Thread 33931670

I'm a 30 year old man, good looks but overweight. How do I get a boyfriend? Also, what's it like to have a boyfriend as a gay guy?

>>33931670 (OP)
Depends entirely on the type of gay. It can be FWB type, best friend you fuck, more than friends you share life with, and het simulating masc-fem dynamic. The more than friends one would be what most are aiming for, but often gets stuck as FWB that doesnt care that much about you or expects you to sort all your own shit with no support.

>>33931670 (OP)
date me if your bottom

>>33931670 (OP)
you're 30 and never had a partner before? I'd recommend you start with having many close gay/bi friends first rather than subjecting someone to an inexperienced 30yr bf.
>How do I get a boyfriend?
High sex drive gay dudes use grindr and the like to get short term fun and sometimes it turns into long term.
You can also date within friend groups but you should know what you like first because at 30 nearly everyone has it all figured out.
Gay meetups and getting invited to kink parties is also a thing but you need to be extroverted enough and probably being a virgin you'll get flustered.

>>33933282
retarded whore

Gays are not exclusive in their relationships, so your boyfriend will be more like a FWB.

>>33933290
gaycel

>>33933339
on average it is heavily skewed towards ape subhumans like this moronic and impossibly retarded piece of retarded shit >>33933282
but there are those that are monogamy oriented too

>>33933377
it takes zero effort to be a retarded ape chimpanzee gorilla gaythot like you, and you're the one whos being gatekept by those like me for being an insuferable brainless retarded ape gorilla diseased subhuman who on top of being fucking retarded is likely ugly and bad at sex, so you're completely worthless even for the retarded stupid time waster shit that youre proposing

you must already know that though

>>33933282
You are retarded.

>>33931670 (OP)
I won't read yet another "By the way, I'm also a 300lb monstrosity, if that matters. How do I fix my life?" thread.

>>33934715
Also, ref the picrel, you would maker a ton of soap.

I'm not a virgin and I'm not 300 lbs. Projection much?