted me because she was coming over. The vibration isnt that strong.
So I turn on the notification and my mom eventually texts me that shes here. She comes in and I just put my phone in my pocket.
Im in the living room with her and my gay cousin. We're talking about the government shutdown. All of a sudden a loud as fuck grindr notification goes off in my pocket. My mom asks what it was and I go just twitter.
My cousin goes no it wasn't and looks at me in a funny way. I look at him like dude stfu. He just ignores it and is like "Michael (me) that was a grindr notification". My mom is like whats that I thought it was twitter. My cousin is like "its just an app. A gay app."
Im like "dude what the fuck is your problem" I legit want to knock him out
My mom looks at me funny. Im like what mom. She's like you're gay? Im like no I just use it for femboys. She's like whats a femboy.
I dont know what to say at this point and say I have to get back to studying (im in college) so I go to my room
My mom left and texted me, i still haven't looked at the text. Im so fucking embarrassed. What the fuck. Im thinking about putting laxatives in my cousins food. Give his partners a little more lube if you know what I mean. Fuckin dickhead.
What should I do? Im not saying im bisexual thats gay with extra steps.
