Thread 33881241

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Previously on ATOGA: >>33878503

>>33881241 (OP)
Women, would you date a fat and balding guy?

You people deserve the death penalty

>>33881241 (OP)
2nd for flat women I love flat women I mean slender women

>>33881247
I've seen it time and time again.

>>33881250
Pedophiles and serial killers deserve the death penalty. The only penalty I deserve is being punitively masturbated and having my pee pee violently played with.

>>33881254
If it was up to me you’d be dragged out of your house and shot in the head

I'm horny!

>>33881256
Wow, no way! me too!

>>33881256
Maybe I should help you with that by plapping you in the bum.

Blondes, have you ever considered dying your hair brown or black, since those are more attractive hair colors?

Gender
If you could transfer your remaining life to a person of your choosing, would you?
I wish I could give what I have left to my grandma

can any of you call me cute even if I'm not? I need to feel better about myself at least temporarily

>>33881259
Hooray for being male!
>>33881260
You're not the first man whose sexual advances I've had to decline.

>>33881261
I didn't want to be thought of as a blonde dumb slut when I was groaning up, so I became a bottle brunette with black hair and got known as a mysterious emo.

I feel like my only pitfalls are lack of social experience, acne, and being 5'7.
Surely I can find someone right? Especially if I can get rid of the acne (it doesn't wanna go and it has made that known)
>>33881263
You're cute anon

>>33881263
That's kind of gay, bro.

>>33881263
And your choice to call me cute has offended me
I have power, there are people who depend on me

>>33881256
NNN is starting soon...

>>33881270
Is "they cant feel all the length" or "big ones hurt too much" the biggest moid cope of all time?

>>33881267
>You're cute anon
thanks ^_^
>>33881268
why D; I just want to be cute
>>33881269
umm what?

>>33881276
>umm what
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NV39h7GHDYs

>>33881275
Dunno. I never had that problem
But I’d give 2 inches to have my hair back…

Who actually is that Sweeney girl I keep hearing about and what is her claim to fame?

>>33881271
I'm not going to participate because I'm not fucking stupid.

>>33881282
She's a famous TV actress and model who was recently in a controversial advertisement about "good jeans/genes" that critics thought had a pro-eugenics message.

>>33881264
I’m not male

>>33881282
How about you use google

women, do you think AI porn is more/less/same ethical than porn with real people in it?

>>33881279
oh that song again, you replied to me with that exact same song the other day, I liked it

>>33881284
More like weak-willed

>>33881282
Welcome back venus de milo

for men, why do you guys not like to ever smile when you take selfies? why choose the deadpan stare at the camera?

>>33881293
need a foid to hug around the waist while I suck on her foidchest for hours

>>33881294
Because when I smile I look like a deranged psychopath who is going to giggle while torturing and raping someone

>>33881294
My teeth are awful and I have nothing to smile over

Since it's Halloween, what's your scariest story?

>>33881297
Are you old enough to remember when there was a trend of women wearing maternity-style blouses with giant fucking belts over the midriff? That was a weird time.

>>33881294
I dont take selfies, but im not the best looking dude from the start, and my smile is uglier still.
I deadpanmaxx as much as possible

State gender. Which matters more to your physical attraction , body or face?

>>33881289
Much, much more. Jerk to all the pixels you want if it means women can do something else with their time.

>>33881298
im sure it not that bad, the only ppl who have "bad" smiles are those who smile without their eyes, like Mr Beast
>>33881300
u can smile without ur teeth too anon :]

>>33881301
I went to a school for delinquents and special eddies for two years when I was an adolescent. I pretty regularly heard violent screams from neighboring classrooms and once saw a student rip off a closet door and bash another student in the head with it.

>>33881301
I woke up today and saw myself in the mirror

>>33881294
I don't like performative smiling, then again, I don't like selfies either

>>33881308
The Outsider by H.P. Lovecraft

>>33881301
My dad pulled a knife on me when I was 12

>>33881304
Face. I feel really guilty saying it because i objectively have an ugly face but if a girl's face looks like shit I just get this instant repulsion. Its why I dont judge people for thinking Im ugly, I can't help it on some level so I try to be understanding when others likely have a similar issue.

>>33881313
Wtf why would he do that?

>>33881289
I dunno I haven’t really thought about it

It can go both ways, generative porn is trained off real porn, often including revenge porn, it also takes money away from human actresses. Also generative pornstars can be far less humanly proportationate than real life. Even in porn the women’s skin and fat must realistically fold and move but in generative you’d be looking at something even more impossibly perfect than a doll and ruining mens’ perceptions of women. Also I think it harms men’s’ sense of consent.

However I don’t think porn is a good industry and would kinda like it to slowly die away.

>>33881313
This reminds me of my teacher when I was in school who kept me in class during Recess to breathe down my neck, grab my crotch, and then hiss at me about how he wanted to cut off my nuts with a pair of scissors.

>>33881261
Except they aren't more attractive colors. And you have less sex with brownoid colors

>>33881316
Gangbangers don’t like when they feel disrespected, and I thought it was some teenager rite of passage to disrespect him (I literally just stared into his eyes and he got upset)

TRUNK OR TREAT IS GAY!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!

>>33881324
wtf I used to do that every year as a kid

Which of your male relatives did you most enjoy when he jizzed and came on your scalp and made your hair wet with semen?

>>33881270
Cope for small dicked losers. Who the fuck believes that. If your under 5 it's over

Women:
How long would you tolerate your boyfriend being unemployed before dumping him? Say you like him otherwise, and he has a lot of savings, and pays for all the dates, or at least offers to. He's also planning to go back to school but can't for several months because of semester not starting yet.

>>33881270
Pillow looks comfy id want to get fucked on that

>>33881329
It's funny that men have sufficiently gaslit women into coddling their biggest insecurity despite routinely using women for their bodies and judging them extremely harshly on basic matters of their body and genetics.

>>33881327
TRICK or treat or TRUNK or treat?

>>33881287
Then I doubt you're actually horny.

Hey

>>33881291
There's no reason to deprive myself of some pleasure for a month, so I won't.

Gender
Were you a quiet kid or did you do some wild stuff?

I always thought I was a quiet, nerdy kid. But by the time I was 14, I had already:
Gotten drunk
Accidentally slashed two of my friends with a knife
Tried MDMA
Had sex
Stole some stuff
Drew graffiti
Crashed a car

When I told my friend about this today, he thought I was in a gang...

>>33881349
Wow dude you’re so cool

>>33881349
Funny how that would just be considered an average upbringing in the 80s, and a tame one in the 70s

>>33881353
>>33881355
Like, seriously. I always thought of myself as a quiet, boring anime nerd. I guess when you're a kid, everything just seems normal.

I need to shave my armpits...

>>33880278
NeverMix with sub5’6

>>33881362
If you're a woman, pls no.

>>33881301
I probably should have died in a car accident I got into when I was 16 but didn’t.
I was trying to pass someone on a single lane highway, but they sped up and rear ended me while we were both going around 75mph.
My airbag didn’t go off, they hit me hard enough to cause my car to fly over theirs. My car flipped three times and landed on the drivers side. I was white knuckling the steering wheel the entire time and only got nicked on my elbow by a pebble of my windshield.

I have no idea how long I sat in that car, but it didn’t feel very long. I stepped on the steering column to climb out of my passenger side door, exiting my car like it was a submarine.
An EMT was already helping the occupants of the truck that hit me, and he did a double take when he saw me get out of the car.
>I thought you were… I didn’t think you were okay!

The truck that hit me had an absurd amount of passengers. The driver, her daughter in the passenger seat, her wheelchair bound mother and two small children not wearing seatbelts, three St Bernard puppies and no less than three people sitting in the bed of the truck. My car flew over all of them, and it sliced through their battery terminal.
It’s a miracle nobody died or got seriously hurt. The other driver sprained her ankle from slamming on the brakes.
Her daughter told me this was the fifth accident that they had been in that year.

>>33881339
trunk or treat
we went to the nearby church and there was a parking lot full, I loved it

>>33881362
Do it. I hate body hair on a man or a woman, like the Romans, who considered body hair uncivilized and plucked it regularly.

Burning the ground, I break from the crowd
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you
I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line, it's discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you
Mouth is alive, with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf

>>33881368
>I was 16
>My car
Are you from Arkansas?

>>33881372
Why is my dad posting here

>>33881365
I'm a man
>>33881371
I agree, thankfully I'm smooth except for my legs and armpits, hate having hairy armpits HATE IT

(women should never shave their pubes however)

>>33881372
For me, it’s Girls on Film. But for me, it’s really Come Undone

>>33881293
I wish I had a Snow GF...

>>33881377
Close. Oklahoma. Also, I misremembered my age; I was 17 at the time.
I was driving to The Big City to hit up my favorite record store for Record Store Day.

>>33881378
Because it's fun, son :p

>>33881379
>women should never shave their pubes however
No way you'd ever eat a girl out.

Grills, how strong is your aura?

>>33881388
Not him, but that never stopped me. I also prefer women not to shave.

>>33881388
Hair don't grow on the clit, stupid.

>>33881329
Dick size doesn’t matter as long as you don’t have a micro. Many women can’t even handle big dicks. Being average dick size is the most versatile and most accepted.

>>33881393
shave that gross shit I don't want it tickling my nose

Men, what are the most feminine aspects of your life/personality?

I will do anything, ANYTHING, A N Y T H I N G for a woman like pic rel

I still can't get her and it makes suicidal and depressed

>>33881388
yes I would

>>33881395
Mother of all copes.

>>33881398
I guess my hair and how I dress. I have longer hair that falls down and have a hairstyle that mostly woman have. And I take most of my outfit style from fashionable gay dudes.

>>33881398
I take care of my skin and I don't "manspread"
also people here always think I'm a girl despite the fact that girls are not supposed to exist on the internet
>>33881395
now say it again without crying

>>33881402
There's no reason that biological females would select for big dicks, if anything them being attracted to big dicks would be a defect since it's like the least important thing for survival

>>33881262
rooooommmmaaaan

>>33881399
She has bags under her eyes.

>>33881402
How is this a cope? There are a notable amount of women who just straight up can’t take big dicks. There is no woman who can’t take an average sided dick. For every size queen who can only get satisfied through big cocks, there’s probably 5 women for whom big dicks = pain

>>33881399
She doesn't look that unattainable. But these girls usually have a boyfriend/husband who's often also their cameraman or manager.

>>33881409
That's so hot

>>33881411
She looks like a 10/10

>>33881405
>also people here always think I'm a girl
How come?

>>33881349
F
I was quiet and nothing ever happened to me. Didn't have sex until I was 24

>>33881412
>That's so hot
What?

>>33881407
Humans have the biggest dicks of all primates because women have selected for sexual pleasure.

>>33881420
And dick size keeps growing

>>33881410
>For every size queen who can only get satisfied through big cocks, there’s probably 5 women for whom big dicks = pain
Unless you think big dicks are at least 13 inches this just isn't true.

>>33881390
M
I always thought Women own at least one plushie. Even if the plushie/doll is for their dog/cat.

>>33881414
they say it's the way I type, it happens on other boards as well not just here

>>33881399
> Yakuza
based
> dark hair
double based

>>33881390
It's strong but I don't keep them on the bed with me

>>33881395
Yup, but self-hating men will deny this

>>33881424
Big dicks are 8 inches and up. That’s a lot. 5.5-6.5 will “work” with more woman than 8+ inches

>>33881398
My mom and my sister? Idk. I listen to music thats more for women sometimes

>>33881424
13!?
It'll be 14-15 soon enough... especially with how social media keeps warping peoples' minds.

when does your dick stop growing? I swear mine it's bigger now in my 20s than it was when I was 18

Why do women have to be so evil?

Down horrendous for a femcel

>>33881438
evil women are the best though

>>33881395
>Many women can’t even handle big dicks.
Women give birth, they can handle a 10 inch dick

>>33881441
how horrendous

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33881445
Crazy, deranged, kooky etc

>>33881436
your dick gets bigger if you lose weight

>>33881441
Why

Nobody is responding to my fucking texts I’m going to have to go out alone

>>33881241 (OP)
>>33881293
What is wrong with her face and eyes?
She has a 10/10 body but something is weird about her face

>>33881416
>I was quiet and nothing ever happened to me
I think girl circles are generally tamer than boys'.
>Didn't have sex until I was 24
Based. And people here tried to tell me that every girl is whoring herself out by age 12.

>>33881456
Like talkin to her + wanna make her happy

ITT: fags arguing with incels about what women like

While walking around, had a kitty coming up to me.
Unfortunately it was really shy.
I love kitties.

>>33881460
You just have off-kilter standards.

>>33881458
Who cares

>>33881458
Go with me

>>33881460
I know she looks like she is bored and annoyed at everything

>>33881454
that makes sense, (I'm the anon that starves himself)

>>33881461
I'm just a loser all the other girls I knew had lost their virginities by 18

>>33881467
Kitteeeh

>>33881477
True, but I don't want you to feel bad.

>>33881468
>You just have off-kilter standards.
Dude this is not a normal face for a 28 year old woman

>>33881483
Lmao

>>33881458
lets play deadlock

>>33881485
i always said she's mid

>>33881482
I actually saw three more today.
But the others were even less interested in me...
Still made me smile.

Hello

>>33881304
Face with the caveat of weight being a substantial factor although face is also effected by that.

*kisses your boobs*

I got dumped by a girl because I was a virgin and she got fed up about me being bad at suckling tit

>>33881501
Hey, my dick is down there!

women, favorite horror movie?

>>33881454
>>33881436
It doesn't grow, you just have less of your natural shaft being drowned by a protruding stomach.

>>33881496
are you a tall woman that got bullied by short girls

Can I start making Christmas wishes now?

Because I'm gonna start wishing for the singles on /atoga/ to get a gf/bf

>>33881380
>>33881378
>>33881372
Music really has fallen off, WHAT happened?

>>33881304
M
Face

>>33881508
I appreciate the gesture, but I know it'll never happen.

>>33881304
M
90% of people will say face and I am one of them.
You could be a stick, but if I melt when I look in your eyes, you got me babe.

I think I've been getting too much circular feedback here regarding finding a boyfriend
So I went to the tumblr feminists for advice and this is what I received:
- Be pickier
- Go out more
- Let them chase you
- Chase them instead
- Stop being an annoying loser
- Just be by yourself
- Self improvement
- Get lucky ( in the sense that, only lucky people find love)

So same stuff as here. Except they were much meaner to me, lol. Several of them called me an ugly loser and to get over it

>>33881420
No they haven't, since during the trad era that ended not so long ago, women didn't have catalogs of dicks to consider. Only actual sluts do that even today, size queens are far less common than normal women who are more concerned with the other ,more important stuff

>>33881507
No, I am a tall man

>>33881515
>Several of them called me an ugly loser and to get over it
Did you post your face or just as a random insult?

>>33881511
she is gorgeous, my god

>>33881511
FUCK I just want a cute girlfriend to live happily with, why am I such an antisocial goblin.
How is it that my grandfather was social enough to have his framed photo in a frat house TO THIS DAY and my father was also social making friends wherever he goes but I ended up being an antisocial retard?
Why am I the unlucky one?

>>33881515
What's your conclusion of all this noise?

>>33881518
I didn't post my face but I described my unpopularity with men
I guess they all get hit on so much that they don't find male attention to be anything more than a nuisance. But I never get hit on, so. I did appreciate that they understood why that gave me a different perception of relationships

>>33881304
I want both and would rather die alone than settle for less

>>33881515
No one is too ugly to get a bf anon. Pro tip, it's Halloween, if you want better or newer pictures you could loan an outfit and snap a couple

>>33881304
Okay, maybe some people would find this freaky, but for me, it's the genitalia. Like, the face or whatever matters too, but if she has an ugly pussy, gross boobs, or a weird-looking anus, it would disgust me. I'd still fuck her, but I wouldn't be into it.

>open porn page
>5th recommended video is of some fat fuck masturbating with his sexdoll
Why the fuck is this in the hetero category?
And WHO the FUCK would watch this?!

It has 125k views for fuck's sake.

>>33881526
That I'm annoying and desperate and that men can tell. And that if it doesn't happen then theres nothing I can do to force it. I knew this already
>>33881530
Thats not the issue. Anyone can find a fuckbuddy but I want something rare and unacheivable

>>33881515
M

First, do you have friends?
Second, do you have friends in relationships that you would like to emulate?
Relationship advice can be given by anyone. But GOOD relationship advice is subjective and dependent on the person. Like if you're a goody goody Christian girl who wants to get married and have kids, why are you asking the agnostic chick who's bitching about getting pumped and dumped by the last guy she met at a bar date on tinder for dating advice instead of a young married woman at your local church?

Internet relationship advice is going to be incredibly broad and vague. You can only get personalized advice, tailored for (You), from people who know you personally, and who either have similar life goals or at least understand yours.

>>33881485
What's a "normal" face for a 28 year old woman? People have variation.

>>33881304
M
Her face. Her eyes and smile, specifically.

>>33881536
My friend met his wife on tinder

>>33881511
I'm looking at this face an only feel dead inside.

>>33881515
They're probably right, you are likely ugly if getting male attention is legitimately a struggle. But don't let that get you down, it's just an obstacle you need to maneuver like any other. Get fit, eat right, find hairstyle/makeup styles that work for your face and body. Many ugly folks don't realize the insane power a good lifestyle and fashion sense gives you. I guarantee you're not so ugly that the above advice will not work for you, almost nobody fits that category.

>>33881536
>rare and unacheivable
You can’t afford to look at it like that if you want this for yourself. You have to see yourself as capable of making it happen.

>>33881511

Awooooga!

>>33881536
>And that if it doesn't happen then theres nothing I can do to force it. I knew this already
This should help with the desperate part at least. Don't know about the annoying bit.

>>33881536
>>33881527
How old are you?
I've been thinking about trying to find somebody on reddit of all fucking places... it feels like maybe the best bet between 4chan-crazy and "too normie". But I'm M, so my situation is different.

>>33881533
You know what? You inspired me, and soon there will be a new video on Pornhub.

>>33881522
Your grandfather and dad lived life on easy mode compared to now

>>33881533
The Pron industry is trying to (force) convert everyone.
It's subtle, but people do notice it.

One woman also said I am selfish and immature, and annoying because I said that my friends who are dead broke and don't have degrees are happier and feel lucky because they have relationships. I guess she's right. Maybe I am just a hateful bitch and people hate my vibes

Should I be naughty or nice with anons tonight? Or should I just ignore anons and watch animated Halloween specials?

>>33881554
Why was I born into the era of political strife and landwhales? Lord, why me?

>>33881553
>Pornhub
Thank goodness I don't use that.

>>33881555
I think this is some weird form of exhibitionism.

>>33881552
I have a friend who found his gf on /r/gamerpals. I've posted about it before.

They were long distance for 3-4 years before they moved in together.

>>33881558
I don't get it.

>>33881261
I did temporary black and white for a previous holloween. Was not good, I have blonde facial features.

>>33881304
F, face for sure,

>>33881561
At least we have technology and can goon to e-whores

>>33881511
>>33881554

more?

Well, thread?

>>33881558
It sounds like maybe they were just looking for an argument.

>>33881539
I do
Not necessarily, they have dynamics I don't enjoy but otherwise they seem happy so I do want that
The woman who said this >>33881558 to me, was talking about how she was very picky, and met her husband at a random huge party, and that they got along because they had the same sense of humor.
>>33881548
I know I'm working on it
>>33881549
But I'm not capable. It's okay in a way- same way I know I'm incapable of doing three backflips. It's just what it is
>>33881567
Don't get what?

>>33881574
both individuals should have laid off the fast food and sugary drinks.
Simple as.

>>33881565
I... thought about r/dirtypenpals...

>>33881574
Usually this happens to both partners.
I know several couples who got fat TOGETHER so I find it funny when fat men complain about their fat wives.

>>33881576
>But I'm not capable. It's okay in a way- same way I know I'm incapable of doing three backflips. It's just what it is
I wish you wouldn’t talk about yourself like this.

I am going to post a lot of BBC stuff tonight as a trick to keep the spirit of Halloween alive. See you later at night.

>>33881580
https://youtu.be/yRz7hlWTB8A

>>33881574
She's fat in all of her pics. My BMI is 24, below average everywhere and I'M FUCKING FAT

>>33881561
>Why was I born into the era of political strife and landwhales? Lord, why me?
Suffering builds character
>>33881573
sure

>>33881574
Your are not my children or my mother, my love for you is not unconditional.

Isn't this years theme the worst in ages? Sorry but I am not sticking for this. Y'all can burn in hell.

>>33881591
It's different?

>>33881580
A fat man can still be the breadwinner
A fat woman is just useless

Spider in my room, the booty juicy!

>>33881583
Sorry

>>33881552
nta
Why would you do that instead of just using a dating app? If you are remotely good looking it really isn't as bad as people say it is

>halloween
>the day of sluts
>femoids on atoga
what gives girls?

>>33881609
It's not their turn yet, chad will get to them, don't worry

>>33881603
I don’t want an apology, just saying. You’re capable.

>>33881596
>fat man can still be the breadwinner
When I was fat, three different girls told me, 'I would date you if you weren't fat.' After I slimmed down, women and men started approaching me first. And I wasn't even that fat, my BMI was 27 at most.

>>33880675
Aw, booboo baby. Nobody can have fun with or without you?
Take your opinion to rebbit, sugar. You're not allowed to be boring here.

>>33881569
:O
Dan fetishizing lady is back.

>>33881618
Ive been low bf% my whole life and also ugly my whole life xD

>>33881304
M
Body, my face is a dumpster fire and i dont wanna be a hypocrite. On the other hand, my body is like a solid 9/10 (6'1, white, broad shoulders, good phyisque, tan) and the juxtaposition is pretty funny

>>33881609
vidrel

>>33881628
I don't think that's what hypocrite means.

>>33881621
idk who that is but it isnt me

>>33881634
got a better word?

>>33881635
Shid, we have TWO Paul Dano fetishizers in this thread. Wtf

>>33881617
I am trying to wrap my head around all the feedback. On one hand I need to try harder on the other I can't force anything to happen. I'm jinxed

>>33881639
i mean i wouldnt be surprised if there are more, he's a very handsome guy. never understood why some men were confused by why women were swooning over him especially during peak riddler era

>>33881575
I think she was onto something

>>33881640
People will say anything online, and they don’t know your situation. I realize how ironic is of me to say that to you anonymously in text
But it sounds like a bunch of grumpy bitches crawled up your ass for no reason to me

>>33881536
>unacheivable
You can't achieve the unachievable, because if you achieved it, then it was never unachievable to begin with.

>>33881653
duh

>>33881651
>for no reason
I asked them to tbf and I understood I was talking to a majority radfem audience
>>33881653
Yes

>>33881648
I don’t think I agree. You’re rightfully stressed out about all this, not annoying. I don’t think you’re immature so much as just a bit inexperienced. I realize I might sound like I’m splitting hairs.

>>33881390
i have a chiikawa plush, is that good?

>>33881657
I guess it depends on the person on how I come off
I've never been called immature though lol it hurt my feelings. Selfish sure but every human is selfish so that means nothing to me

>>33881660
yes.
cute confirmed.

>>33881656
>I asked them to tbf and I understood I was talking to a majority radfem audience
Well, I think you should take what they said with a huge grain of salt
>>33881661
Yeah that really seemed wrong to me!
This almost sounds like self-harm, asking them to talk to you like this. You can get the things you want anon

>>33881668
:3c

>>33881586
What the fuck? My BMI is 24 and people keep telling me I'm too thin.
I do have massive legs, but that's because I train them a lot compared to the rest of the body.

>>33881680
nta, looks like u never skip leg day

>>33881680
You're definitely not too thin, they lie to you

God... I'm so fucking hungry.

>>33881684
I do earn money with my legs so I can't neglect them....
I'd better strengthen my core and back and arms too though

Complaining won't fix my problems but I also can't fix them.

The more I learn it seems to me that the Easter Roman Empire literally stabbed it self to death.

>>33881696
That’s when you ask for help.

>>33881693
I've also gotten money for sex a couple of times.

>>33881693
>I do earn money with my legs so I can't neglect them....
youre something like a professional cyclist and not a whore right

>>33881696
Tell us about your problems

>>33881700
>youre something like a professional cyclist and not a whore right
I'm a street artist in my time away from stem job. Pay is good

twink or treat

tfw no curvaceous east asian gf

>>33881711
You should settle for the fat and balding guy on the corner.

>>33881715
exactly.

>>33881715
No, I will settle for an asian looking russian woman

>>33881711
>literally me you’re describing
TFW no loyal, monogamous white/Asian man.

>>33881715
So should the women

>>33881718
shad up, turd.
Breed an American Pie woman.

>>33881718
This, but a Russian-looking Asian woman

>>33881719
corn-fed hands.

>>33881719
Best I can do is a loyal, monogamous mulatto man.

>>33881444
Giving birth is painful, moron.

>>33881719
Marry me

>>33881247
What does balding have to do with it? The obesity is the problem.
And depending on how fat you are / how you carry it, it's negotiable. And yes, the penis matters.
What matters more is who you are. You aren't your fat. Or your hair. Or your penis.
Are you someone pleasant to be around? To spend time with?

>>33881708
Smell my feet

>>33881390
They are still sleepy neets in both. heh

>>33881737
Trying to find a good male hooker site turns out there isn't any god being a foid sucks im not screwing anyone under 7 and that's all they have

I'm not picky or anything, but why does it seem impossible to find a gf who is:
Young
Pretty (at least an 8)
Fit
Rich
Not a nobody, has an influential family
Knows how to cook
A masochistic slut in bed
Serious and competent
Highly educated
Anime and gaming cultured

I don't care about her body count or anything like that, but it still seems impossible.

>>33881738
Posting this as an own is the equivalent of those fat guys who say they could totally do what professional athletes do

>Meeting a girl for a maybe date
>"I don't really trust guys, can you empty your pockets so I can see what you have?
>have wallet, phone, keys, knife, and a flushable toilet wand refill in my pocket
>have 3 bathrooms that I clean every week a the same time
>always just put 3 refill things in my pocket as I go through them all
>one bathroom had nobody in it for a week so just forgot about the extra refill
>"Why do you have this? Were you cleaning your bathroom?"
>"Is it because you think I'll come home with you because I'm easy?"
>try to explain I clean bathrooms weekly
>"A guy isn't going to scrub toilets unless he's trying to get laid."
Was literally almost in tears by the end, who do women think cleans single men's toilets?

>>33881741
I did not understand most of your post or what it has to do with mine.

>>33881747
Do you know any meets above 7" that want to get laid this weekend

>>33881744
>who do women think cleans single men's toilets?
Either their moms do it or nobody does

Would women rather date a balding tall guy (george constanza haircut, he refuses to shave it) or date a short guy with great hair

>>33881744
That is a definitely a That Woman problem and not a Women problem. That’s insane

>>33881750
I don't know how much 7" is.

>>33881744
lmao

>>33881743
He thinks he's people. Lmao

>>33880954
Those aren't cheesy at all, those are all classics. But I love all kinds of cheesy low brow horror so I'm in no position to judge to begin with lol. No more movies for me tonight I don't think, but I hope you enjoy whatever you decide to watch

What's a toilet wand

I smell like bubblegum and cardamon right now.

>>33881769
A toilet brush.

>>33881754
>their moms
M

My mom is overly coddling and very affectionate and 100% a "boy mom" but if I called her up to clean my bathroom she'd drive over with a paddle and an bad attitude, or if she was busy with book club or church she'd send my dad, I cannot fathom trying to get my mom to clean my stuff as an adult, I'd be family gossip fodder for years. She used to make me clean my sister's rooms sometimes when I was being a little shit.

>>33881742
there are maybe 2 people like that in the world

>>33881388
Oral is degenerate. Also throat cancer.

>>33881744
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MEN ARE SO NASTY IT'S A MEME
(oh there's no way he'd CLEAN his bathroom unless he was expecting to fuck)

>>33881766
I’m sure I will. I might just put on something I’ve already seen since I’m probably gonna be scrounging for attention on here all night lol

>>33881741
Don't most male sex workers cater to gay male clients?

>>33881780
It's okay, I only need one.

My brother spent $200 on pizzas, candy, drinks, etc for a Halloween party and got dressed up and nobody showed up. What should I do, /atoga/?

>>33881788
they are both chinese

>>33881786
something about turn "straight men" gay is their "fantasy".

Why do my feet resemble those of the mutant ninja turtles?

>>33881789
Is this pasta

>>33881744
she was looking for any way out of that situation lmao

>>33881789
literally no one showed up?
How? I guess they aren't his real friends and he needs to reassess them all, truthfully.

>>33881790
I don't see a problem with that. I'd learn any language for my princess.

Men, would you propose to weinering with a Weiner Ring?

>>33881742
lower your standards lmao

>>33881789
Do people do that? Do people just try to set up parties without knowing if there's actually any interest to attend?

I've came and jizzed on every surface in my house, both at a distance and from rubbing my penis on objects, walls, and floors directly.

What do I do about the sticky texture? And about the smell? I'm already on the verge of my housemates complaining to my landlord over the stench.

>>33881795
Lmfaoooo
>uh you uh, you only wore shoes because you wanted to have an easier time walking home so you could FUCK me didn’t you

Beating your children until they're excellent in school and music: dope or wack?

>>33881802
Yes, it's called autism.

>>33881698
>>33881702
>People with friends and enjoying life are out having a great time on Halloween
>Meanwhile I am in my room stressing over schedule bs and having no one here.
I just hate living right now, there is nothing worth getting up for. I accepted this semester would be awful and next semester I would get a schedule that is good for socializing but now that is starting to show cracks, nothing ever goes right. Everyone around me gets to be happy or at least have something worth swimming through shit for and meanwhile I have nothing.
Why am I miserable every day whereas others get to be happy and laughing with people and enjoying their day? I have to pretend to be in a good mood every day in public so I don't be awkward or ruin the time people around me are having, I hate it. I don't pilot a life worth living.

>>33881802
Three people who said they would be attending canceled

>>33881742
>Not a nobody, has an influential family
That by itself limits you to %.01 of your local population. And mind you, most rich people are ugly af inside and out.

i love chadlet

goodbye atoga

>>33881805
My piano teacher regularly sodomised my bum when I was young and it made me much better at the piano.

>>33881807
me too bestie

>>33881810
Good riddance, racist bitch

>>33881810
goodbye have a great day

>>33881808
Well that sucks.

>>33881807
You’re working towards a better life right now. I’m sorry it doesn’t feel worth it right now.

>>33881743
xD lets keep the name section empty

How do I make myself physically younger?

>>33881789
Are you gonna attend?

>>33881812
Hope yours gets better
>>33881819
Am I? What will money get me that will make me happy? I'm not materialistic and I have my hobbies, what I don't have is social connection and a romantic partner. A high paying job won't get me either of those, genuine ones at least.

>>33881801
I know that finding someone rich and from a good family could be hard. To be clear, I don't mean the daughter of a president or an oil tycoon. Even a mayor's family or a brand owner's family would be enough for me.
But the other requirements are easy. I fit them.

>>33881789
taking psychic damage from this

>>33881822
Collect all seven of the Dragon Balls and then ask Shenron to make you younger.

>>33881822
Work out
Drink water
Proper skin care routine
Get proper amounts of sleeep
A balanced diet

>>33881814
NTA
huh? story?

It’s kinda based that men are disposable trash actually, since it’s self inflicted. Men only care about women, women only care about themselves. Suicide is the answer

Why is this board full of so many normongroids?
You'd think there would be more homeless schizophrenic meth addicts and 40 year old virgins. Which young people are going to 4chan in 2015+10?

In honor of Halloween, can you guys state your gender and the closest thing to a real life horror story you’ve heard or experienced? If it’s too traumatic you don’t have to say.

>>33881824
Well, start looking for a partner! It sounds like even just hooking up with someone would do a lot for you right now.
I would hope that you’re getting more out of school than just the promise of high wages, too. You’re learning something worthwhile, surely.

>>>/co/151081755
Spidey won

>>33881800
TFW, no fun GF.

>>33881834
what is a normongroid

>>33881834
I've escaped the fate (like that screamo band, Escape the Fate) of being a 40 year old version. But I think you want /gioyc/ if you want bonafide schizoposting.

>>33881789
Have sex with him

>>33881835
I was raped at knifepoint

>>33881834
>homeless schizophrenic meth addicts
>>>/x/
>40 year old virgins
>>>/v/, >>>/tg/, >>>/pol/ and probably every other board except >>>/out/

>>33881789
that sounds unfortunate. at this point, just invite some neighbors or some random guys to make the money worth lol

>>33881809
>influential
Not that influential.
>>33881825
Also, I'm a narcissist and an ugly hedonist at heart, so I'd fit in perfectly there.

>>33881845
Sounds hot.

>>33881835
F
me and my dog nearly getting run over my a lunatic in a truck holding a shotgun

>>33881834
>young people
I came here to mostly discuss media and naturally migrated to other boards. When it comes to media, YouTube/tiktok have way too many teenagers. Reddit has way too many normalfags, so it’s hard to get as much depth in conversation. And other forums are way too dead to be worth the salt. This site is the best for certain media even though it has its own shitstorm.
For social media this isn’t my main place though:

My costume this year is hot, depressed white guy

anons, any weird hear me outs?

>>33881823
We live together so technically yes

>>33881851
Only if it's a girl, otherwise it's a tragedy.

>>33881854
>hot, depressed
Pick one.

>>33881855
Hear me out, having sex with your hot cousin isn’t that bad.
Hear me out, scat fetish is actually pretty tame.
Hear me out, I love when my girlfriend physically abuses me because the hate and make up sex is hot.

>>33881859
Okay hot and lazy you caught me

>>33881859
definitely not "hot", since he's here on 4chan all the time, lmao.

>>33881672
Thank you
I don't value their opinion that much. Much but they do have what I want, and they think I'm stupid, so

>>33881837
Based

>>33881834
I'm a 25 year old virgin NEET with no friends. Well on my way to complete and utter loserdom.

>>33881869
What's the bread baking about?

>>33881868
Of course he did.
He's AMAZING.

>>33881867
Well fuck em. It takes a special kind of loser to do what they’re doing
Can you imagine hanging around a place like that if you had a bf lol

>>33881855
arby

>>33881873
out of everything thats what you ask kek

>>33881836
>Well, start looking for a partner! It sounds like even just hooking up with someone would do a lot for you right now.
Where would I even begin? I have people here I know

>>33881849
>Not that influential
No you clarified specifically that influential in your next post quote. Try rewording that again.

>>33881855
Hear me out, there is nothing objectively wrong with public masturbation. I should be able to jerk my willy while having a casual conversation with anyone in a group setting.

birds of a feather we should stick together

>no anon, you see...
>they owned my body
>but you own my heart
how do you respond without sounding mad?

>>33881863
>I love when my girlfriend physically abuses me
I don't understand this kink... If a bitch tries to slap me or something, I'm not violent, but I will punch her so hard in the head, she will see stars.

>>33881878
I hear Tinder just werks

what is this phenotype called?

>>33881863
>>33881880
these are kinda (not) insane

>>33881876
wut?

>>33881869
this is pretty understandable, she's cute

>>33881890
wife

>>33881887
I don't think I'm ugly but I doubt I would fare well in a strictly looks only environment like that.

>>33881875
Yes I can it's like instagram

>>33881851
Sickening

>>33881890
Trentham of the Irish kind.
> aka bangable.

>>33881891
i thought u were asking about hear me outs for characters

>>33881894
Ah yeah I’m out of touch. I used to read shitposts on tumblr a million years ago but have never really used instagram

Why do men with undesirable characteristics, be it mental or physical, think that women will give a shit if they stop dating?
This is mainly online behavior, but it's crazy how many men think that it's an "own" when they say they give up on talking to women, or start pity-posting thinking that they will feel sorry for them.
Why would they care lil bro?

>>33881879
Okay, maybe I do want that level of influence. But why is that so bad? I don't want a simple girl. I want someone who matches my worldview. But instead of it just being empty narcissism, I want it backed by real power. It's my only way out of peasantry, anyway.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/6-7_(meme)
I think I am officially out of the loop.

>>33881902
I’m not sure. People need to realize dating (with actual freedom) isn’t fair, and it isn’t supposed to be.

>>33881904
That is a good thing most of the time

>>33881902
Deriving pleasure from others emotional anguish is what losers do

>>33881883
I will beat her, rape her and throw her in the trash when I finish with her.

>>33881890
the only thing that redeems women

>>33881834
It makes a lot more sense if you don't believe the obvious bait and figure out it's all posted by loser chuds larping

>>33881877
It's clearly the lusty argonian maid. Right is an argonian maid. Top is her being lusty. I get the polishing the spear reference. Bottom left is a sketch of a guardsman. I don't know what he's saying, but it's probably something about taking an arrow to the knee.
But baking bread seems to be a pun I don't get.

gender, would it be rude to give fat kids that knock on my door a carrot while giving candy to all the other kids?

>>33881904
That was a whole lot of text for very little substance.

>>33881915
M
yes, you should give them one of those magic pens instead

>>33881890
this is the kind of woman anon is talking about when he posts shit like
>I miss her
>she was one in a million
>no other woman will ever compare

>>33881907
No, I want to be in the know in general.
I mean I am not trying to be the """cool uncle""" type of guy, but I just don't want to be left behind from an understsnding point.

>>33881915
If I was that kid father, I would sue you and win like ten thousand.

>>33881899
oh yeah i was, but any interpretation really

>>33881912
>But baking bread seems to be a pun I don't get.
I seem to remember one of the volumes of the Lusty Argonian Maid having innuendos about baking bread. Kneading and rising, etc.

>>33881890
not-sidney

>>33881902
>think that women will give a shit if they stop dating?
I don't think that. They clearly don't give a shit.

>>33881890
that one girl you make eye contact with at the airport that you never see again in your life

>>33881917
nta, first thing that my mind went to was an epipen

>>33881918
so you think its justified or is she mid

>>33881931
the former

>>33881890
what I sincerely hope femanons on here look like, but alas, I think most are chubby, fridge framed, potato faced femcels.

>>33881923
Oh, ok, thanks. I don't think I ever actually bothered to read all the books I tripped over in my adventures.

>>33881890
girl next door phenotype. The kind that you either marry or that will do a complete 180 and ruin her life by doing meth and shooting porn.
No in between.
Your choice moids, will you save her?

Been with my gf since May and today she gave me a ‘promise ring’, I had never even heard of the concept up until last week.

What am I supposed to think? I am flattered yet confused I guess? I did tell her to leave the real deal up to me

Women you're not worth it
Fuck off

>>33881890
White bitch?
I didn't know phenotypes had names besides just general race.

>try to fuck girl
>she rejects me
>keep talking to her and just be nice to her
>don't deliberately try at anything but apparently being available, never getting upset at her, and actually just being available makes her feel safe I guess
>She's being more flirty now and stuff

What the heck women? Why are you like this?

Ignore that guy and date me

>>33881890
she kind looks like nerissa's fleshtuber

>>33881916
How fitting.

How is dick size even up for debate?

>>33881950
I thought so as I read it, yeah. Brainrot, indeed…

Remember, dating is a scam. Promiscuity is the way. Imagine settling down with some girl or boy and taking a vow of celibacy when you don't even believe in God. Nothing's stopping you from fucking all the hot bitches or chads out in the wild.

>>33881946
Women like yappers that aren't annoying

>>33881953
But I do believe in God and I’m stopping me

>>33881953
>Nothing's stopping you from fucking all the hot bitches
The hot bitches are.

I hate men

>>33881958
>I hate men
Unfortunately, this turns us on.

>>33881890
Hot nails.

>>33881942
fuck off and die in a ditch ≽^•⩊•^≼

>>33881958
i hate women's wife

Hey Happy Halloween fuckers

>>33881789
oof

Men will literally engineer, manufacture and instill with AI an entire humanoid maid fuckbot and sell it to other men, before they approach a woman and ask her out.
What causes this?

>>33881962
happy halloween bitches!!! i'm gonna get drunk as fuck, should i?

>>33881958
thats like 1/10 men

>>33881903
Ratio of em .01%, then whittle it down for the rest of your standards into oblivion.
You will statistically never get what you want.

>>33881890
Gaelic

>>33881965
Maybe not too drunk! Drink water, lady!

>>33881964
autism

>>33881958
Then why are you standing in line?

>>33881965
What would you drink?
Also, stay away from 4chan so you don't post anything you might regret later.

>>33881956
>But I do believe in God
It's okay. Nothing wrong with faith.
>>33881957
>The hot bitches are.
No they're not. I asked them and they're waiting for you.

>>33881964
>What causes this?
#metoo

Why is being racist to asian girls make them like you more?
Why is WMAF propaganda pushed so hard? I only want to date white women, but the amount of asian girls that keep eyeing me and putting themselves near me is really tempting.
Is this how white women feel with black guys?

femanons, arent you supposed to be getting fucked in slutty outfits right now

Girls, are you sweet or spicy?

>>33881973
STANDING IN LINE TO SEE THE SHOW TONIGHT

>>33881965
>gonna get drunk as fuck, should i?
Yes, join me!

>>33881964
>loyal
>listens
>will have a womb eventually
>cant be raped
>doesnt nag
>dont have to chase and play the stupid dating game
>doesnt need emotional maintenance
>doesnt talk behind your back
>doesnt destroy your reputation

I hate women.

>>33881958
If this is true then I have one more gf before I meet my future wife

>>33881981
which show?

>>33881964
Neo is controlled by some guy with a VR headset, I am not joking.

>>33881975
>they're waiting for you.
This anon >>33881902 said they're not. And my personal experience tells me he's right.

>>33881958
Literally me tonight

>>33881964
Why the fuck cant they just put the hardware into one of those 1:1 scale video game girl sexdolls
I want Ada Wong walking around my house baking me cookies, not this cinnamonman looking fuck

>>33881971
alright!

>>33881974
>What would you drink?
just wine, any suggestions?

>Also, stay away from 4chan so you don't post anything you might regret later.
like what lol?

>omggg, my boyfriend is soo abusive and manipulative
>he treats me like garbage and regularly cheats on me
>I cry regularly because of him and developed an anxiety disorder because of him
Ok, do you have sex with him when he asks you to?
>...yes.

I have no sympathy for women

>>33881989
which one are you

>>33881958
I’m this guy except there were only three women ahead of her in line and now I’m just sitting alone on the couch in an empty room. One of them wore a disguise dress and wasted a bunch of my time

>>33881990
Tattoos ruined

Anons I don’t know why I ended up in atoga again. Will you help me get back out?

Oi Sheilas
How my costume?

>>33881982
wut are you drinking?

>>33881978
uhhhh not really unless there's some freaky ass home invader

>>33881996
ye, you need to put your cat costume on and go to a halloween party

>>33881986
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JnfyjwChuNU

>>33881991
Make some cocktails. Pina coladas, white russians, or long drinks. Whatever floats your boat.
A zombie, if you are in the Halloween mood.

Secrets, dox, I posted some stupid shit on here when I was drunk.

>>33881993
The guy

>>33881998
>wut are you drinking?
Scotch

>>33881997
based

>>33881996
tits or get the fuck out

>>33881996
get fucked by Chad.
99% of women's problems are solved like this.

>>33881996
*feeds the stray cat french fries*

>>33881968
I don't think it's that difficult to meet them. I know some people who know some people. The challenging part is making a strong impression and actually landing a date.

>33882006
>fat bitch abuses animals

>>33881996
there is someone out there wanting to give headpats to a clingy gf, you wont find that in this thread

>>33881997
I'm going to use pine gap to sissyfy you via electromagnetic waves attuned specifically to your brain chemistry and then fly over there and tear your sunburnt little boyhole to smithereens.

>>33882012
You can but he lives in bumfuck nowhere

>>33882005
One can only hope

*falls asleep listening to your soothing stomach gurgles*

>>33881996
I placed a bowl containing 7 delicious candies outside the front door.
How many candies will be in my bowl when I check on it after 3 hours?

women, is this >>33882005 true?

>>33882016
Are you my cat

>>33882016
I have a cunt in the hotel room snoring so loud I hear him.

>>33882016
*farts*
*holds your head down and forcefully opens your nostrils*

>>33882021
>in the hotel room
next to mine

>>33882008
That's not the difficult part, autismo.
That would be the rest of your standards also applying.
You can have 3
>Rich
>Not a nobody, has an influential family
>Highly educated
Or the other 7
>Young
>Pretty (at least an 8)
>Fit
>Knows how to cook
>A masochistic slut in bed
>Serious and competent
>Anime and gaming cultured
Here, let me simplify this for you:
https://www.keeper.ai/calc

>>33882016
is my stomach flat enough? i just ate

I was rude and now I feel bad and regret it. I'm sorry.

My gf has been getting progressively more dominant in the bedroom.

At first it bothered me but now I have embraced it and it’s feels so good.

I just wanted to get it off my chest

>>33882026
Tight and snug.

>>33882004
Oh look, a newfag

>>33882020
I wish :(
>>33882021
ugh I can hear my dad snoring all the way up to my room
>>33882022
nooo I'm not a fart fetishist!!!!!

>>33882015
>>33882022
Nice costume, nerd.

>>33882027
Who were you rude to?

>>33882026
don't worry it's perfect :)

I wanted to go out, but it's too scary outside, so I'm here now.

o(〒﹏〒)o

how's everyone doing?

>>33882037
Won't you go waltzing Matilda with me?

>>33882039
My life story. Hope the party starts soonish

>>33882039
>thought I was going to be late
>turns out I was ready before everyone else

>>33882041
I had to look that up lol. Sounds fun, but I'm not in Australia unfortunately.


( ^o^)( ^o^)

>>33882025
I increased my age range and the percent of women meeting my standard dropped.

>>33882025
I think you're being too exclusive. Most rich girls I've met are cute because they have access to the best beauty products, procedures, and food. Here's my priority list for a wife, from most to least important:
Rich
From an influential family
Pretty (at least an 8)
A masochistic slut in bed
Highly educated
Young
Fit
Into anime and gaming
Knows how to cook
Serious and competent

>>33882037
Just got from trunk or treat. Here’s my car.

>>33882034
Cat poster

>>33882030
I though it would help her get back out.

>>33882030
Newfags don't use old memes.

I miss my bpdemon scottish gf :(((((

>>33882037
Fixed it because it really bothers me when it does that

Reminder that multi tools and EDC is the grown mans autistic hobby

>>33882041
Wasn’t that basically a song about suicide? Kinda fitting for a national anthem about convicts and browns

>ayyy, clock that tea, sis
Women, what does that mean?

multitools are useless 95% of the time.

>>33882060
Newfags that are returning from 2016 do.

>>33882065
You are gay and stupid and brown

>>33882073
What do you mean?

>>33882069
How am I supposed to know that?
Go ask tiktok.

>>33882054
Okay, not too bad. Could be worse. There are about 40k women who meet the first requirement.

>>33882081
That's roughly 9k per state average. But probably marginally skewed by tax law at random.

>>33882077
Most multitools have a bunch of badly implemented half-measure tools. They're better than nothing in a pinch, but usually you're better off with a handful of real tools. Compactness is a niche requirement.

>>33882073
>Stylus
>Tweezer
>Phillips head screwdriver
>Fucking knife
>Bottle opener
>Hole puncher
Erm, maybe the useless one is you

>>33882073
Get a job you unemployed fat shitter

>>33882088
fucking knife?

I'm sad and need a hug :(

>>33882088
>Fucking knife
No axe?
Pathetic.

>>33882094
Same bro. From a girl

>>33882094
I need some hot food.
I had a sandwich, and that stopped the hunger pangs, but I want something that'd warm me up.
I've just been sniffing this jar of chili crisp since it smells so good...

>>33882088
The one I brought also has a diamond file, saw for both metal, wood and rope and of course who could forget the most important function an awl

Back in hell

When are these noongars going to tell me what bar we're meeting at?

>>33882087
I’d love to see an incel trying to figure out how to use dedicated tools while camping

>>33882096
I need a girl to hug me and tell me everything is going to be alright while she strokes my hair
>>33882097
I'm afraid of food, one sandwich is more than enough for me and even that's too much I think

>>33882097
>chili crisp
Hwat

How's your night going?

>>33882085
I look at it more optimistically. Like, there are millions of people on the internet, but only a few are in /atoga/, so I'm already in the top 0.00001%. Getting into the 0.024% bracket shouldn't be much harder.

>>33882108
I got sushi.

>>33882106
>I need a girl to hug me and tell me everything is going to be alright while she strokes my hair
I don’t need the verbal reassurance but do need to hold a woman and be held and hold her hand

>>33882105
I'd love to see an incel camping period.

>>33882106
>I'm afraid of food
Evil shit
>>33882107
Ye, LAO GAN MA

>>33882108
Bath time to remove my face.

>>33882088
>stylus
Is this a joke?

>>33882108
I’m alive. Think I might make a beer run.

>>33882109
>Getting into the 0.024% bracket shouldn't be much harder.
Bro, you're still thinking you can still have the rest of your standards.
Put them all in, you delusional faggot.

>>33882117
Maybe anon carries a Palm Pilot

I remember going camping with my whole class. The hardest part was finding a spot in the woods where I could secretly masturbate without getting caught.

>>33882087
>They're better than nothing
>in a pinch
Well duh. That's what multo-tools are for. To have something that's better than nothing in situation when you don't have easy access to you tool chest.
If multi-tools are useless 95% of the time it's because 95% percent of the time you're not in a pinch. And if you spend 5% of your time in pinches you NEED a fucking multi-tool, but also what are you doing with your life?
>usually you're better off with a handful of real tools
Wow, common sense is tingling. Did you just figure that out?
I would say any one of your real tools is useless over 95% of the time. But they're really good to have when the right job comes along. Multi-tools are no different.

>>33882108
Not bad. Every few minutes the doorbell rings. I'm almost out of candy. My cocoa is cold. Some kid was dressed as the Steve Buscemi “How do you do, fellow kids?” meme

I want to go camping with (get this) a woman

my food is late and my stomach is trying to kill itself

>>33882121
More likely fat fingers.

Would anyone have a good anime to watch?

>>33882127
Are you going to kill her after?

>>33882134
I will watch dan da dan after I eat I hear it is good but I don't know. Have you watched chainsaw man? It is fun

>>33882124
Yeh, but like, a saw? Who uses a multitool for that?

>>33882135
No.

Women, have you ever been camping?

>>33882126
>Some kid was dressed as the Steve Buscemi “How do you do, fellow kids?” meme
HAHAHA he dressed up as an oldfag! That's a brilliant monster costume.

>>33882136
No never. I'm pretty new to anime so I haven't watched a lot.

I was watching inuyasha but I'm looking to branch out to other things.

>>33882137
Files too. And I refuse to believe anyone has ever used the awl on a multitool.

>>33882135
This bummed me the fuck out but don’t take it personally lol
Fuck this low trust shithole world

>>33882142
You should watch Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann.

>>33882137
People in pinches. Mostly caused by lack of foresight.

>>33882143
nta F I've actually used the awl to fix a rip in my pants.

>>33882108
I exist in hell for the amusement of the damned

>>33882147
Who forgets to bring a proper saw? Even a folding one. Those people should not be camping.

>>33882138
Why not?
>>33882139
Yes
I also have a vivid reoccuring dream that I can't tell if it's a genuine memory or fever.
Where I was camping with my mom and some of her friends and a boyfriend she had, and they found a dead body in the bottom part of the duplex because a swarm of various bugs were coming out of the room.

>>33882120
I already put in what's available. I'm okay with a bachelor's degree or higher, and exactly 0.024% of rich women have that. I already excluded obese women, so they're at least somewhat pretty. I don't care about a girl's height at all. I also excluded married women, not that I'm against cucking someone and taking his wife, but if I did that to a rich and influential guy, chances are I'd end up sleeping with the fishes.

Who needs a saw while camping?

>>33882152
That's most likely a dream. I'd think the smell would alert them before bugs.

>>33881901
I’ve never had Instagram either but I know it’s a normie thing and that they are normies

>>33882155
Someone who likes to buy stuff.

>>33882146
Ok sure I'll take a look at it.

>>33882155
Campfi- oh, right, you're only supposed to use dead wood. I dunno. Trail maintenance. That's all I got.

>>33882161
It’s a fun one. I had fun watching it with /a/

>>33882151
That's not how pinches work.

>>33882162
>you're only supposed to use dead wood
Even if you weren't, it's usually easier.

>>33882159
I made an account there because my friend is very normal and likes to send me extremely normal content from it, but using the app at all makes me want to die
What are you up to over there

>>33882155
Fishing or hunting aids. You can cut small stakes for lines.

>>33882171
>You can cut small stakes for lines.
I almost responded with this, but I’ve only ever used a knife to do it

>>33882137
Just shut the fuck up and eat your dino nuggets faggot you don’t belong in this thread 12 yo have more survival skills than you

>>33882172
I tried the knife but it was too thick.

>>33882155
Fucking KEK don’t ever leave your moms basement faggot

>>33882174
And not serrated.

>>33882173
>>33882175
Why you respond to him twice?

>>33882148
Based imagine having more knowledge than moids

>>33882148
How'd you rip them?

>>33882184
Caught it on a branch while hiking. My gigantic ass, I mean... how'd you think?

>>33882184
SAAR

Too much sushi...

>>33882191
Diarrhea?

>>33882192
No I'm just very full.

>>33882037
gonna go out to buy groceries for tonight

>>33882170
Halloween how about you

Women, if you go out with all you friends, and a guy ask every single one if your friends for your number but skip you, how would you feel?

>>33882037
Hey. Everyone thought you were dead.

>>33882202
This has happened to me. I just went home and cried

>>33882194
You must be rich, to get full on sushi. I didn't know that was possible.

I pisses me off when a women is right and I am wrong

>>33882201
Sittin around, talking to a girl. My town did Halloween yesterday since the world revolves around high school football here

>>33882143
>I refuse to believe anyone has ever used the awl on a multitool

>>33882202
NAG. The fuck even is this situation. If someone asked me for the number of someone else in my group I'd tell them to ask her yourself.

>>33882212
That is weird
So no one is Halloween today?

do SSRIs actually work?

Is it possible to make new friends at 24m? I don't have any friends and haven't had any for awhile now and the future looks really bleak when you don't have any.

>>33882217
Yes. Depending your expectations for "work".

No fems posted their outfits this year. /atoga/ has fallen.
>Captcha: N0000

Pajeets literally have never seen a melty tool before LMAO absolute joke race

Happy Halloween togies

>>33882158
That makes sense. They were drinking I do believe, but my mom has some smell autism.

>>33882216
It’s so weird. I wish it felt like Halloween over here and not just Friday lol

>>33882211
Anon, seriously? The awl thing?

>>33882220
"work" as in make the bad thoughts go away or the brain feeling tangible happiness rather than nothing all of the time.

>>33882211
How about you stop being a dummy then, dummy?

>>33882232
what is that

>>33882224
Thank you Gary very cool

>>33882217
It works as in you are able to do your job without wanting to kill yourself. It numbs you but it also gives you more energy. It won't make you happier though

>>33882232
No wonder he keeps getting rejected by them pajeet is on full copium kek

>>33882222
Checked

>>33882235
women get so smug when they are right

>>33882237
Good morning saar

>>33882247
I love when they do that shit

If you knew your bf once got arrested for sticking his dick in a horse’s nose. What would you do if you found out?

This is what I assume femanons look like.

>>33882246
Haha I always get the best trips at the worst times god must love me :D