Thread 33882675

How do i get a retardo/quiet weirdo gf on tinder? Is it possible or should i try somewhere else?

>>33882675 (OP)
They don't exist, you'd just get the poser bitches.

>>33882683
so what do i do?

>>33882688
Numbers and patience.

>>33882691
whatu mean?

>>33882688
There's nothing you can do. At the least you'd get an obnoxious "femcel" that spams you Elliot Rodgers memes and then upgrades to Stacy when Chad's near.

>>33882695
It means that it takes time, patience, and setting many lures.

>>33882712
Such as?

I had a friend who got a retardo/quiet girlfriend by asking her point blank if she wanted to look at animal crossing rule 34. you have to be an overt retard to get a quiet retardo gf i think

>>33882791
But where did he find her?

>>33882850
online dating in a small college town in nebraska. you got to stop thinking of it like you're a caveman hunting a hog, you got to start thinking that you're like like a radio station and you're trying to get girls to tune in and give you head. play the right shit on the radio and they'll touch the knob

>>33882875
Yeah I kinda get it but when I hit the matched girls with my patter they scamper off due to my shit linguistics

>>33882919
"linguistics" bro just talk like a normal person

linguistics refers to the study of language, your language is shit, not your linguistics.

you have to be normal enough that when women check your shit out, you don't make them uncomfortable. but you have to be decisively unabashed with your interests. talk normally but boldly about the things you like. like no one would listen to a radio station, however good the music is, if the volume just randomly spiked or the DJ started screaming over the music pointlessly. but you also need to play your own music, not what you think people want to hear. be a clear signal (act normally, talk normally, etc.) but signal something clear (make yourself standout with your interests, not your behavior)

You can find literally anything you want on twitter, and in life in general, if you understand and fully adopt this one principle:
Its a numbers game.

which means, you need to NOT accept the first one that says yes, instead you keep digging until you find what you actually want.

Its the same with jobs. if you always accept the first offer, youll never find the job you actually want because you'll always be busy working deadend jobs, and having to accept the next first offer when its time to leave the original one

>>33882945
I can't talk like a normal person mate. I'm fucking dumb as fuck. I have had gfs before but I have literally lost all social skills after covid. Need help on how to regain them

>>33882950
What do you mean? Twitter is a social media site

>>33882960
I meant tinder
but you shouldnt look for girlfriends on tinder either desu, bumble or hinge are better

>>33882975
I tried tinder but all the girls who matched me seemd too nice/ normal for me when I talked to them.

>>33882675 (OP)
you deserved better than a retard loser for a partner anon

>>33882675 (OP)
I won't read app-addled threads because they are delusional. Go outside.

>>33882675 (OP)

It's all about sending out a flare.

A loud and clear marker that will attract in those kind of women online. You do this through crafting a profile that makes it very clear. Use internet coded language in your bio - just enough to signal you are down with the culture but don't over do it. Make sure that in your pictures you are signalling through activity / clothing your specific cultural credentials - but make it appealing and accessible to women. Maybe include a meme. For your music, a recognisable cooked internet meme song.

The trick with dating apps when employing this strategy is to not overdo it and keep the audience in mind. It needs to just be there and seem natural. Not forced or trying too hard. It requires very little for the message to be communicated. To shout and scream it will appear obvious and desperate - women are very adept at reading visual cues, they will categorise you as relevant or not relevant pretty quickly.

In terms of the cultural interests on display, I'd say be cautious of making it too guy culture centered. Do them the favour of leaving your obscure, boys-only media out of it and pick things that they can connect and share a laugh with you over in the opening messages. Think Pokemon, cats and rick n morty. Not Diablo 2, warhammer and million dollar extreme. Keep it true obviously but soften the optics enough so that it becomes appealing. There's no point in branding yourself so hard with guy culture that it nerfs your capacity to find someone.

Going down this route will limited the scope of your relevance to the wider tinder base. But it will intensify the interest of those who do swipe on you.

Don't get a retarded girlfriend. You will ask them a question and they won't respond for a day, then ask how your doing. Their social skills are too far gone.