Thread 33926045

Old: >>33924150

>and you can make babies
yeah, women dont like doing that anymore
man I sometimes wish I wasnt straight

Why does my PC wake itself up at random hours of the day?

>>33926056
it's getting sentient

>>33926056
>>33926059
this !

>>33926044
This
Normies don't want to accept the fact they succeed only because of genetics.
They never want to think something is actually beyond their control

>>33926055
What do foids even like? They even cheat on multimillionaire athletes like Tom Brady and Scottie Pippen. Our grandpas made a huge mistake giving them rights.

women can you feel your ovaries? not using your hands but rather can you sense their presence? do ovaries have sensations associated with them? aren't they basically just testicles but on the inside? in that case, do you feel them ache when you're horny? asking for science

>>33926069
No. Only mons and lips hurt when horny.

>>33926066
Hey, I'm pretty and smart but I'm broke as hell. Where's my beauty privilege??/

I just want to go clubbing, listen to good music and have a sweet asian chick grinding on my dick. Surely I’m not asking for a lot

>>33926073
You're just not using it correctly

My asshole is in so much pain. I hate constipation, I hate pooping, I hate eating, fuck everyone and everything. How can I have coworkers that drink 3 cans of soda every day not experience this

>>33924065
You should kill yourself.

what's the post of these threads when chatgpt could give a better answer than anyone here?

I wish I wasn’t scared of women

>>33926081
nice try, chatgpt

>>33926045 (OP)
Time to play fallout 4 till 5:00 am again

>>33926086
Sorry I wouldnt have sex with a moid who prefers fallout 4

>>33926069
you already asked this

>>33926083
Then don't be.

>>33926088
yeah i know it was a shameless double-post

>>33926069
No but you know immediately when your pregnant

>>33926087
I don't fucking care at all

>>33926093
Imagine playing 4 when you could be playing 1 or 2
Your like a absolute casual

Femanons, it's so cold. We should be cuddling.

>>33926094
Both of those games are goo too but the game mechanics are not as good

How do you cope with loneliness?

>>33926099
I go buy a hooker usually.

>>33926092
Thats not felt through the ovaries... the egg actually left a long time ago.

>>33926099
>fuck liltimmy gon d-ACK

>>33926099
Hobbies, which in turn have made me more fulfilled and have lessened the pain of loneliness but also bring people into my life as they think I have aura

>>33926099
I read books.

>>33926089
Ok

>>33926099
I don't. I want to kill myself.

Men is it a red flag if my bf got mad during cooking making angry grr noises and slamming stuff? Turned out he burnt the base for a soup but I went in the kitchen and helped him recover it so the meal was fine. He also has hit the car window while driving and grred as well. Is he gonna beat me? How can I make him stop doing this because it scares me

I abhor females.

>>33926095
Exactly. I should cuddle him.

Hello, women.
I am beset by a profound state of sorrow over my lack of pussy at the ripe age of 24.
What do?

>>33926099
I decided that I'll enjoy the 1.5 years I still have to 30 and then I'll wrap up the show

>>33926115
Slamming stuff does sound like hints of anger issues to me. Especially over something as trivial as soup. I don't think getting him to stop it is a thing you can do; if you bring it up he would, at best, hide it. He'd need a lot of therapy to get over that.

>>33926115
>>33926124
>foids cant comprehend the importance of a good soup base
so much for being the more empathetic gender

>>33926124
Therapy is a meme
It does not help, it destroys the vulnerable

>>33926125
Women are barely sentient; please understand.

>>33926125
I hate it when a foid distracts me and the roux I've been stirring for half an hour goes from chocolately brown to burnt.

>>33926131
A therapist is just a person helping you unravel the knots in your own brain. It can't destroy you, you can only destroy yourself.

>>33926123
>1.5 years I still have to 30

I thought it was just a meme

>>33926124
The anger issues are why she's dating him in the first place, retard.

>>33926139
Not every woman is your mother, anon.

>>33926138
Its got nothing to do with getting older. Im in super good shape so age isnt that much of a threat.
im just tired and the thought of another 20-40 years of this scares the fuck out of me

>>33926143
>your mother jokes at 30 years old
You sure showed me. Got a job yet?

I’m done trying to help people

>>33926138
It's a strange issue. The thing is that zoomies look older because they try to look older and mature, and then because of that they start using lots of makeup and start getting plastic surgery and botox at 18 (or earlier sometimes if their parents let them). I worked with a girl that was 20 but I thought she was about 29 or older because she'd already got that botox shit done that 50yo women think makes them look 20.

>>33926081
>what's the post of these threads when chatgpt could give a better answer than anyone here?
AI can still be pretty retarded. For example, I'm getting back into Starcraft, and I asked ChatGPT for a build order, and it's telling me to use my SCVs' to make Overlords so I can use Psionic Storm.

>>33926081
yeah, but chatcbt wouldnt call you a faggot like I would

>>33926152
Imagine if Overlords could use Psi Storms
Much needed Zerg buff to get them up to 1% of Protoss power

>>33926120
Your parasocial obsession would be really creepy with the genders reversed.
>NTA BTW

>>33926113
>>33926123
Can you anons get some mental health treatment?

>>33926116
>I abhor females
I adore females

I want a slightly older gf

>>33926149
The reality is if you want to have friends you’ll inevitably have to help people. People tend to have problems, not out of malice but general life stuff. Personally I never ask people for help unless I’m in the pits. Like, if I’m on the door of homelessness I’ll ask for some
Help. If I’m just broke and poor and struggling you’ll never hear a peep.

>>33926154
>Imagine if Overlords could use Psi Storms
>Much needed Zerg buff to get them up to 1% of Protoss power
Kek, imagine the Artosis rage.

>>33926161
Nah, people just take advantage without offering anything back. I’m sick of it

>>33926157
I am on psych meds.
I hate myself, bro. There's not much psychoanalysis to do. I dislike being me. Which is why I don't build close relationships, because I don't want to expose myself.

>>33926157
oh yeah, let me go spend money so a middle aged woman can lecture me
what will she tell me?
>oh anon, you just dont put your front foot forward, go out there and vibe. Here im writting you up some pills.

>>33926099
i dont enjoy interacting with people anymore.
>>33926081
>ask the opposite gender anything
The point of the thread is to know what real people think, from their own mouths. The answers wont always and arent always meant to be functional. It's about interaction with someone you can almost certainly assume is human.

>>33926167
I attempted when I was 25, and I'm in my 30s now, and reasonably happy. The treatment worked for me. I did have male providers though.

>>33926125
I prewarned him that pot, while big, is retardedly thin and the bottom burns fast. Did he listen no hence the grrs and slamming. It just activates my fight or flight and put me into soothing/fawn mode but I don't like feeling like that in my ownhome

>>33926170
Women be like wow this system designed to care only about me is so good why don’t men enter it too?

>>33926166
Are you religious? Do you get on with your family well enough?

>>33926172
I'm a man.

Men, what top 3 locations are best for approaching women ? The park, a library?

>>33926173
I believe in God, but I constantly argue with him. It's complicated. Cool guy tho. I don't go to church.

My family are good people. They are in my life, but I keep a distance for the same reasons I mentioned.

>>33926175
My mind.

>>33926175
Out of the shadows
Around a corner
Up from the depths

>>33926174
Sure you are
Men be like my entire existence is dunning kruger surely everything will work out with some elbow grease and prayer

>>33926175
That would be sexual harassment to approach in those places.

>>33926122
I think that's pretty normal in this day and age. People seem to be blooming later, having children later, starting life later. You're not exactly under a huge time limit, especially as a man.
Practical advice is to just use this time to build yourself up and think about what you actually want so you don't waste time when it actually matters, you still have the majority of your 20s left. I'd also advise to make sure you're in touch with reality. Cut your internet access slightly, go outside, observe real people, have a job, etc.

>>33926175
Be social
Internet

>>33926179
Getting a counselor wasn't exactly elbow grease.

>>33926175
My bed, my bathtub and a mountaintop.

>>33926175
How the fuck should I know? No locations. Women don't want to be approached by ugly dusties and they all have bfs anyway, stop asking crap questions.

>>33926175
>Men, what top 3 locations are best for approaching women ? The park, a library?
Bars, clubs, and dating apps are the only acceptable places to approach women, imo. Anything else is just being a bother.

>>33926188
>ugly dusties
BlackAnon?

>>33926190
I'm white for the most part.

>>33926191
White-latino?

>>33926185
Good for you, you’re just the best, a real bastion of happiness and perseverance

>>33926175
>Men, what top 3 locations are best for approaching women ? The park, a library?
Bro, women don't want us to approach like that. How many times do they gotta say it before you take the hint?

>>33926197
AI levels of saccharin.

>>33926193
>White-latino
No, I'm Ashkenazi Jewish

>>33926197
>>33926179
Stop posting any time.
You interacting with other people is exclusively negative for all of us.
Go be lonely somewhere else.

>>33926206
Meh, let him be edgy.

>>33926170
im happy that it worked for you
but I think im past the point of no return. I feel like leaving my family the insurance payout is much better. Its basically the same shit everyday even if I do stick around. I've experienced what there's to experience

>>33926175
lol
lmao even

>>33924540
>I wish I had a high IQ right-wing or moderate male best friend
It's tough for men and women to just be friends, though. Especially best friends.

>>33926210
>I feel like leaving my family the insurance payout is much better.
Do you think they'd agree?

>>33926214
women make terrible friends LOL. good thing they make good girlfriends :D

>>33926206
I did stop posting, dipshit. But of course you had to virtue signal how positive you are

>>33926216
Some do.
A few are horrific at it.

>>33926216
Are you gay?

>>33926218
There was nothing positive in my post.
It seems you are very low IQ on top of your abysmal attitude.

should I go out to lunch tomorrow with my dad? I live with him but it's super rare that I get the chance to go somewhere with him. but I'm also really scared to mess up my diet since I've been on a good streak

>>33926221
Project more dumb bitch

>>33926045 (OP)
I caught a girl glancing at me 6 separate times at the gym today, we would make eye contact then I would get scared and look away. Was I supposed to approach??

>>33926086
Skyrim is prob in my top 3 but I never played any of the fallout games, would I like them?

>>33926227
She's not interested

>>33926214
Why do you want that? I never wanted a feme friend, specifically.

>>33926220
No Im a stone cold truecel :D

>>33926224
It's not worth risking your diet, I'll go to lunch with your dad instead.

>>33926229
Phew

>>33926231
How do you know they make good gfs?

>>33926086
The anniversary edition is such a rip off kek. It's just the GOTY Edition with some shitty community mods from the Creation Club thrown in, same as what they did with the Skyrim Anniversary.

>>33926234
Wait fuck you're right. Damn I wish women were real

>>33926215
I dont think its their choice.
You dont want to get your teeth drilled to get a filling but you still have to get it

>>33926236
You're a fakecel, Qt.

>>33926232
ok I will stay home and study!! thanks

>>33926238
But you said it's much better than the alternative?

I'm the only real trucel here. I've never had a serious relationship, only sex.

>>33926045 (OP)
How can i find irl women who translate to my taste in fictional women?

>>33926239
You take that back

>>33926242
That's Chadly, not incel material.

>>33926241
wym?
its better for them to get the money than to have me around

>>33926243
I don't see any commonalities between them except light skin?
>>33926244
No, you've been on dates with multiple Stacies, and eaten pussy.

>>33926247
I think they'd disagree with that. Your cavity analogy doesn't hold up, because nobody enjoys the presence of a cavity.

>>33926248
stop making shit up its PISSING ME OFF!!!

>>33926226
...and you don't even know the meaning of basic words.
Huh, no wonder you are such a sad little sunflower. You can't even articulate yourself properly.

>>33926251
well the cavity is a good analogy for me

if i go 3-4 days without busting my body goes into shock i'm perpetually stressed out hyperactive and getting hard every 30 seconds and i can't fucking sleep... i am literally 28 and eat like a bunny rabbit so why is my reproductive drive so strong it makes very little sense to me

It’s funny how gays can shove stuff up their asshole with no problem but I just want to wipe my ass without tearing my anus, am I asking for too much?

>>33926253
>stop posting
>continues to respond to me
Nice one

>>33926243
There is no such translation.

>>33926081
clanker bitch

>>33926095
yeah... it is cold.

>>33926099
i turn to the internet lmfao

>>33926122
is that really your main goal? you can do a lot without fucking. also, i'm pretty sure you still have time.

>>33926243
>fictional
im sorry anon, there's your answer.

>>33926254
Not if your family would prefer you live.

>>33926260
>yeah... it is cold.
Your heart is colder.

>>33926263
hehe

>>33926252
I'm not, you even have an ex.

>>33926256
I'm pretty sure they get anal fissures all the time. There's no blood in your stool, right?

>>33926242
Why are normalxisters like this?

>>33926269
No, no blood in the stool. Just small, faint blood marks after wiping excessively. There’s always so much poop so I have to :(

>>33926256
>It’s funny how gays can shove stuff up their asshole with no problem but I just want to wipe my ass without tearing my anus, am I asking for too much?
My ex pegged me too hard in 2019 and I've had issues with bleeding during bowl movement ever since

>>33926274
>There’s always so much poop so I have to
Hmm, maybe it's diet related. How's your insoluble fiber intake?

I'm actually the truestcel, I've only had sex with every young and attractive woman and I have them all at the tip of my finger. Poor me!

>>33926275
Gary, put your name back on.

>>33926270
No matter in how many girls my dick has been, my heart was never claimed. It makes me a spiritual virgin.

Why is the cuckold dynamic so popular amongst women?
Is it just because they desperately want to get swept off their feet by violent sociopath serial killers?

Say you're trying to befriend someone and you invite them to hang out. How many times of them declining these invites does it take before you stop trying to invite them to shit? Let's just assume same gender friends for simplicity's sake (because I don't want this to turn into an argument about if women or men can be friends.) Please state gender.

how many times should I accept my bf cancelling plans to see each other

>>33926283
Why isn't the guy Black?

You CANNOT hate women enough.
>>33926283
It's because the barbarians ransacked your village which means that they won and the winner is always le good and shit and women are nothing more than half sentinent holes so they might as well go through with it and accept it.

>>33926285
An indefinite amount. You don't want to end up with an incel like the ones ITT.

>>33926285
Juggling girlfriends gets complicated. Cut him some slack.

>>33926283
>why would women cross ethical boundaries to date men with the best possible genetics?
dunno, boggles the mind

>>33926277
I have broccoli and green beans a few times per week, eat planters peanuts, and pistachios frequently. I’ve recently started eating berries as of a couple days ago, I never really liked them before but they’ve grown on me while trying to get rid of my poop problem

>>33926283
I'm actually glad that zoomer women are open about liking dominant men. As a millennial, the gaslighting from our women was exhausting.

>>33926291
She's cute
I would be the stepdad to her children

>picrel
how did women get one shot by different lighting? I've noticed this in other instances too where it's like:
>man exists
women: :\
>man exists, but in dramatic lighting, camera angle and pose
women: :O
what causes this?

>>33926284
M
Same gender: twice
Opposite: once

>>33926296
Glasses anon, go get them

>>33926296
Same way men get tricked by make up, posing, light and angles when it comes to women lol

Also he looks better on the left.

>>33926294
gotta look like Robert Pattinson though, otherwise you're just like any regular rapist and will get killed in prison because you texted a zoomette a heart emoji

>>33926301
It's not quite that bleak. Not yet anyway

>>33926301
Women are awful.

>>33926283
>posting on the internet with your social media account about your rape fantasies

We should know less about each other. People are fucking gross.

Men, when was the last time you did something nice for women (even the ones you weren't attracted to) without expecting anything in return?

>>33926301
I am tall and have a gut.
And yet I've had women several years younger than me calling me daddy and wanting me to abuse them.

You just have to find the right audience.

>>33926307
Truck-kun will surely have its revenge...

>>33926308
>I am tall
NTA. This is the secret weapon against women, lol

>>33926308
>You just have to find the right audience.
women with a severe mental illness and no sense of self preservation or grace?
Yeah, I'd really want that to be the mother of my children

>>33926307
I tipped my favourite creator anonymously over the weekend.

Women need equal rights so they will be as miserable as possible.

>>33926316
I'm doing just fine.

Tall men....

>>33926306
Every girl has em, bro
It's not shameful, it's evolution

>>33926313
Why are you triggered?
It's not for everybody and it's not for you, so go fuck a woman who kicks your balls or whatever you are into.
Not everything must appeal to you, you egoistic child.

>>33926320
It's both.

>>33926319
*Folds you like a lawn chair*

Men...
I-Is your ring finger longer than your index finger...?

>>33926313
That's all of them, fool.
>>33926325
Yes, why?

>>33926325
Yeah. Yours isn't?

>>33926320
No, we do not lmao

It is also still extremely shameful to be turned on by the idea of being raped, and you should not talk publicly about it or any sexual fantasy you have. Keep it between yourself and the people you fuck.

>>33926325
I think they are about the same length.
Kind of hard to tell without measuring.

>>33926328
You evolved to want to submit to dominate men.

What's the one gift you'd want to receive this Christmas?

>>33926325
No, index is like maybe 1/4 inch longer

The worst thing you could do to a woman is to respect her... wait. WTF, I adore women now!

>>33926332
State-mandated gf

Every girl I've ever gotten is because I'm tall.

It makes me feel weird, like I don't have a good personality, or something. But I guess it's better than being an incel.

>>33926325
Yes

>>33926336
>State-mandated gf

>>33926340
ENTJ with his newest squeeze

>>33926340
She hss some kind of genetic or medical issue, right?

>>33926340
Let's be honest, that jeet is hotter than most if not all of the white males in here.

>>33926340
Yknow as long as shes loyal and sweet i dont really care man. I'd go on gymdates with her till she wasn't obese anymore.

>>33926344
>Saar, we poo... but NEVER in the LOO

>>33926331
I did not evolve to desire to be hurt and forced to have sex by strange men.

Rape fantasies are gross. Women who have them are mentally ill, men who normalize them are mentally ill.

>>33926345
lmao what makes you think she'd go to the gym?

>>33926344
He's like 5'7"

men how skinny is too skinny for girls?

>>33926349
Face and body proportions matter more.

>>33926307
I tried my absolute hardest not to look at a girls ass at the gym when she was doing squats right in front of me and she was hot as fuck

>>33926353
To gay men, perhaps.

>>33926351
1, I guess. But I'd still d8, and feed her sandwiches until shes not starving anymore. And then cuddles to cure the anorexia.

>>33926353
>>33926359
Face>Height>Frame/body

>>33926351
I would like there to be some jiggle during sex

>>33926359
To women.
You are coping hard.

>>33926325
yeah, by a lot

>>33926361
I'd say it's a close tie between face and frame/body. Height doesn't matter unless they're freakishly short or tall.

>>33926361
>>33926363
Nah, height mogs all. I'm a short "pretty boy" and I get no play

>>33926369
You probably aren't as pretty as you think

>>33926368
Are you a woman lying to yourself or a man who's uninformed?

Women, why do you always treat men so poorly?

>>33926363
>>33926361
Face doesn't matter when you can just wear a ghostface mask. There's no such trick with height, it's basically the great filter.

>>33926372
I'm not sexist I just treat everyone poorly bc I'm a piece of shit

>>33926370
/soc/ and AI say I'm a 8.5-9

>>33926372
I don't. I'm nice to whoever I meet.

>>33926175
Why are you asking men this question?
In any case, the answer is nowhere. Women don't want to be approached anymore.

>>33926376
>/soc/ and AI
KEK

>>33926308
>tall
Congratulations, you blissfully ignorant retard, you have the one thing that fucking matters in life for men

>>33926374
Aww, you should be nice to women though!

>>33926362
Even the smallest boobs jiggle

>>33926369
>"pretty boy" and I get no play
Nta
You also write incredibly effiminate.
Women probably just sssume you are gay.

>>33926283
Women cannot comprehend commitment, and the idea of a superior man than the ones they're used to just taking them from their bf/husband is appealing to them because it feeds their already supermassive ego.

>>33926376
And yet /soc/ said I'm 7/10 and I still pulled like crazy on Tinder and have a longterm gf now. Ratings don't mean shit.

>>33926376
That translates to a 6.5 irl.

>>33926379
What other metrics are there that aren't just anecdotes?

>>33926371
Woman. Most of the guys I've date have been around the low 170s.

>>33926390
Women approaching you in person.

>>33926377
I doubt it. All women treat men like shit.

>>33926351
Even showing ribcage and shit is kind of hot if I love a woman.
Being lean just means she can be handled easier.
Of course there is a point where it becomes unattractive, which usually is when there are health issues involved.

>>33926383
I've been with a 32AA woman before, and I don't recall a perceptible jiggle.

>>33926381
for what purpose? the only woman who did anything for me is dead

>>33926373
>you can just wear a ghostface mask.
Normal women aren't into that. You're terminally online

Good morning atoga. It snowed during the night!

>>33926399
Good morning, I hate women, but I love snow.

>>33926393
I definitely don't. It takes way too much effort to be rude to people and I don't care to have that kidn of drama in my life.

>>33926385
>You also write incredibly effiminate
NTA. Should it be effeminatly? I'm ESL.

>>33926351
If your thighs aren't squeezable it's not attractive.

>>33926388
Yeah, because you're not a manlet

>>33926398
He is right though that the only thing that matters is being tall. A man just isn't a real man if he isn't tall

>>33926403
All thighs can be squeezed.

>>33926401
Women do it as easy as breathing, though.

>>33926372
It's men's fault for choosing women who do.

>>33926398
Terminally online is normal for zoomers

>>33926408
No. Unless you're very offended by benign behavior, treating people poorly takes quite a bit of effort.

>>33926407
You know what I mean. If it's skin and bone with a tiny bit of muscle that's not worth squeezing.

>>33926402
No, the proper structure would be “your writing is incredibly effeminate”

>>33926409
This.
Case in point: >>33926275

>>33926409
Many of us don't want that kind of woman, but that's all there is.

>>33926400
Do you love snow women?

>>33926396
>for what purpose
The sisterhood. It's women vs the world out here. Sorry to hear that.

>>33926422
They're not real women.

>>33926407
>>33926383
Babe, what answer are you looking for?

>>33926425
Yes they are.

Femanons, how does it feel to have evolved to submit to me? Mwahaha!

>>33926405
I'm 5'9 bro, I'm merely a king manlet.

>>33926428
I am only one of those.
Boobs don't need to jiggle.

>>33926435
That's average, anon.

>>33926437
>women only want chad 6ft tall guys!
cant you fucks make up your minds on this shit?

>>33926378
>Women don't want to be approached anymore.
They do if it's by Chad.

>>33926175
>approaching women
im not a fucking retard

>>33926424
I can't even connect with woman on a basic level. Their conversational topics are alien to me. Full of little games and lies that I don't want to be a part of so I'd rather just ignore them entirely. Every day I feel like a tranny pretending to be a woman.

>>33926438
Don't hold me responsible for other people's beliefs? Obviously average women will settle for men of average height. 5'9" wouldn't be the average if they didn't.

>>33926443
Sorry, that sounds rough. But I also need a tomboy gf.

God, I hate women.

>>33926434
>Femanons, how does it feel to have evolved to submit to me? Mwahaha!
They evolved to ignore you, it would seem.

Women, do you want to be approached by Chad? Or would you be uncomfortable?

>>33926450
No. Chances of this happening are so inconceivable that I would assume I'm being robbed and I would run away

>>33926284
Can you guys stop bitching about height and other incel shit for one minute and answer some other questions?

>>33926450
No, I'm taken.

In general, I've never liked being approached out of the blue while minding my own business. No matter how the guy looked, it always felt shallow and not functional for what I was looking for in dating, which is a long-term committed relationship.
I didn't mind being talked to during activities like classes, hobbies, or when out with friends, and if the interaction felt natural, I was fine with someone asking me out then.

>>33926453
Ask some good questions then cocksucker.

>>33926453
I try to hang out with men shorter than me so I look more attractive to women by comparison.

Time to larp as soviets running down Germans again

I think seeking happiness as a man is a fools errand.
if you're happy, you're doing something wrong

It's so hard to work while I'm constantly messaging my girls and potential girls. I should have stopped with 3 girls, but I went into a flow and overdid it. To ditch them now would mean I've wasted my effort. Why the fuck am I so autistic?

The demons are keeping me up again

>>33926450
In appropriate social settings, sure. Otherwise, no

>>33926465
Stoic German searching femanon would not enjoy your LARP.

Which way, dispatchman?

>>33926465
I, too, wish I had a Russian GF.

>>33926494
I’ll be doing the same, except for Foolish Mortals!

>>33926433
No, you are thinking of me.
I’m the one that appreciates Snow Women.

>>33926399
It is snowing in Leafland, too.

Why can't loser girls like this be real? Tank tops and messy short hair are hot

>>33926494
Right. And I never played the game, so I'm assuming the chick on the right is a total smug bitch/ tomboy, right?

>>33926501
MissClickGaming is an actual loser. She shills for Nintendo.

>>33926500
Why that comma?

>>33926490
>appropriate social settings
I'll approach you wherever I want. If I see a cute girl at the counter, the first thing I do is ask for fries with her number.

>>33926325
Nope.

Where do I meet clingy gf

>>33926485
I guess they decided to wake me up too. Hi anon

>>33926501
4chan weebs have once again managed to distill a complex archetype of girl into a hairstyle and an item of clothing

>>33926056
This problem is almost as annoying as women. Here's how to fix it: https://superuser.com/a/973029

>>33926512
>girls
>complex

>>33926512
>*tips fedora*

>>33926512
That’s Mr. AyyTooGah!

>>33926065
she won't feel any remorse either when she initiates the divorce and takes his material possessions.

>>33926520
I’m sure he can live without his Nintendo.

I want to quit my job to have more fun, but if I quit it, I won't have any money for fun. Fuck modern day slavery.

>>33926512
The rest is implied.

>>33926521
women have very inconspicuous strategies with regards home ownership and savings or investment accounts, they basically do everything in their power to only talk about the small and insignificant expenses within a family, while the man is implicitly expected to handle the big ones, and when the rugpull moment comes they suddenly make off with hundreds of thousands of USD or the equivalent

>>33926512
There is nothing complex about women. Start thinking like a caveman and a child and you'll understand them.

>>33926525
Modern day slavery is just slavery. It still exists
Be grateful that you aren’t truly a slave. Start looking for a better job

>>33926525
Fun without spending money is possible (you pretty much just have to remain single to avoid a back hole that eats all of your money).

Even slaves back then managed to have kids

>>33926525
Youtube is free real estate.

>>33926533
Damn…
I must be super hideous then. TWF Forever Alone.

>>33926528
Cavemen were complex people you stupid fucking shit
The whole "grug make toga out of leopard skin" thing is a cartoon gag. When you think of cavemen you should think of Aztecs without farming. There's a fucking lot a human can do with stone, vine, bone, and wood.
You can only think in caricature

>>33926540
Nta
Cavemen weren't complex
Nothing they did was complex
Look at their tools, not a lot of complex stuff there

>>33926533
I think we might still have it just a little better than chattel slaves

>>33926543
Do we really? Like really? We lack a community, a family unit, we work just as much if not more

>>33926542
I have already blown you the fuck out. Reread >>33926540

>>33926500
Nice.

>>33926546
If you actually looked into cavemen you'd know they were primitive as fuck... Making rope or pemmican isn't rocket science, making paint is easy

>>33926530
Sometimes I wish I were the slave of a hot older woman.
>>33926531
Sadly, I was born with a penis, so all fun costs me money. I can't go to a club for free like a girl and enjoy free drinks.
>>33926536
Yeah, but I also want to do so many things: travel, music, sports, orgies. For all of that, I need money. I could use my savings for a few years of poverty level NEETdom, but it wouldn't be as fun as living a full life.

>>33926545
>Do we really? Like really?
Yes for god’s sake
>We lack a community, a family unit,
You can still find that today. Here we are in a sort of community right now
>we work just as much if not more
My job is a lot easier than slave labor, and I suspect yours is too.
We don’t get beaten, raped or treated as chattel, and we don’t have to worry about slave hunters

>>33926512
Lmao

Women are just men who can get pregnant, some of them.

>>33926502
Pretty much

>>33926551
I'd rather be a slave with a wife than a gfless neet. Work gives life meaning

>>33926550
>Sadly, I was born with a penis, so all fun costs me money.
Libraries, parks, writing or drawing, the endless amount of multimedia you can pirate on whatever you used to post this reply

>>33926495
Medic is a cali girl bimbo, not a Russian. I think that's the valkyrie

>>33926555
Then get a job and start dating

>>33926557
Yeah, whoops.
I was too lazy to correct myself before.

>>33926558
I can't, there are no jobs and women are unavailable

>>33926560
You haven’t even tried.

>>33926561
:(

>>33926545
Slaves couldn't be raped because you can't rape an object; when a master had sex with a slave, they were masturbating, because there was only one real person in the room. Slaves would be sent to mines or mills or orchards where they would die after a few years and that was the purpose of them being slaves. This is during the """good""" slavery of the Romans (people who think Roman slavery was pretty decent are fucking retards).

>Great heavens, what poor specimens of humanity the men were! Their entire bodies formed a pattern of livid bruises. Their backs, which bore the marks of the whip, were not so much covered as shaded by torn shirts of patchwork cloth... They had letters branded on their foreheads, half-shaved heads, and chains round their ankles. Their faces were a ghastly yellow, and their eyes had contracted in the smoke-filled gloom of that steaming, dank atmosphere, making them half-blind. They resembled boxers who coat themselves with dust when they fight, for their bodies were a dirty white from the oven-baked flour.

Slaves often had no community either. They could and would be just sent somewhere else without their family (who they would never see again). This is across history.
>>33926549
Yeah I actually looked at them. You get your info from the fucking Flintstones

>>33926564
Don’t give up on yourself anon

>>33926566
I'm jelly of Roman slaves now, thanks. The community, the family unit, work that gives your life meaning, cute gf...

>>33926568
Milita Hoplite!

>>33926568
Anon, YOU would be the cute gf

>>33926568
Didn't they get raped fairly often?

>>33926556
>Libraries
They're boring. I love reading old biographical literature from the 19th-20th century, but it makes me depressed. Life in that time seems so much more fun and fulfilling. I wish I had been born a hundred years ago.
>parks
There's literally nothing to do. I want to go out into actual nature, but the travel, lodging, and equipment would cost me money.
>writing or drawing
I already do this, creating is fun, and I've met many people because of it.
>the endless amount of multimedia
Media is good, but I also want an experience. I don't just want to look at something. I want to do something. I like to be active.

I'm literally fucking cursed. I moved into a new wonderful place, on the inside. But it's once again been hell on the outside. I don't hear neighbors thank fucking god. But some other fucked up shit.

Loud cars that always rev around the streets in every direction, cunts parking right outside in the front, drunk smoking idiots every single fucking weekend, random leaf blowers grass cutting and tree chainsaw machines that have ruined several of my mornings, but the worst of it, listen I do not live by a school. I already checked. But the school brings the kids every single fucking day all the way to play right in front of my house. There are endless parks and areas they could go besides staying at the fucking school itself, but for some reason they come here, which nobody mentioned to me besides asking if this area is quiet. Now I hear kids screaming at the top of their lungs evey single fucking weekday. IT ISN'T A SCHOOL HERE, IT'S NOT EVEN A BIG PLAYGROUND OR A HUGE FIELD, THERE ARE OTHER PLACES CLOSES TO THE SCHOOL SO WHY HERE WHERE PEOPLE LIVE????

Of course I am wise and never sign comitt to places and could peave at aby time. But I don't have any options right now, it's hard to get a truly isolated property, really truly deeply I am upset.

I'm sitting in my bathroom right now just to block out the fucking screaming. I don't get it. Why is the world so shit, why are humans so shit. It's shit shit shit shit shit.

>>33926572
Is Rome 2 correct in pronouncing Hoplites as Auplitays?

>>33926553
>Women are just men who can get pregnant
true, we can use the word "men" for just males or all of humanity
males are the default men, females are the shorter inflating men

Being a Roman slave meant you had a chance to find a etruscan gf making it a superior lifestyle to modern existence

>>33926581
I love women so much.

Should I even bother reporting it or just fucking leave this place no notice nothing just leave? I can go before paying next rent. They ask for 3 months notice but fuck it, and they have a deposit so I could just sacrifice it or tell them to use that and I am leaving. Have fun trying to find me to sue. This is too much hell. I am surrounded by noise that ruins every day that could be quiet. Forget opening the windows for fresh air, it quickly gets worse. Like I had my windows open then the screaming started.

>>33926577
>I don't just want to look at something. I want to do something. I like to be active.
Try volunteering

>>33926578
lmao at wagie cattle, they thought they could a break after slaving away the whole day or in the weekend

Serves you right loser.

>>33926581
1000$ on a female design, 1$ on a male design

It’s kind of funny that I’ve wasted my life and failed so much at basic biological functions. Ha ha funny

>>33926586
>Try volunteering
This sounds like a good idea, actually. I did it once when I was a student. I was a waiter at an international party for rich guys. It was fun, and the food was so good. It's a shame I was too shy at the time and didn't do any networking.

>>33926587
I'm a neet, god you're fucking dumb you couldn't even troll right

studying psychology in university makes me hate women more.
>theyre much more likely to conform
>much more likely to value wealth in a partner
>more emotional compared to men
have you ever studied the science of hating women /atoga/?

>>33926598
Get a job loser.

Would I be able to sleep better if I had a man in my bed?

>>33926601
They're already unlikeable enough, seeing more proof would be devastating. I know it's there, I just don't want to look.

>>33926606
I get deeper and more restful sleep when I sleep with my husband, but I wake up more often because he moves like he's possessed by demons all night. It's a trade off.

>>33926602
Become a wagie when you are already set for life lmao fail again

>>33926592
You're not alone brother

>>33926606
He might keep you awake with activities...

>>33926606
I slept the deepest next to my bros in the army so yes

>>33926606
Every girl I have ever slept with has made some comment about how much better they sleep with me by their side.
For my part, I want my fucking bed space back

Fuck, my boss asked me to write a follow-up on a call with an important client, but I actually jerked off throughout the whole thing and barely remember what they talked about.

>>33926606
I snore like crazy

>>33926624
Can I sleep with you?

>>33926632
Nta
I genuinely hate snoring people.
You fucks always fall asleep super fucking fast, it's an impossible to win race.

>>33926606
I mean, you can always try it when you see one of your FWBs: instead of leaving right after sex, you can sleep next to him till the morning.

>>33926601
Our ancestors were right about women's rights?

>>33926635
I actually do. But it must be because I don't go to sleep until I'm tired enough and can barely stand.

>>33926639
Unfortunately, yes

>>33926637
I don't have any fwbs, and I don't know how to acquire one, either.

>>33926627
Did the client have a hot voice or something?

>>33926644
It's just a matter of turning the hookups into FWBs (the ones that meet the standards, of course). The next time you hook up you can remain in touch with the guy. Boom, potential FWB.

>>33926644
Do you want me to be your FWB with potential for more?

Women, have you noticed there's less hornyposting lately?

Germany is a smoking ruin and I liberated England

>>33926646
I'd have to get a hookup first.
>>33926647
If you're attractive, sure.

>>33926648
>>33926535
Europe? What?

>>33926627
2/10

>>33926645
No, I'm just hypersexual and always horny, so I play porn on a second monitor and masturbate.

>>33926654
he just spams that

>>33926651
Yes, that's because I'm getting weekday dick recently and it genuinely drains and satisfies me enough to put my phone down for once.

>have a sip of almond liquor at 1pm on a day off
Don't usually do this, but I am hungry and about to eat what will probably taste fucking amazing because of this.

>>33926175
dark alleyway
in a public bathroom
in her house

>>33926651
No, because this is my first time ever taking a look at 4chan

>>33926665
How did you find this place?

>>33926665
Unreal, how does that even happen?

>>33926665
Hot.
I wanna plap you.

>>33926661
JH?
>>33926665
You should probably leave before it's too late

Women, shut the fuck up for a second about sex
What’s your opinion on J.D. Vance?

>>33926653
Have you ever had casual sex?

Shit like this gets freely advertized on instagram nowadays.

Hi, anons. I'm the new cute girl on the block. Say something nice about me, and maybe we'll become friends or something more... <3

Hi I'm anon I am virgin I like sex.

Give me sexy time women.

Cheer up pussycat and suck my cock yes?

>>33926667
I see the screenshots with all the >'s
>>33926668
^
>>33926669
cool
>>33926670
eh maybe

It’s over

>>33926675
You have a tiny dick.

>>33926672
No..

>>33926677
you don't sound like you're posting on 4chan for the first time

>>33926673
No, you're just over 18 and a coomer so that's what you get. Repent

>>33926679
I'm a girl, so I don't have a dick, just my cute pink clitty, hehe.

>>33926634
Are you cute? Will you respect your half of the bed? If so, yes. Gender is not important

>Roses are red, violets are blue...

No they fucking aren't you retard. Why is this just an accepted statement at the start of every one of these poems? Nobody stops and is like- "violets are blue, what the fuck? No they aren't, they're literally called violets why would they be blue?"

I'm angry. The world is filled with lies.

>>33926685
That is exactly what a man would type.

>>33926653
I am attractive, where is the signup form
>>33926175
In uni class
At a party
At a dating event

>>33926189
>Bars
This has never been a thing

Came so good I finally broke my year long writers block

>>33926175
When a girl is alone.
When a girl is vulnerable.
When a girl is under the influence of a substance.

>>33926689
>At a dating event
You mean speed dating? That still exists?

>>33926693
Based and real

>>33926686
>Gender is not important
Anon...
>>33926689
Sign here
x__________

>>33926670
Of course.

>>33926696
>signed Big McLargehuge

>>33926699
ROLL FIZZLEBEEF

>>33926699
Is it uncut?

>>33926540
I didn't mean that they were retarded. I meant that they didn't have to think about any of modern nonsense because they still lived in nature (which is how your brain still operates).

>>33926701
It is a Buff Hardback

>>33926332
(you)

>>33926694
Any kind of dating event. Speed dating is one of them, but people also run nights were you all go to a bar and everyone's there for the explicit purpose of meeting someone so you just go up to people and say "hi". Stuff like that.
There's been a revival because people have realised dating apps are unmitigated shit.
>>33926696
>Anon...
Yes, anon?
>Sign here
x GAY420GAY

Women, what would your reaction be if you discovered a guy had a nipple piercing on his right nipple as he undressed for sex?

Guys: your penis rests upwards in your undies instead of downwards, right?

>>33926709
Yeah that's a fool's game. If you tuck it up it just ends up falling down again in a few minutes. I wish it stayed there because it's much better for hiding your penis.

kick rocks
e is for easy
whos moving to portland?

>>33926687
Looks like a shade of blue to me.

>>33926708
Lick

>>33926332
I don't ask for gifts. I but myself a little something, usually a necessity. I won't have a man to buy me anything, either.

>>33926709
Mine is curled up like a cinnamon roll.

>>33926708
M
He's zesty.
>>33926714
>>33926715
Women.

>>33926709
Nah I like undies that let it hang

What is the woman equivalent of cut vs uncut

>>33926709
Usually yes.

>>33926721
the exact same
but genital mutilation on women isnt widely accepted, unlike for men

>>33926721
tight pussy vs roastie pussy

>>33926721
Pierced nipples

>>33926721
innie vs outie

>>33926721
I feel like giving a similar stupid reply mike all the other maleanons, but I can't come up with something funny enough. :(

>>33926721
Probably innie is cut/getting cosmetic surgery so you look like you have innie, uncut would be being an outie having labia majora protude/seem larger as nig—male anons use as insult(roastie)

>>33926721
Americans are so fucking weird. Literally why are you mutilating your babies

>>33926737
>Americans
It's from the jews.

>>33926730
pierced nips are an upgrade so its not the same thing

>>33926525
Same anon same

Gender
Is anal sex now the norm, or is it still a fetish for a small percentage?

>>33926735
But the solution is to just not sleep with several men.

>>33926743
F. I think it's common enough that I didn't feel totally weird for bringing it up in my current relationship.

>>33926743
Not really taboo at all

I wish i had a husband

>>33926725
Depends on your culture. It's widely accepted in parts of Africa. Conversely, genital mutilation for men is considered a bad thing in many parts of Europe.

>>33926746
How many relationships you've been in?

>>33926743
F
Id be mad if he asked for it

>>33926743
It's not a taboo but it's definitely not the norm. It actually throws me when I read something from the 70s or something and it acts like anal is some exciting rule-breaking dirty thing

>>33926494
I love BB!

Can I fix him?

>>33926754
what if he just put it in one night? without asking

>>33926761
I thought he died?

>>33926763
Id killhim

>>33926494
mommylova

>>33926741
That's what I meant. Cut>uncut, pierced > vanilla, tattoos > tattooless

>>33926766
RIP my shy prince

>>33926754
Its obsessedposter again

>>33926752
Well like eight. I've only done buttstuff in one relationship, but it's my current one, so it feels like nowadays it's easier to admit.

>>33926749
I wish I had a wife

>>33926763
NAG, you can't do it without preparation. It won't be pleasurable for either of you, and your cock will be covered in shit.

>>33926783
>It won't be pleasurable for either of you, and your cock will be covered in shit.
some are into that

>>33926783
I don't think anyone posting that is serious

>>33926769
A good Christian should not... fall in love... with a demon...

>girl said she got molested for a year straight
How does that happen? It sounds like a relationship at that point. Should I ghost her?

>>33926787
I know at least two highly unintellectual people who actually tried that.

>>33926793
yes
girls like that assume everything is molestation
nobody gets molested for a year straight, it doesnt make sense

>>33926793
foids can molest me for a year straight

>>33926772
>Cut>uncut
lol
lmao even

Men:
What does it feel when there's a stray hair trapped beneath the foreskin and your girl pulls it out?

>>33926783
How does the lady prep? No food for how long prior and water enema?

>>33926800
feels like almost nothing

>>33926800
That's gross

>>33926800
Fuck you, it is painful just reading it.

>>33926743
F. It's definitely still a fetish - men (and women) who partake specifically have a fetish for it, in my experience.

>>33926800
Long hairs around your dick can cause serious damage

>>33926793
A lot of them make up things after the relationship ends. But yes, stay away from abuse "victims" or those that had violent exes. They have lots of baggage, and you could be the next one getting a false accusation because you raised your voice at her once.

>>33926743
F
A fetish. It's not frowned upon but no one does it aside from men and a select few weirdos.

>>33926811
holy cope

>>33926803
>feels like almost nothing
Thanks, I was worried it might hurt him...
>>33926805
>Fuck you, it is painful just reading it.
Oh.

>>33926800
Just imagine you have a hair trapped between your clit and clitoral hood, and you pull it out.

>>33926815
> Just imagine you have a hair trapped between your clit and clitoral hood, and you pull it out.
Sounds ticklish, maybe even pleasurable.

>make statue
>can make it perfect in every way
>give it ugly hipdips
why are these retards like that?
you dont see ugly hipdips on Renaissance statues

>>33926812
Best keep those comments to yourself until your experience comes from dating and sex rather than porn.

>>33926819
>lecturing me on experience
>makes sweeping claims based on feelings, not experience
You're a woman who I presume doesn't have sex with women, lmao

>>33926818
>>can make it perfect in every way
That is absolute kitsch garbage

Women are just men, but worse. If they weren't pretty and if we didn't need them for reproduction, we wouldn't need them at all.

>>33926824
very insightful tahnk you

>>33926749
Husband wishes he had a wife

Women liking anal is a green flag

>>33926820
>projection
My claims are based on my relationships as well as discussing the topic with people of both genders, Mr "lesbians do anal" man on 4chan whose opinions certainly aren't based on feelings and pornography.

>>33926819
NTA, I think the last time we had this conversation the national stats are something like 30-40% of couples have tried anal sex and like 15% say they do it "regularly," so you could probably write it off as a fetish, albeit a pretty common one.

Personally I have anal sex with my wife maybe once a year, it's just not as good as normal sex once the thrill of the taboo is gone, going by the stats it seems the majority of men who have anal sex at some point feel the same way.

>>33926830
>my anecdotes are more true than yours, also porn!

How often do you have sex fantasies about people you see on the street?

When I was on the bus, there was this girl, totally my type, edgy clothes, a black collar with spikes. So I got a boner and imagined fucking her right there until she wouldn't be able to walk for a week

>>33926834
M
Pretty much never.

>>33926821
Quit spamming this image.

>>33926839
You are afraid, and rightfully so.

Can any women explain to me why I let two furry animals that I’m allergic to live in my house without paying any bills

>>33926835
What, when you see a pretty girl, you don't want to fuck her?

>>33926844
Usually the furthest it goes is
>waow there’s a hot girl over there
I don’t think I’ve gotten a boner in public in like fifteen years.

why is this place so fucking awful now

>>33926831
Yeah, the most common stances I've heard are "I don't care to try it" and "I tried it and didn't love it."
The latest questionnaire I found (Anal sex practices and rectal erogenous zone maps among men and women of diverse sexual orientations, 2025) claims that 33% of women and 23% of men have taken it up the ass in their lifetime.

>>33926833
That is what you're saying, yes. My answer doesn't count because of muh anecdotes, so you refute it... with an anecdote, while calling out my anecdote like that should cancel my answer on the shit I was asked. I really do wonder what's happening between your ears, if anything.

>>33926852
>23% of men have taken it up the ass in their lifetime
Good, I thought I was in a small minority.

>>33926848
Too many incels.

>>33926848
When and how was it not?

Post some fucking food you are consuming.

Femanons, when was your first experience with porn/smut/erotica?

>>33926848
The good posters moved on with their lives. For me personally, I just don’t have an interest in making good posts

>>33926852
>s, so you refute it... with an anecdote
I did not provide you with any anecdote. Before claiming other people are stupid, you should really make sure your terms are correct.

>>33926854
The women are even worse

>>33926869
An anecdote is exactly what you referred to it as in >>33926833. The terms were chosen by you.

I'll make a good post:
>girls: height and dick size doesn't matter
>also girls: hehe my bf is 6'4" with a BBC

>>33926871
I would say 1 or 2 are on the same level in terms of wanting to kill atoga or are being just severely mentally, but the amount of shit spamming incels is far bigger thus much more detrimental.

>>33926865
I made chicken thighs with breadcrumbs and some salt mix

>>33926833
The literal premise of your argument is "my anecdotal experience trumps yours, because you're a man and an incel or fourchan, and I'm a woman who has sex" which is what I my post called out. In your second post, you refer to me literally using an anecdote, which never took place.

I love useless women, /atoga/. I like bitches who can't even drive without me. I like bitches who need to be reminded to clean up after themselves. God, they're so fucking cute.

>>33926848
Mental illness, few bad posters can ruin a general

>>33926868
Most honest 4chan poster

>>33926883
With every shit spamming incel, there's a woman who makes it her life mission to bait said incels into never ending discussions, to whine about incels, and to claim anyone they don't like is an incel.
Shit feeds shit.

>>33926891
I used to make good posts but I also squandered any goodwill those good posts would’ve made. Regulars will get targeted if they have any identifiable things to go off of

>>33926897
You've chosen to give schizos a bit too much power imo

>>33926865
I am a boyfailure so I haven't eaten anything all day but here's what I last ate

>>33926898
I’m pretty sensitive

Do BPD girls calm down over time? I've been dating a borderline girl for about a month. I had to go when we were supposed to spend time together because something came up and she was so mad she punched the walls until her hands bled. I'm just like chill out lil homie lol.

>talking to girl online for a while
>going well
>she sends a pic showing me something
>she has a giant blob hand bigger than mine, indicating she's fat
Uuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
What do I do?

We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively

>>33926910
Lucky guy I've always wanted to try dating a BPD girl

Women, I am done with political questions
Is it misogynist to believe that some women like it rough (not abusive but in bed)?

>>33926910
They calm down around menopause

>>33926887
I was asked if anal sex was the norm and I gave my opinion as a sexhaver and sex discusser. You replied to me implying that I was wrong, but did not provide any additional information, so I returned your rude tone and implied that if you had any knowledge on the subject you would probably have shared it instead of seething impotently.
>refer to me literally using an anecdote
You can easily ctrl+f "anecdote" and see that the first mention of it is you calling your own post an anecdote. I did not agree with your use of that term but did not want to argue semantics, which you're now doubling and tripling down on despite it being YOUR OWN choice of word.

>>33926888
It's good for the self esteem for a man to be needed anon but there's a limit, useless women are really fun for the first week and then it's a slog. I had a girlfriend once who was effectively on the same level of function as my cat, basically just laying around all day, eating, playing with toys, and the only thing that justified her existence was giving me affection when I got home from work.

>>33926920
>if you had any knowledge on the subject you would probably have shared it
NTA, but all of my friends have anal sex regularly. They also often engage in homosexual activities and go to swinger orgies.

>>33926920
>it is you calling your own post an anecdote.
Nope, I described your previous post. Your inability to understand language in any other sense than literal must be a kind of brain disorder.

>YOUR OWN choice of word.
My own choice of word does not alter the definition of words. You wrote a kneejerk response and are now trying to argue so you don't look stupid.

>>33926927
>niggas friends with faggot swingers

You are now thinking about COCK

>>33926912
Help her lose weight.

>>33926910
She needs medication, a psychologist and psychiatrist, a friend told me and so does Google says the same thing.

>>33926935
Actually I’m studying bets for the bruins and leafs game

>>33926938
Lol, so she can dump him the minute Chad hits on her?

>>33926935
why is he so gay and dramatic

>>33926948
That's kind of demons' entire thing

Women, do you eyefuck random men you find attractive?

>>33926113
Based
>>33926115
Yeah. Try anger management.
>>33926157
Already doing that but it doesn't fix the choices you made or brings back the chances you missed.
>>33926307
I am not doing enough good deeds. Thanks for reminding me. I mostly just act polite and tell them that they are doing good when we are doing schoolwork together.
>>33926325
Same length
>>33926332
A new monitor or a ps5
>>33926351
The point where you are a stick with no ass
>>33926743
M
No idea. Probably not considered a fetish anymore though.

>>33926910
Oh, when something makes me angry, I also hit the wall until it breaks or my hand starts bleeding.
t. good guy with BPD

>>33926953
I'm imagining a woman pushing her eyes in and out of the sockets towards the general direction of a man, and it is very unattractive.

>>33926332
Dating my crush

>>33926953
Unprotected premarital eye contact?! NEVER

>>33926332
>Her
bearing the fruit of my seed

>>33926332
My crush to ask me out

>>33926944
Lmao I knew someone was going to write that

>>33926332
My roommate to move on. Realistically, PC parts

>>33926332
An apartment

>>33926964
mmmm unprotected

If no one got me, at least tiny breakfast hotdog got me

>>33926971
>t.rule 34 Homer Simpson

>>33926935
And you are now thinking about MILK

>>33926972
I can “break your fast” with my “tiny hotdog” if you know what I mean

>>33926976
Mogs every woman ITT

>>33926976
I already was.

>>33926976
Didn't work. I'm still thinking about femanon instead

Write your gender
You have a room in your apartment you don't use anyway, so you decide to get a roommate. You have three options:
>Someone pretty, in exchange for sex.
>Someone skilled, in exchange for handling all your household chores.
>Someone who will pay you.

>>33926977
b-but I'm a man uguu~

>>33926983
M
I'll take the third option. Neither of the other two sound worth it.
The first one sounds like nothing but trouble, honestly.

>>33926983
If a girl is living in your house and you're having sex with her, guess what- you're married.

>>33926976
>The girl he told you not to worry about.

>>33926983
M

Third option, the other two are difficult to enforce and even assuming full good faith they both have drawbacks that the normal rent paying tenant doesn't.

>>33926976
This did actually make me think about milk, but only because I want a cappuccino now

I'm back from work!
also I love flat women and redheads

>>33926976
I should just kill myself right

>>33927001
I like thinking this guy likes flat women, and redheads, but would never touch a flat-chested, redheaded woman

>>33927002
No >:|

>>33927002
"No!"

Especially after I've met some low-self esteem titcows irl, I understand how kittenposter can be so retarded with tits that big

I only play RuneScape 3 and I think it's slowly starting to drive me insane.

>>33927008
I still play WoW lol

>>33927008
RuneScape players astound me

>>33927012
Hehehehehehehe WOW
https://youtu.be/y8rim9ym9qY

>>33927003
while your post is funny I would do everything to have a wife like that, I would do the first move and everything (and get rejected)

is there a way to permanently remove my moustache? I fucking hate it

>>33926663
>>33926693

>>33927010
How long has it been?

>>33927022
yes, with a laser.

>>33926914
panpsychism was a thing in the 17th century you fucking idiot and there's a reason it isn't a thing anymore

I have died every day waiting for you

We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.

>>33927033
I'm waiting but she won't come back :(

>>33927016
Here's a comic my mom commissioned from KC Green for $15 ~18 years ago.
Based on a True Story
https://kcgreendotcom.com/CC/comics/cc-theterribleson.gif

yep I'm rubbing something :3

>>33927033
Who?

>>33927033
DARLING DON'T BE AFRAID IIII HAVE LOVED YOU

>>33926512
i think you were supposed to say article of clothing but u were too stupid in the moment

nothing like ejaculating really hard after a hard day at work

>>33927032
It's fun watching burnouts fall into pitfalls that are hundreds of years old, isn't it

The beginning is the end. There is no point in anything, we don't rise, we're just running in one big circle.

>>33927051
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkOib-MmTds

Genders, thoughts on dating highly intelligent individuals?

>>33927059
I am in favor.

>>33927052
i just can't stand these random schizos posting the same thing all the time, and this one is particularly annoying cuz you can tell he thinks he solved some fundamental thing about life when it's a concept almost everyone encounters in their teens and subsequently discards for more rigorous modes of inquiry, but the schizo has no ability to question himself he's led on by his ego to impossible summits of self-assuredness, to delusion basically. time and time again schizos have proven the true nature of their disease to be nothing but a pathologically inflated ego.

I facetimed with a female friend from high school for like 6 hours last night.
Good time.

>>33927063
Very true. These kinds of people love to wax poetics about how they've killed their egos too, lol
>Everyone is ME!

>>33926283
But I want to wear the scary mask.

>>33927065
Think you'd ever date her?

hate to admit it but I want to be a femboy that still fucks women

>unlimited confidence
>Zero shame
>Make male friends super easily, regardless of where I am or what I'm doing (like actually get their contact information, and follow up with them, this happens so often I have to minimize following up with guys since I only have so many hours in the day)
>Pretty handsome, get a decent amount of female attention from time to time
>No gf
I suspect it's because I'm allergic to making female friends. Like in line with me being a bit handsome whenever I interact with a female I'm immediately worried they think I'm trying to get into their pants. Any advice?

>>33927073
>unlimited confidence
>Zero shame
Elaborate on this. I suspect that could be what's turning women off.
You also didn't say anything about trying to date women, just that they notice you sometimes.

And if you're lucky then the god’s a she

>>33927073
You're probably allergic to emotional intelligence and thus have nothing in common with women so they all seem like romantic intrests to you, when they're actually just npcs.

damn it I spilled cummies all over the floor >~<
I'm such a messy boy

>>33927071
I actually had a crush on her in high school. Nothing came of it though.
Nowadays, probably not. It'd be weird. Plus she's had a long history of relationships while I'm still a KHHV LOL.
She's still pretty cool though, it was fun to reminisce.

We are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively.

>>33927082
You are such a klutz. You should really get a maid or a nurse at this point.

>>33927084
Well, that's cool. I really don't think you should let your inexperience hold you back from dating, though.
I can almost guarantee that no woman is going to be bothered by it as much as you are. None worth your time, at least.

>>33927059
Never met such a woman

>>33927059
M
I wouldn't mind it, but I'd worry that I bore her. I'm no dummy, but I'm certainly not a genius.

Why does the how to get women OP choose the women that he does to put in his OPs

>>33927050
ESL-kun, I...

Gender
Have you ever tried to masturbate on Omegle or whatever with a stranger? What about not a stranger, but an online friend?

>>33927102
item of clothing doesnt make sense imagine saying an item of food instances of clothing is referred as articles not items

>>33927059
M. I think it would be very unusual for a couple to be compatible despite a big intelligence gap.

>>33927105
M
Nope and nope.
I flirted with girls on Omegle when I was a teenager, but I never masturbated with them.
I don't actually have any online friends who aren't Anonymous, either. If I ever got in an ldr with someone online, I might masturbate with her.

>>33927095
You have now

>>33927105
Omegle is where I learned that all girls want to be spanked.

we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively

>>33927091
Thank you for the encouragement, appreciated.
I'm not discouraged by my lack of experience though, I just think the gap of experience would be really wide between us. She's a "sex-on-the-first-date" type.
There's also the fact that I've moved on from her YEARS ago so digging up those feelings after so long would be awkward.

>>33927073
You sound annoying

>>33927105
no, maybe I should get drunk a lose my fear of women there

>>33927121
Oh, of course. I meant in relation to any other women you happen to become interested in.

>>33926834
M never

>>33927136
You made me go check to see if it came back from the dead. It isn't; they shut down a couple years ago.

>>33927140
they have a new one, I forgot the name. But it is the exact same thing

>>33927137
Gotcha, thanks.
Yeah the only thing stopping me there is motivation. And if I really want a gf.

Who wants to be my gf (female)

>>33927136
The last time I got drunk, I was raped by three Chinese prostitutes. It's not that I disliked it, but I was so drunk I couldn't refuse, and they basically jumped on me, aggressively taking my money for sex. But again, the service was good, so overall it wasn't a bad experience.

>>33927117
This doesn’t count